The Weekend Team News

Atletico Madrid Press Conference ahead of the key ECL Group I game vs Udinese

JKisthe1 strolls in, beaming smile and all.

"Good afternoon Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for coming, let's have the first question please."

Marca - "JK we haven't seen you yet, where have you been?"

JK - "well I figured you guys would care more about those guys in white. But to answer your question, look at the table, I've been in the dugout rather skillfully guiding my team into a controlling position in the group. Now that I have done that I have time for more frivolous activities. Plus, like my friends over in Manchester, I frankly can only be arsed to turn up for games against big rivals."

Sky Italia "Do you think playing away will be a hindrance?"

JK - "Why should it, did you see Udinese last week? If you thought United were bad last night, then geez. He has taken a huge risk and sacrificed his home advantage to try and avert an injury crisis and mount a serious challenge. I am not worried, his Uruguayan boy couldn't hit a bovine rear end with a stringed instrument."

BBC - "Can you tell us a little bit about how you intend to line-up?"

JK - "Sure, why not I have replace a annoying English piece of crap in a defence shorn of it's best player with a Slovakian beast who will get a nice 180 minutes, whilst an Argentinian waster has made way for an English Ogre. My Aussie safe will take some unlocking, whilst mum's everywhere love a bit of Iceland, especially in Swansea."

Gazzetto - "Is there an opposition player that worries you"

JK - "Not overly, but there is some bloke in midfield who's supposed to be quite a holy fella, if he decides to make something of himself he could be a threat. But he hasn't managed it so far"

Goal - "Is there any truth to the rumour that you plan on signing Ryo speedwagon?"

JK - "Who?

Goal - He plays for Bolton"

JK - "Bolton?? Who the hell would buy one of their players, except maybe Mark Davies" Good grief, is it any wonder everyone thinks your shit."

JK - "Anything else?"

ESPN - "Do you have anything to say to your opponent this week, Mull"

JK - "That Italian bloke who has a Scouse twinge? Just this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDuNq-a5b4

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvUuo-U1-y8

Jk - "Thank you all for coming this afternoon"

What is a better combo ?

Pog - Bale - BAE

or

Suarez - Dempsey - Caulker

lost on page

Dempsey V Moses

Demps has only ever scored above a 2/3 once this season away. Moses on the other hand has 13, 7, 5,6

Who fancies a Demps double and assist then?

Balotelli (c), it's time for brave decisions!

Repost, lost on last page.
WC team:
Schwarzer (Mignolet)
Sagna/Skrtel/Evans (Caulker/Simpson)
Dempsey/Yaya/Surman/Silva (Siggy)
RVP/Rooney/Suarez

Wanted Valencia really instead of Yaya, but gonna have to wait one more week to get him. Also having a tough time deciding who to captain between the front 3. Any suggestions? Thanks!

For only the upcoming GW: Rooney or Suarez?

Anyone fancy Rosicky?

Kompany ➡ G.Johnson. Good idea or not ❓

Valencia -> Henderson for -4?

Given or Schwarzer for the rest of the season?

With ...........Evans - Caulker - Simpson.......... as my defence,
should I go for a -8 hit and bring a Liv defender for Kelly or Kompany or is it too much?

will holt play this weekend?

Planning on Silva to Nani next week
Worth doing it today for a 4 point hit?
Of worth doing silva to Adam, again for a hit, for this week only?

Siggy, Pilko or another midfielder under 6.8 million?

Will Rooney start on sunday?

mignolet home to pool or scwarzer away to villa
fulham poor on the road but in form easier fixture
pool cant shoot so many save points and possible cleanie for mig

Simpson > Carragher (-4)

Have to play McAuley if not...

I know he's a card magnet, 2nd choice until Agger is back and all that, but going to bin him for Kaboul/BAE (depends on my money situation) prior to GW31 anyways

Thoughts?

RMT

Vorm

Santon Enrique Senderos

Silva Surman Bale Etherington

Aguerro Suarez (c) Rooney

Mignolet (Krul)
Kelly Richards Evans (Caulker, Santon)
Silva Dempsey Bale Ryo (Siggy)
RVP Rooney Suarez

a) Who should get the armband?
b) Should Clint start ahead of Siggy?
c) Probably not worth a 4 point hit (8 in total for the week) to get a Liverpool defender in for Richards is it?

I know Kelly is out but thought I’d keep him in just in case there’a a miraculous recovery.

Who will get more points?

A) Drenthe
B) Reina

Light Night around ❓

Anyone convince me to

1. Play BA
2. Sell Walters for a 7.3m MF for a 4 point hit and whom!!!!?

Repost

Hi Everyone, i am on a WC and this is what i have come up with so far

(Vorm) Bogdan
Skrtel Enrique Evans (Simpson Shotton)
Bale McLean Dempsey YaYa Sigurdsson
Suarez(c) RVP Rooney

Should i replace siggy with Miyachi?

Do you think i should bring Denthre in for DGW

Simpson to Evans for a 4 point hit or play Simpson or Caulker??

Kompany to Enrique for a 4 point hit?

My other two defenders I could play instead of making this change are williamson and caulker

Sessegnon to Yaya for a 4 point hit?

Do SSNews really need to go live to Ibrox and Murray Park every hour to tell us the same chat about 75% wage cuts? Snooze.

Right, final decision to make..

Play Raylor or Senderos??

Raylor for his attacking threat obviously, but Senderos is up against a weak Villa, who are very susceptible to set pieces.

pity bolton and swansea dont rotate

For my WC:

The Bolton midfielder:

A:Mark Davies

B:Ryo Miyaichi

The WBA defender:

A:Liam Ridgewell

B:Jonas Olsson

Just answer like AA,AB,BB,BA 😛

On my WC. Need a 5th Midfielder, to play this week (as Valencia injured) and then for the bench going forwards:

Bale, Dempsey, Walcott, Valencia + ??

Thinking Miyaichi or McClean. Budget up to 6.4m.