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The Numbers Game – Goals Imminent?

Having highlighted Gareth Bale and Michu in the top five of our previous article ahead of their recent resurgence, we’re rolling out an updated version covering the last four Gameweeks.

Once again, we focus on those individuals who have offered the greatest goal threat without finding the net, in the hope that their respective displays are a sign of things to come.

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  1. Back to Back Ballacks
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Any link to Bales goals, were they good? seems to be alot of Sturridgelike Bale love around.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      101greatgoals.com

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        1. Back to Back Ballacks
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          • 13 Years
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          great goal by the kid.

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    2. Hazmat
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      Yes they were, two Ronaldoesque freekicks.

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    3. Optimus.
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      http://balls.ie/

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
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        • 13 Years
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        cheers lads, Put on your bullet proof kaks Optimus, I'm gunnning for you in Simpli cup 😉

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  2. Optimus.
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    cho yung ding dong...are you jed having manners? 😉

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Who's cho yung ding dong?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        your queer sister?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      WTF 😀

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    3. /
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      Is that you?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Who else do you think recorded it? 😐

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        1. Hazmat
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          You don't sound very Irish.

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        2. /
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          You don't sound how I imagine you'd sound.

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        3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          It sounds like Shaun Goater.

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          1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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            hahah

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        4. Chu Young Ping Pong
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          your gay partner ?

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            Oooooooooooooh

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          2. subzero
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            don't you dare scandalize him. he is impotent, not gay

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      2. Alan The Llama
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        It's either him or Hugo Agogo.

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    4. Demí
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      Excellent.

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    5. Captain Shirokov
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      Putting on that accent, I presume?

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  3. Optimus.
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    😀

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  4. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, shame on me.

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    1. /
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      Fool you quince?

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      1. CarlosKillface
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        Quince MD

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      Is this your bedroom?
      http://i.imgur.com/jPD8zPc.jpg

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        11 years, 2 months ago

        Nah, my room is much bigger.

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  5. /
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    Will we ever see a ball struck any sweeter than how Samuel Umtiti struck his goal earlier?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Yes.

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      1. /
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        When?

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    2. Alan The Llama
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      Yeah, when Kenwyne Jones did it. Or the next time someone does it.

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      1. Alan The Llama
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        Cameron Jerome even.

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        1. Hazmat
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          They all look alike.

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          1. Hazmat
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            Shitty Stoke players, I mean.

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            1. Epic Fail
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              I reported your post before this correction. Sorry.

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              1. Hazmat
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                I probably deserve it for the terrible attempt at humour anyway!

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  6. Optimus.
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    i wish my duet with myself regristered earlier 😀

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  7. KingBrenny
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    A) Lambert and Guthrie + 1.4 cash
    B) Fell and Pog + 0 cash

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    1. OShaughnessy
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      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      B as you have two players who'll play week in week out.

      (It's never a good idea to bring in a player who doesn't get a game every week... *Guthrie)

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  8. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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    😆

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  9. Rabid Dog
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    hahaha

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  10. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Transfers done.

    I can now saw I'm a proud owner of the Mag 5.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I do think the desert eagle is better.

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      1. CarlosKillface
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        ive got a soft spot for the colt python... the soft spot being the hole i make in my enemies

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  11. Piggs Boson
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    Is anyone here talented at making remixes?

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  12. Got grey hair
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone know which games are possible doubts for gw29 and how likely they are to be off? Is it FA cup clash?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      Where did you hear about the possible missing GW29 games?

      Just wondering, as people seem to come and somehow know there may be missing games, but don't know who or why...

      Chelsea, Arsenal , Everton and Fulham.

      Extremely likely. And aye, because of the FA cup.

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      1. Got grey hair
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Read it on here a few days ago but forgot which teams.

        Not Man City and Man Utd as well?

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      1. Got grey hair
        • 12 Years
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        That's great, cheers

        So Everton v Arsenal very likely to be called off, Chelsea v Fulham not so likely with the mighty Boro standing in their way 🙂

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  13. Piggs Boson
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    I've just realised there are another 9 days until the next gameweek 😯

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      *8

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    2. Rabid Dog
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      Which sucks

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    3. Optimus.
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      i would love to eat florence and the machine

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      1. New Ghost
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        😆

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    4. The EJJ
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      Too long! I hate going on FPL and seeing my abysmal score from this week staring me in the face 😛

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  14. New Ghost
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    So that's how Unreal sounds like.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      No.

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    2. Optimus.
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      thankfully the 30 sec clip i sounded didnt sing through

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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        Someone make another recording

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        1. Epic Fail
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          • 13 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          I would if I had a mic.

          I have no shame.

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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            11 years, 2 months ago

            Your laptop must have a built in mic..

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            1. Epic Fail
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              It probably would if it wasn't a desktop.

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              1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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                Ah I see. I could lend you some money for a laptop.

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        2. /
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          I'd like to hear RonH

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  15. Tmel
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Can anyone tell me how Pappis played tonight? Heard he had a couple disallowed, did he look sharp?

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Missed an easy header from a few yards out and slammed a 1v1 straight at the keeper :/

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  16. Van Dal
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Whats all the beef with chu young lads?

    Cant wait for new comment system to come in to dislike everyone of his comments haha!

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      You must be related to Santigourination

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    2. Epic Fail
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      FFS rep is serious business.

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  17. Big Col
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Best Forward for 5.8M or less who will definitely start the next geameweek.

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  18. Mikinoz
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Apologies if you've already done these. I may be little sick, but this made me giggle

    Surely Oscar Pistorious can't be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining that she was someone else.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      • 13 Years
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      😀 😀

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      It's bed time for you now.

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    3. New Ghost
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      😆 😆

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    4. Demí
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      😆

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        A kind-hearted ''Bane''.

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 12 Years
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          RF, meant to be for Snake Juice.

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        2. New Ghost
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          Indeed. 😆

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    5. New Ghost
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      You sound like a supervillain. I love it.

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        😆

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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        hahaha

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    6. Piggs Boson
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      😯

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  19. Super John McGinn-
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    A) Aguero + Sturridge
    B) Suarez + Dzeko

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    1. CarlosKillface
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      sturidge + dzeko + power 5

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      1. CarlosKillface
        • 11 Years
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        or sturidge lambert power 5

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  20. /
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    Did you know that these are the top 10 abandoned places?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhnt2JFUvjY

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    1. Van Dal
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      Amazing!

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Interesting stuff Scully.

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      1. /
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        The truth is out there.

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    3. CarlosKillface
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      Bleak

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    4. CarlosKillface
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      number 11 liverpool fc title trophy cabinet abandoned 1989-90

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  21. Trigg ⭐️
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    Okay, doing Guthrie to Bale. My hand has been forced 😉

    I have 5.3 for a striker, I guess it's just worth getting Pog in if you have the Quality Quintet, or whatever they're called now?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      The Magnificent 5

      and yes, just get the cheapest option.

      Tell Aguero to feck off.

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        11 years, 2 months ago

        Fletcher and Fellaini can be Aguero and a 5.5 in a couple of weeks if needed 😉

        I've been in Bale denial lately, but his stats and performances have scared me into this decision.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          This sounds like a plan

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          1. Trigg ⭐️
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            I'm thinking that Wigan will be playing like Brazil by GW30, so Maloney could be an option. I'll see anyway, there's a lot of football to be played between now and then.

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  22. Somalion
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Aside from the jokes on Twitter, anyone think Pistorious could have had roid rage?

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    1. Optimus.
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      he doesnt have a leg to stand on

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      1. Somalion
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        More comedians on here apparently 😀 Fine:

        Roses are red
        Violets are glorious
        Don't try and surprise
        Oscar Pistorious.

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        1. CarlosKillface
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          LOL

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    2. Van Dal
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      Could have been alot of things pal tbh.

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      1. Somalion
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        I agree, never liked him but didn't think he was capable of this. Silly man.

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Do you think he'll leg it from prison?

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      1. Somalion
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        Meh, as long as he has his iPod he'll be fine. Apparently he loves Bullet for My Valentine...

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  23. isacki: full casual
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    Put Tubthumping on, crack open the beers and sit back...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4UT_kEGZH8

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    1. /
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      Now that is a thing of beauty.

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        Right back at ya!

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  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Right, gonna try and sleep for the 2nd time, night lads

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
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      Cheers JK, catch you later.

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      Night JK. Try watching Norwich v Fulham if you can't get to sleep.

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  25. pundit of punts
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    so team for gw 27-

    bego
    rafael,zabaleta,wilson,mariappa
    mata,bale(v),fellaini,walcott(C)
    RVP,pog

    bench- 3.9,suarez,michu,davies

    already done my transfer which was GJ>zaba.

    good to go guys or would you suggest some changes?

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    1. Dr Dream
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      no...fine...Out of intrest why are you sticking with Suarez over Sturridge ?

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      1. pundit of punts
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        coz i had suarez all along and he has served me well....and i think suarez will outscore sturridge over the next 12 gws.moreover i don't see where i can spend the extra cash if i sell suarez for sturridge. suarez=season keeper for me.

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  26. Hibbo
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    • 11 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    This site is both a serious source of information and giggles.

    Between GW's 20-23 BALE was a the eyesore pimple on the arse of the Power (Magic) 5 now his name is on every page and its freak the boat central by those not on board as to how to get him in....

    Getting him @ 9.5m after making a .1 rise out of Cazorla has to be the business of the season for me thus far also the fact I transferred him in the week of his hattrick.

    Rant terminated.

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    1. pundit of punts
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      +1. i transfered hin in the week of his hattrick as well. it was sweet.

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  27. Dr Dream
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    Plenty Blae comments and why not...Bale has been touted for a year or two now with a move to Real Madrid (?) or wherever he ends up...In light of yet another leap in form in recent weeks i wonder what his worth may be in the transfer market...any guesses ?

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    1. Somalion
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      Spurs would require big money, somewhere in the region of 30-40 million.

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      1. Dr Dream
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        11 years, 2 months ago

        I think he may well exceed that...Young enough...

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        1. Somalion
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          I doubt it really. Bale, while extremely talented, is completely unproven in La Liga. 50 million for him would be a massive gamble and Real have already been burned by the Modric transfer.

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    2. Epic Fail
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      • 13 Years
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      40 million.

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    3. Hibbo
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      50M. SAF should just make out a blank cheque to Daniel Levy.

      Imagine Kagawa > Bale last night...Mourinho would have went through several pairs of underpants.

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      1. chunk
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        40 mill

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      2. Somalion
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        Kagawa's real strength lies in a central role in the hole as a playmaker. Of course having Bale on the wing would have been very very interesting.

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      3. Dr Dream
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        Aye...indeed...In fact at the moment just imagine Ronaldo>Bale...i'm not sure the join would be that noticable...

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        1. Somalion
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          Steady on. Bale is playing well and all but he's no Ronaldo.

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    4. CarlosKillface
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      I heard Messi was going to stoke for 135 million

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  28. lespaul
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    Haha i just read the West Ham article ...
    "George (McCartney) has had an operation on his knee and is now running in straight lines "

    operation a success then.

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    1. lespaul
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      unless he can only run in straight lines now :-/

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