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The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello” style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

Prepare to be haunted via this link or exorcise your right to stream via the handy player below.

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    1. beat you to it this time TM ;)

      • 1 year, 2 months ago
      1. Link it better & you'll get a title. :)

        • 1 year, 2 months ago
        1. i linked it so people would go straight to my comment :)

          • 1 year, 2 months ago
  2. Fulham Latest: With Aaron Hughes heading to QPR on loan, the Cottagers are reportedly going to move for Everton defender John Heitinga

    • 1 year, 2 months ago
  3. kun/januz to miralles and bentekkers...foolish?

    • 1 year, 2 months ago
    1. Not for this GW no...not long term options though.

      • 1 year, 2 months ago
  4. Steve Bruce: I expect to be quiet. We have done what we want to do (Jelly & Long) very pleased with what we have done. No more in. Jack Hobbs maybe on his way out, but that's probably it. Danny Graham probably leaving as well.

    • 1 year, 2 months ago
  5. My WC-team:

    Boruc, Mannone
    Cahill, Azpi, Kompany, Olsson, Bruce
    Hazard, Yaya, Lalla, Eriksen, Noone
    Sturr, Adebayor, Suarez
    1.1 ITB

    Any suggestions?
    I think Adebayor is the safer choice (compared to Dzeko/Negredo) at the moment. But I already have Eriksen. And I'm still not sure if I should ditch Aguero. Still haven't found any official news on his injury. Is their a press talk with Pellegrini today?

    • 1 year, 2 months ago
  6. what is the seriousness of Gabbidon's injury?

    • 1 year, 2 months ago

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For Gameweek 33

  • Howard
  • Baines
  • Huth
  • Kolarov
  • Lennon
  • Bolasie
  • Silva
  • Hazard
  • Kane
  • Aguero
  • Murray
  • Bertrand
  • Zaha
  • Vardy

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Goalkeepers

Last updated: 16 Apr, 2015 8:28am
Player Club Factors
No Change Davis SOT B, Rest, £
Up Howard EVE B, Vs
Up Courtois CHE B
Up Schmeichel LEI C, Vs, £
Down Mignolet LIV B
Down Fabianski SWA C
Up Adrián WHM C, Vs
Up Hart MCI C, Vs
Down Ospina ARS B, Rest, £
Up Heaton BRN C, Vs, £

Defenders

Last updated: 18 Apr, 2015 8:24pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Ivanovic CHE B
No Change Bertrand SOT B
Up Baines EVE B, Vs
Down Schlupp LEI C, Vs, £
Down Alderweireld SOT B, Inj, £
Up Cresswell WHM B, Vs
No Change Dann CPL B
Up Skrtel LIV B
Up Trippier BRN B, Vs
No Change Wollscheid STO C, Vs, Rest, £
Up Rose TOT C, Rest
Up Koscielny ARS B
Down Van Aanholt SUN C, £
Down Dawson WBA C, VsX, Inj, £

Midfielders

Last updated: 15 Apr, 2015 9:36am
Player Club Factors
No Change Hazard CHE A
No Change Silva MCI A, Vs
Up Bolasie CPL A, Vs
Up Fellaini MUN B
Up Mata MUN A
Up Fábregas CHE B
Up Cambiasso LEI B, Vs, £
Up Lennon EVE A, Vs
Down Sigurdsson SWA C
Down Sterling LIV B
Down Sánchez ARS B
Down Henderson LIV B
Down Mane SOT C, Vs, Rest
Down Downing WHM C, Vs

Forwards

Last updated: 18 Apr, 2015 8:19pm
Player Club Factors
Up Aguero MCI B, Vs
Down Kane TOT B
Up Murray CPL A, £
Up Vardy LEI B, Rest, £
No Change Remy CHE B, Rest, Inj, £
Up Rooney MUN B
Down Giroud ARS A
Up Benteke AVL A, Rest, Inj, £
Up Pellè SOT C, Vs
Down Austin QPR B, VsX, £
Up Lukaku EVE C, Vs

Selection Factors

A, B, C Current Form
Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
Inj Injured/Returning from Injury
OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
Sus Suspended/Near Suspension

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