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The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello” style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

Prepare to be haunted via this link or exorcise your right to stream via the handy player below.

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    1. beat you to it this time TM ;)

      • 1 year, 1 month ago
      1. Link it better & you'll get a title. :)

        • 1 year, 1 month ago
        1. i linked it so people would go straight to my comment :)

          • 1 year, 1 month ago
  2. Fulham Latest: With Aaron Hughes heading to QPR on loan, the Cottagers are reportedly going to move for Everton defender John Heitinga

    • 1 year, 1 month ago
  3. kun/januz to miralles and bentekkers...foolish?

    • 1 year, 1 month ago
    1. Not for this GW no...not long term options though.

      • 1 year, 1 month ago
  4. Steve Bruce: I expect to be quiet. We have done what we want to do (Jelly & Long) very pleased with what we have done. No more in. Jack Hobbs maybe on his way out, but that's probably it. Danny Graham probably leaving as well.

    • 1 year, 1 month ago
  5. My WC-team:

    Boruc, Mannone
    Cahill, Azpi, Kompany, Olsson, Bruce
    Hazard, Yaya, Lalla, Eriksen, Noone
    Sturr, Adebayor, Suarez
    1.1 ITB

    Any suggestions?
    I think Adebayor is the safer choice (compared to Dzeko/Negredo) at the moment. But I already have Eriksen. And I'm still not sure if I should ditch Aguero. Still haven't found any official news on his injury. Is their a press talk with Pellegrini today?

    • 1 year, 1 month ago
  6. what is the seriousness of Gabbidon's injury?

    • 1 year, 1 month ago

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  • Giroud
  • Aguero
  • Terry
  • Silva
  • Benteke

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Goalkeepers

Last updated: 27 Mar, 2015 4:49pm
Player Club Factors
Up Myhill WBA C, £
Up Davis SOT C, Vs, Rest, £
No Change Fabianski SWA B, Vs
Up Mignolet LIV A
No Change Courtois CHE C
Up Adrián WHM C, Vs
Down Hart MCI B
Up Schmeichel LEI C, Vs, £
Down Ospina ARS B, VsX, Rest, £
Up Howard EVE C, Vs

Defenders

Last updated: 26 Mar, 2015 10:29am
Player Club Factors
No Change Ivanovic CHE A, Vs
Up Naughton SWA B, Vs, £
Up Bertrand SOT B, Vs
Down Schlupp LEI C, Vs, £
Up Cresswell WHM C, Vs
Up Alderweireld SOT C, Vs, £
Up Baines EVE B, Vs
Down Dawson WBA B, £, Sus
Down Rose TOT C, Inj, £
Up Dann CPL C
Up Smalling MUN B, Rest
Up Janmaat NEW C, Vs
Up Moreno LIV C, Rest
Down Wilson STO C, Rest, £

Midfielders

Last updated: 24 Mar, 2015 6:46pm
Player Club Factors
No Change Hazard CHE A, Vs
No Change Silva MCI A, Vs
Up Mane SOT B, Vs
Up Coutinho LIV B
Up Sigurdsson SWA C, Vs
Up Downing WHM C, Vs
Down Sánchez ARS C, VsX
Up Mata MUN B, Rest
Down Eriksen TOT C
Up Henderson LIV B, £
Up Bolasie CPL B, Vs, £
Down Phillips QPR C, VsX, £
No Change Ki SWA B, Vs, £
Up Sissoko NEW C, Vs

Forwards

Last updated: 27 Mar, 2015 8:29am
Player Club Factors
No Change Kane TOT A
No Change Giroud ARS A, VsX
Up Diego Costa CHE C, Vs, Inj
Down Aguero MCI C, Vs
Up Sakho WHM C, Vs, £
Down Benteke AVL B, VsX, Inj
Up Lukaku EVE C, Vs, Inj
Down Rooney MUN B
Down Austin QPR B, VsX
Up Gomis SWA C, Vs
Down Berahino WBA B, Vs, Inj, £
Down Kramaric LEI C, Vs, Rest, £

Selection Factors

A, B, C Current Form
Vs Favourable Fixtures
VsX Unfavourable Fixtures
Rest Rotation Risk
Inj Injured/Returning from Injury
OoP Out of Position
£ Potential Bargain
Sus Suspended/Near Suspension

The Suspension Tightrope

Player Team YC
Clark AVL 9
Fábregas CHE 9
Matic CHE 9
Wanyama SOT 9
Bardsley STO 9
Larsson SUN 9
Taylor SWA 9
Agbonlahor AVL 8
Cleverley AVL 8
Diego Costa CHE 8
Besic EVE 8
Naismith EVE 8
Livermore HUL 8
Gerrard LIV 8
Henderson LIV 8
Rojo MUN 8
Barton QPR 8
Pellè SOT 8
Mason TOT 8
Reid WHM 8

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