Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 17

This is a time for family and feasting. A time to indulge those you love and the treats and temptations around us. For Fantasy managers, however, Christmas offers us a tortuous programme that clashes with such merriment and has us break etiquette and risk the wrath of loved ones. We embrace the fixture frenzy that Christmas brings – it’s all that family and friends nonsense that gets in the way.

Every year I’m amazed by the numbers. While I’m reliably informed that, by January, the typical Fantasy Football player base has dropped off by 50%, on our pages we see no such trend. The Christmas spell is a boom period.

It leads me to ponder that, if Fantasy Football is a drug for the enthusiastic “hardcore” player, then the Christmas period is a pure and relentless hit that renders us giddy with the possibilities and often exhausts us with its outcomes. This is no time to shelve our lineups and pursue the expected Christmas agenda – our time is dictated by deadlines, kick-off times and the live television schedule. We need our fix and it’s never been so plentiful.

And yet, I know full well I will have to make concessions. I know that, come Boxing Day, my excited expectations for my teams will have to be hushed amongst company, limited to a smuggled mobile phone under the dinner table and improbably frequent toilet breaks that will have loved ones concerned about the condition of my bladder.

It’s a painful experience (not the bladder) to maintain the threads of conversation over dinner when the mind is drifting to the chances of Marko Arnautovic notching for Stoke. It’s unnatural, unnecessary and against all that Christmas stands for. And yet, for myself and doubtless other Fantasy managers, it’s become the norm.

Hands up, then. The normal service will be interrupted. Pulls and responsibilities, the magic of seeing my near two-year-old experience all that Christmas brings will distract me and those who help me to fuel your own obsession at this time. But I’ll sneak and cajole, win brownie points and trade them for time to be amongst you. Enjoy the festivities.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Cardiff boss Malky Mackay makes one change from the win over West Brom last Saturday as midfielder Aron Gunnarsson replaces striker Fraizer Campbell.

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  2. Demí
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    marshall theophile caulker turner taylor noone medel mutch whitts gunnarson odemwingie

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    1. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      whittsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        On my bench. Usually he doesn't deliver when away. But against Liv u never know

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      2. Biggerlips
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        You sound like you weren't sure he'd start. 😕

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  3. Aurora
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Cardiff XI: Marshall, Theophile-Catherine, Taylor, Medel, Caulker, Turner, Odemwingie, Mutch, Gunnarsson, Whittingham, Noone.

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  4. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    ACTUALLY UPDATED! 😀

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  5. Heydudes13
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated.

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  6. FACUPARSE
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Nigel Slater likes Pineapples

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  7. Epic Fail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Can a mod remove my post so I've got something to moan about please.

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    1. The Finnisher
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Can a mod please delete this post, I find it offensive. I think you should email them rather than make it pubic.

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      1. Scottys Army
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        very offensive remove it now

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      2. The Finnisher
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        public* 😯

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      lol

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  8. Chucky
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    UPDATED

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  9. elkunaguero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    3 players in the first game and 4 on Monday night... it will be a quiet Sunday

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  10. Arsenals Number 19. Santi C…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    we live yet ?

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  11. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    It's Berba-time.

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  12. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    don't really care about Suarez(C)

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  13. Whitman2013
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Liverpool to be top of the league come 3 today and remain there come 10 on Monday with all playing 17

    Liv 36 gd 25
    Arsenal 36 gd 16
    Man city 35
    Chelsea 34
    Everton 32/34 😉

    So predicting a draw with Chelsea and arsenal and Liverpool and city to win

    Hope I'm wrong as an arsenal fan

    Anyone think otherwise?

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    1. FACUPARSE
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Arsenal will win. Have some faith

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  14. Ludo
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Cardiff bring in a midfielder for a striker and look to keep it tight, then. Not surprising!

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  15. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    ML leader Rooney.

    Pheeewwww...

    *wipes brow

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  16. Saosin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    My mid atm. Got 1FT:

    Hazard - Ramsey - Lallana - Shelvey - Colback

    1. Lallana -> Wally
    2. Shelvey -> ?

    £3.4 in the bank.

    Cheers 🙂

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  17. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    hmm next weeks captain.....still suarez

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  18. GreennRed
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Transfer news, January and otger.

    http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Transfer+News

    Any news of possible PL January transfers, loandeals, returning loanees that might make a difference in the January wildcards?

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dempsey is the only potential that's come up so far.If they still price him the same forget it.

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      1. GreennRed
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not much potential though. 7.5m for a player who can barely score in a league full of teams who'd be lucky to survive in the Championship. Much better existing midfield options for less.

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    2. MCH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dempsey the only obvious one so far.

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  19. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Top 4 my in ML

    4 Suarez(c)
    4 Rooney (v/c)

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  20. King Henrik
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    rooney will run riot today ..i gotta good feeling about it

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    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      The surprise will be if he runs at all

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      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's running right now, fitness test at the ground.

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    2. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      + 1

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  21. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Better three for next few GW's

    A. Silva, Hazard & Walcott

    or

    B. Yaya, Ozil & Coutinho?

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  22. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I want Suarez to score loadsa goals. Simply so I don't regret not punting on a different captain choice.

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    1. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i agree all this no one gains i dont care about , i want as many points as possible.

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    2. MCH
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yeh it makes no difference to rank but it does look nice on the points page!!

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  23. megatronaldinho
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    if Rosa really could Park then why was she on a bus? now this is a bad joke. the other was great

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  24. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated 😛

    Nice

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  25. SW6
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    This GW is a bit of a write-off. Everyone has the same captain, no exciting fixtures. Boxing Day is the bigg'un, best day of the year 😀

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  26. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Coutinho > Wally > Coutinho > Wally just so I can get rid of him twice...(-8)...should I do it before kick off just to make sure he's gone?

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    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm doing it , just he once though my second is reserved for mr sessignon

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  27. Christina.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Still no Silva or Walcott in my ML.

    And everyone has 3m+ to spend next week.

    Crucial.

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  28. The Finnisher
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Looking at next week there is only one option for the armband and his name is Michael Turner.

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    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Next week and the week after is exciting.

      That and where everyone is spending their 3m spare cash.

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    2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      The NFL running back?

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    3. Gentlemen Crier
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      If he doesn't pick up a yellow.

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  29. King Henrik
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    rooney hatrick .. u heard it here first lol

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  30. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    captained a goalkeeper 😎

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    1. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is Suarez playing in goal this week?

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      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        no up front

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