Injuries

Treatment Table – Gameweek 5

League leaders Man City have plenty to fret over this weekend, with Sergio Aguero, David Silva and Raheem Sterling all doubtful for Tuesday’s Champions League clash with Juventus. There’s worries in the red half of Manchester, too, after Wayne Rooney missed the 3-1 win over Liverpool with a hamstring complaint. Here’s our regular round-up of all the fresh arrivals onto the treatment table…

Crystal Palace

Damien Delaney is carrying a knock so was replaced by Brede Hangeland in the starting lineup against Manchester City, while Jason Puncheon was withdrawn at the 83-minute mark with a knock following a foul by Eliaquim Mangala.

Everton

Seamus Coleman and Muhamed Besic both sustained suspected hamstring injuries during Everton’s 3-1 win over Chelsea. Post-match, Roberto Martinez went on to say:

“We’ll have to assess Seamus and Mo and see how they are. But the important thing was that everyone who had to be alert and come on to the pitch was fully focused and I think the strength in the squad is starting to show now. Having those numbers helps you be consistent over the course of the season and clearly it showed today.”

Manchester City

Sergio Aguero was forced off at the 25-minute mark during Manchester City’s trip to Crystal Palace, having taken a strong blow to the knee from a crude challenge from Palace’s Scott Dann. Sky Blues boss Manuel Pellegrini implied that the Argentina international will be touch-and-go for their midweek Champions League tie against Juventus:

“It was an important kick on his knee. We’ll see if he can recover between now and Tuesday. It’s very difficult to say now. It’s important to see how he recovers. We’ll see.”

Aguero, meanwhile, took to Twitter last night to play down the seriousness of his withdrawal:

“Thanks everyone for your concern. I got a hard hit and it prevented me from playing more. It doesn’t seem to be a serious injury though.”

Earlier this evening, he gave another update on his condition:

“I had studies done today, to be completed tomorrow. We’ll have a clearer picture then”.

David Silva was ruled out of the Eagles clash by virtue of an ankle complaint, but Pellegrini is optimstic he’ll recover in time to face Juventus on Tuesday:

“Silva is out as I think it would be a risk for him to take another knock on his ankle. I hope he will be OK for Juventus.”

As for Raheem Sterling, the former Liverpool starlet is expected to shake of a minor hamstring injury:

“Raheem has a problem with his hamstring so I think it was a risk for him to play today. I hope he is 100% fit for Tuesday.” 

Manchester United

Wayne Rooney was sidelined for the Red Devils’ 3-1 victory over Liverpool after suffering a hamstring problem in training. He is expected to miss their midweek tie against PSV Eindhoven, but Louis van Gaal believes he could be passed fit for their trip to Southampton next weekend:

“He is injured so we have to take care of him. I think he is very important for us and I don’t to take any risks so that’s why he doesn’t play today. I don’t think he will play against PSV Eindhoven, but maybe he shall play at Southampton. We have to wait and see if he can play against PSV because we still have three days to go.”

Stoke City

Jonathan Walters was not included in the Potters’ matchday squad at Arsenal due to a flare-up of his knee injury. Mark Hughes admitted that the Ireland international will undergo a scan in the coming days.

Tottenham

Nabil Bentaleb missed out against the Black Cats with an ankle injury and is expected to be ruled out for three to four weeks having suffered ligament damage.

Ryan Mason was involved in a heavy collision with Sunderland keeper Costel Pantilimon while he scored the winning goal. Mauricio Pochettino revealed after the match that Mason will undergo checks on Monday:

“We will assess Mason tomorrow. It was a big knock on the knee. It was a great goal and we showed how we try to play.”

West Bromwich Albion

Jonny Evans was taken off after 85 minutes against Southampton, although Tony Pulis later said that the new arrival likely just suffered cramping.

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  1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Common Federer, just one or two more titles before retirement. You deserve it

    1. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      -1

        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Good to see someone restoring the 0 votes equilibrium

  2. Slam
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Question for you all,

    A) Fonte + Williams
    B) Cedric + Bellerin

    1. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        0-1

        Thanks

    2. SuperDan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        0-2

        Appreciated.

    3. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      A, imo.

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers Zasa
        I'm on this currently as Fonte seems more likely to complete the 90 mins; therefore, BAPS.
        Just seeing if the downgrade is worth Bellerin.

        1-2

        1. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yup, two great BAPs magnet you'd have there. It's close with Bellerin tough, turning into a magnet as well with great attacking threat, but Williams defensive fixtures win it for me tbh.

          1. Slam
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Yup, summed up my thinking.
            Weekend go well for ya?

            1. Zasa
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Alright, can't complain with 42 points plus Sakho left 🙂 What about you?

              1. Slam
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Not great at all.
                I was in a hole trying to find my way out, instead I just dug myself deeper, hence the WC
                26 points all out.
                1.5mil down to 2mil

                Really need to turn things around… quickly
                'It's all tight, you can catch up' but at one point it will be too late.

                1. Zasa
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Damn, sounds like ýou have it rough mate. I'm sure the WC will get you rolling in green soon though. Final draft, right?

    4. Crystal
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Bellerin and Williams/Naughtin

  3. Nobodinho
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    A dead team in my ML with Kompany(C), currently on top 350k:

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/2905805/event-history/5/

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      They're everywhere, 120K with 11 points coming off the bench:

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1783064/event-history/5/

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      And he has 5 points coming off the bench! :mrgreen:

    2. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      It seems I run into one of these sputtering buzz-saws every year in the FPL Cup and get my legs chopped off.

      1. Desertbug
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        They eventually run out of gas, but sometimes it's not for a surprisingly long time.

    3. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Sums it up

    4. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      What do they know, that we don't?

  4. Diva
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Deadzoners, a question for you:

    If you were going to shift one of these defenders, which would be first on the chopping block?

    A) Richards,
    B) Gomez
    C) Williams
    D) Darmian

    Thanks.

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B)
      I doubt he'll be playing next week.

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks Mull. Are you basing that on his performance this week?

        1. Mull
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yes. Then again Rodgers tends to surprise me.

    2. Al_Fresco
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      At 18 years old do we really think gomez is nailed?

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        No, but it looked in the first three weeks that Liverpool had tightened up defensively and if that carried on then a 4.5m route into that back line would have been good value, even if he missed the odd game. Now they have conceded six in the last two it doesn't look so hot.

        1. Joggers Nipple
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Would hold Gomez and start him, worth it for the next fixtures imo. Yes, was poor on Saturday, so was Lovren and even worse Skertel. He cant drop them all!

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks SAB. Those next two look worth potentially holding for, otherwise my choice might be easier.

          2. CaptainSanchez
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            this

            while moreno is good going forwards, he's a terrible defender!
            surely lovren is close to the chopping block for sakho

            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Thanks Captain Sanchez.

    3. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Probably C

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Why do you think Williams, James? The Swans do seem to be leaking the odd goal a game which is costing them clean sheets if not victories.

        1. Nobodinho
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Because I'm thinking to shift him from my team 😆

          You can bench Richards or Gomez easily and shift them later.

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks!

    4. Veraswami
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      richards, because its a sherwood defence

        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This is my thinking behind Richards too.

        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Thank Veraswami and Balders. I am surprised to find a Sherwood defender in my team, I guess he got there as a result of only one goal conceded in the first two games. I thought adding Lescott would help them, but they seem to be reverting to Sherwood form...

            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Sorry I can't resist but:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viLK8cMKUnY

          1. Veraswami
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            By the way , i love your blog Diva !
            I'm taking your 4-4 -2 advice serously and adding an extra WB defender along with Myhill for the coming fixtures .

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Richards, after the derby game or Joemez after NOR/AVL

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This^ 🙂

    5. Yankee Toffee
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      b

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks THB. For you is it performance, game time or another reason?

    6. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Definitely, definitely A. By a distance.

    7. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      A.

      1. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks Zasa and Eden. Do you not think Richards carries more offensive threat than, say, Gomez?

        1. EmreCan Hustle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Yes. And I expected Richards to have scored by now(considering their early fixtures), which he hasn't. I'm not sure he'll score that many anymore. Could be wrong

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks Eden.

        2. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Liverpool's defensive & attacking fixtures are on the up, I see more threat in Gomez now that Benteke is showing signs of life, and that Hendo & Couts are back. I wouldn't say Richards has a better chance of attacking returns though, considering who he's supplying to & the offensive fixtures ahead. Even if I was to say Richards makes more marauding runs down the flanks, the ceiling is higher for Pool imo when taking into account both the difficulty and likelihood of a CS of a, and the odd assist or goal.

          Gomez (NOR, AVL, eve, tot, SOU, che)
          Richards (WBA, liv, STK, che, SWA, tot)

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Good points Zasa. That's a potentially poor run for a defender after WBA.

            1. Zasa
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Definitely, wouldn't be expecting much from the kamikaze Sherwood defense tbh.

    8. Shifty
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      A or B.

      Villa can't defend. Won't be long before Gomez' inexperience shows....but then again he has great character.

  5. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Damn it. Its over. 🙁

  6. Scratch
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    2 free transfers what to do...

    Butland (Ruddy)
    Kolarov, Cedric, Gomez, Huth, O'Shea
    Mahrez, Hazard, Ozil, Hoolahan, Yaya
    Aguero, Wilson, Benteke

    £0.5m and probably getting rid of Ozil this week for Shaqiri or Barkley, possibly Ruddy too since i'll never ever want to play him and DDG & Begovic have tasty pricetags

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I quite like your midfield and forward lines. It seems to be arguing for Ozil to go after he provided an assist or for Hazard to go when Chelsea's fixture improve a bit after the Arsenal game, but they do look the weakest links up there at the minute. I might be more inclined to improve one of your defenders.

      1. Nobodinho
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This. I'd get rid of one from Huth and O'Shea.

  7. EmreCan Hustle
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Morning DZ.

    Assuming all's ok on the injuries front, what would you do with this team?

    Ruddy Rudd
    Mertesacker Cedric Kolarov Francis Browning
    Alexis Silva Pedro Mahrez Redmond
    Aguero Wilson Diouf

    0.6m itb. 1FT.

    A. Replace Ruddy with Gomes/Myhill/McCarthy?
    B. Something more urgent than a keeper transfer?

    Thanks.

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Definitely Ruddy while you have nothing else pressing

      1. Nobodinho
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This

      2. EmreCan Hustle
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Best replacement for Ruddy?

          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Myhill or Fabianski. Alternatively you could take a bet on Rudd -> McCarthy if you think McCarthy will keep his spot. Then even if he doesn't you still have Ruddy to fall back on.

          1. EmreCan Hustle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Cheers.

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I agree with Balders, with nothing pressing I'd improve Rudd. McCarthy, Gomes and Krul look like options in your price range. If you keep Ruddy he can cover Krul for GW7&8.

  8. Mull
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Highest dead team in the world.
    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/566075/event-history/5/

    1. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      … and he's still got Ogbonna and Sakho

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Incredible. Some people would probably pay good money for that account.

    2. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      😯

    3. Desertbug
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      #1 in Serbia

      ...dead? or sneaky genius, too paralyzed by success to make a move??

    4. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      With two more to come off the bench tomorrow! Gah,

  9. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    FEDERER BREAKS BACK. NICE!

  10. Jape
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Thank god that Mahrez (C) punt paid off.

    Currently:
    89,397 - Overall
    246 - Overall Points
    101.9m - TV
    101m - SV

    How's everyone doing?

    Fabianski/McCarthy
    Huth-Cedric-Francis-Kolarov-Clyne
    Sanchez-Silva-Mahrez-Ayew-Hoolahan
    Aguero-Gomis-Rondon

    Any changes people would make? I'm tempted to shift Clyne.

    1. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Wait on silva aguero news

      1. Jape
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Yea not doing anything yet. Just thinking about potential ideas

    2. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Fair play to you with the (C) shout

      Keep Clyne for the next 2 fixtures at least

      1. Jape
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Haha cheers.

        Ya good shout. Hopefully he at least scores some points this week, unlike the last two weeks

  11. Amateur Pundit Zan
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    My least favourite part of fantasy football is going into MNF as a sitting duck with no one left to play and no subs to come in

    1. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      That's why I picked Ogbonna 😆

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I'm expecting to drop 50-200K depending on performances and autosubs tomorrow.

      1. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        That just proves, everything is still tight.
        I've got a glimmer of hope.

    2. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      … especially after a bad GW rank that you know will only get worse

  12. Joggers Nipple
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Morning all. Cant complain with 40 odd point week i guess. Just feeling a bit 'meh' about this team-

    Butland/ McCarthy
    Kolorov/Williams/ Richards/ Targett/ Gomez
    Pedro/ Westwood/ Sanchez/ Maherez/ Yaya
    Gomis/ Aguero/ Wilson

    1FT 2.9M ITB

    My plan was-

    This week-
    Gomis to Benteke (yes seems odd but i really still feel that Gomis is not that good (take his points, price rises and cash in) and in my mini league most still own Benteke and mini league is priority.

    Next week-
    Maybe Yaya to Silva or KDB.

    Any thing else inspiring you can think of? Please feel free to pick plans apart, they haven't worked great so far this year.

    1. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      You could probably save though I understand why you want Tekkers next 2. Aguero injury may give you an easy choice

    2. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Defence may need work soon with Gomez and Targett there. It might be a good time to get a Pulis defender in.

      Front 8 looks solid, I can understand the Benteke move.

      1. Walsh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This

        1. Nobodinho
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          This 😆

      2. Diva
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        I agree with Innsie and would add that Yaya to Silva looks too sideways unless you really have nothing else to change.

        1. dmhomag
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Even then with KDB Stering and now Bony in the mi, I fear an Arsenal situation that none are worth the cash because they get crowded out and points get shared.

          Silva will still return but not 10m worth.

    3. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Solid play there Sab, Benteke is a great captaincy option as well in case you need that these next two GW's. I'd look at keeping Yaya long term tbh, certainly a good option still. Can't see any fault in him imo. Like Ins said, Targett's the one real weakness here.

    4. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Thanks all, sorry my boss appeared!

      1. Zasa
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Tell 'em to feck off, more important matters are being discussed!

  13. Johan Queef
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    Right I'm fed up with Pantilimon in goal when I've got a dead Hennessey on the bench. Who's the best replacement for him between the sticks?
    Probably max 5.1ish....

    A) Cech
    B) Begovic
    C) Myhill
    D) Howard
    E) Someone else (I've pretty much selected 4 random good keepers)

    1. SuperDan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Myhill for now

    2. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I'm looking at Watford, Palace and West Brom keepers for my Ruddy replacement.

    3. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Myhill or McCarthy imo

  14. Nickofoz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 7 months ago

    So Coates out will certainly be one of my two FTs this week, since he has lost his place. Which 4.5 defender should I replace him with? It might be worth noting that whoever I bring in I will play over Azpi (ARS):

    A) Francis (SUN
    B) Nyom/Prodl/Cathcart (new)
    C) Richards (WBA)
    D) Muniesa (LEI)
    E) Other

    Thoughts? Cheers

    1. Slam
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      A

    2. SuperDan
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Nyom. He attacks the most. Plus they have decent fixtures.

      1. Walsh
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        This

    3. Joggers Nipple
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      I keep ignoring them but Watford seem to love a clean shee

    4. Nabs Kebabs
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Watford defence looking too good to overlook

    5. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      Watford are the only team good for cleanies there.

    6. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B.

    7. Nobodinho
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B

    8. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 7 months ago

      B, imo. Form.

      1. Nickofoz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Cheers all! 🙂

  15. Jay_
      8 years, 7 months ago

      The whole world cheering on Fed now

      1. Mull
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Not me. I want to go to sleep 😆

      2. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        +1!

      3. Jay_
          8 years, 7 months ago

          🙁

      4. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Federer 😥

        1. Diva
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          How's your gameweek going Innsie? I hope that's not making you cry too?

          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I don't think I've stopped crying since GW 1 Diva! 😛

            Another crap week for me, 36 with Ogbonna to go I think, so I'm expecting 37. Nothing's going right atm but I'm not too fussed just yet. How's your GW going?

            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              40 - I was saved by Mahrez and Kolarov, otherwise I'd have been looking at another terrible score (funny how 40 is relief in the current climate). I have no stake in the game tomorrow though so 40 might not look so hot then. It'll probably leave me bumbling around the 1.4-1.8m range for the fourth week in a row.

              1. President John F. Keninnsie
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Mahrez and Kolarov were my only players who got a clean sheet/assists. I'm stuck in that OR range as well, I'm just praying for any more than 2 points tomorrow 🙂

                1. Diva
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Same here Innsie. Each week it is Kolarov and one other player that saves me from minimal scores across the board. I guess we'll have to just keep blogging away from mid-table. 🙂

      5. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Pathetic from most american fans to not even stand up for him. What a champion

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          That takes a lot more effort from most American's to be fair

          1. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Hey now

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Most Americans, not you 😉

          2. Bertzeiner-m
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Haha I have lived in the States for about 6 years now so I believe I am entitled to take offense

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              You can take offence all you like, those waistbands aren't going anywhere 😉

              1. Zasa
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                At least Americans brush their teeth

                Woah, shots fired http://mangifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/naked-gun-shootout.gif

                1. The Light Knight
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Is that an English joke? If so, shots missed 😉
                  Regardless, the first Austin Powers referenced "British teeth" as a thing of the past. Fat Americans is a problem that's still getting bigger...

                  1. The Light Knight
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    (+1 for any Leslie Nielsen gif though 🙂 )

                  2. walkman666
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Stereotype much? Why? From wherever you are, I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate being lumped into any negative categorization. Even if you're attempts are humorous, I'd leave those in your head instead of posting on a public forum (from a dumb, fat, American). Jayzus.

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 7 months ago

                      Who am I lumping together? I've not called any individual person fat, I haven't called every American fat. It's a problem. You can be offended if you want but I think you should enjoy your team winning in Arlington

                      1. walkman666
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 9 Years
                        8 years, 7 months ago

                        Idk. Read your post. Seems like you're making some unnecessary generalizations. Not sure what your point is by doing so.

                  3. Zasa
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Well this is slightly embarrassing then, I'm just glad I finally found the right context to use that gif.

                    I'll say this about obesity, every time I stop by my local Quizno's there's always at least one hot girl in the corner ẃith hear head down, hiding from the social stigmas. The sandwich of 1000 bites I tell ya.

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 7 months ago

                      That gif easily covers all embarrassment 😉

                  4. The Enlightener
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Big, unhealthy Brits ain't exactly in short supply either. Stop being so jealous. https://media.giphy.com/media/drH1meCcrx6lG/giphy.gif

          3. Walsh
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            🙁

          4. walkman666
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Hey, hey. American here. Watching my ny Giants beating Dallas, and standing up a lot even though the game is 2000 miles away...

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Hey hey, at least I didn't bring up the intelligence of most Americans 😉

              1. walkman666
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                whoa. Ok, then you can call me Dr. Stupid.

      6. walkman666
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Schmeichel / Butland
        Williams, Koscielny, Kolarov, Gomez, Francis
        Yaya, Sanchez, Mahrez, Chadli, Westwood
        Aguero, Gomis, Wilson
        1 FT, 3.1 itb

        Assuming no Aguero trade is needed...

        Am interested in moving Chadli. Not interested in Pedro. Tempted by bargain-ish Cazorla (altho chelsea next, maybe that's good tho). Any other suggestions? Thanks!

        1. Walsh
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Chadli to Feo would be my move. I'm actually not joking.

          1. walkman666
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks Walsh . Feo equals Walcott, right? (Sorry, got to make sure...I'm still more of an American sporting guy than Euro football)...! Inter sting. I fear he is still not a regular player, but what a coupe if he is nowadays....

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Walcott indeed. Haters gonna hate. My nipples are starting to tingle when I think about him....and they did not do preseason when everyone and their mom on here was on his jock. I think his time is now.

              1. Zasa
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                I bet those nipples can cut glass

                1. Walsh
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  If I actually get a goal out of a midfielder on my team this FPL season.....of which I have only secured one so far this term.....I'll send you the tiny glass pieces.

                  1. Zasa
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    I'm sure your nipples will be successful mate, never underestimate the nips.

              2. walkman666
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Hahaha. Thanks. Your nipples should be tingling (can't get over that!) at your Mets!

                Okay, Theo on the list...much appreciated, sir Walsh.

          2. Bertzeiner-m
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I doubt he will start. In the community shield Wenger said Walcott was not suited for the type of match and Giroud was better suited for their opposition, though Chelsea were better back then

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Giroud is a joke donkey 😀 He and Wenger can share a million cigarettes together those Frenchy Frenchmen, Feo is the man.

        2. Diva
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Have you looked at a Palace midfielder?

          1. walkman666
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Yes. Would consider Cabaye, puncheon or bolasie. I saw Walsh's comment a page or two back on Cabaye, too.

        3. Bertzeiner-m
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          How about Shaqiri?

          1. walkman666
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Thanks. Good, aggressive player, but on a weak team without a good finisher. I'm a bit unsure. Feels a bit sideways. Sure appreciate the suggestion.

      7. Just A Hat
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Go Djorko!

      8. Penang Sandman
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        im shipping out Mane.

        Mahrez next 5 fixtures : stk ARS nor sou CRY

        Ayew next 5 fixtures : EVE sou TOT STK avl

        Palace next 5 fixtures : tot wat WBA WHU lei

        cant afford Sanchez unless for a hit (.2 away).

        Swansea fixtures looks better than Leicester, though Palace has the best. i can bench Mane for Francis (SUN) or Gomez (NOR).

        so guys, keep or save FT?

        1. Penang Sandman
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          feck shouldnt start the post with 'shipping out'. im so confused

        2. Yankee Toffee
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Mahrez essential at this point.

          1. Bertzeiner-m
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Had em since week one. I feel like a father to him

            1. Yankee Toffee
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              😀

          2. Penang Sandman
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            that fixtures is not looking good

            1. Yankee Toffee
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Scores when he wants...

        3. Crystal
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Play Francis, best fixture of the season but yes you need Mahrez

          1. Nobodinho
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Agreed with Crystal.

      9. Trovsmash
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        the guy who is top scoring so far used his bench boost, with naismith as 3rd sub :/

        http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1550825/event-history/5/

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          He wasn't a sub then. 😉
          Always easier to top score with 15.

        2. Walsh
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Pretty amazing to me that anyone can finish top scoring for a given gameweek and not be either on triple captain or bench boost. Defies the odds so much if someone who doesn't use those chips comes out on top.

      10. Nobodinho
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Who would be your priority to get rid?

        A) Huth
        B) Williams
        C) Chadli
        D) Hazard
        E) Sakho
        F) None of the above

        Thanks.

        1. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          C, followed by D

          1. Nobodinho
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Who would you bring in for Chadli? Have 1.6ITB

            1. Zasa
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Ayew/Barkley/Palace mid , those ẃould be my picks James 🙂

        2. Walsh
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          So many to choose from 🙂 I'd say CED in order.

          1. Nobodinho
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Because I have a bad team 😆

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              No problems, James. I'm still at a six digit rank, so I'll be sad with you 😀

              1. Nobodinho
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                That's a great rank for me 😆

                1. Walsh
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  I love your consistency of emojifaces. Consider me a friend for life, Santi James.

                  1. Nobodinho
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 7 months ago

                    Alright Walsh. Cheers 😀

          2. Yankee Toffee
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            This.

            1. Yankee Toffee
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Sorry James, I was trying to agree with Walsh, not that you have a bad team.

              1. Nobodinho
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                It's alright mate 😀

        3. Crystal
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Depends who you want to bring in

        4. Diva
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          C

          1. Nobodinho
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Any ideas on who to bring in?

            1. Diva
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Have you looked at the Palace midfield. Walsh had some good tips about them on the last page.

              1. Nobodinho
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Yup I read that. Thanks Diva 🙂

      11. Slam
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        Play 2.

        A) Francis (SUN)
        B) Nyom (new)
        C) Fonte (MUN)

        Thanks in advance to all the responses.

        1. Crystal
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          A and B

          1. Walsh
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            This

          2. Slam
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Cheers Crystal and Walsh.
            You guys think Watford can keep their first away CS? and Man U score?
            Interesting

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              I don't think Watford will keep a clean, but I think they have a better shot at keeping one than Soton this weekend 😀

              1. Slam
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Alright, fair enough

            2. Give The Todd Some Love
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Watford have played City and Everton away...

              1. Slam
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Are you proposing A and B as well?

                1. Give The Todd Some Love
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 7 months ago

                  Yeah I reckon. Bournemouth will definitely concede though

            3. Crystal
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Utd will score so that rules out Fonte for me

        2. President John F. Keninnsie
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          AC

        3. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          A a give-in for sure, and C

          1. Slam
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Appreciate the responses Innsie and Zasa.
            Don't think Watford can keep a cleanie away from home? or think SOT can shut Man U down?

            1. President John F. Keninnsie
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              I can't see a Watford cleanie, but watch the Newcastle game tomorrow and see how they look. A Saints cleanie wouldn't surprise me too much, they've got 3 in a row and United have been struggling for goals (before this week!).

              1. Slam
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Yup, I watched the first half vs Liverpool then didn't bother to watch the second 😆 (obviously a mistake) but they looked uninspired the first half. Certainly will watch how Newcastle look vs WHM.

        4. Diva
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          A and C. If Watford were at home I'd say B and C.

          1. Slam
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Cheers Diva, this is my thinking… although they didn't look to exposed vs City.
            This is what I'm atm.

        5. Nobodinho
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          AC imo

        6. Yankee Toffee
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          A and C for me

          1. Slam
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Cheers James and THB.

        7. Bertzeiner-m
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Ab

      12. Scratch
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 7 months ago

        My god Djokovic is an uninspiring bore. No wonder tennis' popularity has been on the wane for so long

        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          lol the contrast with my post below

          Djokovic is a legend

        2. Nickofoz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          He's a champ though. As is Federer

        3. Jay_
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Ivanicovic (prime) vs Kyriagos would've been fun, that was a great final though, class all around

        4. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          The scoreline may not reflect it, but that was one of the best games of tennis I've ever seen. Every point felt like a championship point.

          If only both guys could win. I feel lucky to be living in an era of such phenomenal tennis.

        5. Yankee Toffee
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          What's the deal with UCL fantasy? It still says coming soon and the games start this week.

          http://en.uclfantasy.uefa.com/

          I know the site is rubbish, but c'mon....how are players meant to choose teams when the matches are starting so soon.

          1. Give The Todd Some Love
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            They're total c*nts honestly, somehow the website manages to get worse every year. Have to hope it'll be up tomorrow but who knows

            1. Yankee Toffee
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              It's gotta be tomorrow, this is ridiculous

          2. Walsh
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Everyone is sad about it.

          3. The Light Knight
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Doesn't take that long to add Messi, Ronaldo, Lewa and hit autocomplete 😉

            1. Yankee Toffee
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              I thought you only play with 5 DEFs....;)

              1. The Light Knight
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                I was speaking in general 🙂
                Gave up UCL fantasy at least 3 seasons ago over website issues making it more hassle than it was worth

        6. money face bandwagon
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          I am struggling but weird that i am thinking of saving FT if aguero is fine.

          ruddy

          kolarov cedric muniesa

          hazard sanchez lens mahrez

          benteke aguero(c) wilson

          subs: rudd surman PVA huth

          1. Yankee Toffee
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I'd move on Lens, there are loads better picks out there

            1. Nobodinho
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              This. A save is fine as well

        7. Joggers Nipple
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Thanks all for input above, my boss appeared so pressed the x real quick

          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          The fpl player list has just updated the prices almost 2 hours after they changed on the transfers page. There goes my first attempt at automating price changes down the pan 😛

          http://fantasy.premierleague.com/player-list/

          1. Diva
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I've often thought about doing this, but never tried. There must be away as some of the price change sites pick it up pretty quickly. If it requires more than an Excel macro I'll probably be stumped.

        8. Walsh
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 7 months ago

          Another defensive TD? Is this real life?

          1. The Enlightener
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            I have ODB in fantasy. This is killing me. Although, I always like to see the Cowboys lose. Not that the game is over. But, any failure on their part brings me joy.

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              At least you don't have the Reuben variety of Randal in fantasy like me 😀

              1. The Enlightener
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                He.....could.....score big....ah, forget it. Maybe he'll pop up at some point and get you out of a pinch. 😉

          2. The Enlightener
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 7 months ago

            Turns out not a TD

            1. Walsh
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 7 months ago

              Randle TD incoming....on a fade.....please baby jesus...

              1. The Enlightener
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 7 months ago

                Ugghh. A boring run in. Both of us slammed.