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The ScoutCast – Episode Ninety Seven – Dogging

Better late than never, our ninety seventh episode of the ScoutCast delivers another 45 minutes of mirth, plus injury time.

With the Professor otherwise engaged, it’s left to Jonty to provide backup to myself and Granville, arriving to deliver another “Fully Jonty” – the first to feature a community victim.

Doosra’s Fantasy fortunes come under the microscope, revealing a penchant for bandwagons and knee jerk transfers. Nevertheless, we try to go easy on the experienced campaigner, rounding things off with the extraordinary tale of the Doosra rescuing Jonty’s dog. True story.

That treat rounds off an episode that includes all the usual regulars, including our rinse through the forthcoming double Gameweek which Granville insists on placing within inverted commas: the weirdo.

Be lead astray via this link or stream your pedigree chums via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Viper
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    Good to go this week (-4 points in hits).. No need to mention gwk 27..i know! 😉

    Jaask
    Zabaleta Davies G.Johnson
    Gerrard (c) Michu Mata Walcott Fellaini
    RVP Sturridge

    Fed; R.Martin, Pog, Demel

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    1. SC not pearls before swine
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      You don't have to worry about 27, you have Pog!

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      1. Viper
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        Double digit haul incoming..

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    2. Geezer
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      What`s the latest news on Demel? Was he injured last week or has he lost his place?

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      1. Spoiler
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        i think he lost his place, looking to get rid

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      2. Viper
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        No need to worry, I have Russell Martin 🙂

        Unfortunatly it does look like he has lost his place though, Demel -> Wilson soon..

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  2. Piggs Boson
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    With Remy out, and Zamora unable to finish a match; Samba the new striker? 😀

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      Taarabt

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    2. Trigg ⭐️
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      Sir Les, on a free.

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  3. Ginkapo FPL
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    Nice to see the Straq is back

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  4. Mota
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    Mignolet (ARS) or Fed (stk)?
    Mignolet - better keeper in a better team, home game;
    Fed - slightly better chance for save points and bonus, stalemate last time out, whoscored predicts Stoke 0-0 Reading.

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  5. HarryS
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    Keep Suarez or change to Sturridge after the blank gw?

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    1. Mota
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      We'll see, no need to decide now. Many of us with the same dillema, I guess.

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  6. iCon
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    Will back him to score this week...

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    1. iCon
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      Grrr.....first fail in quite some time!

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  7. isacki: full casual
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    Mark's infamous luck will strike again with him owning Sterling. Hattrick incoming...

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    1. tw
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      😀

      *chances transfer plans to bring sterling in*

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      1. tw
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        changes

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  8. nzsheep
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    I have Baines, Samba, Taarabt and Anichebe, no idea who to bench or order of subs this week. Any suggestions?

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    1. Mota
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      11 years, 3 months ago

      Baines > Taarabt > Samba > Anichebe

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      1. nzsheep
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        Cheers mate, this been doing my head in, at Least I have 4 DGWers

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  9. Holman will score
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    Who to captain?
    M ichu , sturridge or rvp

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    1. Geezer
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      Sturridge

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    2. SC not pearls before swine
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      I like Studge.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      yup, at least a week old 😀

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  10. iCon
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    Doos, you know anything about Lebanese wine? Probably a silly question, but had one a while ago and OMG! (I don't use that term lightly)

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      A lot. Chateau Musar? 🙂

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      1. iCon
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        No idea, I was in a pub and it was recommended by the batman. Reminded me very much of a Marques de Riscal, but better 😯

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        1. iCon
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          😆 @ pedictive text. Barman not Batman!

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          1. Piggs Boson
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            😆

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        2. tw
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          the batman recommended a wine to you? that's awesome 😀

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        3. Back on the horse
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          recommended by the batman.

          brilliant 🙂

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  11. The EJJ
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    Doosra- I've got you in the cup. It's listed as my team name 'Lovely Jubbly' as I'm a right muppet and put down team name instead of profile name. Anyway, good luck!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      And to you! 🙂 Well, not too much! 😉

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      1. The EJJ
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        😛

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  12. Trigg ⭐️
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    *is actually envious of Doos being on The Full Jonty*

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      I'm not. It's quite entertaining though 🙂

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Dog whispering, jumpy kneed, bandwagoner. He's a one man carnival.

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  13. Drip Doctor
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    It's time for Doosra to kneel before Zod.

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  14. Ginkapo FPL
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    YES I have a higher Hall of Fame rating that Doos! Up yours Doos.

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Play nice!

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  15. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    Probably the best team for this coming GW, tbf: http://i.imgur.com/H3IPg8M.png?1

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
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      Surely Zaba in for ShawX, even more so when you have Bego in goal?

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        I did think about that, but I have a feeling that Stoke will keep a clean sheet, and Shawcross does like his BAPs! Knowing my luck, City will keep a clean sheet and Zaba will score or assist! But it's a gamble I'm willing to take 🙂

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    2. Efan Ekoku Pops
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      Wouldn't be confident doubling up on Stoke just yet, especially as Zabaleta has kept loads of clean sheets recently.

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      1. tw
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        not to mention that zaba can get attacking returns too

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    3. tw
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      evra to GJ and zaba in for shawx

      also no bale 😯

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        I'm not taking any points hits, as I've already made my transfers.. I don't want more than four DGW players, otherwise I'll be taking points hits getting them out next GW 🙂 Thanks for the input though dude!

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        1. tw
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          oh okay. didn't realize that. i agree that it doesn't make sense to make another transfer then.

          just zaba in for shawx and you're good to go

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    4. iCon
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      Clyne over Suarez?

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        😆

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  16. Spoiler
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    Suggestions? 0.2 in bank

    Begovic
    G.J | Demel | Davies
    Bale | Mata | Walcott | Michu
    RVP | Suarez | Benteke

    Bunn, Puncheon, Onuoha, Cuellar

    A) Demel -> R.Martin
    B) Save Freebie
    C) Other

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  17. Trigg ⭐️
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    The dog story 😀 😀 😀 😀

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      I'm just listening to that. Doosra's a hero (or a kidknapper) 😀

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      1. iCon
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        Saving it for tomorrow. Like to start my w/e with the Scoutcast 🙂

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      Someone should tell Doos not to listen, the truth might hurt

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        This is hilarious

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    3. Trigg ⭐️
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      Seriously, I love that story. Has anyone bought the film rights yet?

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  18. Tyler the Pritts
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    can anybody tell me if there's been any news on gj?

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  19. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    I can't decide whether to get Enrique or save my transfer. Would mean I'd have 2FT for GW27...but I feel like it's not adventurous enough doing that...hmmm, any thoughts?

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    1. tw
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      who would you lose for enrique? and how many dgwers do you ahve now?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Rafael.

        I have Suarez(c), Michu and Davies...

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        1. tw
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          woah didn't recognize you with the new grav mate! how are you?

          i'd either do rafa to enrique or distin + benteke > clyne + studge

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            Hey TW, not too bad thanks, thanks for the advice. Hadn't even thought about that second kind of move. Will give it some thought...just engrossed in the scoutcast at the minute 🙂

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    2. Willis.
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      Get Enrique.

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  20. tw
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    what's all this talk about doos all about?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Scoutcast, full Jonty

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
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      Listen to the scoutcast 🙂 He gets Full Jontyed.

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  21. Viper
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    Is it likely that by this time sunday Gerrard will have rose 0.4m? Nice little 0.2m profit before I do Gerrard -> Bale if so..

    I still have my wildcard so may be handy..

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  22. The EJJ
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Is there a way to get the podcast into Itunes and then onto an iPod? Would quite like to listen to it while walking to college.

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    1. The Chosen One
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      i can do it with iphone via podcast app,so should be.

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  23. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Well! Not so accurate - but great fun! 😀

    Just to clear up the dognap - I live in Shooter's Hill, and have done for 13 years. 😉

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      😀

      We know the truth

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    2. Zep
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      Good sport, Doos...

      I thoroughly enjoyed listening to that... 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Me too. 🙂

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          Quite useful analysis for you.

          Yaya!

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Mmm. Not very insightful, I'm afraid. There were other forces at work.

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
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              I know with that one, but the Berba-cokey is true.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                I blame JKisthe1 for all that. 😉

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  24. Piggs Boson
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    That had to be one of my favourite scout casts. Good work.
    http://imgur.com/uM6gTer.jpg

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    1. Pat Mustard
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      +1

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  25. Chris_White
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    Sidwell 😆 😉

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    1. Pat Mustard
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      Jerkiest knee ever.

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  26. Ginkapo FPL
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    Granville just wants to have fun...

    Believable...

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        Damn. Was meant to be this: http://tinyurl.com/GranvilleDancing

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  27. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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    11 years, 3 months ago

    Is Aguero the first choice pen taker now with Balo gone? Looking to bring him in after DGW.

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    1. thegame
      • 13 Years
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      yep

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
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        OK, cheers

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  28. Alan The Llama
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    I love that Jonty took Doosra's dog-whereabouts advice. Faith.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      True, how many other people would you actually believe with that.

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  29. Chris_White
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    Trying to restart his heart 😆

    Hes not that old! 😯

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      erm... you sure?

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      1. Chris_White
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        Not really 😆

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      59. Actually. 😉

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        I've seen the pictures........ 😉

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