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The ScoutCast – Episode 69 – Bye Bye Baby

With a stork delivery just around the corner, I drag Mark, nappies and all, into the studio for one more ScoutCast before the little time thief bundle arrives.

Keeping my distance, despite getting over the worst of my stinker that had me bed-ridden last week, I find time to lament my latest “miffed”, torment Mark about his belated sale of Victor Moses and gloat just a little about closing the mini-league gap via Clint Dempsey’s haul.

The regulars are all present and partially correct, delivered in husky tones, fuelled by Lemsip. Other cold cures are available. Other chaotic Fantasy Football podcasts aren’t.

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  1. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone here getting Ba for GW23?

    If he's confirmed fit to play then I'll need to use 2 FT to get him in since I'll have 4 Newcastle players

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      not sure he will play midweek. if it looks as if he is playing on weekend i am going to get him on WC

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    2. McDog
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      If Rooney is confirmed out,and Ba confirmed fit, then i'll do Rooney > Ba

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      1. AP
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        Rooney is 99% out of the Stoke game apparently. Didn't train all week, they say he's even a doubt for the Chelsea game.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Well, he better bloody well be fit for GW 28.

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        2. McDog
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          Not surprised. Ars*nal tore into him last week.

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          1. AP
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            Indeed, and Nani. B*stards. Our injury list has been and continues to be pretty ridiculous. If SAF manages to win anything this season (unlikely) it'll be his greatest achievement imo.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              Agree. Pretty good work already.

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            2. McDog
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              Yeah I can't see it to be honest. City are just too strong. They'll win the league. And I don't see Fergie taking the Europa league seriously.

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                Look at the respective run-ins before you give up ...

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                1. AP
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                  Yup, after the next month if the injuries don't improve drastically i think we'll be about 6-9 points behind. It all comes down to whether City have the mentality to maintain their lead through march/april/may. Fergie will be turning the screw every week too.

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    3. Hate that rotation
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Not until I see Cisse and Ba together on the pitch. One will have to accomodate the other.

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    4. Screaming Midget
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      I think it depends a lot on where you in your mini leagues.

      If you're top there's no need to panic.. wait a GW or 2 and then come in for him.

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  2. Screaming Midget
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    Spurs' Team Card Revealed.........lol

    http://i40.tinypic.com/334stwy.jpg

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    1. McDog
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah this has been going for 3 days now...

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    2. Screaming Midget
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      So? It's the first I've seen it.

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  3. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    26 qualified for the 20% League & 59 for the the Millionaire Club.
    Plenty qualified for both but not entered for both yet.
    Scores needed can be found in the link below.

    http://www.torresmagic.webs.com/qualificationscores.htm

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  4. Bsal
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    2 fts

    ramires-dempsey
    rooney-dzeko

    looks good?

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    1. CatMac
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Looks fine to me, I'm probably going to do the Rooney to Dzeko one if Rooney's out this GW.

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  5. the axolotl
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    Footage of Utd's young Spanish 'keeper as a young lad

    http://www.4gp.tw/baf/132776124897.gif

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  6. Crouch Potato!
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    Gyan goal, remember him.

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    1. HVT
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Nani > ferguson worth a punt ?

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  7. Kagawa-san-mia
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    asamoah gyan

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  8. CatMac
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    Doos, you there? Your captain has just been yellow carded!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      I know. 🙁

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    2. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Leave the guy alone.

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    3. megatronaldinho
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      what up my fellow Happy leaguers

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  9. Holy See
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    Juventus score. Now, what the 'kin 'ell are they wearing?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Pyjamas.

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    2. drughi
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      real men wear pink

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  10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    C'mon, Mali! 🙂

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    1. Elwood
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      Damn too slow!

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        That may now be the twentieth time ... 😉

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        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          54th more like

          wasnt even funny the 1st

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        2. McDog
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          20,000th time more like...

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          1. SPorting
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 3 months ago

            i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate.

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  12. megatronaldinho
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    sold ayew. kept muntari. silly

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    1. Lovzat
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Indeed

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  13. Optimus.
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    gyan stinking up my bench

    half points ill take it

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    1. CatMac
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Me too, although I wish I'd played him over Ba and his 2 points.

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  14. Bendy Busdriver
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    Commentator on German Tv just said that Ballack micght go to Manu.
    true story

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    1. SPorting
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      true that Ballack might go to MUN or true that the German commentator said it?

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      1. Bendy Busdriver
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        he said it:truth

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    2. Hate that rotation
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      First lampard, then ballack.. whos next shevchenko?

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        joe cole? damien duff? robert huth?

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      2. Mulder
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        I heard Zola has been spotted in Manchester

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    3. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Its a load of Ballacks, ignore.

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  15. Screaming Midget
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    FPL takes up a lot of my time as it is... for those who do the ACON as well, must have very understanding girlfriends!

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    1. Hate that rotation
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Who said we have girlfriends? 🙂

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    2. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Girlfriend, I knew there was something,

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  16. Syd.
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    Escape to victory is on itv4 now.. i personally think that sylvester stallone is probably a better keeper than David de Gea

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    1. SPorting
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      even with one broken arm.

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    2. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      come to think of it, Jackie Stallone is probably a better keeper.

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    3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      somebody made this joke when the other day

      was it you syd?

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      1. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        well, Escape To Victory is on quite often.....

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      2. Syd.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        Could have been... lol

        Well done today Daniel...

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        1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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          did you see how racist we were?

          thanks, i take full credit

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          1. Syd.
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            Yeah.. lol.. can't wait until suarez goes to old trafford and gets a standing ovation..

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            1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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              me neither

              it'll be amazing

              how many non white or non south american people will be in that stadium?

              he'll take them all on

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            2. AP
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              12 years, 3 months ago

              Suarez deserves a booing, well more actually, strung up by his testicles would be more apt, because he actually did something wrong. Funny how many people still are struggling with this.

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              1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                funny how people struggle with the fact that we're not all racist

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                1. AP
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                  Yet we're all bad losers. Irony alert.

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                  1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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                    yeah, that's really comparable

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              2. Syd.
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                Football is tribal these things will always happen...

                Ive never liked either of them for different reasons....

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                1. Hate that rotation
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                  12 years, 3 months ago

                  But when do morals come in. Evra didnt get Suarez banned. Suarez got himself banned, yet the pool fans booed evra. Evra was the victim and he gets booed while the offender gets cheered.

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                  1. AP
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                    Don't rationalise with these people, it's pointless.

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                  2. Syd.
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                    Alot of Chelsea fans are whole heartly behind JT... Will be interesting to see if their attitudes change next week.. Up until now they have been greeting him like some kind of hero...

                    As i said football is tribal....

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    4. Captain Robert Hatch
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      Easy.

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  17. Manani
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    who to bench this week?? on WC, so can do transfer to change.

    dempsey sess silva valencia bale
    dzeko rvp zamora

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  18. Jonah Takalua
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Liverpool 2 scum 1

    liverpool go through to the next round

    man u eggs now all in europa league, surely?

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    1. Elwood
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Premier League - I think they're still in that.

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    2. SPorting
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      another gutter dweller, i see.

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      1. AP
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        😀

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        1. SPorting
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          12 years, 3 months ago

          not talking about the team he supports, just the language he chooses to use.

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          1. AP
            • 14 Years
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            I'll downgrade to just a normal smiley face then.

            🙂

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    3. Holy See
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      You Takalua rubbish!

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    4. applebonkers
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      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      a liverpool fan making a europa league joke? really?

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        fans like this don't help my point when i'm trying to drag us out of the mud that people like to sling at us

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        1. applebonkers
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          • 14 Years
          12 years, 3 months ago

          you've got daniel agger. case closed, go liverpool!

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          1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
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            i'm not with you

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    5. Crouch Potato!
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      You worked out that Liverpool go through to next round from using the score, clever little fellow.

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  19. Hate that rotation
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Even the transfer rumours are dire. What could possibly happen between now and the 1st Feb?

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    1. Syd.
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      Yeah.. Not much happening...

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    2. Bendy Busdriver
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      maybe chamakk to lille or something exciting

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  20. Hazardous Liege '76
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    What are the chances of Rooney playing Stoke?!

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    1. Kuqi Monster
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      very slim I think

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      1. Crouch Potato!
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        12 years, 3 months ago

        Rooney ain't slim.

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  21. Screaming Midget
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    I'm behind the times today but anybody know an update on the rumour of Tevez to West Ham?

    Any source to convince me it's all ballsmacks?

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    1. Syd.
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Completely 100% True... NOT.. Just the usual shite on twatter....

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  22. COMH
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Who to pick for my 5th and final defender. Onouha, Taiwo, Brown, Rangel or Caulker?

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    1. Kuqi Monster
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      I'm taking a punt on Taiwo

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      1. kennethrhcp
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 3 months ago

        +1

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  23. halnone
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    off to play some skyrim now.

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  24. Kuqi Monster
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    see a lot of people planning on playing 3-4-3 but having a midfield of:

    dempsey sess silva valencia bale

    with sess and valencia having poor fixtures coming up and having the headache of getting the right bench choice, I really don't understand it - am I missing something?!

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  25. applebonkers
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    • 14 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    gyan makes up for his non assist scandal last week in style

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    1. AP
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      Your commitment to yet another form of fantasy football really is commendable.

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  26. 42 Rules
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    So Rooney out..hmmmmm

    Do I:
    1) Change striker i.e. rooney out - I have Augero and Abonglahour and play 343 or
    2) Change midfielder - I have Barfa/Bale/Silva/Sess/Vaughan

    3.0 in the bank

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  27. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 3 months ago

    Premier league - Man City
    Champions league - Barcelona
    Fa Cup - Chelsea/Liverpool
    Carling Cup - Liverpool
    Europa League - Man Utd/City

    Your turn.

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    1. Syd.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 3 months ago

      City
      Barcelona
      Spuds
      Liverpool
      dont care

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  28. FPL Daniel
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    Tevez in Arsenal on loan. What a rumor !!!

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    1. Screaming Midget
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      Or West Ham! :-p

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  29. GREENDREAMS11
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    anyone know the way to Southwark Crown Court ? ;P

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    1. Syd.
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      JT...

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 14 Years
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        🙂

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  30. dfroes
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    12 years, 3 months ago

    Nico Gaitan on tothenam... good player dont u think?

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    1. hvsauce
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      source?

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    2. patshaw
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      12 years, 3 months ago

      he is quite good!

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