The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello” style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

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    1. beat you to it this time TM 😉

      • 1 year, 9 months ago
      1. Link it better & you'll get a title. :)

        • 1 year, 9 months ago
        1. i linked it so people would go straight to my comment :)

          • 1 year, 9 months ago
  2. Fulham Latest: With Aaron Hughes heading to QPR on loan, the Cottagers are reportedly going to move for Everton defender John Heitinga

    • 1 year, 9 months ago
  3. kun/januz to miralles and bentekkers...foolish?

    • 1 year, 9 months ago
    1. Not for this GW no...not long term options though.

      • 1 year, 9 months ago
  4. Steve Bruce: I expect to be quiet. We have done what we want to do (Jelly & Long) very pleased with what we have done. No more in. Jack Hobbs maybe on his way out, but that's probably it. Danny Graham probably leaving as well.

    • 1 year, 9 months ago
  5. My WC-team:

    Boruc, Mannone
    Cahill, Azpi, Kompany, Olsson, Bruce
    Hazard, Yaya, Lalla, Eriksen, Noone
    Sturr, Adebayor, Suarez
    1.1 ITB

    Any suggestions?
    I think Adebayor is the safer choice (compared to Dzeko/Negredo) at the moment. But I already have Eriksen. And I'm still not sure if I should ditch Aguero. Still haven't found any official news on his injury. Is their a press talk with Pellegrini today?

    • 1 year, 9 months ago
  6. what is the seriousness of Gabbidon's injury?

    • 1 year, 9 months ago

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Last updated: 24 Nov, 2015 6:59pm
Player Club Factors
No Change De Gea MUN A
Up Mignolet LIV C, Vs
Up Butland STO A, VsX
No Change Hennessey CPL B, Vs, Rest, £
Up Gomes WAT B
Up Lloris TOT B, Vs
Up Pantilimon SUN C, VsX
Up Adrián WHM C, Vs
No Change Cech ARS B
Down Begovic CHE C, Rest
No Change Myhill WBA B
No Change Stekelenburg SOT B
No Change Howard EVE C
No Change Hart MCI B


Last updated: 24 Nov, 2015 6:55pm
Player Club Factors
Up Moreno LIV B, Vs
Up Dier TOT B, Vs, OoP
Down Bellerín ARS B, Vs
Up Coleman EVE B, Vs
No Change Smalling MUN A
Down Otamendi MCI B, Rest
Up Zouma CHE B, Vs
Down Dann CPL B
Down van Dijk SOT B, VsX
Up Cresswell WHM C, Vs
No Change Janmaat NEW C
Up Simpson LEI B, £
Up Wollscheid STO A, VsX
No Change Dawson WBA C, VsX


Last updated: 24 Nov, 2015 6:54pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Ozil ARS A, Vs
Up Coutinho LIV A, Vs
Down De Bruyne MCI B
Down Sánchez ARS C, Vs
No Change Mahrez LEI A, VsX
Up Deulofeu EVE A, Vs
Up Eriksen TOT B, Vs
Down Mane SOT B, VsX
No Change André Ayew SWA B
Up Barkley EVE A, Vs
Down Wijnaldum NEW A
No Change Lanzini WHM B, £
Up Bolasie CPL B
No Change Willian CHE B
No Change Tadic SOT B, VsX


Last updated: 24 Nov, 2015 6:53pm
Player Club Factors
Up Lukaku EVE A, Vs
Up Kane TOT A, Vs
Up Aguero MCI C, Inj
No Change Vardy LEI A, VsX
Up Ighalo WAT A
Up Diego Costa CHE C, Vs
Down Pellè SOT C, VsX, Sus
No Change Giroud ARS A, Rest
No Change Martial MUN C, Inj
Down Benteke LIV B, Rest

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Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
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OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
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Clark AVL 4
Ritchie BOU 4
Cabaye CPL 4
Zaha CPL 4
McCarthy EVE 4
Huth LEI 4
Can LIV 4
Clyne LIV 4
Mangala MCI 4
Tioté NEW 4
Bassong NOR 4
Romeu SOT 4
Whelan STO 4
Williams SWA 4
Nyom WAT 4
Yacob WBA 4

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