Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 17

Intent on milking further controversy from Jose Mourinho’s departure, it seems every football manager has been asked to give their views on the “Special One’s” exit.

They have yet to get around to asking me, so I’ll put things on record by saying that I’ll miss the old so-and-so.

Us Fantasy Football managers have a love/hate relationship with the cast of Premier League bosses, with the dial normally leaning towards the latter.

Like bad referees, we only really air our views on managers when they draw our ire.

Whether it is vague or misleading team news, or the ill-timed application of a rotation policy, a Premier League manager can upset our equilibrium and have us vent our frustration.

Jose certainly walked the line.

For me, he was a constant menace. I approached his press conference in much the same way as the man himself – I saw them as a game.

I’m convinced that Mourinho revelled in the intellectual joust with the press, where ambiguous words were loaded and designed to play with the minds of peers, players and officials.

Things came to head with Jose and me over Diego Costa.

The Spaniard was a player I once loved but now keep at arms length, partly due to Costa’s own insistence on running his studs up the back of defenders, but also because of Mourinho’s vague and sometimes misleading perspective on his fitness and form.

Then there was Jose’s recent decision to bench Eden Hazard – the player of the year and the spark that carried Chelsea to the title for much of last season.

It is assumed that Mourinho has somehow broken Hazard – I only know that he chose to bench him just as I had taken the gamble on the Belgian’s revival. It may have been personal, but I wasn’t going to let Jose get to me.

Mourinho and Chelsea have played a leading role in making these last sixteen Gameweeks the most volatile and unpredictable in memory.

Littered with intrigue and incident, Jose has banished doctors from his bench, broken records for on-air rants and pin-pointed almost his entire squad for criticism, whilst ignoring Branislav Ivanovic’s comical take on defending.

I have to thank Jose for the ride and admit that I’ll miss his influence on our weekends from this point on.

Maybe we’ll see him back. Maybe it will be at Old Trafford – wouldn’t that be fun.

In the meantime, I’ll go back to my own squad and try to learn some lessons from Jose.

Today I’m benching a £58 million midfielder and two of the four top-scoring defenders in the game. Decisions like that are undeniably a bit “special”.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Bayern Munich will announce Carlo Ancelotti as their new manager in the “next few days” according to a report in the Guardian.

    Pep Guardiola will announce imminently that he has decided against signing a new contract at the club he has coached for three seasons, and Bayern have already lined up his successor. There were rumours on Friday that Ancelotti had accepted 15m euros (£11m) a season to take charge of the Bundesliga champions in the event that Guardiola would depart.

    And with that now appearing to be a certainty, with an announcement expected after Bayern take on Hannover in their final game before the international break, The Guardian says Ancelotti has agreed a “contract in principle” to take charge at the end of the season.

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Moyes misses out again

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Rodgers too

  2. amol
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Reasons to bench KDB?

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      You obviously have a force 5 in midfield.
      I personally wouldn't bench him. He has proved this season that he is explosive and I hate missing out on hauls.

      1. amol
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        got coutinho firmino mahrez and ozil

        Normally, Firmino is amazing with Coutinho.

        1. super zlatan
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 4 months ago

          I would bench firmino

        2. dd dd
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 4 months ago

          Look how many blanks Firmino has had

    2. Captain Vantastic™
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Just 1 goal in all away games.

      1. amol
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        hmmm cheerios

      2. Judas
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        think he has scored over 5 points only once in about 8 gameweeks

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      He is ginger

  3. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Hey Mark! Hope your son is doing well now 🙂

  4. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    r-amble

  5. Thomas Magnum
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard to Wijnaldum or Cabaye and Hazard to Wij and Barkley even tho it makes it harder to bring in Sanchez next week

    1. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Why do you want Sanchez away to the Saints ?

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Haz > wijnaldum

      2. Thomas Magnum
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Before his price rises and the saints have been a bit difderent recently

  6. Nemanja Vidic
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Give me 2 best midlfielders for this week?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Lingard, Lanzini

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Lanzini?

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 4 months ago

          if he is fit to start

  7. Pulis Ki Vardy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Benching and captain good to go?
    ------------------------

    Butland
    Toby Smalling Wollschield
    Wijnaldum(C) Mahrez Ozil KDB
    Kane Lukaku Vardy

    Myhill Coutinho Moreno Bellerin

    cheers!

  8. Jax
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Mark is truly the special one

  9. Costa's Counsellor
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Afternoon all.

    Bench 2:

    A) Toby (sou)
    B) Nyom (LIV)
    C) Bellerin (MCI)
    D) Moreno (wat)
    E) Dawson (BOU)

    1. Tabasco
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Nyom & Bellerin

    2. Jayss
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      B, C

    3. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Toby & Nyom

  10. Nespinha
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Is Aguero starting

    Any City fan to help?

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      answered you already

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      It's a 50/50 but he should make an appearance.

    3. Funkyav
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      pelle said he will be in squad that is all we know

  11. Richd
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    I thought Mahrez was locked at 1145.

    Be bad luck if I switch back to lukaku ..

  12. Stephen - Robot Daniels
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    My theory of the week, Leicester will double mark Lukaku to protect Vardys record. Kone to get the Everton points this week.

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      I don't think they will play any differently because of a record.

  13. Tabasco
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Bench one:

    Coutinho (wat)
    Sterling (ars)
    Mahrez (eve)
    Ozil (MCI)
    Bolasie (stk)
    Vardy (eve)
    Kane (sou)

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling.

      58 mins then subbed. 1 point incoming.

      1. Tabasco
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Could easily be right

    2. Captain Vantastic™
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling.

    3. Jayss
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling imo

    4. nzfigo
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      bolasie

  14. Grounderz
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    What is the news on Firmino?

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      He's still crap

      1. Jax
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        This.

      2. Grounderz
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Which is why I am looking to offload him.

    2. amol
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      starting

    3. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      But being serious, not sure. My guess is he'll play, and rumoured lineup seems to have him in according to some guy on the last post

      1. Grounderz
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks Demi. He's been one of the worst transfer this season.

  15. KANEGAROO
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    All I want STK vs PALACE 0:0 and WAT vs LIV 0:0

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      not gonna happen but good luck 🙂

  16. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    DDG (Elliott)
    Toby, Cresswell, Evans (Moreno, Simpson)
    KDB, Mahrez (C), Ozil, Coutinho (Defaileu)
    Vardy, Lukaku, Kane

    1.5 ITB. 2FT. What do I waste my FT on? Don't feel I have any weak links atm.

  17. NATSTER
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    I put Hazard back to bench and start these seven.

    Mahrez - Barkley - Ozil - KDB
    Vardy - Lukaku - Kane

    Would you start Hazard ?

    1. Sizo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      I would start Hazard and bench Barkley or KDB.

  18. Rinseboy
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Damn...who would you bench from

    Ramsey Ozil silva Mahrez Barkley
    Lukaku Kane Ighalo?

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Ighalo

  19. Thomas Magnum
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Probably sterling

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Lol reply fail

  20. Judas
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Ahh so Mark is also benching KDB. Me too!

    1. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      for a MNF game? I wouldn't.

  21. super zlatan
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    I'm here lads if anyone needs help with their team.

    Cheers.

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      My comment at the top please

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Done

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers

    2. Rinseboy
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Yes please benching dilemma:

      Ramsey Ozil Mahrez silva Barkley
      Lukaku Kane Ighalo??

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Crikey. That's tough. Possibly Barkley and hide behind the sofa.

    3. amol
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Butland (Myhill)
      Moreno Smalling Evans (Kolarov Bertrand)
      Mahrez(C) Firmino Coutinho Ozil (Kdb)
      Vardy Lukaku Kane

      🙂

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        Play KDB over firmino.

        Nice team

        1. amol
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 4 months ago

          cheers mate

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      I'm grand cheers zlat

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 4 months ago

        😉

  22. Le Blues
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    When is the deadline?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Just under an hour

    2. Jax
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      when do you think

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      January 31st

    4. Eden Azzzar
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      52 mins

  23. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Is captaining mane too risky?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      I think so.

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Very

    3. Spatburgunder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Think owning him is enough. I'm on mahrez cap, still undecided on whether to start haz. Transfer him or just save my transfer

    4. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Playing him is risky enough.

  24. manu4life99
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Bench one:

    A) KDB
    B) Mane
    C) ighalo
    D) Barkley

    1. Jayss
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      B/D imo

  25. Costa's Counsellor
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Play Butland over Myhill if I have Dawson, right?

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      yes

  26. Pedram
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Nice preamble Mark

  27. Captain Vantastic™
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    And with that Mark's bench there goes our scoutcast for next week!!

  28. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Any help welcome
    What three defenders
    Kolarov, Delaney, Francis, rose, VVD

  29. Turbodog
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Bench Kane , Bark or KDB??

  30. HP.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 4 months ago

    Mane to Wijanldum

    Yes or no??? Can't decide.

    1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 4 months ago

      Yes.