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The Complete Guide to Scout’s tips and advice for FPL Gameweek 25

Welcome to a slightly earlier than normal Fantasy Football Scout Gameweek Guide ahead of Saturday’s 11:30 GMT deadline

After a divisive Double Gameweek in which many suffered from Triple Captaining Sadio Mane, we’ve had wise words from several of our Pro Pundits. In his Meet the Manager interview with Joe, Utkarsh Dalmia (aka Pro Pundit Zophar) reminded us:

Evaluate the decision, not the outcome.

– Pro Pundit Zophar

Clearly Mane was an excellent choice and it’s extremely unlucky he went off injured after just 33 minutes against Wolves.

Referencing Poker in his latest piece Lateriser cautioned that it would be very easy to go ‘on tilt’ after facing a bad beat. He echoed the words of fellow Pro Pundit Simon March, who has spoken in the past about the “What the heck? Effect” – where we are more likely to take risks following a loss:

Keeping your temperament in control is incredibly important.

– Pro Pundit Lateriser

This week, in his article discussing the ‘sunk cost fallacy’, former FPL winner Simon brought us more thoughtful advice:

Literally, the only thing that matters in this game are the points you score going forward so we’d do well to ensure that we make our decisions on that basis, no matter how loudly our past decisions might continue to echo in our ears.

– Simon March

So what moves should we be considering ahead of Gameweek 25?

The Scoutcast trio of Joe, Az, and Lee were unanimous in their recommendation of switching Mane to Salah, if you don’t already own the Egyptian.

Joe and Lee both feel that with a crunch Champions League tie against Atletico Madrid following hot on the heels of their Gameweek 26 trip to Norwich, Mane is unlikely to get many minutes even if he is fit to play.

However, for managers who already own Salah, the options to replace the Senegal international in our squads – in the words of Pro Pundit Ash – look bleak.

Raheem Sterling is similarly priced but is lacking in form. While Son Heung-min has had the second-highest number of goal attempts (14) this calendar year among midfielders but embarks on a poor run of upcoming fixtures, with the exception of Aston Villa in Gameweek 26.

Shifting funds to our front lines may be the way to go.

Pro Pundit Holly Shand points out that Aguero is making a compelling case to be included in our Fantasy squads when she cast her eye over the goal threat, creativity and clean sheets for January. While Aubameyang is tempting Pro Pundit Andy. The Arsenal forward faces Burnley (away), Newcastle (home), and Everton (home) in his next three matches.

And a cut-price striker has caught the attention of several managers. Pro Pundit Tom Freeman highlights Chris Wood in his differentials article:

With Arsenal, level with Burnley on 30 points, due at Turf Moor on Sunday, Wood’s aerial ability could be key. His five goals from set plays are more than any other player this season, whilst only Newcastle United have conceded more attempts from dead ball situations than the Gunners.

– Pro Pundit Tom Freeman

Community member Luv4rotties agrees, as he told us when he considered Mane replacements earlier this week. While Top Gun Luke is hoping the New Zealander will kick start his surge up the ranks.

And Pro Pundit Zophar also talked up the Kiwi when disclosing his plans for his FPL team.

Finally keep an eye on the moves of The Great and The Good. Greyhead was in pun-tastic form as he brought us a light-hearted look back on the Double Gameweek. Many of these managers boast excellent track records, and it’s somewhat reassuring to know that they suffered like millions of others.

Armband Candidates

Mohamed Salah is the runaway leader in our captain poll following his Double Gameweek heroics with over 56% of the vote.

But as David reported in his usual in-depth Captain Sensible article, Liverpool’s upcoming opponents could provide a stiff examination of their attacking credentials:

Southampton have been in fantastic shape, which may cause some slight concern for those hoping to trust Salah with the armband. Over the last four matches, when the Saints have faced Spurs, Leicester, Wolves and Crystal Palace, Ralph Hasenhüttl’s men have conceded just 22 shots in the box, just 5.5 per game. Considering that Southampton will be away from home against Liverpool, this data suggests that if they, as suspected, park the proverbial bus, it could limit Liverpool’s attack.

– David

He offers up Aguero as a viable alternative for our armband affections:

Aguero comes into this weekend in better statistical shape than the Egyptian (as far as goal threat is concerned) with superior figures for shots in the box, big chances and shots on target. Furthermore, the defensive data of recent matches suggests that Spurs could actually be easier to penetrate than Southampton at Anfield.

– David

However if the threat of Pep Roulette makes you feel uneasy, Salah is undeniably a good option. He comfortably tops this site’s Rate My Team and his prowess can be explained by his home form. Neale’s analysis of the key underlying stats revealed:

45 attempts on goal, 38 shots in the box, 22 efforts on target, 13 big chances and ten goals recorded by Mohamed Salah (£12.5m) at Anfield this season. No FPL midfielder can surpass any of those totals in home fixtures. Liverpool face Southampton on Merseyside this weekend.

– Neale

Salah is also one of the three ‘players to watch’ in Pep Pig’s Gameweek 25 preview and Liverpool are miles ahead in the latest DS stats, fixtures and clean sheet odds provided by G-Whizz.

Looking ahead

The FA Cup and League Cup results are beginning to shape the landscape for FPL managers. 

David reviewed the current permutations for Blank Gameweek 31: two matches will definitely be postponed while the FA Cup replays due to take place on February 4th and 5th will lead to further fixture disruption. 

The League Cup final will be contested by Aston Villa and Manchester City, meaning their fixtures against Sheffield United and Arsenal will be rearranged. Therefore highly-owned players such as Kevin De Bruyne, John Lundstram, Dean Henderson and Jack Grealish will all blank in Gameweek 28.

Of course these same players will also benefit from a yet-to-be-announced Double Gameweek.

Team News

Among this week’s press conferences was the news that Willy Boly is ready to return to action. 

The Scoutcast trio found his price of £4.7m enticing. The Wolves defender could be a good replacement for Soyuncu or possibly Lundstram, should the Sheffield United star find his starting role under threat.

To add to his appeal the Frenchman scored three goals from headers last season. Tom Freeman highlighted the importance of set-piece threat in his latest article. Newcastle United offer a few budget options ahead of fixtures against Norwich and Arsenal.

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  1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    What do I do here lads? 1.8 itb, 1ft

    Button,Hendo
    TAA,Stephens,Soy,Lund,Kelly
    Salah,Grealish,Kdb,Traore,Snoddy
    Vardy,Firmino,Deeney

    1. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      I would save FT

    2. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Vardy to Auba

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Don't fancy Vardy?

        1. Onana Whatsmyname
          • 14 Years
          4 years, 2 months ago

          Nope - just got rid

    3. DontPiqueTooSoon
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Vardy to Auba or move on Kelly for Lascelles?

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Hm maybe first one

  2. Kodap
    • 6 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero

    or Auba...

    On a WC?

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Both but if one the Aguero as more upside and better captain

      1. DontPiqueTooSoon
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Auba, greater differential, great fixtures and will start. Aguero always has the rotation risk which will only worsen as the Cup games approach.

    2. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      I would never question Aguero if I've got opportunity to sign him

      1. Kodap
        • 6 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        I'm on a WC...

        Can afford one or the other.. Already have KDB, don't have any Arsenal?

        1. Magic Zico
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 5 Years
          4 years, 2 months ago

          Great, Kun for me ... I maybe bias as I have never owned Auba. Kun stats are great and he's got good supplies, only caveat is risk of rotation

          1. Kodap
            • 6 Years
            4 years, 2 months ago

            That's my problem, Auba is surely more nailed on and in a dare i say it.. 're-juvinated Arsenal team?'

            1. StayoutheSpiceZone
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 6 Years
              4 years, 2 months ago

              Don’t watch arsenal much then - they are pretty rubbish still

            2. Magic Zico
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 5 Years
              4 years, 2 months ago

              Problem for 'everyone' 50/50 decision ... just like TC Salah or Mane the other week. Just pick one I guess swap later if fails ... don't overthink

              1. Kodap
                • 6 Years
                4 years, 2 months ago

                Best going for Aguero then as he's easier to swap out at a higher price.

  3. The Prophet
    • 14 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Which two would you start this week folks:

    Soyuncu
    Dunk
    Kelly

    Thanks in advance.

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Dunk
      Kelly

    2. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Soy Dunk

    3. StayoutheSpiceZone
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 6 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      I don’t think Kelly plays so there is your answer

  4. Onana Whatsmyname
    • 14 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Vardy and Richarlison to Grealish and Auba is worth -4 all day right?

    1. diesel001
      • 7 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      50/50. Could go either way. What is your rationale?

      1. Onana Whatsmyname
        • 14 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Momentum.

        Just think Arsenal are on the up and Grealish is this seasons one man team (there is always one every year)

    2. FF Dirtbag
      • 12 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Think getting rid of Vardy when he is at home vs a meh Chelsea is worth it?

      1. Onana Whatsmyname
        • 14 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah fancy Chelsea in that match up.

    3. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Not that clear cut, no

    4. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Onlyt if you're good for GW28 blanks. If you're good with that then yep, easy.

    5. _Ninja_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Grealish and Auba blank gw28.

      1. Onana Whatsmyname
        • 14 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Yep got that cheers

  5. FF Dirtbag
    • 12 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Anything worth a hit here?
    Got 0FT and 5.3 mill in the bank.

    Henderson
    TAA lundstram Kelly
    Salah(C) KDB Maddison Grealish
    Vardy Ings Pukki

    Button; rico, Soyuncu, dendoncker

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Would upgrade a striker as £5m in the Bank is a big waste

  6. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Mane to Traore?

    I wont lose any value on him.

    1. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Money left will sit in the bank?

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah.
        Will get Kun for Vardy next week.

        1. Magic Zico
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 5 Years
          4 years, 2 months ago

          I like Kun so yes for me

          1. Weasel Boy
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            4 years, 2 months ago

            Thanks

  7. Pukkipartyy
    • 5 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    What to do with Lund? Im on WC. Keep or sell ?
    Bought at 4m

    1. _Ninja_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Sell

    2. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Cash in

    3. Woy_is_back
      • 6 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      sell

      1. Pukkipartyy
        • 5 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Dont u see it as high risk?
        What if he plays and gets 21pts and u dont own him and about 45% players owns him..

    4. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      On WC then sell

    5. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Sell.

  8. Nightf0x
    • 8 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Ryan (buton)
    Lund taa soy (simpson sidibe)
    Tarore kdb mane salah (martial)
    Maupay dcl vardy

    Which ?!
    A) mane simpson -4 to robo grelish/fleck
    B) martial simpson -4 to grealish/fleck 5.4/7.1 def.
    C) simpson to 4.3 def.
    D) martial to fleck/grelish

    1. Garfield1001
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Why get rid of martial?

      1. Nightf0x
        • 8 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Dont trust him

    2. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Martial needs to stay

      1. Nightf0x
        • 8 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Dont trust him

    3. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 5 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Just echo the others, give Martial a chance with Bruno in

  9. Liastro ⭐️
    • 12 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    1FT, 0.3m in the bank...Mane out for who?

    Henderson Button
    TAA Soyuncu Lundstram Rico Kelly
    Salah Mane* KDB Grealish Dendoncker
    Vardy Jimenez Greenwood

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Mane to Martial and Vardy to Auba?

      1. Magic Zico
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 5 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Just Mane to Martial if must for me

  10. Starky22
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Pope
    Trent Lundy Rico
    Salah(C) KDB Hayden Grealish
    Vardy Maupay Ings

    Button Targett Aurier Mane

    A. Mane -> Traore
    B. Mane + Maupay -> Traore + Auba (-4)
    C. Mane + Maupay -> Traore + Aguero (-4)
    D. Mane + Maupay -> Fleck + Auba (-4)

    D leaves funds for Vardy to Aguero week after...

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      B

  11. E25
    • 8 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Would you rather...
    A) Traore, Auba, Vardy
    B) Son, Auba, Maupay
    C) Traore, Auba, Maupay (plus cash and going Maup to Ings next week)

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      This is one of the politest “would you rather” conundrums I have ever heard.

      I like C personally

  12. pulpy77
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    With Ighalo joining what do we now think the likely pecking order is for strikers at United? (Discounting Rashford due to injury).

    Martial then Ighalo then Greenwood?

    1. noquarternt
      • 8 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Probably. What a strike force.

  13. Ci Siamo
    • 8 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Which two do I bench this week do you reckon?

    A) Lundy

    B) Kelly

    C) Soy

    D) Dunk

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      CD

      Playerplayerplayer

  14. tp1122
    • 7 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Keep Abraham or sell for Ings or Jimi?

  15. Strchld
    • 7 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Good to go? Bench order right?

    McCarthy
    Robbo - TAA - Lundstram
    Salah - KdB - Maddison - Grealish
    Ings - Vardy - Jimenez
    (Kelly - Hayden - Soy)

    Or would you play Kelly or Hayden over Ings?

    1. _Ninja_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      G2g. Play ings.

      1. Strchld
        • 7 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Thanks

  16. Gringo Kid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 5 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Play two

    A) Kelly
    B) Lundstram
    C) Rico
    D) Soyuncu

    1. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      A and C

    2. _Ninja_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      BC

    3. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Bd

  17. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Bench one:

    Lundstram (cry)
    Holgate (wat)
    Rico (avl)

    Thanks

    1. The Count of Monte Cristo
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      B

      1. The Count of Monte Cristo
        • 11 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Sorry, misread the question. Holgate first choice, Rico last.

    2. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Rico

  18. FPL Pillars
    • 7 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Start one of each:

    A) Lund (cry)
    B) Söyüncü (CHE)
    &
    1) Ings (liv)
    2) Cantwell (new)

    Currently on A1

  19. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    A) Robbo + Auba

    B) VVD + Aguero

    1. andres
      • 12 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      b

    2. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      B.

    3. The Count of Monte Cristo
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      B.

  20. Gudjohnsen
    • 7 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Fleck or Mooy on WC?

    1. Champ
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Flexi

    2. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Fleck.

  21. gomez123
    • 10 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Will Cantwell start??….or should I get Fleck in??

    1. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Farke said he was available, but Fleck is good going forward.

    2. FPL Pillars
      • 7 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Cantwell should start yes, he was cleared

  22. rBar17
    • 9 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    A) Maddison (CHE)
    B) Fleck (cry)

    1. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      B.

  23. The Count of Monte Cristo
    • 11 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Bottomed.

    Mané has Norwich (A) on 15-Feb and then Atleti (A) on 18-Feb. I know he will have had a "winter break" but surely he wouldn't be a starter for that Norwich game...?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      no idea but he needs to get up to full match speed. Can't just throw him in v atletico. can see him starting and salah rested

      1. The Count of Monte Cristo
        • 11 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        I was thinking more of a half-hour cameo but I see your point!

    2. _Ninja_
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Could easily get 60mins then subbed off.. After his double.

  24. Fishy
    • 14 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    1. Aguero or
    2..kdb

    1. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Now, Kun.

  25. Kodap
    • 6 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    On a WC.. Pick one (i'm really stuck)!

    A: Aguero
    B: Auba

    One or the other, I have Ings/Jiminez already.

    1. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      A. Better scorer in a better team.

      1. The Count of Monte Cristo
        • 11 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        This. Can see City scoring 3-4 against anyone. Can't see Arsenal scoring 3+ nowadays even if they're on-song.

    2. Onana Whatsmyname
      • 14 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Just get both on WC alongside Salah.

      They will be the 3 highest scorers in next few weeks so why force yourself to pick!?

      Then add TAA + chap def and Grealish, Traore, Maupay etc and you will be set

  26. andres
    • 12 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Would you do a mini WC:

    Soy, Mane, DCL => VVD, 6.3 mid, Aguero

    Hedno
    Sidibe TAA Soy
    Kdb Mane* Salah Traore
    DCL Vardy Ings

    Lund, Cantwell, Kelly 1.7, 2FTs.

    1. andres
      • 12 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      or just use the FTs to sort Kelly, Soy?

  27. noquarternt
    • 8 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Looking forward to FPL legend Ighalo returning.

    And all the Man U fans that must be very happy and satisfied.

  28. Fishy
    • 14 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Gone for pepe over kdb
    Just to get aguero in next week...

    1. andres
      • 12 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      not worried about rotation against WHM? they have madrid 4 days later I think.

      1. Fishy
        • 14 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Kdb will get rested that game

      2. Long ago I drew a walrus
        • 13 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Isn't it two weeks later?

      3. The Count of Monte Cristo
        • 11 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        West Ham game on 09-Feb.

        Leicester (A) on 22-Feb and Real (A) on 26-Feb.

    2. noquarternt
      • 8 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Huge punt, good luck

  29. Pras (FPL)
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    Don’t rush to get Ighalo guys. He will need to be quarantined for 14 days.

    You heard it here first.

    1. The Count of Monte Cristo
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      Haha!

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      This, his mental health should be accessed after joining Utd but 14 days seems excessive

  30. have you seen cyan
    • 4 Years
    4 years, 2 months ago

    who coughs into the "crook of their elbow", wtf lol. (one of the main ways Corona is spreading)

    1. The Count of Monte Cristo
      • 11 Years
      4 years, 2 months ago

      I've sneezed into it if I'm holding onto a bag with one hand and the train handle in the other.

      1. have you seen cyan
        • 4 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        sneeze into the bag

      2. Now I'm Panicking
        • 9 Years
        4 years, 2 months ago

        Shouldn't you have both hands free if you are driving a train?

        1. The Count of Monte Cristo
          • 11 Years
          4 years, 2 months ago

          Should try commuting in Mumbai - you'll see even stranger things.

          1. Now I'm Panicking
            • 9 Years
            4 years, 2 months ago

            Nah, you're alright! Getting the train from Reading to Guildford each day is wild enough for me 🙂