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The ScoutCast – Episode 111 – Bung

There are no brown envelopes in sight; this “bung” is firmly placed in my nasal passages as I clamber from my man-flu grief pit to sit alongside Granville and take my Gameweek medicine. After seeing me off by 21 points, it’s only fair I gave my co-host his moment of glory, regardless of being short of match fitness.

Somehow we end up arguing about Robin van Persie once again, before taking a gander at the bandwagons rolling and preview the weekend’s action the only way we know how: by rambling endlessly and singling out some dubious player picks along the way.

Get your repeat prescription via this link or cure your ailments via the easy to swallow player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. applebonkers
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    bony erikson

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    1. copps
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      if he racks up the points for me i will bony eriksen myself

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    2. Optimus.
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      "Atsu?..Bless you"

      *grabs coat 🙂

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    3. Wild Rover
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      Call me...

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      1. Wild Rover
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        Oh wait... No coverage?

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  2. Optimus.
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    @Mark if you're monitoring..the font of the posters changed there for me as well as the downvote button+vote disappearing

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      http://www.take-a-screenshot.org/

      Better if you show him.

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      1. Optimus.
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        Ta

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    2. copps
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      there's a downvote button?

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      1. Optimus.
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        *upvote i meant 🙂

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        1. copps
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          i thought i was missing out! 😀

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  3. Cheeseoid
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    Hope Lukaku or ba leave so much wasted potential

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  4. Heydudes13
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    Eriksen better not be 9.0m. Such a lazy price tag.

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    1. Art Vandelay
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      8.5 I reckon.

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      1. Funkyav
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        I wonder if the person who decides the prices checks this site?

        On a completely unrelated note I think ericsen should be priced 5.0 😉

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        1. Wild Rover
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          Sven? Agree

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  5. DonTheSpecialOne
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    Clyne to start you think?

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  6. applebonkers
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    shaun goaterola

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  7. droginexile
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    john brayford is showing -139 on fiso but only -82 on fiso. is there a problem with fiso price drops? I know its a minor problem but wud like to avoid losing value on 4m def if possible. I also need to work on Toure & foster but reckon they may last until next week with flags

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    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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      Fiso vs fish? Haha

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      1. droginexile
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        haha and the o & h buttons aren't even close. I meant fiso vs totalfpl. there seems to b something fishy with fiso

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          There is. Currently rely on tfpl they seem closest.

          Fiso has had brayford to drop for a few days and he hasn't 🙂

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          1. droginexile
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            cheers lad. my 5th defender issue can live to fight another day

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  8. Reed_Rothchild
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    Wild card

    Migs Davis

    Walker Vidic Zabs Coleman Chester

    Silva Walcott Tarrabt Adam Brady

    Sturridge Benteke Soldado

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    1. Cheeseoid
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      Taarabt? Will nobody ever learn?

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
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        Fulham coverage

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        1. Wild Rover
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          Two words.. two fails

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        2. TorresMagic™
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          Coverage is overrated.

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        3. Seanigula
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          first time on this site that anyone's ever thought they needed "Fulham coverage"

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            "outside Dempsey"

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            1. Wild Rover
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              Taht wasn't Fulham coverage, it was Dempsey

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          2. Reed_Rothchild
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            Look at their upcoming fixtures.

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            1. Seanigula
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              I can't see them, Taarabt's on the bench in front of me blocking my view

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              1. Heydudes13
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                I keep giggling at this comment

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    2. Heydudes13
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      Taarabt and Adam christ this isn't 2010.

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      1. Reed_Rothchild
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        Adam is in the hole and on set pieces.

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        1. Heydudes13
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          Been hearing that since god knows when.

          'Woah, look at all those points Taarabt got!' Said no one ever.

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  9. Scottys Army
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    will eriksen be nailed on ?

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    1. Kostja
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      maybe not right away, but yes

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      1. Wild Rover
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        So no then?

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        1. Heydudes13
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          😆

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        2. Optimus.
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          😆

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  10. clump39
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    this needs to be my week or im wild carding

    what do ya think

    boruc

    baines lesscot garrido

    santi carzola silva(vc) paulinho nolan

    sturridge lambert aguero (c)

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    1. Cheeseoid
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      Much better than mine for this week. I would be happy with it.

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  11. Sweetpea
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    Would do Hazard > Silva and Toure > Coleman for -4 but just dont want silva long term.

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    1. ccc
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      I did it earlier in the week. Kolo's drop, Coleman rise, Silva's rise, all made it easier to pull the trigger.

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      1. Sweetpea
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        dont fancy it now, missed the price changes and will take a hit next week to get RVP in

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        1. ccc
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          i agree

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  12. The Rock
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    Advise needed, 0m in the bank, ideally would like to lose Lukaku, but not great options out there for 7.6m.. Hazard out for Silva? + maybe Vlaar out for Collins/Fonte/Whitiker? I know Toure is a doubt so don't mind taking a hit to make sure i field 11 players...

    Cech, Boruc
    Zabaleta, Toure, Coleman, Dawson
    Mirallas, Nolan, Whittingham, Koren
    RVP, Lambert
    Cech, Lukaku, Hazard, Vlaar

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    1. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
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      Get Collins in ...

      and Hazard for Silva

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      1. The Rock
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        Was thinking Collins because i don't want to double up on Soton defenders, cheers!

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  13. Azerbaijan Shopping Centre
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    RMT

    Mignolet (Davies)

    Coleman, Collins, Turner (Mertesacker) (Ivanonvic)

    Silva, Walcott, Coutinho, Barkley (Britton)

    Aguero (c), Giroud, Dzeko

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  14. thedarkhorse
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    So basically my RVP / no RVP argument comes down to this:

    A) Sturridge, Mirallas, Vidic, Kompany
    B) RVP, Kim, Coleman, Toure

    Winner?

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    1. Heydudes13
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      Except it doesn't though?

      Everyone will obviously pick A.

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    2. ccc
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      B. Kim, Kolo, Coleman all offer good value in my opinion. Vidic and Kompany is a bit of a question, as is Mirallas at the moment.

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    3. Ikey Warrior
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      I would pick B (with Brady over Kim)

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    4. thedarkhorse
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      ahhh decisions decisions!

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    5. Heels_Over_Head
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      toure's groin is opened up a wee bit

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  15. Ellipsis
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    Brilliant Episode as akways, thanks guys and get we'll soon Granville!

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    1. Heydudes13
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      Lol, that was Mark who was ill

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      1. ccc
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        😆

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    2. Granville
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      Nowt wrong with me, I'm full of vitamins.

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  16. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    Snodgrass, Nolan, HBA, Shaw or Collins.

    Need to bench one, on Shaw atm. Who to bench?

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    1. applebonkers
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      shaw

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    2. copps
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      shaw

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    3. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      I'd go Shaw. Didn't he only go back to training today? Wouldn't be sure of him starting - woukd be annoying if he got 10 mins at the end for fitness. Aside from that, I'd probably bench him even if he started.

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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        cheers all

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  17. Tiote on Peyote
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    Anyone know why Joe Cole only played 26 mins last week?

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    1. Heydudes13
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      Not nailed on unfortunately mate.

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    2. 4vets
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      He's past it.

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      1. Tiote on Peyote
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        Fair enough

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  18. Heydudes13
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    Brayford > Collins for a hit?

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    1. AK ⭐
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      Yes imo. I am getting rid too.

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      1. Ikey Warrior
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        Yeah, AK. I hadn't seen your team. Do Brayford to Collins for a hit, before you drop Toure.

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        1. Ikey Warrior
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          Since a hit for dropping a player who doesn't play is more acceptable than a hit for a player who's missing 1 game.

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        2. Heydudes13
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          Sweet.

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        3. AK ⭐
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          Dan, I'm getting Clyne/Fonte. Got to rotate with Norwich, and Collins doesnt rotate with Turner.

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      2. Heydudes13
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        Nice one.

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    2. ccc
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      Many say do not take hits for defenders, but I would do this.

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      1. Heydudes13
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        Cheers.

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    3. Reed_Rothchild
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      Never take a hit for a defender.

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      1. Heydudes13
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        Screw you.

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        1. Reed_Rothchild
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          -4 point hit Collins gets a clean sheet and its +2. If Collins gets 2 points, you are -2.

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  19. DÏLKS
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    When's captains poll usually out?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Friday or Saturday.

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      1. DÏLKS
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        Thank you TM.

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  20. dg
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    Is Dawson nailed?

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    1. ccc
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      I'd say so

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      1. dg
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        A good replacement for Toure?

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        1. ccc
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          I went for Coleman. Collins is a good pick if you don't already own him.

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    2. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      No but currently first choice.

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    3. Baby Face Nelson
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      IMO yeah. Kaboul plays europa and he's their captain

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        It's the fact he's captain that makes me think he's nailed

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        1. ccc
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          Gallas wore the arm band for a while too, now he is looking at a move to Crystal Palace 😯

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    4. Art Vandelay
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      Not at all IMO. A fit again Kaboul is a serious threat and Vlad the lad will become one, once he has settled in.

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      1. dg
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        But is he a good short term option whilst Toure is out?

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        1. Ikey Warrior
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          Not when playing Arsenal away!

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        2. Art Vandelay
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          I wouldn't personally. Kaboul could Coe in at any time after the Arsenal game.

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          1. dg
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            cheers

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    5. Scroobius Mac
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      No. Leave him alone. Kaboul will take his place soon enough.

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  21. DropPointsNotBombs
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    Is eriksen coming to the Premier league then? Sorry, I haven't seen any transfer news the last couple of days

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  22. ccc
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    Anyone have news on Jerome Thomas' injury?

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  23. Scottys Army
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    Hope chamakh does well hes a punt of mine.

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    1. The Bearded One
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      And me too Scotty.

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  24. The Bearded One
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    Jed, what's with the name change?

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    1. Heydudes13
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      It was spontaneous you know. You still recognise me which is good. How are you Vic?

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      1. The Bearded One
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        I could not be better, Jed. Thanks for asking. As i'm the polite guy you know i'll return the question, how are you Jed?

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        1. Heydudes13
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          Not bad Vic, not bad.

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  25. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
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    A lot of people suggesting hba as a good risk to take.

    Surely this makes him less risky.

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  26. DÏLKS
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    Any chance of Silva or Dzeko rising again before the weekend?

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  27. 41212 Bayol
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    am i not seeing something or is there not a captain poll on the site at the moment?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Gets created late in the gameweek.

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  28. gartozoo
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    so guys Pienaar or Mirallas or Giaccherini or Ben Arfa ?? choose 2 thx 🙂 🙂

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    1. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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      Mirallas and ben arfa

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    2. copps
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      none of the above! 😛

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      1. gartozoo
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        so ?? any advice ??

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    3. Heels_Over_Head
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      what else you got?

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      1. gartozoo
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        Oscar Silva Kasami
        Van Persie Dzeko Giroud

        any idea ??

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  29. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
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    Start munrer (sot -h ) or clyne (nor - a ) ?

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  30. Twelve years a slave
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    Taking out Ivanovich for Colllins for a hit

    Advantages

    1) Dont have to play Chester away to Man c Collins should score more points than Chester reducing the cost of the hit , and there probably a 50% chance he will outscore Chester by 4 or more points
    2)) It frees up cash for next week enabling Dzeko to Rooney for free ,
    3) Reduces the need to wildcard next week
    4) I want Collins long term

    Disadvantages

    1) Costs 4 points (but probably less)
    2) Still leaves Toure in team

    Yay or Nay?

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    1. Ikey Warrior
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      Yay

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    2. 4vets
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      If you have defs to cover Toure's absence, yay. A def hit for a long term plan makes sense, as does any hit.

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    3. ccc
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      yay

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    4. Wild Rover
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      Toure to Collins seems best unless you are hell bent on 2

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      1. Wild Rover
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        You forgot to point out in the disadvantage section that it leaves you with Collins instead of Ivan

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