Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. GreenWindmill
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    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ah lovely, I can empathise with all of this 🙂

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    1. Matakuko
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Olsson (Sunderland away) or Ward (Newcastle at home)

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      1. Jimbo123
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ward

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      2. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Lol.

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        1. Matakuko
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          ?

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  2. QPR expects... glory!
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Walcott's gonna smash Chelsea. Great differential this week 🙂

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    1. TeamSteam
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I`m not so sure. I can really see that beeing a stalemate

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    2. Jafooli
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I think so to.....got him in ready to collect.

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  3. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Second Saturday running that I have a hangover.................

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    1. Jimmers
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Going for the hat-trick next week?

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      1. Syd.
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        No plans at present lol

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      2. Joey Barton and Friends
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        what were you doing the weekend before?

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        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I can't remember as my brain is pickled

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  4. GoonerByron
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Trying to pluck up the courage to captain Walcott but just can't do it.. Rooney last week has burnt me too much

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  5. Stykes
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Really liked the article! Cheers for all the great work, Mark.

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  6. Hansel
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    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who to play from Chester and Shaw?

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    1. Axle11
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      tough one. Shaw because they play at home

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  7. Chrissy Waddle - 2023/24
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Razor Ruddock the physical embodiment of post football depression. Jeez.

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  8. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOL.
    Moyes says ManU have the strongest squad in premier league!!!!

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    1. mookie
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      he is losing it obv.

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Moyes doesnt even take Moyes seriously anymore...

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  9. Andy1
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Walcott or silva for a hit?

    Or play jwp

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    1. Demelbrush
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      play jwp

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  10. Kevtheotter
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Morning lads(11:34pm for me in NZ)
    Really want to do Rooney to negrado for -4 which will give me funds to do JWP to Wally next week... Should I pull the trigger?

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too late for you mate, you missed the deadline by 12 hours and 4 minutes 😉

      I'm considering that too, I'm here because I'm waiting on Rooney news.

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      1. Kevtheotter
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haha yeah thank good it's not that way had a heavy Friday night! You reckon we will hear anything?

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Apparently Rooney "is not with the team at the hotel" but I'm not sure why he would need to stay in one...

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  11. Evs
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    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    @Flynn

    Had to take a hit to sort my keeper issue out, got De Gea now (already have Evans) !!!

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    1. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You might have given the rest of us a sniff Evs. I'm hoping to close the giant chasm you've created in the mods & contributors league.

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  12. isacki: full casual
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Gooooooood morning everyone!

    So, who bought Rooney this week and are you sorry for breaking him?

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    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Money grabbers, the lot of them.

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    2. Texas Pete
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It wasn't me, I never touched it , you can't prove anything!

      But yes.

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  13. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Non Rooney owners only post. Feel free to hi five with me and others here.

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    1. Demelbrush
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      5

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    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I am very happy today.

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      1. Demelbrush
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        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        if he isn't in the squad, I'm going to sing something loudly.

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        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Goodbye Rooney Tuesday?

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      2. Crouch Potato!
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        So am I and I own him.

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    3. rozzo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      there are non rooney owners on here, wow, finally i found someone lol

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    4. Jafooli
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

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    5. Axle11
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

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  14. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Lampard to Silva. All in favour?

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    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

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      1. Mílanista
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        Thanks

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    2. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      as long as it's for free.

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Well...

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    3. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Defo Milanista

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  15. Mull
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    http://imgur.com/gallery/7OCH0eE
    😆

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      They're not called Mansize Tissues for nothing.

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  16. Park the bus
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Start Barkley or Clyne? Have 3 Everton and feel I should spread the risk

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    1. Demelbrush
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      bark.

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  17. Valar(Keith)
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Terry startin over Gabbidon.. done 🙂

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  18. Demelbrush
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Am I crazy to start moxey and bench terry? (got cech)

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    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not expecting a CS from either.. the goal threat that Terry offers though..

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    2. Texas Pete
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No. Chelski def not up to scratch just now

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    3. Aussie Rules
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's what I'm doing (if Rooney doesn't play).

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    4. Axle11
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i play Moxey. but not sure if compared with Terry.

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  19. Thomass
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What are everyone predictions on Suarez's points today?

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    1. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      8.

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    2. Biggerlips
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      They'll get doubled.

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      1. Demelbrush
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        ha.

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      15

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    4. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      1.

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    5. Bollard
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      2

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    6. Mull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      9

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    7. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      There will be no advantage gained from them.

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    8. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      they won't affect your ML standings.

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    9. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too many.

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    10. Proggy
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      -2.

      I hope not though! 🙂

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    11. Axle11
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      11 i think

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  20. Park the bus
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Always enjoy the pre-amble, everything said above is so true. I always go out boozing on Boxing Day with my mates but the last couple of years have been taken over by worrying who's got assists etc. FPL is a drug.

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  21. isacki: full casual
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    I'm assuming we know nothing new about Rooney and will not until 11.31.

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    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Link on the last post claiming he's not with the team at the hotel. Unsure how legitimate it is.

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ah, can't remember if there was a story on that last night. I know he was reported as not being with the squad, not sure if it was the hotel.

        Also, aren't United playing at home so why would they need to stay in a hotel?

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  22. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Has there ever been a week like this where there is such a lack of captain options?

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It should have been last week, really.

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  23. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    How essential is Negrado? I have no City or United cover.

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    1. Ryan
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not essential at all.

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  24. jeasley12
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    So...

    Howard

    Mertesacker Coleman Dawson Evans

    Morrison Januzaj Toure Ramsey

    Rooney Suarez (c)

    Bench: Zabaleta, Aguero and Pozuelo
    Any ideas or leave it as it is?

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  25. teddy.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    12 point hit done. Lukaku, Walcott, Silva and Wilson in for Aguero, Paulinho, Shelvey and Koscielny. Fingers crossed.

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    1. copps
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      not a fan of big 12 point hits but these do look tasty

      players you've taken out wouldnt have scored anyway so i think you might come out good

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      1. teddy.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah, cheers. It also means benching Ravel Morrison, but I reckon I've covered my bases with the new signings. I've had 8 injuries or suspensions in three gws, so my hand has been well and truly forced.

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  26. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Seriously what has happened to the old Preamble where were told 5 out of 6 of this morning's newspapers have Rooney starting? 😐 I liked the seeds of doubts it planted just before deadline 🙂

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  27. FACUPARSE
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Start Amalfitano (HULL) or Williams (EVERTON)??

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  28. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    There were reports last week about Pants being dropped, and agsin this week... how could they know?

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Journalists. The lowest class.

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  29. Declan
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I fancy a one GW punt on a striker, that isn't Lukaku Rooney or Suarez, any suggestions?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Welbeck, Dzeko, Benteke

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    2. Mull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Negredo

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    3. Axle11
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hooper. good fixtures.

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  30. Andy1
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Jwp to Walcott for a hit? Or for free next week?

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