Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I'm going to regret downgrading Ivan to Azpil so I could afford Benteke, aren't I?

    1. tissae
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      nope

    2. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      After GW1 you will, after GW2 you won't 🙂

  2. The Darkest Knight
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    UPDATING...

    dont know i end up with berry or fletcher...

    doesnt make much difference though...

  3. Mull
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    After a month I ended up with such world beaters as Ruddy, Coates, Mings and Westwood in my team. Can't wait to wildcard in 4 weeks.

    1. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I guess you must have expensive strikers. I only have Coates out of those. Good luck.

  4. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    @BenDinnery: No Danny Rose in the #THFC squad .... Reports that the full-back picked up a knock in training yesterday. Vorm gets the nod over Lloris

    0 games, 1 injury. FPL is back. 😎

    1. Shmadz - Le Saux Solid Crew
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Judge! 😉

    2. Lawrø
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😀

  5. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Hate that United lineup...

    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I'm not a huge fan either if I'm honest, would much prefer Herrera in there over Carrick.

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Agreed.

    2. ChelseaKTBFF
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Probably one of your strongest line ups. Think Pedro would make this line up a lot stronger tho so mata can revert to the centre and depay to the left

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        Prefer Herrera over Carrick, a different CB over Blind, Mata in CAM over Depay (as you say with Pedro there it should happen). A number of areas that could be better.

    3. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Doesn't excite me either. I tweaked my team last minute and swapped Mata for Depay.

  6. PF7
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good Luck All

  7. chronuso
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    pantilimonster

    kolarov Ivan Kosc

    Sterling Barkley Milner Hazard (C)

    Benteke Rooney (V)

    subs: Myhill Hoolahan Gomez Francis

    There it is, first post this season... my final locked in team. 😀

    Here we go again!!

    1. chronuso
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Wilson

  8. GuillermoDickero
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Well done lads. We got through it.

    Good luck for GW1 and the season

  9. Kerz
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Why isn't Di Maria starting?

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      yawn

    2. Rafabio
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Flu

    3. Gorgles
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Transfered to PSG

  10. stevie
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Changed my GK' this morning but other than that just hanging about watching everyone suffer!

  11. isacki: full casual
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck. For a horrible moment two minutes before deadline I had Ritchie (C)

    1. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Extreme FPL. You're an adrenaline junkie!

  12. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Walcott (c). 😎

    Who's with me?

    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Me brutha, put it there

      1. Dynamic Duos
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 9 months ago

        WAL(C)OTT!

    2. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      yes

    3. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      o/

    4. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      I did it

    5. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Was a coin toss and Wally won!

    6. dr. Phil
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      o/

    7. Bolt-on
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Giroud

    8. moo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      +1

  13. Rafabio
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    @OptaJoe
    10 - Wayne Rooney has scored 10 goals in 15 @premierleague appearances for @ManUtd against Tottenham Hotspur. Pest.

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Meh returns.

    2. SweeSwee
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      That's not as good as I thought it was.

    3. v12w12
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      So he'll maybe score 1 today 🙂

  14. Bambi
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    NOOOOOOO DANNY ROSE NOOO. they could ahve at least told me

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      feel for you mate

    2. Bambi
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      not the greatest start for me :/

    3. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Ditto. Hopefully minor.

  15. FPL Touches
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final team.

    Hennessey
    Darmian | Huth | Francis
    Hazard (C) | Walcott | Mahrez | Ritchie
    Rooney | Aguero | Pelle

    McCarthy | Alderweireld | Bentaleb | Coates

    Good luck all, Ritchie and Mahrez weren't on my mind until this morning 😆 fairly happy with what I'm looking at though.

    1. The Darkest Knight
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      AGUERO FTW...!!!!

  16. Dynamic Duos
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    What a match to start.! Be GOALS!

  17. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Went for...

    Schmeichel - Hennessey
    Mert - Pva - Morgan - Targett - Francis
    Hazard - Mane - Ritchie - ozil - Wanyama
    Aguero - Rooney - Ulloa

    Had last minute panic, hope it's ok.

  18. Lazarus Star
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Was seconds away from pressing the button on Rooney, Sterling & Haz > Aguero, Depay and Fab (+1M)

    At least I have a GW2&3 plan.

  19. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    this is how the 11 looks

    Schmchl
    Azpi Kosc Francis
    Mahrez Haz(C) Ozil Ramsey Mane
    Rooney Wilson

    (Bank : 2m)

    thoughts??

    1. POLSKA GOLA
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Looks good. I also went for 3-5-2. Is Sakho your 3rd striker? I like the way he rotates with Wilson.

  20. I am 42
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Rooney captain unite 😀

    1. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      Almost half of the people on here.

    2. Tiki-Taka
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      😀

  21. Cousin Greg
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last...
    The great battle of this season.

    May the force be with you. :lol:.

  22. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Update already

  23. Jan Koller
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    I already regret everything

  24. davies
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Death, taxes, chaos on FFS

  25. Sponge-worthy
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    It's go time. Good luck everyone.

  26. Pedram
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    No line up yet ?

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      No

    2. Djerbil
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 9 months ago

      check 5 pages back

  27. Podge
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Considering doing Arsenal to win and both teams to score every week this season, reckon theres a few bob to be made there.

  28. RyanC
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Final team:

    Schmeichel
    Koscielney I Cédric I Francis
    Hazard (c) I Walcott (vc) I Mané I Mahrez
    Agüero I Rooney I Wilson

    Schwarzer I Bentaleb I Martin I Targett

    Good luck ladies and gents!

  29. Margarido
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Excellent stuff from Mark (as always).
    Had my best season also before my 1st child (top 400).
    Went back to 18k last year and now its the first one with him watching games on my lap.

    Keep it up Mark.
    Preamble, probably the best article in town

  30. The Darkest Knight
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 9 months ago

    Kaptaan Khooney...!!!!