From The Physio

From the Physio – Gameweek 16

In a move that could have graced the pages of Roy of the Rovers, Jermain Defoe cut open the Fulham rearguard with the precision of a Surgeon. Responding to the galloping Bale’s cues, Defoe crafted a pass of intricacy and subtlety that rendered Fulham’s defence wooden and flat-footed finding the Welsh wizard perfectly as he raced clear to unleash a first time rocket towards the net. Sadly for Bale, his effort was off target and Tottenham’s main creative force limped off nursing a hamstring tear which Andre Villas-Boas later revealed could keep the winger out for one to two weeks.

As Bale initially follows through on the shot he appears to lose balance slightly and his subsequent bodily adjustments cause him to land awkwardly back onto his left leg. It would appear that a combination of a forceful contraction combined with the slight hip and Gluteal mal-alignment when landing caused the hamstring muscle to tear slightly. However, the lack of any significant traumatic impact gives us initial cause for optimism.

Following the shot Bale immediately clutches the back of his thigh, directly over the muscle belly of the hamstring group of muscles and unable to fully weight bear on the affected leg, hobbles off the pitch. We may assume at this point that Bale attempts to “run-off” the injury as the next time the camera cuts to him he can be seen sitting down, back on and further up the pitch, again holding his hamstring over the main muscle belly and looking slightly anxious.

At this point we observe Tottenham’s physio administering a prone, straight leg hamstring stretch, where a range of over 90 degrees is achieved with slight over-pressure. Bale registers relatively little discomfort and indicates the main muscle belly of the hamstrings as the site of the injury. This is encouraging, and an important base-line indicator as it suggests that pain is present, but only at full or end of range and that tendon involvement in the injury is unlikely. In essence a relatively minor grade one tear with only a few fibres involved. Bale then gets to his feet and walks from the pitch independently, and although now able to weight bear on the affected leg, still exhibiting a pronounced gait.

In my estimation a general ball-park figure for this injury would be one to three weeks, however, Bale has genetics in his favour, with the natural body composition of an athlete he has the propensity and the reputation to heal swiftly, even so, on the balance of these observations I feel he will need at least seven days rehabilitation time. A prognosis that makes the trip to Goodison on December 9 touch and go, but one, I feel, should see the influential playmaker once more back into the breach when the Swans roll up to the Lane on December 16.

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  1. emperikal
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    UCL has Ronaldo with 2 assists? Wasn't Callejon goal assisted by Modric?

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    1. Fifa las vegas
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      Thats what it said earlier, but i'll take the Ronaldo assist

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    2. drunken_mess
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      should only have 1, but ill take 2 🙂

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    3. Le Gooner
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      They've credited Madrid 4 assists for 3 goals. Maybe they know something we don't? 😉

      http://en.uclfantasy.uefa.com/UEFA/15804/clientfixture.do?fixtureId=24

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      1. emperikal
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        Haha scorekeeper has Ronaldo (C) as well!

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        1. Le Gooner
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          😀

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    4. RafaMC
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      not any more

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  2. Twelve years a slave
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    Bale has genetics in his favour, 🙂

    Enough said

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Yep, chimps recover very quickly from injuries.

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      1. megatronaldinho
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        very good-all knowledge of chimps thou hast ;p

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          You need to be when you're in the animal trafficking game.

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          1. megatronaldinho
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            either this response has wooshed over me or my ill-conceived jane goodall joke was a bit too subtle. either way, move along. nothing to see here

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    2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      Hey Trigger. What are you thinking / doing this week? You keeping both the racist and Sir Gareth?

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      1. Twelve years a slave
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        Im thinking hari kari a decent option , been a disaster ,last few weeks.

        Keeping both , only transfer i have made IS Gorkss to Cuellar

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  3. thetinkerman
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    In case it was in doubt, I'm keeping Bale this week for sure.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Enjoy your 0 points

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      1. bdwhite91
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        That's what subs are for.

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    2. bdwhite91
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      Why don't you ship him out to get him in the next week like everyone else? Not like transfers are precious or anything...

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      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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        Know do you know he'll be back next week? By which time many could lose value.

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        But bringing in a DGWer for an injured player is a sensible use of 1 transfer (especially if, like most, you've got a few injuries), so you're only really 'wasting' 1 transfer = 4 points = the minimum Sess should get.

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      3. thetinkerman
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        Ridgewell > Shorey, 4-4-2 with Suarez and Bale in reserve for next week.

        Would rather do that than Bale > someone rubbish with a DGW and then back to Bale the week after.

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    3. Pea Soup
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      Damn straight

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  4. Stevee10001
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    Hey guys what is your views on this team and what could i do this week as i dont have clue for once!

    Jussi , Bego

    Rafa , ridge , cuellar , clyne , mccartney

    mata , michu , bale , fellaini , maloney

    rvp , suarez , long

    Thanks

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  5. Hazmat
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    Arsenal players out. Anyone else in. I feel so let down by them and I don't even support them.

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    1. Le Gooner
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      Most depressing, but I'm holding on to Giroud and Cazorla.

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    2. Scroobius Mac
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      Nice grav.

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    3. bdwhite91
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      Hopefully a fresh Santi and Giroud will get the goals this weekend

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      1. Hazmat
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        I hope so! I must be a sucker for punishment because Giroud is probably going to be my captain choice this week.

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  6. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    I am starting to wonder...is having both RvP and Rooney a viable strategy? We are always likely to have 2 big hitting forwards anyway. They are playing for the team that scores the most goals and if one fails to deliver, the other one is more than likely going to deliver.

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      In a couple of weeks i will have Suarez RVP Rooney. Unless Aguero shows signs of regular starts.

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      1. afcblegend
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        thing is Aguero could well do, with City out of Europe. I'm still not sold on Rooney myself

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      2. Sting
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        My front 3 atm the moment is Rooney Suarez Aguero

        I'm backing them until the Jan WC when I will reevaluate. I still think Aguero will start firing soon. He is too good not to.

        And after the MCR derby, City have a great run of fixtures where Aguero could get explosive returns in.

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    2. Stevee10001
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      when we get results like 1-0 against west ham and the reverse against norwich it doesn't seem such a great idea!

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        +1

        Just choose one and stick with him. It's only after Man Utd score 4 (Stoke and Reading) that people bring it up as a strategy. One week where RVP or Rooney gets 2 points and it's suddenly back to being the worst idea in the world.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      No, it's a terribly risky idea in my opinion. It's only brought up after matches where Man Utd score 4 goals. Then forgotten about when they struggle the next week to break a team down. In terms of value it's slightly offensive having that much spent on two strikers in the same team.

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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        Good points

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      2. megatronaldinho
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        lol at equating an overreliance on a sometime misfiring attack to being 'slightly offensive'. good wordage guy. if arguably unintentional 😀

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          🙂 I see what I've unintentionally done here...!

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    4. Pea Soup
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      Getting Rooney in for RVP after this GW. For sure.

      When Rooney starts scoring, Rooney starts scoring.

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      1. Black Knights
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        Like when he scored on 20th October and then didnt score again until... December!

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        1. Pea Soup
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          You can find an exception to every rule if you have enough free time to look for it.

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    5. droginexile
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      id say ur better covering ur bases and getting 3 teams covered with ur strikers, city, united spurs, liverpool arsenal, etc etc

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  7. super zlatan
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    Ok best move for this gw?

    A) bale>sess

    B) gorkks>shorey

    Team is

    Bego. Fed
    Enrique. Mert. Cuellar. Clyne
    Mata. Mi hi. Felliani. Sterling
    Rvp. Suarez. Berbs

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    1. super zlatan
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      *michu

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      1. John Nerdelbaum
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        I've done Bale to Sess. Can't see Shorey doing too much and Sess looked lively against Norwich and they could have picked up a point.

        Buy back next week when the Swans come visiting...

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        1. Pea Soup
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          He looked lively when running to chase the shot he had to try to stop it going for a throw...

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          1. John Nerdelbaum
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            lol

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      2. John Nerdelbaum
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        Teams lookd OK to be fair. I wouldn't worry. I did the Sess move partly because I could see myself only having 11 players (including Rafa) able to play

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    2. Pea Soup
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      Save

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    3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      Have both Bale and Gorkss. Am holding Bale and don't think Gorkss to Shorey is a worthwhile move given Readings fixtures after the dgw. Will deal with Gorkss if I have to in a few weeks

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  8. afcblegend
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    Oh Ramsey... he must be incredible in training because I've never seen anything resembling a player of top flight quality when I watch Arsenal...

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    1. athleticbilbobaggins
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      This. I always thought he will come good, what with the injury and all. Lost all hope now.

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    2. bdwhite91
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      He's better than Henderson

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      1. Lawrø
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        Henderson > Ramsey

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      2. Chris_White
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        *less crap

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      3. Shipstontrev
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        That's not really setting the bar high though, is it? 😉

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  9. HarryS
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    Any thoughts on giving captain to Shorey?

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    1. Doctor X
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      Wouldnt even Captain Baines if he had a DGW.

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    2. Michu stole my mojo
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      Contemplated it alot myself!

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  10. drunken_mess
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    Anyone switching the C from Ronaldo?? 🙂 . . . Messi ??

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    1. Red Devil Swede
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      No

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      1. drunken_mess
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        messi is going after Mullers record soooo YES!

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    2. emperikal
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      Will probably stick. Even with a brace it's only 2 points more

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  11. Lawrø
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    I know I'm probably really late on this but why isn't Giroud involved again? is he injured now?

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    1. Red Devil Swede
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      Arsenal's 1st team is rested for weekend 😉

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    2. athleticbilbobaggins
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      Rested. Majority of the first team rested because Arsenal are already through. Will start this weekend.

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  12. Gizmo
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    Puncheon -> Sessesgnon (c) for a hit?

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    1. megatronaldinho
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      why puncheon? don't you got someone else who takes up more funds? puncheon is meant to be a facilitator, allowing you to have more big hitters imo

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      1. don parcheesi
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        +1 and puncheon's stats are better than sess's these past few weeks. In fact, Puncheon's stats are among the best in the game for midfielders in terms of threat and attempts... top 3 or top 5 for the stats I track to assess threat level

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  13. Piggs Boson
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    Man City are just poor. I have no doubts United will be fine on the weekend...

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    1. drunken_mess
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      high scoring game imo, if Silva plays

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    2. super zlatan
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      Rvp (c) ?

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      They'll have Silva and Yaya back for it. And their league form is fine. Dortmund away is pretty hard anyway.

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    4. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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      Both teams under performing tbh. Weekend has 0-0 written all over it.

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      1. Granville
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        I'll lay that bet. Not a chance of 0-0.

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        1. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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          Bookmarked. 😉

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    5. Syd.
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      They look totally disinterested...

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      1. Granville
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        Aguero and Dzeko up front for the derby.

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        1. Syd.
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          Could be but the big question is who will line up in the united defence & midfield

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      2. Jernau M Gurgeh
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        Citeh made a big error selling Nigel de Jong

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        1. Granville
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          What's he going to do for them? Stop a few goals. He was bench warming most of last season.

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    6. bdwhite91
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      There was no way they were going to get any goals without Silva and Yaya. Keep telling yourself that. Just don't get beat 6-1

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    7. afcblegend
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      Noooo City will win I think, they've separated their european performances from domestic so far this season and Fergie said it best, they'll get destroyed if United defend anything like they have done recently

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      1. Granville
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        Their league performances have been underwhelming too. Until Silva is fit and firing, they wont take apart any team.

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  14. Chris_White
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    Callejon again

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  15. emperikal
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    Callejon 😀

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Did you (c) him?

      if so, good call

      I usually go differential on my (c) for UCL, didn't tonight

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      1. emperikal
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        Sadly not but no complaints

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  16. Syd.
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    OMG... How old is Bittencourt??

    He looks about 14 years old.

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    1. Smellbobs
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      German with Brazilian heritage?

      You'd expect a brickshithouse who can beat ronaldhino's tricks!

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  17. Smellbobs
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    dortmund are making city look like amateurs!

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  18. SuperOsçarBaby
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    callejon 2nd goal.

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  19. Doctor X
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    CALLLEJON YOU BEAUTY 😀

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  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Sterling to Gardner for free?

    I know fixtures turn after DGW, but he's cheap enough to bench anyway.

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    1. Doctor X
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      Go for it.

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  21. TeamSteam
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    Somewhat optimistic about keeping Bale after this article. What say you, boys?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      was planning to keep anyway, this only re-enforces that for me

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    2. MJ6987
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      Keeping

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Already sold him.

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    4. Pea Soup
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      Was keeping anyway

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    5. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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      Sold.

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    6. TeamSteam
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      If i keep, i`ll have to play Sterling away to West Ham, which i guess wont be the worst thing in the world since he`s likely to start up front with Suarez out. If i get rid, it`d be for Fellaini, which is a 0.2 price change today. Still think its a good idea to keep?

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      1. JapBen
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        I'm probably going to sell him for Michu tonight if that helps, I will lose 0.3M on Bale but then he'll drop tonight and Michu will rise

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  22. JapBen
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    Any ideas why Morrison didn't play in West Brom's last match?? I am thinking of doing Bale and Morrison to Michu and Fellaini for a 4 point hit

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    1. CFC1990
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      Good idea.

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      Pretty much because i Wildcarded him in..

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      1. JapBen
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        That's unlucky but seriously why didn't he play? I thought he was pretty much a guaranteed starter

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  23. CFC1990
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    Begovic
    Mertesacker, Cuellar, Demel, Cameron
    Sterling, Nolan, Mata, Fellani
    RVP, Fletcher, Van Persie

    Ruddy, Suarez, Bale, Ridgewell

    Worth doing Bale > Michu tonight.

    I can sell Bale for 9.7m. He is 9.9m at the moment but you would think he would drop to 9.7 anyway by the weekend i can then get him back in for the Swansea match.

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    1. JapBen
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      I can sell him for 9.6M but Michu will rise by 0.2M and Bale will drop by 0.2 M so it still makes sense.

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  24. r0nh
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    Wenger out; Rafa in?

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    1. SuperOsçarBaby
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      shut up and take my my money

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    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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      RDM in

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  25. Le Gooner
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    Anderlecht with a 90th minute equalizer against Malaga

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  26. SuperOsçarBaby
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    anderlect goal

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  27. Champ
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    Thanks Facer for the Baines prognosis at the weekend...stopped me pulling the trigger!

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  28. SuperOsçarBaby
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    Lets hope for zenit cleansheet

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  29. Chris_White
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    Bye bye City!!!

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    1. bdwhite91
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      Really pleased about this. Screw Europa

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      1. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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        Not sue you had a choice. A shocking Euro campaign.

        How Mancini keeps his job after this will go down in folklore. He should write a book about it.

        Here's a title: "Fail miserably on a top salary. For dummies."

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  30. bdwhite91
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    Any chance of a scoreless draw between Juve and Shakhtar Donetsk?

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    1. SuperOsçarBaby
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      don't think so, both are high-scoring team

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