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Captain Sensible – Gameweek 18

Our usual pre-Gameweek members’ article arrives this Saturday evening, giving you ample time to assess matters ahead of Monday’s 11.30am Boxing Day deadline.

To get underway, we take a look at the main Captain Poll contenders, then examine the Opta numbers and Rate My Team rankings before highlighting a differential or two to help advise on your armband dilemma.

Captain Poll

Zlatan Ibrahimovic is the runaway leader in this week’s Captain Poll as Manchester United prepare to entertain Sunderland.

Over 46% of voters have opted for the veteran, who has netted seven times in his last six league outings and faces a defence that has yet to record a single clean sheet on their travels.

Alexis Sanchez (21%) leads the chasing pack for Arsenal’s home match against West Brom.

The Chilean has produced points in each of the last five rounds of fixtures, cementing his place as the top scoring player in Fantasy Premier League.

Given that the Gunners are up against Baggies backline with just a single shutout in the last 14 Gameweeks, Theo Walcott – who has netted six of his eight goals at home – looks a very tempting differential, with a mere 1% backing in our poll.

With just one goal in his last five appearances, Eden Hazard earns only 11% of the votes for Chelsea’s home clash with Bournemouth.

His Stamford Bridge team-mate Michy Batshuayi (1%) could be another differential candidate: it’s far from certain that he’ll be leading the Chelsea attack in Diego Costa’s absence but, if he starts, he’ll surely be a factor against the Cherries.

Manchester City’s Kevin De Bruyne is again another overlooked option, with under 2% backing for a trip to a Hull City side that’s yet to keep a clean sheet in front of their own fans.

Back-to-back assists against Watford and Arsenal took the Belgian’s tally to 11 for 2016/17, already surpassing last season’s total. Yet, with a mere two goals to his name – his last back in Gameweek 5 – De Bruyne has been far from explosive in recent months.

Sadio Mane earns just 1% of the votes as Liverpool welcome Stoke City to Anfield.

Now just one point behind Hazard in the Fantasy Premier League standings, the Senegal international has produced returns in six of his seven home appearances and welcomes the Potters in fine form, with two goals and four assists in his last five Gameweeks.

The likes of Troy Deeney and Christian Benteke could emerge as mid-price alternatives as Watford and Palace’s porous defences go head-to-head at Vicarage Road.

Faith in Spurs pair Harry Kane and Christian Eriksen has plummeted in light of the weekend blank at home to Burnley.

Both sit around the 1% mark as they travel to a Southampton outfit that have conceded just five goals at St Mary’s, with Claude Puel’s men serving up a clean sheet in each of their last three home outings.

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  1. Syd.
    • 14 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    What all is Santa bringing you miserable lot 🙂 🙂

    Ho Ho Ho

    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Wife is upstairs wrapping my present at the moment
      I have ruled out a new speedboat

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        I girl in my office one got a life jacket as a birthday present. It was a rouse as her husband had bought her a boat

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          You're a girl in your office?

          1. Syd.
            • 14 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            Yip can't beat a bit of cross dressing

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              Well, if that gets you a boat...

            2. Tansey
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              Whatever floats your boat

    2. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      New footie boots and a nice jacket which I may or may not have already opened

    3. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      You saying you got three ho's from him? Lucky lad.

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        A new radio actually

    4. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Another Amazon Firestick...I'll have one on every telly soon.

  2. F4L
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Looking for a differential captain choice, would u captain:

    A - Siggy
    B - Benteke
    C - Walcott?

    1. Kiwivillan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I - Bra

      1. F4L
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        own him, Haz and Sanchez. Just bored of capping the same players as my mini-league rivals

    2. Sweetboi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A

    4. The Overthinker
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A or c
      My captain and vice captain respectively

    5. CBC
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      A -Siggy

    6. Pazdannavaro
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      B

  3. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    has anyne ever seen normal size versions of mini cheddars

    1. Sweetboi
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Cheddars? Yep.

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      They are mourish

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      They come in normal biscuit packets rather than like crisps.

      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Still about. I have vague memory from a while ago

      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Or a box called Ritz Crackers

    4. afcblegend
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I can't answer that question but what I will say is that festive cheez-its have become my savoury snack of choice ahead of mini cheddars and dare I say it, ritz

    5. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah, next to the Jacobs Crackers in the supermarket.

      ...not for me personally, dunno what they taste of, but it ain't cheddar...maybe toe-cheese

      1. Funkyav
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Mmmmmm cheese

  4. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Father Ted Xmas special on now, never gets old 😀

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Arse

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Absolute classic

    3. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Love it 🙂

    4. The 12th Man
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      "It's the biggest lingerie section in Ireland. I understand."

    5. Partick Bateman
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Need to get a copy of "Understanding [Fantasy] Football for Women" for my wife.

  5. Camp No No
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    You think Rondon will rise before the deadline? Still two chances, probably not tonight, but it will be close tomorrow.

  6. I AM GROOT!!!
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Jaku Grant
    Amat Alonso Darmian Brunt Kingsley
    Hazard Sanchez KDB Phillips DeRoon
    Kane Ibra Diomande

    Got 0.3 ITB. Diomande --> Anichebe? Good move ?

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Nah...bank the transfer. Sideways move to shuffle bench fodder.

      Diomande more likely to score against City than Anichebe at United

  7. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Vertonghen and Kane to Jones and Ibra ?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Boy you've missed the boat on that one. Will cost you 0.5 more than 6 days ago

  8. Numb
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    No one can accuse Big Fat Sam of just jumping onto the first PL job that becomes available.

    1. Camp No No
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Well, you don't know if he would have accepted the Swans job had Bradley got sacked first.

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        From England manager to Palace seems a big drop though, you thought he might have bided his time for a bigger job

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Not sure. Almost any club job above Palace in PL is bigger than England NT manager.

          And I can't see many of them hiring BFS.

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      He's only in it for the money

      1. Ferris Bueller
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        This - if the pay's right the role is right for BFS

  9. OptimusBlack
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    If you won't C IBRA who would be your C ?

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Haz or Sanchez

      1. Numb
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Hazard? He's been in pretty poor form hasn't he?

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Yes so he's due 😀

          1. fedolefan
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            Firmino vice captain?

    2. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Sanchez

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        ...also Sanchez record is better awaye from home but maybe he is due ato home.

    3. CBC
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Siggy

    4. LEFT-FIELD
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Mane

  10. Epic Fail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Is a Jaffa Cake a cake or a biscuit?

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      There was actually a court case about that in the UK

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Lawyers know nothing.

    2. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Tax man says cake, cos there's VAT on biscuits

    3. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      If it was called a Jaffa Biscuit would you be asking the same question

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Nope. It's definitely a biscuit. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a damn fool and should quit FPL.

        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Personally I love the dam things. Once you start you can't stop

          1. Business Cat
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            Hard you ever done a yard of Jaffa Cakes? (those long boxes they sell this time of year)

            1. Business Cat
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              Have...thanks autocorrect 🙁

            2. Syd.
              • 14 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              No but I've done a double pack

    4. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I'd go with biscuit because I usually end up eating a whole packet of them

      But by definition it's probably more of a mini cake

    5. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Cake.

      1) It's in the name.

      2) When cakes go off, they harden, like a Jaffa cake. When biscuits go off, they go soft, unlike Jaffa cakes.

      1. CBC
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Great explanation!

        1. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Difficult to argue against 😉

      2. Heavy Data
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        I was just about to write exactly what you said Somalion. So yeah. ^^This

  11. Darth_Newdar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Just read this article, it makes Hazard (c) sound like a bad choice, is that really the case? Is the general consensus that he should play further forward in Costa's absence?

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Isn't this exactly the sort of situation they bought Batshite for?

      1. Darth_Newdar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Presumably he will start, but Hazard should be more influential in Chelsea's attacking play (in theory).

    2. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      You've just broken rule 22a in FFS

      1. Darth_Newdar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Sorry

        1. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Reported.

        2. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Not allowed to read articles on Christmas Eve

  12. Ravager
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Foster (Japu)
    Walker Cedric Alonso (Amat Nyom)
    Sanchez Eriksen Siggy Allen (Fletcher)
    Kane Origi Ibra (c)

    2.2 ITB

    Any suggestions for a hit? Or leave as is?

  13. The 12th Man
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Kane > Benteke for -4?

    1. Darth_Newdar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Surely not worth -4.

    2. F4L
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I did it just out of pure rage

  14. Holy See
    • 13 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Happy Christmas you lot! Drink sensibly. ish.

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I've only got one mouth

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Have a good one matey 😀

      1. Holy See
        • 13 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Gotta build a kitchen at 11. After downing this bottle of bordeaux. There may be some swearing! Hope all's well!

        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Shouldn't be a problem building a kitchen for the Holy one being a carpenter and all

          1. Holy See
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            If I stop turning this water into wine, I should be ok

            1. Optimus.
              • 13 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              😀

  15. Lav
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Evening lads, havent posted in a week hows the team? Took another -4 this week...

    Pickford
    Alonso Holebas Friend
    Sanchez Hazard Eriksen Zaha Capoue
    Ibra(c) Anichebe

    Bench: Foster Cedric Costa Ake

  16. fedolefan
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Just curious, why are the scout picks playing Gabriel over Siggy and rolling out a 4-3-3?

    1. william prunier
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Value bruv

      1. fedolefan
        • 9 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        The starting 11 has to be 83m and the subs exceed that?

  17. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Just a little heads up for anybody looking for a new broadband package.

    Due to getting a firestick on the advice of Somalion I decided I no longer needed my rubbish Virgin media package so I rang them up to ditch it.

    I ended up with a much better TV package, an increase of broadband up to 50 meg (and I get the 50 meg), plus a TiVo box and all for 28 quid LESS a month.

    Sounds like now is a good time to be negotiating.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Yeah always tell them you're leaving. When they offer you something, turn it down. Keep turning it down until they say they can't do anything else for you. Then have a sudden U-turn.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        I've been with them for ten years. They should be coming to me really with the better deal for loyalty...not the other way around.

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Aye they should do, but it's rare it happens. That's why I'm glad I rinsed Virgin.

          II used to work for them, but after I left, I still got my free staff package where you get absolutely everything, and they didn't realise until 8 years later. 😀

          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            That TiVo box is quite a nifty little box isn't it.

    2. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Did I recommend that? Might have been sauced at the time 😛

      Fair play Wakey, my Mam is brilliant with that sort of thing. Every year the Sky bills reduce while they add more channels to the package, dunno how they even make money from our house.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Yes you did. The firestick is a brilliant little device.

        1. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          That it is, I just can't remember that for the life of me. Glad you've enjoyed it, it's very nifty!

          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            I'll have two by tomorrow night and I bought one for my son for his birthday. ..and my other son will get one for his birthday in Jan.

            That'll be all our TV's covered.

  18. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Of those top (c) picks which one, of any, is on TV on Boxing Day?

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Damn...yeah I remembered just as I wrote it. It was one of the reasons for my Silva punt.

        Poor pick really but has a chance of something good this week.

  19. kalmoffit
    • 10 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    KDB (c)

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      If I owned him I would consider it

      1. kalmoffit
        • 10 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Had it on Sanchez. But West Brom have only conceded eight times on the road. Only Liverpool have put more than one past them.

        1. Syd.
          • 14 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          They've conceded plenty at home. City put 4 past them

          1. kalmoffit
            • 10 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            They have to entertain their fans

  20. Ronnies
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Is doubling up at the back with Man u too risky ?

    Current defence ...

    alonso - valencia - williams - friend - amat

    Thinking of doing williams > jones ..

    Thoughts please guys ?

    Tnks

  21. Partick Bateman
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    So Walcott, the last time he started a Premier League game against WBA at home he scored a hat-trick? That right?

    If so, how much would/should that affect your decision to get him in for a hit?

    1. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      It could slightly affect my decision if I thought this was recently. But it's Theo Walcott so this could have been ten years ago.

      1. Partick Bateman
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        2 seasons ago, last season he came on as a late sub for Sanchez.

        Think Wild Rover may have even captained him for that game.

        It's the more I drink, the more I like it kind of decision!

        1. kalmoffit
          • 10 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Stop drinking, it's crazy.

    2. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      It won't. He's a great player and a great pick but I have so many other faves.

      1. Partick Bateman
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Would mean 11 at home this week and the next, but losing Eriksen.

        Just think Sot v Tot could end 0-0.

  22. Vatroslav
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Big Sam appointed as Crystal Palace manager

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Next you will be telling us it's Christmas tomorrow

    2. Hooky
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I think you need to get your broadband speed checked

    3. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Cave paintings from troglodytes?

    4. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      ...Steve Parish no longer on Alan Pardew's christmas card list

    5. FPL Footy Show Pod
      • 7 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Shearer becomes all time leading PL scorer

  23. Hooky
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Who else is getting Siggy(c) with it this week?

    1. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      o/

      1. Hooky
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Good man. Was feeling lonely 🙂

        1. Business Cat
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          I've been evangelising Siggy over Ibra all night 🙂

    2. Samurai Blue
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      I am 🙂

      1. Hooky
        • 8 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        And then there were 3 🙂

  24. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    It's Christmas tomorrow.

    1. Hooky
      • 8 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      It's Boxing day in Oz tomorrow

    2. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Nah, it's Boxing Day tomorrow

  25. roghippo
    • 9 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Am I the only 1 captaining KDB?

    1. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      No there's me

    2. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Looks like it....but then again not many of us have given ourselves the option.

      Good pick.

  26. okan58
    • 8 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    0 FT:
    Bank: 0.3

    Heaton
    Walker - Cedric - Amat
    Sanchez - Eriksen - Walcott - Capoue - Sigurdsson
    Ibrahimovic (c) - Origi
    Subs: Pickford, Pieters, Evans and Costa.

    What do you think of my team?

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      All pre written

      Torres Magic gets to push the button and post the first comment

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Reply fail to FPL virgin

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        I did not know that. Here's me thinking he was working 7 days a week.

  27. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Does the J-Man have the day off tomoz or will there be a hot topic?

    1. A.T
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Hopefully he'll have a day off. If you want to write one I'll sticky it for you tomorrow.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        I was surprised we didn't get a Crystal Palace / Big Sam one today.

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Okay, thanks! 🙂

        "How do you plan to get the maximum amount of points over the next 3 GWs?"

        1. A.T
          • 13 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Bit vague that. Can you expand on it a bit? Try and make it current to what's happening and at the same time, interesting and informative?

          1. A.T
            • 13 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            You can see why I don't do hot topics 🙂
            I'll leave it with you. Post it in the morning and I'll HT it.

          2. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            Well, the next 3 games are coming thick and fast with hardly any time in between to take Stock. Southampton, for example, have just 3 days rest between 3 fixtures. What we do over the next 7 days or so could really Shift OR one way or another and it could define our seasons. I'm curious as to how people are planning to get the maximum points possible out of the next 3.

            1. Fitzy.
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              Make sure you have a decent bench and try to pick the right captain? Not too complicated.

              1. FPL Virgin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 7 Years
                7 years, 2 months ago

                Merry Christmas, Fitzy.

                1. Fitzy.
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  7 years, 2 months ago

                  Thanks 🙂 All the best to you too...

                  1. FPL Virgin
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 7 Years
                    7 years, 2 months ago

                    🙂

                    May the old FPL Gods and the new FPL Gods smile on you on Boxing Day.

  28. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    On hols in Spain....Just came on before WiFi does to say merry Xmas all...Have a great day

    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      You too. Have a good one 🙂

    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Well jealous, the rain is coming down here hard horizontally inthis wind.. Have a good one CS 🙂

  29. EmreCan Hustle
    • 11 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    Hazard seems like the perfect combination of fixture and differential as a captain pick.

    But I suppose Ibra's dominance in the polls means a haul could really hurt the rankings.

    This is a week to play it safe right?

    1. kalmoffit
      • 10 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Bournemouth are a whole lot better than Sunderland

  30. FPL Virgin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    7 years, 2 months ago

    If your bored, Gentlemen, and want to kill 2 hours: Bone Tomahawk on Netflix.

    Superb film.

    Also contains the best death scene of the last 10 years.

    1. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Watching "Lady in the van" with the Missus. Not my cup of tea really.

      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Divorce?

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Ditto. Don't you get grief from being on FFS all the time?

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      Who is Tomahawk and why should I do that to him?

      1. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        😆

      2. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        TM has deleted comments for far less 😉

    3. Zasa
      • 9 Years
      7 years, 2 months ago

      That upside down scene, crikey.

      1. FPL Virgin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 7 Years
        7 years, 2 months ago

        Exactly. The first time since I was a boy I had to look away from the screen when watching a film.

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          Your still not classed as an adult at 12 fplvirgin

        2. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          7 years, 2 months ago

          What about when you see a topless woman would you not cover your eyes?

          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            Tony I need some agony advice

          2. FPL Virgin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 7 Years
            7 years, 2 months ago

            This is a family friendly forum. This can't lead anywhere good.

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              7 years, 2 months ago

              It leads to Nirvana

              1. FPL Virgin
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 7 Years
                7 years, 2 months ago

                And a Leonard Cohen afterworld?