The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – Everybody Hurts

It didn’t take long. As the template squad took shape over the international break, it has taken just one day of Gameweek 4 for it to show cracks.

The script seemed very unlikely. Robin Van Persie rested. Carlos Tevez withdrawn on the hour mark. Eden Hazard and Michu traveling home empty-handed. Santi Cazorla delivering just a single assist amongst an Emirates goal glut. Form was on their side but today’s failure of fancied “big guns” offered a rapid reminder just how fickle Fantasy fortunes can be.

To compound matters, some notable differentials stepped up. Dimitar Berbatov delivered on his full debut. Steven Fletcher scored his third goal in two games. Gervinho tempted us with a brace as the Gunners ran riot and, in the same match, Lukas Podolski notched his second in consecutive matches. We just need the likes of Gareth Bale and Nikaca Jelavic to break the shackles and we’ll have real movement; real discontent amongst the pack who threw Wildcards at the two-week break only to find the humblest of returns at the end of the rainbow.

It was inevitable that the cast would be extended, that we’d have new names to add to our watchlists and edge their way into our thinking. The failure for the early season form players will doubtless spark reaction – the pace of Berbatov’s bandwagon will be interesting and likely to be fuelled by those looking for an immediate fix to a hugely disappointing day.

Of course there should be faith that class will win through, that today’s events will be a rarity, but the timing is poor. Having procrastinated and tinkered over the break, the expectations were high and that will doubtless find knees jerking and cats kicked. For the majority, it’s been a day to forget but then perhaps we got what we deserved.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    11 years, 7 months ago

    Ok 2 questions

    1) Play Clyne (AVL) Hangeland (wig) or Rafael (liv) next week

    2) Best mid to replace Marveaux, Guthrie or Sterling?

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    1. SpinyNorman [*_*]
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      1. Hangeland
      2. Sterling

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      No rush, lets see how Guthrie does tomorrow

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  2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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    Baby woken up, gotta go. Night all

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Peace.

      But not for you 😉

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  3. Hibs Kid
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    How do I add my own avatar?

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    1. Willis.
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      FAQ off!

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    2. Epic Fail
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      gravatar.com

      Same email address as the one you signed up to here with.

      Faqs...

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  4. ratski
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    Got £9.1m left for a midfield

    A. Get in cazorla now before price rise
    B. get in barfa or Nolan and save rest of cash

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    1. Willis.
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      Errr.... what other options are you looking at?

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      1. ratski
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        Searching for someone to complete my midfield
        Rest is Michu, pienear, haz, Guthrie

        Santi slots in perfectly for remaining cash but I'm just not convinced

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        1. The Mandalorian
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          Lets see your team 1st then we can decide if where convinced.

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      I like Ben Arfa over the next 2.

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    3. Epic Fail
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      Cazorla was for this gameweek. There's no real rush to get him in now.

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    4. leroy8888
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      Cazorla is in form, unfortunately his teammates aren't.

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  5. chri55
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    will harte play tomorrow? i have kacaniklic waiting as my 1st sub

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Yes 100%

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    2. MJ6987
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      He should do

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  6. @FuzzyWarbles
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    Had 1.0 in the bank.

    Did Graham->Berba

    Still have Nzogbia.

    Still have Green/Davis for keepers.

    Am I good boy or a naughty boy?

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  7. Heisenberg:Crystal Meth Pal…
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    What a day! Went to the Nordwest derby between Hannover and Werder Bremen. Crowd was absolutely brilliant and the game finished 3-2 with a goal with the last kick of the game!!! Couldn't have asked for a better game!

    Come back home to find my big guns failing including all 3 of my United shooting blanks. Thankfully I have Kacaniklic saving me, second on the bench.

    I can really feel my knee jerking. Does DDG, Cuellar, Zabaleta, Kags and Graham warrant a WC?

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    1. aaamanion
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      i think so

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  8. Drip Doctor
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    It takes a lot for me to like someone who has played for both Spurs and Utd but man do i love The Berbs!

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  9. kennethrhcp
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    zab is probably going to leave my team this week, is it stupid to be deciding between garrido or figueroa as his replacement to free up funds?

    other defenders are baines, hangeland, cuellar & clark. cuellar could go before zab depending on injury.

    any thoughts very much appreciated

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  10. Smakies
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    Hey just wondering :
    if a player has the ball and and the goalkeeper trips him in the penalty box, then he sucessfully converts the penalty, does he get the goal and the assist ?

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    1. Heisenberg:Crystal Meth Pal…
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      No

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      1. Smakies
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        thanks !

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  11. Drip Doctor
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    Hayley Mcqueen is a UNIT.

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    1. Reedy
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      I always have a tab open for Urban Dictionary precisely for occasions such as this; but it's throwing up some implausable explanations.

      Please, what does this mean? 🙂

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        I've always liked her, but just now, her calfes were the size of a weightlifter.

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        1. Reedy
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          Ah! I'd dismissed definition #2 out of hand. But then I didn't clock her chunky calves.

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
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        Schwarzeneger is the ultimate UNIT

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        1. Reedy
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          So it seems! 🙂

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  12. Ginkapo FPL
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    Its been a year since Terry said something that I cant remember anymore. Who holds a grudge that long?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Me, for someone that won't admit to their wrong doing. Especially with racism.

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Fair point, hadnt considered that. Cant believe they still have given him a ban yet. What on earth are they doing, the law finished with the issue ages ago.

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    2. Heisenberg:Crystal Meth Pal…
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      Once a racist, always a racist....

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Personally I have always thought the comments wasnt due to being racist but having the vocabulary of a 5 year old.

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        1. Epic Fail
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          Yeah I don't think it was the words of a racist, just the words of a complete c*nt.

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Anton, Rio, Wayne Bridge...

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    4. Trilogist
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      black people.

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  13. Onana Whatsmyname
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    Just done fletch instead of Berbs for Petric...think he will out score him over the next few weeks. count Dracula did look good though........also got Sterling no brainer that one

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  14. Red-United
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    Hazard = a penalty assisting machine. Always looks like he is going to go down in the box, he's too quick for defenders.

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    1. Onana Whatsmyname
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      Spot on.....armband for him next week

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    2. leroy8888
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      Shame he doesn't also take them

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  15. MJ6987
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    Who is the most vile man in football?

    Terry or Suarez?

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Suarez.

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      1. LEEDSLEEDSLEEDS
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        el hadji diouf

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    2. Reedy
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      Barton?

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    3. aaamanion
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      Michael Owen

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  16. Moves Like Agger
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    11 years, 7 months ago

    Sorry for repost. This will be the last time I post this I just want a wide range of opinions before I confirm my transfer
    What transfer should I make? 2.4 in the bank.

    (A) Collocini ➡ Baines
    (B) Ireland ➡ Barfa
    (C) Graham ➡ Berbatov
    (D) Graham ➡ Fletcher

    Any advice would be much appreciated.

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    1. Red-United
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      (A) looks tasty.

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      1. Moves Like Agger
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        Already have Pienaar so would that be too much Everton players?

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        1. leroy8888
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 7 months ago

          Not with the games they have coming up.
          If u want to do (C), better do it now as the bandwagon has left the station

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  17. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    What do you think should be my first priority with my 1FT this week:

    Al Habsi (FUL) jaask (SUN)
    boyce (FUL) Terry(STO) Lescott (ARS) Collins (SUN) fabio
    Hazard (STO) Pienaar (swa) Barfa (NOR) Kagawa (liv) McClean (whm)
    Tevez (ARS) Pog (wba) Giroud (mci)

    Giroud > 8.8 or less striker
    Lescott > cheaper defender
    Kagawa/McClean > Morrison

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    1. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
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      Probably Giroud > Berba / Ba / Fletcher / Lambert / Podolski / Jelavic

      Lots of better options there

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  18. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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    So how did all you WCers get on then? 42 myself with Baines to come, seems like a decent score despite the obvious RVP(c) issue

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    1. MJ6987
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      11 years, 7 months ago

      Very good score there (relatively), didn't think WC'ers would have done that well tbh

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      36 with Pienaar and Baines. Happy enough with that.

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      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        Yeah i should think i am about the same. Just Baines to come for me

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  19. Piggs Boson
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    That should have been another Hazard penalty...

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    1. Holy See
      • 13 Years
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      SWP is a storming horse of a man.

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  20. Pulp Minion
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    • 12 Years
    11 years, 7 months ago

    Moving DDG out

    1) Jussi (I have Demel)
    2) Foster
    3) Other?

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    1. Trilogist
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      • 14 Years
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      Dr Foster.

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    2. Freshy
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      Just did Foster in for DDG

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    3. leroy8888
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      Foster

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  21. Drip Doctor
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    • 13 Years
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    I've had RVP since GW2, captained him today but i find it quite amusing that pretty much everyone in my mini league took hits or used the WC to get him in this week.

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      How did you go this week mate?

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        36 with Pienaar and Baines to come.

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        1. leroy8888
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          You're in a good spot then.

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  22. mr messi
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    Ridgewell or McAuley?

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Ridge

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  23. Mind över Mata
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    Is Cuellar worth keeping for the long term?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 7 months ago

      Yes, if its a minor injury. I was looking at bringing him in if it wasn't for that

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    2. kennethrhcp
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      how bad is the injury?

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      1. Canadian Football
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        Just logged on to ask the same question

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        1. kennethrhcp
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          someone will enlighten us 🙂

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  24. Deicide
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    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/89923/event-history/4/

    Suggestions are welcome 🙁

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    1. MJ6987
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      11 years, 7 months ago

      Its not that bad...

      DDG > someone cheaper
      Petric > someone better

      Sorted!

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      1. Deicide
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        I know, i want to get rid of Petric, I don't know who though.

        Same with Lescott and ddg

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  25. Red-United
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    Nolan great value @ 6.0, with out without Carroll.

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    1. Red-United
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      with or without Carroll*

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      6,1 and your a genius, hes the perfect replacement for McAnuff

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      I agree. I have Morrison instead for a differential though. I think he will do just as well.

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    4. Drip Doctor
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      Snodgrass was unlucky/wasteful today aswell. Looks a decent option if Holt ever gets scoring again.

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  26. Crouch Potato!
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    How's the goin folks? Had loads of the black stuff, and a couple of very odd fags! 🙂 What a mad day football wise,we didn't get hammered by Chelsea. and Rohn thinks he's intelligent, the worlds gone mad!

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    1. Alan The Llama
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      I look forward to an american reading this post

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    2. Reedy
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      Ugh, I've not seen him today thankfully. I bet he's been insufferable.

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  27. Cornholi0
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    11 years, 7 months ago

    Bonus point prediction for the Arsenal - Southampton match anyone?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Is this a sort of post-modern gag?

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      1. Epic Fail
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        Aristocrat joke.

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  28. times three
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    Got 5.9 in the bank need a defender to make a difference. Any suggestions?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Who you got?

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      Ridgewell?

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  29. MJ6987
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    Hillsborough - this has transcended footballing rivalries

    E.g. I support United and I know that there has been a lot of support on the RedCafe forum for the Justice campaign.

    Puts a lot of things into perspective

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Just a shame there are still people out there that use it to insult rival fans.

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      1. Red-United
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        I hear Munich chants sang by opposition fans now and again when I go to see United, it's disgusting really.

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      2. MJ6987
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        Yeah, complete and utter idiots

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    2. Red-United
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      Fellow Cafetard here, you in the RedCafe FF league?

      Also yes, no matter who you support you have to show respect and feel sorry for all those who lost loved ones on that day.

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      1. MJ6987
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        Yeah, well the Newbies one!

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        1. Red-United
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          Currently 2nd in the Newbie league, and 3rd in the mains.

          Not bad eh? 😉

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  30. JCR23
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    Predictions for the imminent Berbatov price rise? 😉

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    1. Reedy
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      Precipitous!

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