Injuries

The Treatment Table – Gameweek 11

As always during international breaks, the treatment tables around the country tend to be that little bit busier as the knocks and niggles escalate. Once again, we scour the weekend’s match reports and press conferences and take stock on the latest batch of injury worries.

Aston Villa
Nathan Baker kept his place in the Villa XI despite the availability of Philippe Senderos away to West Ham on Saturday. The centre-half limped out of the proceedings midway through the second-half, however, with Paul Lambert going on to say:

“I thought Nathan was excellent. I really did. He put his head on everything and defended very strongly with Ron. It was a big performance from him and hopefully his knee is okay.”

Chelsea
Jose Mourinho started with both Ramires and Cesc Fabregas in midfield as the Blues came from behind to see off Liverpool at Anfield. The Brazilian was replaced just after the break, however, and, whilst Fabregas managed the full 90 minutes, their manager revealed both played through the pain barrier, with Mourinho expecting Fabregas to play no part in Spain’s upcoming internationals:

“Ramires and Fabregas both played injured. Maybe the team will lose them for a match or two now but they put themselves there for the team, like I am sure others will in the future because the spirit of the team is fantastic. Fabregas has a hamstring injury, Ramires is the same thing [groin] as before but he knew for my plan it was important for him to start the game. Fabregas is a fantastic professional and he gambled and I gambled. He can join up with Spain but if he does he will be back.”

Andre Schurrle has withdrawn from the Germany squad earlier today due to illness.

Everton
The Toffees have issues in central midfield after yesterday’s draw against Sunderland. Gareth Barry was stretchered off with a leg injury and, after the match, Roberto Martinez confirmed the former Villa man is set for x-rays:

“As he fell, Gareth is stretching his leg and he gets caught. He is having an X-ray on his tibia.””

Martinez also went on to reveal that James McCarthy picked up a hamstring injury against the Black Cats:

“It is a concern, he needs assessing and hopefully it is just fatigue.”

Hull
The injury worries in defence continued for Steve Bruce last weekend. Hull travelled to Burnley without the likes of Michael Dawson and Alex Bruce and, having made all three substitutions early in the second-half, the Tigers boss had to finish the match with 10 men after Curtis Davies was forced off through injury:

“Curtis has a back problem, but we’re not quite sure what at this stage.”

Manchester City
Edin Dzeko lasted just four minutes of the weekend draw at QPR before limping off with a calf injury. Benched yet again as Manuel Pellegrini rolled out a lone striker system, the Bosnian entered the proceedings on 64 minutes only to limp back down the tunnel just a few moments later. Dzeko has since withdrawn from the Bosnia squad earlier today, with reports earlier this evening suggesting he could be sidelined for three weeks.

Man United
Louis van Gaal confirmed that Paddy McNair was subbed off late on during United’s win over Palace due to cramp, allaying any fears of another injury concern for the Old Trafford outfit.

Newcastle
Steven Taylor missed yesterday’s win at West Brom due to injury, as Alan Pardew opted for Paul Dummett at centre-half alongside Fabricio Coloccini, despite the availability of fit-again Mike Williamson. The latter replaced the Argentine late in the second-half, however, after Coloccini was forced off with a knock on 78 minutes.

QPR
The R’s midfielder Sandro picked up yet another injury problem during the weekend draw with City. Having played the full 90 minutes just twice since arriving at Loftus Road, the Brazilian was replaced by Joey Barton at half-time after picking up a hamstring problem.

Southampton
Midfielder Steven Davis failed to make it to half-time in the weekend win over Leicester. After the match, Ronald Koeman was optimistic on the Northern Ireland international’s chances of a quick recovery:

“He had a little feeling in his hamstring and I hope it will not be really an injury, one or two weeks, but tomorrow we can make the scan and say something more about that.”

Stoke
Mark Hughes is sweating on the fitness of two of his first-choice back-four as we head into the international break, after both Phil Bardsley and Marc Wilson were forced off early during yesterday’s win at Spurs.

Swansea
Garry Monk was without a trio of players for the Swans’ 2-1 win over Arsenal yesterday. Centre-half Federico Fernandez was absent with a calf complaint, whilst wide men Wayne Routledge and Nathan Dyer were also unavailable due to groin injuries.

Tottenham
Mauricio Pochettino played down injury fears after Danny Rose needed to take on an oxygen mask at the end of yesterday’s home loss to Stoke:

“[He] took a kick to the chest. He is okay.”

West Brom
Sebastien Pocognoli was replaced at the break during the Baggies home loss to Newcastle after picking up a muscle injury. The left-back has since withdrawn from the Belgium squad earlier today, with reports suggesting he could be out for up to three weeks.

West Ham
Speaking to the press after Saturday’s goalless draw against Villa, Sam Allardyce admitted he gambled with Winston Reid’s fitness and played the centre-half for the full 90 minutes despite a slight recurrence of the problem that forced him off on 23 minutes away to Stoke in the previous Gameweek:

“I wanted to bring Winston Reid off because he was feeling his thigh a bit, but at that point I just felt he had to stay on for us to go and get the winner. I wanted to put Andy on rather than change Reidy for James Tomkins, so I hope Winston’s alright.”

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  1. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone here watching the WSOP Main Event Final Table now?

    1. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Oh damn... I haven't watched all the episodes. No spoilers please!

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 14 Years
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        All in.

        6 left.

        3 left play tomorrow.

  2. The Chosen One...
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Sanchez, ADM, Haz, Sterling
    Aguero, Sakho, Austin

    can this get away with no Costa?

    1. Skipdipper
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Yeah I think so

    2. Nabs Kebabs
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      yh

    3. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I think you will want possibly one of the leagues top scorers and main striker with potentially the premier league champions, for me only Aguero can outscore him and at 10.9 he's good value along with the fact your negating a big ownership player.
      Just a q for you - would you feel comfortable (c) Sahko or Austin most weeks?

      1. The Chosen One...
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        would be captaining Aguero most weeks

        1. Lucky boy
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          I'll be choosing between him and Costa

        2. HVT
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Fair enough, go for it so.
          Just set up a mattress behind the couch!
          😉

          1. Lucky boy
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            I'll be fine bud trust me.

            1. HVT
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Reply fail?

    4. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      You can definitely go without Costa. I looked at it, and I'd be happy captaining Aguero or Sanchez most weeks anyway.

      1. Lucky boy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        I wouldn't want to go without Costa personally

  3. HamezMace
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Just playing around with my team and I could get a front three of;

    Aguero - Costa - Sturridge

    Midfield would be;

    Hazard - Sigurdsson - Tadic - Boyd - and a non playing 4.3m option.

    Also have Baines - Clyne and Chambers.

    Worth it?

    1. Lucky boy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Obviously not with Sturridge injured, wait until he's at least firing again before you think about blowing everything on three players.

      1. HamezMace
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Reports from Sturridge himself suggest he's back for Palace. Obviously the slightly price change will ruin my plans.

        A further drop for Eriksen who is making way for my 4.3m midfielder.

        1. Lucky boy
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          If your'e on that kind of timescale it's tricky. Personally I'd wait and see what he does first.

          1. HamezMace
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Cheers mate

  4. HVT
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone else feel with Dzeko now ruled out shorterm that Agueros output will increase?

    1. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I was thinking possibly YaYa... He'll be pushed more central behind Aguero

    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Dzeko has hardly been a factor recently.

      1. HVT
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        😉

  5. NABIL - FPL otai
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Good day people. Still DZ?

  6. A Defender's Nightmare
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    I know it's bit early to judge but have you all observed that Alexis dropped bit deeper when Wally was introduced?

    1. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Sell?

  7. Holmes
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Any projection when will Cisse's price drop?

  8. Stannage
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Thinking of swapping fabregas (injury doubt and 4ycs) for Oscar....nice way of freeing up cash?....is that a good move?

    1. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I'm thinking same, my other alternative is either Wally or Chadli but of those 2 oscars ready to rock and has the fixtures.

  9. Jonny Sutt
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    How's this team?

    Krul(rotate with 4.6 keepers) Jakupovic
    Baines chambers naylor dummett yun
    ADM Sanchez Fabregas downing wanyama
    Costa aguero Perez

    1. Jonny Sutt
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Sorry I don't have chambers, I meant Bertrand

    2. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Jak back to bench, otherwise looks ok 🙂

  10. OPTA FPL
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone here can afford: Kun, Costa, ADM, Sanchez, Cesc, Baines & Cauker in your team?

    1. Jonny Sutt
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I could but I didn't want caulker

      1. OPTA FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        How much is your team value?

        1. Jonny Sutt
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          104.2 but I had to do some rejigging yesterday to get aguero in and I lost roughly 1 mill to do so

      2. Fitzy.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah, haha, what's Caulker doing in with that bunch?

        1. OPTA FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Funny

    2. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Kun Costa Sanchez Cesc Baines and *Clyne here. Can't have them all.

    3. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I have all but Baines,
      But I will have to lose Fab/Adm to get Leighton.

      1. NABIL - FPL otai
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        You got Caulker, mate? 😯

        1. Lucky boy
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Tell me it isn't so?

          1. NABIL - FPL otai
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            say it isn't so - Bon Jovi 😉

        2. HVT
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          No sorry, I didnt count him in that list, thought he was there for the fun factor!
          😉

          1. NABIL - FPL otai
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            😀 Not for Zep surely, he still got Caulker lol

            1. HVT
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              There's always 1 !
              I wouldn't trust Qpr to keep a cs, funnily tho I started the season with Rio!
              🙂

              1. NABIL - FPL otai
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 5 months ago

                I started with Cauker btw, fell to that trap and hype haha

              2. Bouncebackability
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 5 months ago

                There's 2 HVT! 🙂

                1. Bouncebackability
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 5 months ago

                  He is actually not the worst option now, after trolling my team and losing me money!

          2. OPTA FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Haha you're the only one realize my joke 😮
            caulker is a funny troll here

            1. HVT
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              Well then you didn't spot my Dzeko one above 😉

    4. Arrow Marked Drogba
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Nope but in 2 weeks, will have this and I'm sure most of us can afford it...Baines Walcott, adm, hazard, costa aguero!

      1. Jonny Sutt
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Risky not having sanchez

    5. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Got Oscar instead of Fab and Yun instead of Caulker(and i prefer it that way)

      1. Lucky boy
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        I would never brag that you've got somebody instead of Caulker.
        Mentioning Caulker makes it sound like you prefer one piece of dogsh#t to another piece of dogsh#t.

    6. Hasselbaink Forever - Defoe…
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      All but ADM

    7. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I dont have ADM or Caulker but if I was to WC I could fit them all I think

  11. A Defender's Nightmare
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Begovic
    Ivanovic, Baines, Clyne
    Hazard, Tadic, Chadli, Downing
    Aguero, Pelle, Welbeck

    Moore, Boyd, Chambers

    1 FT & £3m itb.

    Thinking about Pelle ➡ Diego Costa. Thoughts?

    Cheers in advance. 🙂

    1. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Tadic & Welbs -> Costa & Siggy for me.

    2. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Get Costa yea but any plan for Sanchez.

  12. Scab
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Hey All!

    Having a great season and hoping to continue the momentum with the help of you fine gentlemen

    I Have: 0.3 ITB and 2 FT!

    -------------- Forster , McCarthy --------------

    Baines, Chambers, Hutton, Duff, Moore

    ADM , Siggy , Sanchez, Chadli, Boyd

    ---------- Aguero , Costa , Pelle ----------

    I will be looking to use a transfers next week to get Forster out after his Villa game.

    Any suggestions for this week? I would like to tweek my defense by possibly downgrading Pelle

    Thanks!

    1. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Great team. Maybe a boring transfer for Moore replacement. Dummet, Wisdom, your call.

  13. rickardinho
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Hindsight is a beautiful thing... 1.2m lost by not doing Sterling>Sanchez in gw10.

    What I did/will do:
    gw10: siggy>oscar
    gw12: fab>sanchez
    gw13: tadic>siggy

    What I should have done:
    gw10: sterling>sanchez
    gw12: fab>oscar
    gw13: tadic>sterling

    Losses:
    Would have saved 0.2-0.3 on Sterling's drops (8.7 to 8.5 or 8.4)
    Would have saved 0.5 on Sanchez cost (bought at 10.3 instead of 10.8) + gained 0.3 from rises
    Would have saved 0.3 keeping siggy instead of selling at 6.4 and getting him back at 6.7

    On the brightside:
    Avoided 0.1 loss on Siggy since he dropped to 6.7
    Would have lost 0.1 on Oscar (buying at 8.4 instead of 8.3)

    1. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Not to mention the 25+ points I missed out on by not going with Sanchez. Ugh

    2. Arrow Marked Drogba
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Walcott return to starting 11 is immanent, Sanchez plans will go out the window...

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Walcott back, Welbeck dropped to bench with Sanchez up front ? 😉

    3. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Lesson to be learnt: Sometimes the herd knows best 🙂

    4. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Always look forward, not behind!

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Of course, I just think there's valuable lessons to be learned.

        It was silly of me to try to sell-and-buyback Siggy. I should have seen that one coming back to bite me

    5. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfGTL2PY3E 😉

      Nway,you still interested in Coleman for Fantrax?

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        hey mate, been trying to contact you on fantrax. Yeah im still interested. What would you want in return? preferably a mid obviously

  14. The 12th Man
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    If I did Fabregas > Oscar with FT it would leave my team looking like this and 2.1m itb

    Guzan
    Baines,Coleman,Clyne
    ADM, Sanchez, Oscar, Downing
    Aguero, Pelle, Eto'o

    McCarthy, Boyd, Duff, Moore

    WK 13 do Clyne > 4.5 - 4.7m and Pelle> Costa for - 4.
    Good moves?

    1. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      You should probably save FT this week if you don't need money. Then you might not need a hit next week.

      1. The 12th Man
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        The 2.1 is after Fabregas > Oscar. Unless I go for a cheaper midfielder I still would need to make a hit whether its this WK or next.

  15. Dub
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    No peeking - which striker has the most transfers out this round?

    1. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Pelle?

      1. Dub
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Nope

    2. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Lukaku?

      1. Dub
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        No

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Welb

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        oops, should have said this. afterall its the one i sold! 😛

      2. Dub
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        No

    4. Dub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Berahino! There must be a lot of awesome teams out there if he's their weakest link.

      1. Dub
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        2 blanks and one tough fixture and everyone's jumping ship. Got some great fixtures coming up.

        1. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          More like idiots jumping on the Austin bandwagon

    5. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Welbeck

  16. Evans
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Looking at the xmas fixtures it seems that liverpool have the best fixtures

    Ars (h)
    Bur (a)
    Swa (h)
    Lei (h)

    Can see sterling being popular if he's not too tired

    1. The 12th Man
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Or you could say that those 4 teams have a favourable fixture in Liverpool.

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I considering Sterling after Sturridge returns

      1. The Man Pastore
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        this

    3. OPTA FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Solid 1-2 pointer

    4. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      well its better than last year with City and Chelsea away 2 days apart... titles are won and lost on such things.

  17. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    If a player was a car which car would it be?

    like Diego Costa would be a Jeep..Ugly but good!

    1. Fitzy.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Rooney would be a tank.

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        if the tank didn't have wheels and was full of toilet deposits

      2. NABIL - FPL otai
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        or a Toyota Prius. Good at almost everything but is overpaid.

    2. Penang Sandman
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Aguero is a Ferrari, expensive and totally worth it

    3. HVT
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Then A Lexus would be Sanchez!
      🙂

    4. gatherjunk
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Alexis Sanchez would be a passenger van. Can carry 10 full grown men.

      1. OPTA FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        😮

      2. AAAAA
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        well done 🙂

    5. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Welbeck is a nissan sports car. No matter how much you want it to be a sports car, it'll never be good enough

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        can't beat a GTR

        1. rickardinho
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          i meant those cheap ones, not the gtr

    6. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Walcott would be Venom GT or Bugatti Veron 😉

    7. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Balotelli would be a monster truck. Looks cool and good, but is just in the way too much and has no finesse

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        hahah you just answered my question below!!

    8. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Deciding a car for Balotelli is tough

    9. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Joe Allen is a smart car. Small, tidy, gets the job done, but nobody cares.

    10. Dub
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Cantona would be a rally car. High performance but a bad turn and it can end up in the crowd.

  18. mranonymous
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    How is she looking folks?

    Krul (Soon to be Foster) Elliott

    Baines Azpil Chambers Vlaar Duff

    Sanchez Hazard Fab Downing Boyd

    Kun Pelle Austin

    .6itb 1ft

    Save?

    1. Scab
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I would check Forsters fixtures before bringing him in...

  19. gatherjunk
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Bring in ADM or Hazard this week?

    1. mranonymous
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I could bring in Hazard.... but then I'd have 2 hazard's and I hear only get the points for 1

  20. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Oh so for anyone interested in joining the Rainy Day League mentioned before, the league code has now changed due to a change of admin.

    3354166-709859

  21. Jonny Sutt
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    If you could switch
    Fab+Perez
    Oscar+Austin
    And never afford fab again would u bother?

    1. Lucky boy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Go for it and just kiss goodbye to the rest of your season.

  22. Cesc in the city
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    A)ADM + Costa + Chadli
    B)Fab + Costa + Chadli
    C)Fab + Costa + Pelle

    1. SmoothRossi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      A

  23. HVT
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Speaking of car jokes:
    A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

    Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

    After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

    The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

    The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

    1. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      😆

      Sounds like a good joke to explain to my English students.

      Or not.

    2. FPL Blow-In
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Ha I like it!

    3. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Haha quality

    4. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      haha, the right amount of corny and childishness, like it 😛

  24. anish10
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Morning guys

    Taking out tadic and have 10.7 to spend, what mid should i go for?

    Already have sanchez, barkley & siggy, but i dont want di maria

    Oscar/Hazard?

    1. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Hazard

    2. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      It's either ADM or Haz atm

    3. Scoredelario
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Wait one more week and then you'll have a better idea, since he has a good fix anyway.

      You might even end up planning to spend it elsewhere.

      1. anish10
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        hmm true, chelsea have a good fixture on paper and only have costa as coverage

        1. SmoothRossi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          Costa is all you need

  25. NABIL - FPL otai
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Do we think Chester will fall in price over the int break?

    1. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      I think so

      1. NABIL - FPL otai
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Damn, I need to act fast 🙁

  26. HVT
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Hindsight!
    Which of your Gw1 team do you lol at now?
    Rio
    What was I thinking!
    😳

    1. SmoothRossi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Luis and Bojan...

    2. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Yaya Toure 😀

    3. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Caulker and........... Young!

      Young to Siggy is the only hit I took this season so far and boy how fruitful it was.

    4. Azathoth
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Smalling!!!!!

    5. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Riviere, Wickham, Mignolet (even though I still own him)

    6. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Naughton 😳 I still maintain he was a decent pick even the tottenham lads had him in in their fantasy teams

    7. Pinky and Brain
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Rio, young, naughton

  27. Scab
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Hmm Sakho or Austin until Jan WC?

  28. rickardinho
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    @Nabil, so Coleman....

    I've got Cabella, Coutinho, Gerrard, Navas, and Ramsey. Anyone excite you?

    1. NABIL - FPL otai
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      Obviously that 1 Gunner 😉

      unfortunately the offer came at the wrong time. Come back when Sanchez gets injured 😛

      1. rickardinho
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 5 months ago

        Why is it the wrong time?

        Gerrard>Coleman? Gerrard was the 2nd highest scorer in fantrax last season, and this year he's on set pieces as well.

        I've just got 4 Liverpool players, so would prefer to trade him

        1. NABIL - FPL otai
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 5 months ago

          You see, Coleman looks good and Ramsey is pretty off form.

          Hard for me to lose Seamus atm, sorry.

          1. rickardinho
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 5 months ago

            Fair enough. What if I offered two mids for Coleman and one of your mids?

            1. NABIL - FPL otai
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 5 months ago

              wow, I need at least 24 hours to think that through. haha. You could come back again with another offer, I will have to discuss it with the other co-manager 😉 btw, which one of my mids tempt you?

              1. rickardinho
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 5 months ago

                repied on next page.

  29. Azathoth
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    Just saw that Argentina will play in London and Manchester their friendly matches. That's great news cause Kun will not have to travel all around the world.

  30. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 5 months ago

    You know it's international break time when people are plotting to sell Fabregas...

    1. rickardinho
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 5 months ago

      they're not plotting, they're actually selling him. and im one of them 😛