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FFS UEFA Cricket World Cup 2015 – Preparing For Matchday 1

At the start of the international break the FFS UEFA group launched a new team competition. Here’s a look at what happens next to help teams prepare for Matchday 1. We have also included a quick recap of how the competition works. Further details can be found in the launch article of the FFS UEFA Cricket World Cup 2015

RECRUITMENT UPDATE

There are still a few spots left. If you’re keen, you may get in touch with the managers of teams that have spots left. The current squad compositions of the teams can be seen in the squads page, which also has the contact details of managers/captains.

WHAT NEXT?

All managers are to update their final 15 man roster on the squads page along with their FPL team IDs. The deadline for recruitment of players is 2nd April 2359 HRS UK Time.

This will enable us to develop the live scorecard in time for Matchday 1.

The deadline for Matchday 1 team submission is 3rd April 2359 HRS UK Time. There will be another article closer to the deadline informing teams what needs to be done then.

In the mean time here’s a quick recap of the rules and explanation of how the tournament works.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

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  1. John t penguin
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    Check

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    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Mate.

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      1. John t penguin
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        We did that long ago
        😉

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    2. Colonel Wasabi
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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      -ed skirt

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        -ed the Dugs team. Guffaw.

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    3. Ziegler1988
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      *Cheque

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  2. MadridistaRants
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    Time to sell Bellerin.

    Debuchy back in training. Played a friendly against Brentford on Tuesday, should be close to a return to the first team now.

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    1. MadridistaRants
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      Jeez. Wrong article! 🙁

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  3. John t penguin
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    All joking aside I have to take my bunnet off to team ireland
    They have stood united in their belief in addressing stereotyping and abuse.
    It would be very easy for one or two of them to crack and join in.

    To go to the lengths of having a recruitment drive to make sure they avoided getting anyone with a sense of humour in order to avoid the Irish stereotyping has to be applauded.

    Bravo I say

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    1. Gnu
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      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

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    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      An apt description. I'd not thought of that, bravo.

      Remember to add a smiley though, it makes the words carry less venom.

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      1. djenzio
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        but the venom is the best part

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        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I agree, and I like the lack of smilies. It shows there is nothing shy or devious in the post.

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          1. Not Irish
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            9 years, 1 month ago

            #banter

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    3. John t penguin
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      Oh sorry my bad
      Reply fail to someone

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      1. Breadbin
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        Numbskull.

        Oops, also a reply fail.

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        1. djenzio
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Bench Bellerina

          another reply fail...jeez

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          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            But still good advice

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          2. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Done thankfully.

            Shall I submit my team Captain Dog?

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            1. John t penguin
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              9 years, 1 month ago

              I will send the spreadsheet out tonight for all to fill in
              Or you can just email me and I will add it

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      2. John t penguin
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        Oh sorry failed reply fail

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  4. djenzio
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    let's get in this spirit....(just imagine it's a cricket game, not a football game...)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_YiG7yN7PY

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    1. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      ...and how about this.
      From our very own Djenzio-Lewis

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_iG_W0gvk

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  5. John t penguin
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    Who did the blooming ffs cup draws? Martin o Neil
    My opponents have a combined total position of under 160

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    1. Numb
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      The magic of the cup etc etc. You won the last one, you can win this one wee lad.

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      1. John t penguin
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        Most teams are very similar it seems, usually down to one or two players or captain choice

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        1. Numb
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Yep, probably be decided by a cheap defender on one side or the other...

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    2. Ziegler1988
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      I didn't know Scots could add

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Seems I can't it is under 170

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        1. Ziegler1988
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Well at least you gave it the old college try

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        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          So it's not 176?

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          1. John t penguin
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            9 years, 1 month ago

            Leave me alone I only have four paws

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            1. Woy of the Wovers
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Did you not like the name suggestion of Jock MacTerrier's Dugg?

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    3. Breadbin
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      One week, anything can happen. Your team looks strong to me.

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers
        Suppose I would have beat both of them last week so can be done

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    4. Not Irish
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      I got this:

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      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        That username 😆

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    5. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      Rank means nothing. I was 13th and lost both my first round matches against much lower ranked opponents. Good luck.

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  6. John t penguin
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    I am suspecting this irish banter is a cunning plan by those english to distract us whilst they steal all our hairy women

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Always planning, plotting and knitting.

      Ba$tards

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Actually we are recruiting

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Well the McNugget clan is a loyal clan.

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          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            England manager will be replying to you shortly about your offer to swap teams.

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            1. Not Irish
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              I said me piece. Scotland is united. No amount of deeds or hairy women will change that.

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              1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Please stop spamming the England manager now muppet 😉

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                1. Not Irish
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  Lies. Divisive cosmopolitan ba$tards.

                  Nothing to see here, Scots.

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                  1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    Your right about the last line

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      Our team is there for all to see. Gentlemen 1 through 15 - and all well educated.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Wots that woy?

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Cacoethes loquendi!!

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Yoos sure do talk a lot

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  7. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    The Scots have taken over....

    Maclovin it

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ba$tards to the rest of ya 🙂

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        McNugget was a wise recruitment on that front.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

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        2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Do they sell unhappy meals as well now as happy meals in McDonalds 🙂

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            We sell whatever the feck we want ye English scumbag 🙂

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  8. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    9 years, 1 month ago

    Quite like being a Scotsman.... It's a breath of fresh air....

    Ba$tards

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    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You never attempted to recruit a fellow Scotsman, shame on you 😉

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      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        This, shameful recruiting policy.

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      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        The gaffer was in charge.... Don't even know if I am captain or VC... The Celtic blood in me is in overdrive though... Everyone is a ba$tard 🙂

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        1. Not Irish
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          9 years, 1 month ago

          Just ignore them. All scared of our momentum ATM.

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      It's like legal Tourettes

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  9. meerlight
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Indian Press Release

    As the dust begins to settle as the transfer window closes the Indian squad are leaving their Himalayan retreat and heading off to New Zealand. The team is in the best form of their careers, and are now mentally prepared after days of fiendish multiple choice quizzes from TFF.

    We would like to point out that we will not be influencing any umpires during the tournament, and will put down any accusations to the contrary in the strongest terms possible.

    Thank-you

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yoos in our group? Canny be arsed to look Iraq remember

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Iraq hahahah *or

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      2. Ziegler1988
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        If you can manage to finish above the Banglas, we'll see you in the Quarters

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Scotland will win this... Why?

          Cos we don't give a shite.....

          Ba$tards

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      3. meerlight
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Whilst the scots are a noble race, I am not in "Yoos" group, India are in group B, but we will whoop your sorry asses (if you make it out of the group that is), in the knockouts.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Stopped reading at race.... Cheers

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    2. Guy Demel's SH
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      We have also insisted on absolutely no use of DRS. So that means no emails to FPL towers demanding that Player X's dodgy assist be corrected.

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  10. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    If I have to write Kane Aguero Giroud again, I might have to shoot someone

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Don't be aiming yoos gun in our direction monkey or we will pull our kilts up and show yoos saffas what real men are made of....

      On a serious note any news on Doos?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        9 years, 1 month ago

        You'd have to talk to Beric.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Saw the last update, just wondered if u had heard anything..... Hope he is on the mend

          The place ain't the same without him

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    2. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Doing a bit of scouting AB?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Working out what team we've assembled. Turns out its a team of winners

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        1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Wouldn't be so sure. You haven't seen the UAE's controversial tactics yet...

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Not turning up would be your wisest move

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            1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Why wouldn't we turn up when we are playing against a team of 'bottlers'

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              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Best of luck South Africa. It will be an interesting contest and will go one way or another. I think we are in the process of putting together an interesting team based up some revolutionary tactics and I for one am looking forward to the match.

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                1. Ginkapo FPL
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  Cheers Cheesoid.

                  Should be a good match, and I agree it could go one way or another, as long as that one way is our way.

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                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    As long as we can all keep to the spirit of the competition I don't see why we cannot all come out winners.

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                    1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 1 month ago

                      I second this. Love the friendly banter/jibes but doesn't need to be anymore than that. Looking forward to the first weekend and hopefully getting off to a winning start.

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                      1. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        Indeed and Even when South Africa lose the first game they should be able to get through readily enough as three teams behind the UAE in the group will qualify too so there is no reason to feel to bad!

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                      2. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        🙂

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                      3. Ginkapo FPL
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        You're a right comedian aint ya

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                      4. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        Nah Seriously though this international break has gone on and so long it will be great to come back to a bonus competition and a cup game. Will be back with a bang I think

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    3. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      There once was a McNugget
      Who'd had enough, said feck it
      This Kun chap is choppin at wood
      So in came Bentekkers
      To wreck all you boring feckers
      I'm gawn get a big fecking green

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  11. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Scottish press release

    Ba$tards

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    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

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    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    3. Saint Domingo
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    4. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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  12. Colonel Wasabi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Are Australia playing against the Windies ?

    I'd be worried with footy skills like this......

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNyS4wTxKIM

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  13. Ellipsis
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Good evening Lords and ladies of the fine gentry, ladies and gentlemen, peasants and paupers!

    Well it's been a while since you rotters had the pleasure of a presser from the reigning champs so here we are once again to brighten up your miserable, pitiful and despicably dross foreign lives!

    We come to you live from Lords following another exquisite banquet, this time to celebrate finalising our business for the teams recruitment.

    We never thought we could be any stronger than we were when as the great gauchos of Argentina we came in as "underdogs" to smash the competition for 6 in the hockey world cup! It really was a "walk in the park"! (Isn't that right Master Gilmore?! 😀 )

    It is very rare that us Englishmen are wrong but we hold our hands up this time feeling somewhat embarrassed... we we're wrong... with our 5 new signings one must admit that we are now stronger than ever! The team has gelled and the fantastic team ethos and Gaucho junta spirit lives on!

    Ladies and Gentlemen...fanfare please for our 3 newest signings!

    Allow us to unveil to you our young and talented Slovenian signing, themajesty the Queen has already fast tracked a British passport to ensure we could sign him before the deadline and judging by the way the pair got on (and the way she kept cheekily piching his bum) he'll be the first to be asked "to arise" when we come back with the trophy! He's an immovable character made of really solid stuff, he's already the rock of the team...can you smell'l'l'l'l what he is cooking?! Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Rok aka "Oenomaus" or as we know him now "Over-arm-us and OUT!".

    Next we have a fellow who once again required the assistance of our gracious, glorious Queen due to budget issues (our banquets don't grow on trees!). He Costa hell of a lot to sign but one is quite sure that this fine chap is worth every penny. He's a versatile character who sometimes is sweet, sometimes bitter. Some refer to him as a "tall, skinny" chap, we call him "Grande" and he's always ready "to go". Ladies and Gentleman: Diego Costa Coffee aka "Diego Middle and offie"

    Lastly but by no means least we are delighted to unveil our final piece of the pie. He's well known at football grounds up and down the land for giving substance at the interval, he's an fpl veteran of unparralled talent. Last year he made the top 1000 in the world. A real achievment especially when you consider that we're dealing with a somewhat fussy character. You see ladies and gentleman last season he decided he didn't like the cut of a certain Mr Suarez's jib...SO HE BANNED HIM. Most of us managed without him for those first 6 gameweeks. This man managed for 38 weeks without him earning him recognition over at fpl discovery as a hero of the top 1k. Currently sitting at a rank of 260 in the world it is with a great honour to present to you our final signing PIE!!!

    We didn't rush ourselves in this recruitment period, one was far too comfortable in the board room at lords quaffing pimms and fine dining around the clock! We are extremely happy with the players we have signed after a very thorough process.

    For the first time we have the whole squad togther, ladies and gentlemen: The Barmy Army to represent England in the FFSCWC 2015:

    Captain Spectrum King of Spin.

    VC Lion Sunny Beamer

    Oy of the 42 overs

    DjEzio-Lewis-42-Method

    Sticky wicket Wasabi 42 not out

    Hit for Sess!

    Half Century Henry

    Don the special one

    Mr Dickie Birds Parrott

    Topmandan (Better than Dilshan)?

    Fysh Caught in the deep

    Over-arm-us and OUT!

    Diego Middle and offie

    Pie

    Lion Ellipsis Bow Thumb 42 Barmy Army Manager

    Now that we are fully assembled we can turn our attention to the Convicts... we're looking forward to giving those apple thieving scumbags a damn good hiding for queen and country! We're already raring to go!

    Until Friday night we bid you well and thank you for managing with your tiny, puny foreign minds to listen to this important announcement from team England.

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      What a fine recruiting mission glad to have these dapper gents on board

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Can we have KPmandan back please. We have till tomorrow to finalise.

        #ProteaFire

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      2. Ross Geller
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        And we are all honoured to be given a chance to represent the finest team of all. TEAM ENGLAND!!!

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Rok solid team right there

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          1. Ross Geller
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            And rock solid team England right here 😉

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      i love getting free books

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    3. PÍE
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I say, what a splendid chap.

      Honoured to join such a cracking team.

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Welcome aboard Pie.

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        1. PÍE
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Thank you sir!

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    4. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice team but winning a different format with a different country and different players does not make you a defending world champion as you keep claiming

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Correction same format, team name is irrelevant but yes new recruits.

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      2. Ellipsis
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Same format. Different Name. Hockey, Cricket... Whatever. We are the current UEFA tourney champs. End of!

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        1. djenzio
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          spot on my dear fellow. Jeeves could not have said it better

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      3. djenzio
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        do I sense an air of bitter pie from you good sir?

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      4. Ellipsis
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        By the way good luck in the plate. Oh wait.. there's no plate. Make the most of your tourney experience in the group stages and have fun whilst one can old boy! I'm sure the BBC will make some spiffing "montages" for the end of match coverage and if you paint your fern nice and neatly you might make the directors cut as your "exiting the tourney tears" delicately cause it to meander down your cheek and just before the mascara like droplet falls from your jaw the camera will zoom out putting you out of focus as the sound department cues up and plays "dry your eyes mate" by the streets.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c

        Credits roll. NZ out!

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    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Oh bravo!

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    6. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Good stuff there Ellipsis.

      Time to play for the Mourinho award again 😉

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  14. djenzio
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    come on Engerland

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

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  15. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    There seems to be a few teams claiming to be reigning champions
    Is this like boxing with half a dozen different belts

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    1. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      we are not claiming to be reigning champions

      we are reigning champions

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Well we are the reigning HWC champions, not the CWC champions. If we don't win this then we can still be reigning HWC champions.

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    2. Ellipsis
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      If you find out could you lend me them. Some people need a belting!

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      1. djenzio
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        a belt on the auld buttocks eh chap

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        1. Ellipsis
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Rather! Or as we call it a damn good thrashing!

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          1. djenzio
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            *chortle*

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  16. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Team Bangladesh is please to announce the appointment of its final team member and new team captain

    Team Bangladesh welcomes Bubz to the fold.

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    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That's one nice acquisition, I see.

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    2. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Hmmmm....good signing

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  17. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What's with teams that are hiding players and team links until the last minute. They must be scared of their opponents or something.

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    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      South Africa I am looking at you. Are you chicken?

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      1. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I think in South Africa's case their captain just can't work a spreadsheet

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          They are a whole nation surely one of them can use a spreadsheet! It reeks of lack of confidence.

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          1. BONZ
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Plenty of confidence - lack of internet vut all done on line with the required timescales - keep looking over the garden fence - in this case........

            The grass is greener!!

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              I will give you that. When you have sand everybodys grass is greener.

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          😆 Now you have me picturing GInk with a pen and paper out furiously scribbling out team changes and wishing he'd used a pencil :Lol:

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            1. BeachBadger
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              😆

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            2. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Must watch Zoolander again. have a plus 1

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  18. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Blimy sound like the English have been at the pimms again and are out in force.
    *retreats to safety of deadzone

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing a few Glasgow kisses won't solve.

      Ba$tards

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        You seem to have become more eloquent. Have you had a holiday in Skegness?

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Actually people from Glasgow always holiday in Blackpool don't they traditionally.

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          1. Not Irish
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Watch it or I'll jump right back into the Scottish, bud.

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              Feel free to keep it Scottish for the rest of the night as far as I am concerned after all manys a muckle make a puckle.

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              1. Not Irish
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Takes too much effort to write in such poor Scottish vernacular.!

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                1. Cheeseoid
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  The colloquial Facebook messages I read from my friends and neighbours. You are absolutely nowhere as good as them

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                  1. Not Irish
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    Good meaning bad?

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                    1. Cheeseoid
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 1 month ago

                      Some you would think make very little sense. Especially some of the Shetlanders if you get them in a crowd and around my way they speak a dialect called doric which is quite different and derived from Viking speak.

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                      1. Not Irish
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 1 month ago

                        😆

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    2. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting confusion tactics by them all using the same grav. I can't tell if theyre having banter or Spectrum is just talking to himself 😆

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      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Aristocrats eh. Can't tell one from another.

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      2. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        😆

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  19. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    *KLAXON*

    Transfer Deadline Day is here.

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    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      A faint shimmer is felt across the desert. A small child looks up to the sky think just for a moment he can see Turtlepower winking at him slyly from a private get disappearing upon the horizon.

      A camel jostles in the night safe in the knowledge that they have gone to represent him and they would bring back the trophy.

      Sheikh Badgers massive harem knit feverishly knowing that he will not be there to service all of them tonight.

      And again all was still in Punty's Bedouin encampment.

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        😆 Imagery. Love it.

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  20. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Team England welcomes Pie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Gdezyt8eY

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        That's how we roll.

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  21. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

    Lets go fakiiiiiiiinggggggg menthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

    Cricket is starting !!!

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    1. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      well said dan 😀

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😀 Are you an Aussie then Dan?

      Trific first deadline day signing.

      And whats better...The Special One kicks off Transfer Deadline Day in style 😆

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Juuuuuhhuuuuu

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  22. The Shadow
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Woo hoo! Another competition is about to start. And that can mean only one thing. It's time for West Indies Television to begin rolling out it's mid-season series. Tonight we preview 'West Indies Unsolved Mysteries' - the show that answers the number one mystery on the minds of fantasy cricket fans. Yes, tonight we find out:

    http://captiongenerator.com/34644/Why-Sporting-and-Shadow-Split

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    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Brilliant 😆

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    2. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆
      Nice

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    3. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Man don't have my headphones with me and on public transport. Will the rest of the tram appreciate it?

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I doubt anyone will understand baby talk. It's a very complex language.

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    4. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😀

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    5. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆 😆

      Might as well hand the José Mourinho award to you right now.

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    6. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    7. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    8. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That just about sums up this recruitment period 😆

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    9. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    10. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😀

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    11. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Very good

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    12. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Nice one, Shadow.

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    13. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Synonomous with these comps now... good effort...

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    14. cowstria
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      😀

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      1. Saint Domingo
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Hahaha

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  23. Get up ya bum
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    oi auld squiggly school. champs is quality man. must see for any boxing lover

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      The missus just downloaded it for me.... Looking forward to watching when I get the chance.... Cheers

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      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        By "missus" you mean your left hand, right?

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Och aye

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  24. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    #ProteaFired

    It's time.

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      #ProteaFireSale

      Use as appropriate.

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I've used it before. You could say that this is a re-tweet 😉

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  25. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Riddle:
    15 B of the S T

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    1. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Too easy
      15 b&stards of the Scottish team

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        *ba$tards

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      2. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        BOOOM!

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  26. Blue Lion
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    2 T of the N T

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    1. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      2 traitors of the NZ team?

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        BOOOM!

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  27. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Why is the England squad empty? Is deadline day not over already?

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Still another 16 hours or so. They've completed recruitment just haven't put them in the spreadsheet, presumably because they feel ashamed of their team.

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      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I know only Ellipsis and Woy of the Wovers are in the team.
        Who are the other 13? 😯

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          1. Saniul
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Ah, lazy me. 😛

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          How dare you O Saniul, it is this lack of attention to detail that saw you exit the fa cup of tea in round one dear chap 😉

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          1. Saniul
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Haha, You still in?

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            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 1 month ago

              In the final this week mate, against Mull.

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    2. TokyoRed 東京赤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      The team were unaccountably detained colonising other countries. Their gunboat should dock in Portsmouth any minute now.

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      23:59 tonight is the end of the transfer window. Be warned no player is beyond our reaches.

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      1. Saniul
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        There should be a one-day window after the group stages end. 😉

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  28. andy85wsm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Subtle name updated a few days ago and now grav is updated too.

    Sri Lacticos are good to go at this point. Squad has been decided for ages with internal discussions going smoothly.

    The first 11 has almost been finalised and the lads are enjoying a light training session today of RMT analysis.

    We'll soon be ready for battle....

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    1. andy85wsm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      P.S - Thanks Billy for the grav 🙂

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        That looks...erm...disturbing 😆

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    2. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      That grav is terrifying! We're just calmly going about our business amongst the chaos. Everyone else is preparing for a fight; we're preparing for victory.

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  29. tokara
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Bleacher reports Welbeck has little chance, scout tweets says could return

    lol?!

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    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      What's lol-worthy about that?

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Apparently bleacher must have reported it with lots of love

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        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Awwwww

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  30. Zep
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What's that... I have the next 4 days off?

    Cashback...

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    1. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Cracking, get training then 😉

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      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Get off my island!!!

        You've been deported, son! 😉

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