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The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello” style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

Prepare to be haunted via this link or exorcise your right to stream via the handy player below.

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“Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.”

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    1. beat you to it this time TM ;)

      • 11 months, 29 days ago
      1. Link it better & you'll get a title. :)

        • 11 months, 29 days ago
        1. i linked it so people would go straight to my comment :)

          • 11 months, 29 days ago
  2. Fulham Latest: With Aaron Hughes heading to QPR on loan, the Cottagers are reportedly going to move for Everton defender John Heitinga

    • 11 months, 29 days ago
  3. kun/januz to miralles and bentekkers...foolish?

    • 11 months, 29 days ago
    1. Not for this GW no...not long term options though.

      • 11 months, 29 days ago
  4. Steve Bruce: I expect to be quiet. We have done what we want to do (Jelly & Long) very pleased with what we have done. No more in. Jack Hobbs maybe on his way out, but that's probably it. Danny Graham probably leaving as well.

    • 11 months, 29 days ago
  5. My WC-team:

    Boruc, Mannone
    Cahill, Azpi, Kompany, Olsson, Bruce
    Hazard, Yaya, Lalla, Eriksen, Noone
    Sturr, Adebayor, Suarez
    1.1 ITB

    Any suggestions?
    I think Adebayor is the safer choice (compared to Dzeko/Negredo) at the moment. But I already have Eriksen. And I'm still not sure if I should ditch Aguero. Still haven't found any official news on his injury. Is their a press talk with Pellegrini today?

    • 11 months, 29 days ago
  6. what is the seriousness of Gabbidon's injury?

    • 11 months, 29 days ago

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For Gameweek 22

  • Adrián
  • Ivanovic
  • Skrtel
  • Baines
  • Sánchez
  • Hazard
  • Chadli
  • Downing
  • Austin
  • Aguero
  • Kane
  • Bertrand
  • Puncheon
  • Ings

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Goalkeepers

Last updated: 14 Jan, 2015 1:30pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Pantilimon SUN A
No Change Heaton BRN B, Vs
Up Forster SOT A, VsX
Up Krul NEW C, Vs
No Change De Gea MUN B, Vs
No Change McGregor HUL B, Vs
No Change Foster WBA C
No Change Courtois CHE A

Defenders

Last updated: 17 Jan, 2015 3:22pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Ivanovic CHE A
No Change Trippier BRN B, Vs
Up Bertrand SOT A, VsX
No Change Van Aanholt SUN B, Vs
Up Janmaat NEW B, Vs, VsX, Inj
No Change Wisdom WBA C
Up Baines EVE C
No Change Koscielny ARS C
No Change Davies HUL C, Vs
Up Bardsley STO C, Vs
Up Jones MUN B, Vs
No Change Zabaleta MCI B, VsX, Rest
No Change Ward CPL C, Vs
No Change Hutton AVL B, VsX

Midfielders

Last updated: 14 Jan, 2015 1:38pm
Player Club Factors
Up Sánchez ARS A, Vs
No Change Hazard CHE A
Up Chadli TOT A
No Change Sterling LIV B, OoP
Up Di María MUN C, Vs, Inj
Down Silva MCI A, VsX
Up Mirallas EVE B
No Change Fábregas CHE B
No Change Downing WHM B, VsX
No Change Sigurdsson SWA B, VsX
Down Eriksen TOT B, Vs
Up Puncheon CPL C, Vs, Rest
Down Coutinho LIV A
Up Tadic SOT B, Vs

Forwards

Last updated: 14 Jan, 2015 1:44pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Kane TOT A, £
Up Aguero MCI C, VsX, Inj
No Change Ings BRN A, Vs, £
No Change Diego Costa CHE A, Vs
No Change Giroud ARS B, Vs
No Change Austin QPR B, VsX
No Change Berahino WBA B, Vs, Rest
No Change Rooney MUN B, Vs, OoP
Up Lukaku EVE B
Up Bojan STO C, Vs
No Change Carroll WHM B, VsX
No Change Pellè SOT C

Selection Factors

A, B, C Current Form
Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
Inj Injured/Returning from Injury
OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
Sus Suspended/Near Suspension

The Suspension Tightrope

Player Team YC
Cattermole SUN 9
Barry EVE 8
Reid WHM 8
Diego Costa CHE 7
Fábregas CHE 7
Matic CHE 7
Colback NEW 7
Dunne QPR 7
Pellè SOT 7
Bardsley STO 7
Taylor SWA 7
Chambers ARS 6
Clark AVL 6
Cleverley AVL 6
Hutton AVL 6
Livermore HUL 6
Vardy LEI 6
Gerrard LIV 6
Janmaat NEW 6
Tioté NEW 6
Schneiderlin SOT 6
Wanyama SOT 6
Shelvey SWA 6
Gardner WBA 6

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