Dugout Discussion

Dugout Discussion – Germany vs Italy

The third quarter-final of Euro 2016 gets underway at 8pm this evening as Germany and Italy go head-to-head in Bordeaux.

Having won three and drawn one of their four fixtures, Joachim Low’s side are the favourites for tonight’s encounter and warmed up for this one with a 3-0 hammering of Slovakia last time out.

Delving into the data, Germany certainly carry the greatest threat. The World Champions lead their opponents for attempts on goal by a massive 83 to 36, though have scored just one more time than Antonio Conte’s troops and netted a mere 7.2% of their scoring opportunities. Italy, on the other hand, have been far less wasteful and boast a 13.9% conversion rat,e which is the third highest in the tournament.

At the back, both sides have been hugely impressive. Indeed, Germany are the only side yet to concede and have allowed their opponents a mere seven shots inside the penalty box so far.

The Azzurri, though, have been breached on just one occasion – a 1-0 loss to the Republic of Ireland where Conte made eight changes to his XI.

Having sent defending champions Spain crashing out in the previous round, a buoyant Italy are more than capable of causing another upset and clinching a place in the last four alongside Portugal and Wales.

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  1. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    I like Insigne, hope he wins it

  2. RᴀᴄɪɴɢTᴏᴀᴅ
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Nice Draxler.

  3. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Draxler u knob jockey

  4. George Sillett
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Tosspenguins unite.

  5. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    If someone came on in the 60th minute and played all the way through to penalties. Would they get a second appearance point?

    1. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I was just wondering this too.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Draxler was on too late. I just checked but in principle I would be interested

      2. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Ziro, my minions are working for me as we speak 😉 🙂

        1. Zasa
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          *gasps* Where did they touch you?

        2. Ziro
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Sometimes I can't make out if the other you logged into your account.

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            *accounts

          2. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Worry no more, it's all me 🙂

    2. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      How was the celebratory meal cheese ? Was that the topic of discussion while you were celebrating ? Lol.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        It was really good. It is a cracking Indian restaurant.

        We just felt we deserved a night out after all the IVF stuff pressure

        1. George Sillett
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          You did and it is such exciting times but I hope she appreciates the 60 mins conundrums

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            I don't think she appreciates the fantasy football conversations at the best of times.

    3. VS10_
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Extra time counts and if you click players it shows 120 minutes played, so would definitely get 2p.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Good that seems fair. But someone who plays 120 minutes wouldn't get an additional appearance point? It feels to me as if they should

  6. ★Kuntheman★
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    You get a YC! You get a YC! Everyone gets a YC!

    1. Fergies fledgling
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      He's on commission clearly

  7. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Why to footballers feel pain in the face if anyone touches their chest or neck? 😕

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      As a former Sunday league player I'll have you know that any injury you get on a football pitch cuts off your blood circulation to your face, hence the face grabbing.

    2. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Financially rewarding.

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      People get booked or sent off for the latter

    4. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      The brain is inside the face.

    5. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      If I hit my thumb with a hammer I expect I would grimace on my face

  8. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    That ref is completely incompetent

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Is that the one where you can't get erections?

  9. ★Kuntheman★
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    So I was chatting with my American mate and telling him about how penalties work and he raised an interesting idea (this was in relation to the Argentina vs Chile final). He said "There's no more games after the final right? So couldn't some players on the team intentionally get red cards so that the better penalty takers from the beginning get rotated back to take another one quicker?" And my first instinct was "What?!" but then somehow that started sounding semi-logical...

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Is that how it works in a shootout?

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        After 11 kickers it rotates back to the beginning.

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Aye I mean when a team has 1 less. Do the same rules apply? I tried to find out a while back but couldn't find an answer.

          1. ★Kuntheman★
            • 8 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Oyston Out seems to have an explanation below

      2. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Not in America, initially only one of them has a gun

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          You know this country too well. 🙂

    2. Tommytour
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Banned from qualifiers etc, but logic is there

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Weird logic, right? 🙂

    3. VS10_
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      They have qualifiers.

    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Would suck for the next few international games being banned for 3 games

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Don't think you'd care too much if you won a final

    5. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Genius! 😆

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Oddly...yes

    6. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Unless you concede before the end of the match because you have no defence left.

      Plus how often do penalties go beyond 6 or 7 players?

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        The second reason was what I explained to him. I said it probably wouldn't be worth the sacrifice of three or so players.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Plus you would be suspended for the beginning of qualifying for the next tournament

          And it puts more pressure on a small group of players.

    7. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Stopped reading after "my American mate"

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Don't blame you 🙂

    8. Tangerine Army XI
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      If a team has 10 men, the team with 11 have to nominate a player who won't take one

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Is that how it works?

        1. Tangerine Army XI
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Yep. Pretty sure I've heard this before

      2. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah, this was what I was thinking.

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Ah. Well, American stupidity at its finest. 😉

          1. Zasa
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 10 months ago

            Not as stupid as voting for Leave though 😉

            1. ★Kuntheman★
              • 8 Years
              7 years, 10 months ago

              🙂

    9. Ziro
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      But 'when' would they get the cards? Getting them too early increases the risk of conceding. Tough to get 2-3 RCs in the last second of injury time.

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Just start a last minute brawl 🙂

        Or pull a Kieron Dyer-Lee Bowyer hahaha

  10. ★Kuntheman★
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Trying to sub on Zaza before pens. Would be interesting if he ended up missing haha

  11. Ziro
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Özil is just sooo good with the ball. I don't care about the goal, just watching him pass the ball with such unerring accuracy gives me goosebumps.

    1. AlCapwnUK
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      him and Kroos have been a cut above

    2. George Sillett
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      And the ladies ?

      1. Ziro
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Passing balls with accuracy? Never had a menage-a-trois yet.

        1. George Sillett
          • 8 Years
          7 years, 10 months ago

          Accuracy counts.

  12. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Zaza came on to miss a peno

  13. Zasa
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Boateng auditioning for the Olympics I see, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmY5EJ7XgAAt_SI.jpg

  14. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    There is a delay on my feed of this match penalties lose some excitement on here

  15. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Germany haven't missed a penalty since 1982

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Sounds better than saying they have scored their last 26.

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        Hahaha yes!

    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Ozil missed one this week 😀

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 10 months ago

        I think this fact is for penalty shootouts

  16. EmreCan Hustle
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Worried about Ozil taking a penalty.

  17. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    What time is the 10 0'Clock news on at?

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Directly after the match

  18. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Muller will miss a peno

  19. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Kroos missile

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      Germany in Kroos control

    2. Back on the horse
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      yeah probs

  20. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    HAHA

  21. VS10_
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Zaza, what a stupid run up.

  22. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Nice footwork 😀

  23. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Zaza with a stupid run and a miss penalty!!!

  24. ★Kuntheman★
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Called it hahaha what is that run up?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 10 months ago

      I think he is giving Boateng competition with the Ballet!

  25. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Lols

    Brought on for that 🙂

  26. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Wow!

  27. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Nothing more satisying than seeing a stuttering run up fail

    Should be banned from taking penalties like that

  28. Jacket Potato
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Zaza, LOL!

  29. AlCapwnUK
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    everyone called it

  30. La Roja
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 10 months ago

    Called it