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The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello” style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

Prepare to be haunted via this link or exorcise your right to stream via the handy player below.

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“Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.”

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    1. beat you to it this time TM ;)

      • 9 months, 24 days ago
      1. Link it better & you'll get a title. :)

        • 9 months, 24 days ago
        1. i linked it so people would go straight to my comment :)

          • 9 months, 24 days ago
  2. Fulham Latest: With Aaron Hughes heading to QPR on loan, the Cottagers are reportedly going to move for Everton defender John Heitinga

    • 9 months, 24 days ago
  3. kun/januz to miralles and bentekkers...foolish?

    • 9 months, 24 days ago
    1. Not for this GW no...not long term options though.

      • 9 months, 24 days ago
  4. Steve Bruce: I expect to be quiet. We have done what we want to do (Jelly & Long) very pleased with what we have done. No more in. Jack Hobbs maybe on his way out, but that's probably it. Danny Graham probably leaving as well.

    • 9 months, 24 days ago
  5. My WC-team:

    Boruc, Mannone
    Cahill, Azpi, Kompany, Olsson, Bruce
    Hazard, Yaya, Lalla, Eriksen, Noone
    Sturr, Adebayor, Suarez
    1.1 ITB

    Any suggestions?
    I think Adebayor is the safer choice (compared to Dzeko/Negredo) at the moment. But I already have Eriksen. And I'm still not sure if I should ditch Aguero. Still haven't found any official news on his injury. Is their a press talk with Pellegrini today?

    • 9 months, 24 days ago
  6. what is the seriousness of Gabbidon's injury?

    • 9 months, 23 days ago

Scout Picks

For Gameweek 11

  • Forster
  • Azpilicueta
  • Cresswell
  • Baines
  • Sánchez
  • Downing
  • Chadli
  • Di María
  • Aguero
  • Pellè
  • Sakho
  • Gibbs
  • Tadic
  • Berahino

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Goalkeepers

Last updated: 18 Nov, 2014 1:48pm
Player Club Factors
Up Courtois CHE B, Vs
Up Adrián WHM B, Vs
Up Guzan AVL B, Vs
Up Green QPR C, Vs
Down Forster SOT A, VsX
Up Fabianski SWA B
Up Krul NEW A
Up Heaton BRN B, Vs

Defenders

Last updated: 19 Nov, 2014 7:15am
Player Club Factors
No Change Baines EVE A, Inj
No Change Ivanovic CHE B, Vs
Up Cresswell WHM B, Vs
Up Vlaar AVL B, Vs, Inj
Down Bertrand SOT A, VsX
Up Taylor SWA B
Up Yun QPR C, Vs, £
Up Dummett NEW B, £
Up Trippier BRN B, Vs
Up Lovren LIV C, Vs
Down Chambers ARS B
Down Clichy MCI C
Down Kaboul TOT C

Midfielders

Last updated: 19 Nov, 2014 7:15am
Player Club Factors
No Change Sánchez ARS A, OoP
Up Hazard CHE B, Vs
Up Downing WHM B, Vs
Up Oscar CHE B, Vs
Down Di María MUN C, Inj
Up Sigurdsson SWA B
Up Chadli TOT A
Up Sterling LIV C, Vs
Down Tadic SOT B, VsX
Up Barkley EVE C, Rest
Up Sissoko NEW B
Up Zaha CPL C
Down Fer QPR C, Vs
Up Boyd BRN C, Vs, £
Down Brunt WBA B

Forwards

Last updated: 19 Nov, 2014 7:14am
Player Club Factors
No Change Aguero MCI A
Up Diego Costa CHE B, Vs, Sus
Up Austin QPR A, Vs, £
No Change Sakho WHM B, Vs, £
Down Pellè SOT B, VsX, Sus
Down Berahino WBA B, VsX, £
Up Bony SWA B
Down Welbeck ARS B, Inj
No Change van Persie MUN B
Up Sturridge LIV C, Vs, Inj
No Change Kane TOT B, Rest, £
No Change Ayoze Pérez NEW A, Rest

Selection Factors

A, B, C Current Form
Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
Inj Injured/Returning from Injury
OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
Sus Suspended/Near Suspension

The Suspension Tightrope

Player Team YC
Weimann AVL 4
Diego Costa CHE 4
Fábregas CHE 4
Barry EVE 4
Naismith EVE 4
Moore LEI 4
Colback NEW 4
Janmaat NEW 4
Dunne QPR 4
Pellè SOT 4
Schneiderlin SOT 4
Taylor SWA 4
Williams SWA 4
Reid WHM 4

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