Technical Area

The Technical Area – Analysing Balotelli’s First Liverpool Appearance

All eyes were on White Hart Lane last Sunday as Liverpool rolled up to face Tottenham with new boy Mario Balotelli on board for the first time. After tasting defeat at City in their previous match, Brendan Rodgers’ side returned to form in style, sweeping aside their previously unbeaten hosts with a 3-0 win which could easily have reaped further reward for the Reds’ Fantasy owners.

Balotelli may have failed to play a part in any of the Merseysiders’ three strikes, but after starting alongside Daniel Sturridge up front as Rodgers rolled out a midfield diamond, there’s hope he will retain his spot in the XI as the Reds brace themselves for a very kind run of fixtures.

involvement

As the average position map from the weekend encounter shows, Balotelli (number 45) found himself in possession in more withdrawn areas than strike partner Sturridge (number 15), with Raheem Sterling (number 13) almost on a par with the Italian at the tip of the midfield diamond.

Over his 61 minutes on the pitch, Balotelli produced a total of 38 touches, with 18 arriving in the final third. While this was fewer than Sturridge’s 26 and Sterling’s 23 in the attacking area, the new boy was just as involved overall as Sterling – an average of 1.6 minutes per touch equalled the youngster’s and was superior to Sturridge’s 2.6. The Liverpool players also sought out Balotelli at a quicker pace than his fellow forward – an average of 3.6 minutes per pass received was up on Sturridge’s 3.8 at the Lane.

When on the ball, the Italian international’s distribution left a lot to be desired, though. Balotelli made just eight successful passes over his time on the park – half the number of Sturridge (16) and also fewer than Sterling’s 11. A mere four accurate passes in the final third harbours back to the fact he produced just a single assist for City, though in a sense he can be forgiven, as this was his first match in Liverpool colours and he has yet to become accustomed to his team-mates. Indeed, an 80.6% pass accuracy for City in 2012/13 suggests he’ll soon improve upon a lowly 50% success rate.

In terms of goal threat, Balotelli registered some very impressive stats against Spurs. Despite playing 61 minutes to Sturridge’s 94, he registered double the number of touches in the box (four to two) and equalled his fellow forward’s five attempts on goal.

Crucially, though, four of Balotelli’s attempts arrived inside the area – essentially, he fired an effort with every touch in the penalty box – while Sturridge managed just two close-range attempts in their first appearance as a partnership. Sterling’s three efforts inside the box took his total to six close-range shots for the season – more than any other midfielder – and underlines just why many feel he’s near essential for the upcoming schedule.

Even when it came to work-rate, there was promise. After the match, Brendan Rodgers suggested that handing Balotelli more responsibility will bring out his best performances and, encouragingly for the Reds boss, the new signing challenged for four aerial duels – more than any other Liverpool player at the Lane and significantly up on his average of 1.7 in his final season at the Etihad. Defensively, his four recoveries and three clearances were also way better than his City 2012/13 stats (1.4 and 0.4 respectively) and also hints that he may well be prepared to buy into the Merseysiders’ team ethic; certainly, the numbers back up the fact that – as many onlookers noted – there was no standing around or posturing as the play went on around him.

Granted, 61 minutes is far from enough of a sample size to make any assumptions but Balotelli’s first match in a Reds shirt was encouraging both from a Liverpool and Fantasy perspective. At 10.0 to Sturridge’s 11.5 in the Fantasy Premier League game, though, there was certainly enough on offer from the new boy to indicate he may well be capable of rivalling his team-mate for both goals and our Fantasy affections over the upcoming run of fixtures.

*The Technical Area is put together using the statistics and maps available in our members area. For access to such data and tools on every player, team and match of the 2014/15 season, and for exclusive members articles like this, click here for details.

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  1. Demelbrush
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Pelle and Sturridge

    Or

    Welbeck and Kun?

    1. ImTheDude
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      A only because of fixtures

    2. asyrafdanial
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      W & K imo...~

    3. Ross Geller
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      1st one for next two gw, then 2nd

    4. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      W &K or W & S i think.

  2. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Current WC draft looks something like this, fill the blanks:

    Krul, Elliot
    XXXX, XXXX, Clyne, Chester, Duff (or other 4.0)
    Siggy, Ramsey, Cesc, Sterling, King
    XXXX, Costa, Adebayor

    A: Moreno, Wilson, Falcao
    B: Coloccini, Pieters, Sturridge
    C: Coloccini, Wilson, Aguero

    1. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I'm erring on the side of C. Close with B.

    2. Miracallas
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      B for me

    3. mojoindojo
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      A

    4. Walsh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      C

      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Well that's settled that then. 😆

        (seriously though, thanks for the feedback)

    5. Ross Geller
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Duff is probably not nailed anymore with arrival of M.Keane on loan. Go with Moore.

      A imo. Newcastle have nice fixtures (for scoring goals) but i think they will concede in atleast 4 out of next 6

      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Yeap was weary about Duff.

      2. Ross Geller
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        I have Colo, have active WC and will lose him. Look at their fixtures and think (objectively) if you see many cs...?

      3. liquidfootball2
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        hmmm, Burnley fans tell me unlikely as been playing well

  3. Demelbrush
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Or Welbeck and Sturridge of course!?

    1. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      fail. to ^^ sorry

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      welbz n kun +sterling

      1. Demelbrush
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        cheers.

  4. Venom Snake
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    For the new page

    What tastes better than it smells?

    1. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      The tongue.

      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Count on licky to get that one right!

        1. Licky
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          I do know my tongues...

    2. Miracallas
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      cheese

    3. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      not coffee.

  5. drughi
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    rooney>costa for free ? Will captain sturridge if that makes any difference

    1. KOKAK
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Having no costa, is going to cost(ya).

  6. Epic Fail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Doosra or Ginkapo around?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Sir! 🙂

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Ayup.
        Can I temporarily leave LAWR main and rejoin later on? I need to create some space and that's the only viable option. It's just while this hockey thing is on.

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Think of the admin fees.

          1. Epic Fail
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I heard you're loaded. You can chip in 😉

            1. In Like Flynn.
              • Has Moderation Rights
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              20p on it's way Epic.

        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Please don't, Epic. You can't have any idea of the work and stress that it causes.

  7. Parm
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Hey

    1. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Parm, CF forwarded a email to me about you guys wanting me to join your team for the hockey comp?

      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        You'd certainly fit the bill, all I need i'd your FPL ID and you'll be our final piece in the jigsaw.

        1. Acquafresca
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          484

          1. Parm
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Welcome to team Malaysia.

            1. Acquafresca
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Cheers. Got the spreadsheet to the tourney? How many weeks is it? H2H?

              1. The Machine
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                Hi acqua. Yeah I contacted Canadian football to contact you. The articles section on the right has the link to the hockey article. Spreadsheet there

                1. Acquafresca
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 8 months ago

                  Cool. Thanks.

    1. drughi
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      the original

    2. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      A brazilian

    3. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Shaft.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1/2pt

    4. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Jafooli

    5. SW6
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Josimar

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    6. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Richard Pryor

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1/2pt

    7. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Junior!

    8. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Falcao 😀

    9. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      daley thompson

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1/2pt

      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj87n_dEwRU

        your cool if you remember this ad 😉

    10. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Scholesy isn't it?

    11. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Josimar

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    12. mojoindojo
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Fred

    13. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Alan Smith.

  8. Mini Mahouse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Thinking about going just all in on attack. Could be fun

    Krul
    Duff - Moore - McShane
    Sterling - Ramsey - Di Maria - Siggy
    Costa - Aguero - Falcao

    (Hamer - King - Wisdom - Hutton)

    What do you think?

    1. Miracallas
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      looks pretty good actually!

    2. Slash
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      I do like the front 7

    3. Ross Geller
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Defence will bring you 2 or 3 pts combined in a gw.. Big front 3 are to expensive for now. Maybe later when we'll have TV cca 106/107

  9. SG8
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    2.9 in the bank folks with one free transfer, what to do with this team?

    Krul Foster

    Jones Clyne Naylor Rio Wisdom

    Fabregas Siggy Ramsey Sterling Marney

    Rooney Sturridge Naismith

    considering Rio to Ivanovic with the cash I have ITB, or perhaps upgrade Rooney to Aguero? cheers for any thoughts

  10. asyrafdanial
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Which one should I ditch first ?

    A. Cahill
    B. Debuchy
    C. Eriksen
    D. Dzeko

    For free transfer for sure..

    1. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Debuchy if Cahill isn't injured.

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      To bring in who?

      1. asyrafdanial
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Maybe to bring in Moreno & Tadic.

    3. Walsh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      B

    4. asyrafdanial
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      look like debuchy..

    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Watering machines, obviously!

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ajax

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    3. SW6
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ajax

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    4. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Ajax

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    5. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Picasso.

    6. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Oh... I know, Ajax! 😉

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    7. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Footballers.

    8. mojoindojo
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Holland?

  11. Not Irish
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    ROJO DIABLO DE MIJO DI MARIA

    1. gravless
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Nathan Dyer.

      That is all.

      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        I like your Swannies, Kate. Can I call you Kate? Swans and Saints my two favorite clubs outside United.

  12. DVassell
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Do I really need Costa?

    _____________Krul___________
    Moreno______Clyne____Chester
    Fabregas_Siggy_Rambo_Sterling
    Falcao_____Adebayor___Aguero

    Subs:

    Elliot, Albrighton, Wisdom, Hutton

    0 in the bank

    1. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Are you on WC?

      1. DVassell
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        No used it already

        1. Beavis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          How did you use it but have Falcao?

          1. DVassell
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            FT

  13. PRENO
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Brought in my wildcard but finding it difficult to fill in these gaps. Suggestions?

    Krul, XXX - Fabianski or Mannone?

    Ivanovic, P.Jones, Wilson, Hutton, Wisdom

    Sterling, Siggy, Ramsey, XXX, 4.5 - Di Maria, Silva or Fabregas for the premium mid?

    Costa, Naismith, XXX - Sturridge, Falcao or Aguero?

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      man fab kun

  14. justgiving.com/JonnyChard
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Lost on a previous page!

    Currently playing a 3-4-3 formation but got this defence, and wondering who to play?

    Terry (SWA), Caulker (MUN), Chambers (MCI), Moore (STK), Wisdom (EVE)

    I have 1FT and 0.5mil in the bank, any possible transfer suggestions?

    Cheers! 🙂

  15. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    My mum lives in a pink bungalow
    The doors are pink
    The windows are tinted pink
    The bathroom is pink
    The kitchen is pink
    The living room is pink
    The carpet is pink
    The walls are pink
    The ceilings are pink
    The sofa is pink
    The tables are pink
    The bedrooms are pink

    What colour are the stairs?

    1. justgiving.com/JonnyChard
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      There are no stairs, it's a bungalow 😉

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        🙁

      2. asyrafdanial
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        this.. ^^

    2. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      It's a bungalow dumbass.

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        No need to be rude, pinky linky 🙂

        1. Licky
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          Sorry, I find it disrespectful, I'm a bungalow connoisseur you see. 😉

    3. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      There ain't no stairs in a bungalow!

    4. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      😆

      People are smart here.

      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        No, people are stupid there 😉

    5. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Why is a bungalow called a bungalow?

  16. M.I.A.
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Stupid to do Rooney>Costa for a hit?

    1. SW6
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Not if Costa scores 4 more points than Rooney next weekend.

      1. Venom Snake
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        This sounds like a riddle

    2. Ohhhhh Gary Macca!
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yes

    3. l~hoo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Save the ft mate. Till next costa's injury update.

  17. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    if your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Bit harder this one

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Feck knows. I often wear odd socks. 😉

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        7, at a guess.

    3. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      5

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Correct

        There are only four colors, so five socks guarantee that two will be the same color.

        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        this

    4. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      2. I always pair my socks before putting them in the drawer. Silly!

      1. Acquafresca
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😀

      2. tw
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😀

    5. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      One if you cuff the end of one sock over the other.

      1. Acquafresca
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        It says socks, not pair. So would still be 2.

        1. Licky
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          It didn't mention pair, but it didn't mention they were single either.

    6. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      5

    7. gravless
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      11

      1. gravless
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        😳

    8. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      The Answer Is 5. If there are 4 colors and you will prob take out one of each color and you take out another you will have to have a same color

      1. WALOR
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Who owns the fish?

        Hints:

        1. The Brit lives in the red house.
        2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
        3. The Dane drinks tea.
        4. The green house is on the left of the white house.
        5. The green house owner drinks coffee.
        6. The person who smokes Pall Malls keeps birds.
        7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills.
        8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk.
        9. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
        10. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
        11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhills.
        12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer.
        13. The German smokes Princes.
        14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
        15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

        1. AarÖn Özilski
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          The Germans

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            I gave the right answer to your riddle. 😕

            1. AarÖn Özilski
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 8 months ago

              Just saw that Doos. I needed a straight answer.

              Never riddle a riddler. 😀

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 8 months ago

                😉

  18. flippetyflop
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    RMWCT Please.

    Krul (Foster)

    Moreno Jones Van Aanholt (Naylor) (Wisdom)

    Fabregas Sterling Ramsey Siggy (Boyd)

    Sturridge (C) Falcao Naismith

    1.1 million in the bank which I intend to use to transfer Sturridge/Falcao to Aguero after City's tough fixtures.

    Also I know people say Costa is essential, but surely Sturridge/Falcao should score more points over the next few weeks.....and it's quite easy to downgrade either to Costa if the decision doesn't prove ot be fruitful.

    Also is it worth upgrading Fabregas to Hazard in the meantime?

  19. gtf
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    What are the chances of Powell starting for Leicester?

  20. Wheato182
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Too little in defence?

    Forster (Gilks)

    Moreno - Wilson - Haidara (Chester - Wisdom)

    Tadic - Ramsey - Siggy - Sterling (Boyd)

    Balotelli - Aguero - Costa

    1. Ohhhhh Gary Macca!
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Yep, midfield looks wok aswell, downgrade Aguero and sort midfield and defence

      1. Ohhhhh Gary Macca!
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        *weak

      2. Wheato182
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Disagree on midfield, agree on defence.

        1. Ohhhhh Gary Macca!
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          You only have 2 consistent scores in your midfield, if you haven't WC I suggest you do. Keep Balotelli and Costa.

          1. Wheato182
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 8 months ago

            Ramsey, Sterling and Siggy have all had returns in at least 2 out of 3 games so far, Tadic seems an explosion waiting to happen and Boyd will get gametime at Burnley.

            You're right about defence though, think i'm gonna downgrade Aguero or Balo.

    2. diabydoesgallas
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Haidara could well be swapped back for Dummet, they had a horror show at the back last week. And Chester is far from nailed. Maybe balo to adebayor and upgrade to collocini and Dawson?

  21. Acquafresca
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Here's a good un'

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    1. Wheato182
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Because the grain was on the other side.

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Super Maurice Johnston

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Mo to general riff raff.

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    2. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Is HE the Gaffer?

    3. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Maurice JOHNSTON

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

  22. diabydoesgallas
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Thoughts on this team?

    Forster (Gilks)

    Kompany - Terry - Wisdom (Duff/Dummet)

    Sterling - Siggy - Zaha - Ramsey (King)

    Adebayor - Costa - Kun

    1.3 ITB

    Long term I'm thinking swap king for Ben Arfa and rotate him and Zaha. Really like the pair of them as punts.

    Any other ideas for long term improvements? Wildcard is long gone sadly!

  23. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      lie

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Correct

    1. Licky
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      That would be a paradox.

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lie

    3. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Lie

    4. Qubit
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Both

  24. Shifty
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    A ladder hangs over the side of a ship anchored in a port. The bottom rung touches the water. The distance between rungs is 20 cm and the length of the ladder is 180 cm. The tide is rising at the rate of 15 cm each hour.

    When will the water reach the seventh rung from the top?

    1. AarÖn Özilski
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Wont the boat just float up when the tide gets higher bringing the ladder up with it? so never?

      1. Shifty
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Clever boy

        1. AarÖn Özilski
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 8 months ago

          😀

    2. Venom Snake
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      The boat will rise the same amount

      1. Shifty
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        Bingo was his name-o

  25. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    Q4 Which clubs strip is this?

    http://www.uksoccershop.com/images/11363.jpg

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Juventus.

      • 10 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      botafogo

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1pt

    2. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 8 months ago

      Liquigas? Wouldn't want to see their shorts!

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 8 months ago

        1/2pt

  26. rupesh.gosain
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    thinking to use my WC with this team.
    krul/begovic
    ivan-coleman-moreno-moore-bartley
    dimaria-sterling-siggy-jones-rodwell
    costa-aguero-diouf

    0.4 ITB. Good to go? or make some changes?
    thinking to bring in ramsey after few GW. but confused with the formation. 3-5-2 or 3-4-3?

  27. PlayPercentage
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 8 months ago

    FPL managers should ignore the anti-Rooney hype.
    Even last season, a low point for Man U, Rooney managed 190 pts.

    He should reap the benefits of having good players around him this season.
    Rooney (C) home to QPR.