Moving Target

Moving Target – Sam Allardyce

After Dick Advocaat decided to step down as the Sunderland manager in the wake of the 2-2 draw against West Ham, the Black Cats moved swiftly to bring in former Hammers boss Sam Allardyce. The experienced 60-year-old penned a two-year contract at the Stadium of Light, and takes over with his new side lying 19th in the table, having earned just three points from their first eight matches.

Speaking to the club’s official website, Big Sam was clearly thrilled to be back on Wearside, having previously spent one season with the Black Cats as a player:

“I have enjoyed my break from football and now I’m raring to get back. I met with Ellis (Short) and we spoke at length about the club and his ambitions and I knew I wanted to be part of that. I hope to be able to help to bring the stability and success that everyone wants. Of course it’s a challenging job, but it’s something I have experience of in the past. I’m looking forward to working with the players and of course I will be relying on the help of the Sunderland supporters, whose tremendous passion I have experienced first-hand. I can’t wait to get started.”

THE HISTORY

With his playing career coming to an end, Allardyce took his first steps on the coaching ladder as an assistant manager at West Brom between 1989 and 1991. Then, after short spells as player-manager at Limerick and as caretaker boss at Preston North End, Big Sam took up his first permanent managerial role at Blackpool in 1994. While he guided the Seasiders to a third-place finish in the old Second Division in the 1995/96 season, Allardyce was relieved of his duties at the end of the campaign after losing in the play-off semi-finals.

The next stop in Big Sam’s managerial career saw him take the reins at Notts County in January 1997. While he couldn’t save them from relegation to Division Three, he gained promotion in his first full season in charge, winning the league by a 19-point margin. That triumph persuaded Bolton – a team where Allardyce spent over eight years as a player – to make a move for his services in October 1999. His eight-year spell with the Trotters was hugely successful, starting with promotion in 2001 to the Premier League after a 3-0 victory over Preston in the play-off final. He then guided the Trotters to four consecutive top 10 finishes between 2004 and 2007, including a sixth-place finish in the 2004/05 season.

That success led to Newcastle appointing Big Sam as their new manager in May 2007. After a disappointing start to the 2007/08 campaign, he was sacked in January 2008. Allardyce’s reputation wasn’t overly affected by that failure, though, and his three-year spell at Blackburn was also fairly successful, with a tenth-place finish in his only full season in charge in 2009/10. He was somewhat surprisingly sacked in December 2010 with Rovers sitting thirteenth in the table, but it wasn’t long before he found himself back in work, with the-then recently-relegated West Ham appointing Allardyce on a two-year deal. He immediately guided the Hammers to promotion after a tense 2-1 win against Blackpool in the play-off final. Allardyce’s time at Upton Park was pretty successful, with three comfortable mid-table finishes, although complaints over his side’s style of football ultimately led West Ham to decide against renewing his contract in May.

THE PREVIOUS REGIME

With Sunderland deep in the relegation mire, Advocaat took charge at the Stadium of Light towards the end of last season after the club parted company with Gus Poyet. The Dutchman helped to shore things up at the back, and victories against Newcastle, Southampton and Everton, along with a point at Arsenal, helped secure survival. The former Rangers boss was only in charge on a temporary basis, and initially left the club at the end of the campaign, before reversing his decision by signing a one-year deal at the start of June.

While Advocaat made some big summer signings in Jeremain Lens, Fabio Borini and Yann M’Vila, the Dutchman remained uncertain over his best formation. Advocaat tended to prefer a 4-3-3 set-up but flirted with 4-4-2 and 4-2-3-1 systems, whilst Jermain Defoe was shifted onto the flank before warming the bench in the last couple of matches. Meanwhile, the defence which he had improved significantly at the end of last season has been anything but watertight this term, conceding a league-high 18 goals.

The landscape at Sunderland for the last few years has been of managers (Advocaat, Poyet, Paolo di Canio) coming in and having a big impact initially, helping to stave of relegation, only to start the next season poorly and be shown the door. With little continuity, however, the playing squad has been in a constant state of flux, and the Wearsiders will be hoping that Allardyce’s arrival will bring a much-needed stability to the club after years of battling to beat the drop.

THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON

Encouragingly for Sunderland, their new manager has never been relegated from the Premier League, and with the resources at his disposal certainly bigger than at Bolton and Blackburn, the Wearsiders have reason for optimism.

In terms of tactics, Allardyce has mainly preferred a somewhat cautious 4-2-3-1 or 4-4-1-1 system, hitting long balls to a target man, looking for knock downs and playing the percentages. It’s worth noting that his decision to utilise a midfield diamond for the Hammers last year, particularly in the early parts of the campaign, helped reignite Stewart Downing’s career.

Certainly, Allardyce sides have tended to be built on strong foundations, so expect the former West Ham boss to improve Sunderland’s dismal defensive record so far. During yesterday’s press conference, Allardyce was quick to acknowledge that his side’s frailties at the back need to be immediately addressed:

“There is obviously one thing I need to put right as quickly as possible, and that is not conceding 18 goals in the next eight games. That’s obviously something we need to address immediately. We need to make sure as a team we become more resilient. In the last game, to be 2-0 up at home to West Ham and still not achieve a result is something that is very disappointing. That would have been the first win and it would have given us an extra two points. After a good performance (in the first half), the frailties cropped up again. I have to try to sort that out and make sure the next time we go 2-0 up, we get the three points.”


Assessing the Black Cats’ squad, Costel Pantilimon was one of the standout stoppers in 2014/15 and, having dropped to 4.8, the big Romanian could be one of the main beneficiaries from the change of manager. Central defensive quartet Younes Kaboul, Sebastian Coates, John O’Shea and Wes Brown all come in under 4.5 in FPL, as do the likes of DeAndre Yedlin and Billy Jones, though bearing in mind that no Sunderland defender has earned more than seven points in FPL so far, we’ll be looking for signs of a major improvement here before considering. History shows that Big Sam has built some of his old teams around experienced centre-backs such as Ryan Nelson and Winston Reid, suggesting O’Shea’s know-how could be crucial.

Allardyce is known for is embracing flair players, ranging from Jay-Jay Okocha at Bolton to Benni McCarthy at Blackburn. There’s no doubt there is some attacking talent on the books at Sunderland, with Lens the stand-out individual. The Dutch international has quickly settled in the Premier League despite the struggles of the team, scoring twice and grabbing three assists – put into perspective, he’s played a part in five of their eight goals so far. With Adam Johnson and Ola Toivonen also offering plenty of creativity, the new manager certainly has options at his disposal. Another player who could rise to prominence under Big Sam is Sebastian Larsson. The 5.2-priced Sweden international has only made two starts so far this season, but his crossing and set-piece delivery are two assets which are sure to be valued by his new boss.

Up top, Allardyce tends to opt for target men with strong aerial abilities, with Kevin Davies and Andy Carroll obvious examples at Bolton and West Ham. Of the squad he inherits at Sunderland, Steven Fletcher looks the most suited to this role. The former Wolves striker is also in great form, having scored in his last outing for the Black Cats, while he netted a hat-trick for Scotland in their 6-0 win against Gibraltar. Fletcher’s poor fitness record could afford Fabio Borini the chance to lead the lead should Allardyce decide against fielding the Italian on the flank, though it remains to be seen where the diminutive Defoe will fit in if the Black Cats continue with a lone striker system. Available at just 5.0 in FPL, Fletcher could well emerge as a great budget option, providing he can stay away from the treatment table.

The new manager took time out to discuss all three strikers during yesterday’s official unveiling:

“Assessing the squad here is the most important thing I have to do. There’s a lot of Premier League experience here, can I help the players apply that Premier League experience as a team? Can I guide them in a better way to make sure that helps the other players who have come in, who don’t have as much experience of the Premier League? We seem to have goals in the camp – Steven Fletcher seems to be scoring quite regularly. And Jermain Defoe can score as well. We have Fabio Borini to consider, and hopefully we can score a few goals off set plays too. If we can keep that going, and sort out the defensive side, then we should be okay.”


The upcoming fixture list (wba, NEW, eve, SOT, cpl, STO) certainly looks to offer up some winnable matches for Sunderland. West Brom have yet to triumph at home so far this season, while Newcastle are still searching for their first win of the campaign. Picking up the confidence of his players will, along with instilling some organisation, will be Big Sam’s priorities in the short-term, and with his track record as a Premier League manager, history suggests he has enough time left this season to guide the Black Cats away from trouble.

1,672 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Breaking News: Gomez will be buried at sea this weekend. In the Solent apparently.

    1. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      What a waste of money. #Rodgersout

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        This

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      What the Klopp are you on about?!

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        What the Klopp say?

  2. Mumble Pie
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    bounced...................................

    Quick Poll Gentleman, already -4.... Thinking of a Wildcard...?? any thoughts??

    Loris

    Cresswell Alderweireld Kolarov Morgan

    Mahrez Payet Mane Redmond

    Pelle Vardy

    Aguero, Silva, Ward --------- all injured

  3. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Good morning, any word on Jonny Evans and Kolarov? Thanks

    1. Jazz!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Not yet but they better be fit

  4. josephmharris
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Which defender should I start for this gameweek?

    Smalling (vs Everton)
    Clyne (vs Spurs)
    Galloway (vs Man United)

    Please comment, I need your help!

    1. Sailboats
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Galloway. Everton's last 3 results against United (at Goodison Park) are 1-0, 2-0 and 3-0 wins.

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        4-0 now?

    2. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Clyne

    3. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Clyne.

    4. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Clyne

  5. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I am well hungry but have now food. Any ideas?

    1. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Eat the now food.

    2. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Proof read.

    3. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      eat the pastry in your grav.

    4. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Eat it

      1. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        That what she said.....

    5. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Order a curry.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        No money either.

        1. Fred54
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          *Now money either.

          1. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            This

    6. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Jafooli indeed.

  6. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Do you think Hennessey will start?

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Apsalootly

    2. Big Sum
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      yep

    3. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      All good in d hood

  7. Nanoelektronicar
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Opinion on Sturridge? Is he going to explode?

    1. Kaki Tido
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      His leg might explode

      1. Kaki Tido
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Joking aside, he does have a good record against Spurs

    2. daveoafc77
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      wouldnt have thought so. Will score his fair share but ill be waiting until the fixtures get easier

  8. JayRodriguez
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Why is everybody ignoring a Man City foward at 8.2 that is going to start every match for the next two months?

    1. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Too busy drinking beer with girls

    2. daveoafc77
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      because he hasnt scored in months?

    3. Sif
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Because unfortunately it happens to be Bony

    4. I Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I don't think he will start every match for the next two months. I'm also not confident in him getting me any returns even if he does start more often than not.

      1. prata
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        bony started the 2 marches aguero didnt, he also enter as a sub on most part of others

  9. Kaki Tido
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Willian nailed on? Got a feeling that he might do wonders if he's starting this week.

    1. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      He is on monitor, at 6.8m very good if only he gets more minutes

  10. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I am well hungry but have no food. Any ideas?

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Eat the spam you've just created.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        😀

      2. Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Damn you.

    2. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Errr....mmmm...Go and buy some food....

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        No money Wakey...

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Potatoes?

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Supermarkets dont accept potatoes as a form of payment.

          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Tins?

          3. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Can you eat them raw?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 6 months ago

              No, you will have to cook them - but it's worth it.

              1. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 6 months ago

                Can you cook them on a kettle?

                1. Jafooli
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 6 months ago

                  *in

    3. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Eat the repost.

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      No eggs?

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        No eggs 😮

  11. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    This has been San Marino's most successful Euro qualification campaign ever.

    They scored one goal & won one point.

    1. bring back diop
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      solid campaign

      1. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        They showed character

    2. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      ...and only conceded the second highest number of goals (36)

  12. pundit of punts
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Walcott a nailed on starter now?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      CL coming up.

    2. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I think so

    3. Kaki Tido
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Possibility to be rested for midweek game against Bayern.

    4. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      not nailed. If you want him, you have to deal with the uncertainty..

    5. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      No. Just don't trust Wenger

    6. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      No....you need non CL teams for maximum nailedoniness.

      He is first choice IMO though and will only miss an acceptably low number of games or minutes.

    7. pundit of punts
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Everyone put off by CL games then.

      Surely Walcott can manage 2 games a week.

      1. Sailboats
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        until he trips over a blade of grass and gets himself injured for 3 months

      2. FDMS All Starz
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Sure he can but maybe winger likes his players rested before a big fight

    8. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Nailed-on? Probably not.
      First choice? I'd think so.

      Will still be rotated/rested the odd fixture (such as this weekend, imo), but should start most.

    9. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Not yet

  13. Waynoo
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    im fasting so stop food talk

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I'm slowing... Eat mire

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Time for McDonalds?

        1. Paulie Walnuts
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Come round for dinner if you want...

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Do you not use transfers?

      1. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        It happens Mull. My bro did -4 for two consective weeks and he still had 4 injuries/suspensions to deal with...

    2. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I'd look to shift Westwood.

  14. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Best 4.5m or under def for next two GWs please. Especially strong fixture next GW (10)

    Thank you....

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Cameron.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Had him for half of last season 😀 he contributed about 3pts to my campaign 😆

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      scraping the barrel here mate, not sure there is one of them

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I know 🙂

    3. daveoafc77
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      O'Shea @ 4.3 looks decent value under Big Sam

      1. Margarido
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        This or the one who nails RB position.
        Yedley possibly

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah reckon, will consider thanks...

    4. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Extra 0.2 for Moreno?

      1. daveoafc77
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        not many clean sheets for Liverpool from here to December

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Not really Ronnie..

    5. EmreCan Hustle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      O' Shea now.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Cheers Eden...

  15. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Last week 30 DegC

    This week 3 DegC

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Take Good Care of Yourself...

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I need some food to keep warm.

        Recommend anything?

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          🙁

  16. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    A Sturride and Ayew
    B Costa and Ayew
    C hazard and vardy
    D Wally and Lukakau

    for a wildcard

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      D

    2. FDMS All Starz
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      C

    3. Meinhoff
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      B

    4. Klopp's Kids
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      A 😛

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Lol
      It's unanimous.. ERM....

  17. bring back diop
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Aguero to
    A) Sturridge
    B) Costa
    C) Lukaku
    leaning towards B

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Lukaku

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Sunday/Monday - Sturridge, because of Kloppmania
      Tuesday - Kane, cos of looking at stats and being only fit forward at Spurs.
      Wedneday - Lukaku hype.
      Tomorrow - Martial the overground, underground pick.

  18. Feeling_blue
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    D

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Fail n shiz

  19. Just A Hat
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I am well peckish but have a bit of a sore throat and can't eat anything too big

    Any ideas?

    Maybe a nice soup

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      McFlurry

    2. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Umm....

    3. Nascimento
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Eggs

    4. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Chicken soup, ace....

  20. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Poor Gomez 🙁

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      🙁

      *checks Moreno's price

  21. FDMS All Starz
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Hennessy and O'shea
    Or
    Elliot and hangeland

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      1

    2. bring back diop
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      A

    3. Kaki Tido
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      A

  22. Gerbs
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Talk me off the ledge i'm about to do a -8

    With Dier out I am left with a backline that includes Francis (mci A)

    I have already used my transfer and was thinking

    Gomis & Francis

    to

    Vardy & Aspi -8

    I'm an idiot right?

  23. josephmharris
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Which defender should I start for this gameweek?

    Clyne (vs Spurs)
    Galloway (vs Man United)

    Please comment, I need your help!

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Galloway

    2. Arteta
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Clyne

  24. Nascimento
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I have 3 eggs, half a tub of peanut butter and a leek. What should I make?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Roast Chicken dinner

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Sounds good actually.

      2. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        😆

    2. Fred54
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Make it into a TV programme format and sell it on. 'Get set, cooking commence.'

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Can't believe no-one's ever thought of it

    3. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      The worst smoothie ever.

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Just threw up a little bit

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          😀

    4. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      contact Bear Grylls

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Could see if can gather me more ingredients I guess.

      2. Fred54
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I think you meant Heston Blumenthal...

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      An omlette. Any bacon or mushrooms? Potatoes?

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I've got a potatoe. It looks a bit beaten up though.

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Peel it. Depending on size, half it lengthways. Slice the halves about a thumbnail thick.

          Have you a cast iron pan?

          1. Nascimento
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Ok, thanks.

            I have - just chuck it all in there?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 6 months ago

              Some oil - two or three tablespoons. Fry the potato bits until light brown.

              1. Nascimento
                • 8 Years
                8 years, 6 months ago

                Nice one, cheers Doosra.

              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 6 months ago

                Add salt and pepper, and ONE dried herb, if you have. NOT Marjoram.

                Use slotted spoon to reserve potatoes to a dish. Beat up three eggs with a tablespoon of water, in a large enough bowl.

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 6 months ago

                  Add egg mixture to cast iron pan over a medium heat. Make sure the pan is hot, before adding eggs. pull to centre quickly and deftly with a fork, then arrange the potatoes, round side to circumference, QUICKLY.

                  Shake pan gently, use a slice to ensure eggs don't get stuck. Keep shaking pan.When eggs are nearly solid, flip half over on other half. Slide off onto plate. Add more pepper.

                  Eat.

                  1. KingNidge
                    • 8 Years
                    8 years, 6 months ago

                    if you have no cutlery use the leek to stir it

    6. Harper (No more Penandes)
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      A Flux Capacitor

      1. Nascimento
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Already got one 🙁

  25. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Happy Birthday Christina was a Hot Topic

    Must have been a slow day 🙂

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😆

  26. Gazza2000
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Pedro -> KdB -4

    Yay or Nay ?

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I would

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      She loves you

  27. Mumble Pie
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Wildcard....???

    Loris

    Cresswell Alderweireld Kolarov Morgan

    Mahrez Payet Mane Redmond

    Pelle Vardy

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I would not

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      You need more players.

      1. Mumble Pie
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Aguero, Silva , Ward - injured

        1. Fred54
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          How dare you hide these shocking revelations from us!

    3. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😯