Fixtures

Frisking the Fixtures – Gameweek 1

The publication of the 2013/14 Premier League fixture list brought us that little bit closer to the new season earlier this morning. While we’re still a month or so away from the release of player price lists across the Fantasy games, we can, nevertheless, begin to slowly asses the landscape for the campaign ahead – as a result, we roll out our first “Frisking” article, analysing the strength of schedule over the first few Gameweeks:

The Strong

Tottenham

Andre Villas-Boas’ men look certain to be high on Fantasy radars after this morning’s fixtures were revealed. While Spurs square up to Arsenal and Chelsea in the opening nine, they’ll be hugely encouraged by a schedule that hands them home games against Swansea, Norwich, West Ham and Hull, in addition to trips to Crystal Palace, Cardiff and Villa. Such a kind opening run will have Fantasy managers scrambling to bring Gareth Bale on board, with the Welshman looking a viable captaincy contender for all of those matches, given his end of season form last time out.

Arsenal

Aside from a Gameweek 3 home clash against Tottenham, Arsene Wenger’s side have a relatively kind set of fixtures all the way up to Gameweek 9. The Gunners kick off against Villa at the Emirates and also entertain Stoke and Norwich over that run, while trips to Fulham, Sunderland, Swansea, West Brom and Crystal Palace all look appetising for Fantasy managers. Wenger will be hoping his side continue the form that saw them win eight and draw two of their final 10 matches in 2012/13 – with both defence and attack looking favourable, then, heavy investment looks likely in assets such as Theo Walcott and Per Mertesacker, though the price lists across the Fantasy games will determine our initial level of interest.

Man City

The first three Gameweeks have been particularly kind to Manuel Pellegrini’s side. City play host to Newcastle before being handed back-to-back matches against a couple of promoted clubs, with a trip to Cardiff and home match against Hull on their agenda. Visits to Stoke and Villa are on either side of the first Manchester derby of the season as United roll up to the Etihad in Gameweek 5 – Fantasy investment in Pellegrini’s attacking options looks a likely tactic, then, though with City still in the midst of their summer spending spree, picking the right player could be an issue. If Sergio Aguero can rediscover his debut season form, the Argentine may well be the safest route, given the ever-increasing midfield options at the Etihad.

Liverpool

Brendan Rodgers’ side will also be content with the opening schedule. Liverpool open up with a home clash against Stoke and also welcome Southampton and Palace to Anfield in the opening seven fixtures. With trips to Villa, Swansea and Sunderland also in their first seven, the Gameweek 3 visit of United looks the only real stumbling block for the Merseysiders – the chances for points at both ends of the pitch look strong here, with the possible arrival of Iago Aspas and Henrikh Mkhitaryan considerably boosting their attacking potential.

West Ham

Sam Allardyce will have plenty to smile about after this morning’s fixtures were published. The Hammers open up with a home game against Cardiff and also welcome Stoke and Everton to Upton Park in the first six matches. Trips to Newcastle, Southampton and Hull will afford a degree of optimism, though investment will depend on the pricing across the Fantasy games – if Jussi Jaaskelainen moves to 5.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for example, many may decide to overlook the West Ham stopper and hope one or two defensive options arrive a little cheaper. With Kevin Nolan also expected to climb in cost, Matt Jarvis and Andy Carroll could be ones to watch if they are handed a relatively budget-friendly price.

Also Consider…

Norwich – the Canaries have three kind home games and a trip to promoted Hull in the opening five fixtures. While a trip to Tottenham is perhaps unlikely to result in Fantasy returns, Chris Hughton’s side welcome Everton, Southampton and Villa to Carrow Road – John Ruddy’s price could be key to investing at the back, while Robert Snodgrass and new boy Ricky van Wolfswinkel could prove solid acquisitions in midfield and up front respectively.

Southampton – barring the Gameweek 5 trip to Anfield, the first seven fixtures look kind for the Saints. Mauricio Pochettino’s side have four favourable games in front of their own fans, with Sunderland, West Ham, Crystal Palace and Swansea arriving at St Mary’s, with trips to West Brom and Norwich also on their agenda. Given that they conceded just nine goals in the last 10 Gameweeks of the previous campaign, investment in their backline looks a viable tactic and, while Rickie Lambert is expected to jump in price, the likes of Gaston Ramirez and Jay Rodriguez could be set for extra interest.

Newcastle – the Magpies opening day trip to City is far from straightforward but they then face a run of four games which could prove profitable. Alan Pardew’s men welcome West Ham, Fulham and Hull to St James’ Park and also make their way to Villa Park – reason to perhaps put a smile back on the Newcastle fans’ faces after recent off-field problems. Papiss Cisse and Hatem Ben Arfa could prosper from an attacking perspective, while that quartet of fixtures may boost the appeal of Tim Krul and co at the back; all the more so if the Tyneside team’s backline options are priced down after last term’s disappointing displays.

Chelsea
Jose Mourinho is afforded plenty opportunity to extend his unbeaten home record as boss of the Blues in his second stint at the Bridge. Chelsea’s first four games in front of their own fans sees Hull, Villa, Fulham and Cardiff pay visit, though the Villa game – initially scheduled for Gameweek 3 – has been postponed due to European Super Cup commitments. If, in a similar situation to last season, this is moved to earlier in the Blues’ schedule, it could, conceivably, hand them an opening pair of home fixtures against Hull and Villa in Gameweek 1. Though this is far from certain at the moment, such a scenario would see Fantasy managers load up on Mourinho’s main assets, though with three tricky opening away games (mun, eve, tot), striking a balance will be crucial if the double is confirmed.

The Weak

Swansea

The schedule could barely have been crueller to Michael Laudrup’s side. Beginning the season with the visit of defending champions United in David Moyes’ first match in charge, the Swans then travel to Tottenham in Gameweek 2 and also entertain Liverpool and Arsenal in the first six Gameweeks. Laudrup’s side also face a tricky trip to the Hawthorns, with an away clash against Crystal Palace the only real promising fixture in their opening schedule. Given the quality of their opponents, initial investment in Swansea’s backline may be tempered, while Michu’s chances of getting off to another strong start look to have been somewhat restricted.

Aston Villa

Paul Lambert’s side can also feel hard done by. Villa open with a visit to Arsenal and home clash against Liverpool, while their Gameweek 3 trip to Chelsea has been postponed and could, conceivably, be shifted to an earlier date, giving them a double Gameweek to forget. The midlands outfit also square up to City in the first six fixtures and, given they conceded in every match from Gameweek 17 onwards last term, Fantasy managers will likely steer clear of their defensive options. Clashes against Newcastle and Norwich afford a little more optimism for Christian Benteke and co up top.

Man United

The first handful of fixtures are something of a mixed bag for David Moyes’ side. An opening day trip to Swansea could prove tricky, while United then face a run of fixtures which pits them against Chelsea, Liverpool and City in three of the following four, with a home game against Palace sandwiched in between the last two matches. In spite of the obvious risk, many may be tempted to do without Robin Van Persie to begin with but Moyes’ side then face a run of three home games in four (WBA, sun, SOT, STO) which will surely afford the Dutchman the chance to run riot and rack up the points.

Be Wary Of..

Stoke – Mark Hughes faces a tricky start to his time as boss at the Britannia. The Potters make their way to Anfield on the opening day of the season and also square up to City and Arsenal in the first five Gameweeks, in addition to a trip to West Ham. A home game against Palace offers some consolation but, with Asmir Begovic set for a price hike after last season’s exploits, many will be keeping a wide berth to begin with, though the schedule lightens up somewhat in Gameweek 6.

Fulham – the Cottagers face trips to Sunderland, Newcastle and Chelsea in the first five Gameweeks and also have a tricky home showdown with Arsenal in their opening agenda. While the visit of West Brom offers a little solace, faith in Dimitar Berbatov may be somewhat tempered, though similar to Stoke, the fixtures smile kindly for Martin Jol’s side from Gameweek 6 (CAR, STO, cpl, sot) onwards.

Cardiff – Malky Mackay’s side have been handed the toughest opening schedule of any of the promoted clubs. The Welsh outfit travel to West Ham on the opening day of the season, while all three of their opening home games are against teams that finished in last term’s top six, with City, Everton and Spurs all rolling up to the Cardiff City Stadium. A trip to Fulham also looks tricky, though an away clash against fellow new boys Hull offers hope.

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  1. Damo.
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    Tommy. Great site man

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    1. In Tommy We Trust
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      Cheers Damo.

      Have you tried out the Season Ticker?

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      1. Damo.
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Haven't had a chance to dive into it yet. I'll wait til the morn when the little one's at school and not trying every trick in the book to stay up longer. Remember when our parents said they knew all the tricks in the book and we didn't believe em.

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        1. In Tommy We Trust
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          10 years, 10 months ago

          Yep. the heat is messing my kids sleep about tonight.

          You can configure the season ticker to your own opinions and thoughts using the "tinker with your ticker" tab. Let me know what you think to it and if post your own configuration values for other to see. Want to see if we can collectively get a rock solid ticker for the new season.

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    2. Parm
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      Currently messing with the ticker, excellent tool.

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      1. In Tommy We Trust
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers again Parm.

        Post your config values as the I'll be stupid to think the recommended one are the finished product. Be interesting to see how varied people values are

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  2. Parm
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    Still overrated....

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    1. Nomar
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      Pretty tasty finish, to be fair.

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      1. Parm
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        I could've scored that.

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        1. Nomar
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          Of course you could.

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          1. Parm
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            Easily 😉

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  3. Saniul
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    Do we expect any WBA/ West Ham defender to come at 4.5?
    Or, by any chance, Shaw at 4.0?

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    1. Parm
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      Billy Jones or the underperforming Ridgewell for West Brom, maybe Reid or Demel for West Ham.

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      1. Saniul
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        Well, not sure if Ridgewell is nailed on.
        And Reid? He had a pretty decent season, and should get that 0.5 rise like his fellow West Ham defenders.

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  4. Trigg ⭐️
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    You know, I think I'm warming to this Cech and cheapie GK plan.

    Then Turner, Clyne, Hull, Cardiff and Baines as a back 5 perhaps.

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Are you suggesting that a goalkeeper upgrade is worth more than a defencive upgrade?

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      1. Saniul
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        This season, when we are finding it hard to fit in heavy hitters, I'd shirley prefer Coleman over Baines.

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        1. Parm
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          Coleman and Azpilicueta FTW 😉

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          1. Saniul
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            Coleman, Azpilicueta, Ridgewell, Shaw and Saylor. 😉

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            1. In Tommy We Trust
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              nice three way rotation 😉

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            2. Smellbobs
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              evening guys

              5m, 6m at least, 5m at least, 5m, 5m imo. not cheap.

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              1. Parm
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                I think you're miles off...

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                1. Smellbobs
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                  what would you say...

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            3. tw
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              5m, 6m, 4.5-5, 4.5, 4.5 imo

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        2. Trigg ⭐️
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          Good point about Coleman actually, I forgot about him.

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      2. Parm
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        I wouldn't say so, would rather have a defender with attacking potential than a goalkeeper with minimal save potential(Azpili>Cech.)

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        1. Saniul
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          But the, we are not really sure whether Azpili will start the games.

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      3. Trigg ⭐️
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        True, transferring GKs can be a pain, especially when there is a blank GW3.

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    2. Parm
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      A bit expensive for my liking....

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Depending on his price, he could be the most secure defensive starter for Chelsea, and the cheapest.

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    3. Sheep
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      >11 for keepers? 😯

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  5. Saniul
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    Neymar. Nice goal.

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    1. Acquafresca
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      not really

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      1. Saniul
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        that was a nice volley, okay?

        btw, ssup in mlsf? top 5 yet?

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        1. Acquafresca
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          10 years, 10 months ago

          He's a professional footballer, he's supposed to score an open volley.

          Nah, 8th atm.

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          1. Saniul
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            Still great. Who's your (c) ?

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          2. Saniul
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            I mean a great rank, and not a great volley 😀

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            1. Acquafresca
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              Sturgis(c) this week.

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  6. Optimus.
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    evening folks..

    just had a quick skim read..it never ceases to amaze me how addicted folk are on here..i see tickers,defensive rotations,rmt's and templates already 🙂 i for one wont be getting excited until i see a price list but well done to those who are putting in the effort..feed that habit 🙂

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    1. /
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      I prefered my post about goldfish

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      1. Optimus.
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        i must have missed that one towelie..ill go check the hot topics 🙂

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        1. Jafooli
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          😆

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    2. Evs
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      I'm with you all the way on that point Optimus 🙂 !

      You can ' over' prep . . .

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      1. Optimus.
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        it will all change when we look in shock at the pricing 🙂

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  7. /
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    Is it winter in Brazil atm?

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    1. L P
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      Yes

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      1. L P
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        Where has my Grav gone? Haha

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      2. /
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        😯

        It's 25 ° in Brazil atm.

        If that's Brazilian winter temperature, then what are their summers like? 😯

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        1. Sheep
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          😯

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            😯

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  8. Licky
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    Is Man of Steel actually any good?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      Apparently not.

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  9. L P
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    Lawrenson's commentary is so poor

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  10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Tommy - I love your ticker - well done, mate! 🙂

    Anyway to fix the configuration/colours for Numbers?

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    1. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Cheers Doosra.

      Do you mean you would like to see the number more clearly?

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      1. Mílanista
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        Tommy, do you mind if I make use of the data on your spreadsheet (from the individual club tabs) for my rotation spreadsheet?

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        1. In Tommy We Trust
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          10 years, 10 months ago

          I don't see why not. Thanks for asking.

          Do you want to see the fixture of the rotation. I had that but I was concerned about putting my opinion all over it.

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          1. Mílanista
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            • 12 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Thanks. Don't want to see the fixtures. There's a bit of info I want to add (like the top 5 h/a rotations for each team) and I'm going to simplify the presentation. Its look good but I'll find it easier to distinguish with some ugly bright colours.

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            1. In Tommy We Trust
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              10 years, 10 months ago

              Thanks for the feedback. The rotation finder has been designed to work along side the Season ticker (in the same sidebar) to view the opposition.

              The three way rotation tab has the perfect and 36/38 rotations. Could expand that if you like?

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              1. Mílanista
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                • 12 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                What you've done is 99% what I want. There were some minor bits I was going to add that were in last season's spreadsheet.

                This is the one I used last year for 2 team rotation, almost the same just with a couple of extra bits of info https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AhFqkaFEe92idHp4TDVyRVU5UE5rbGlPN3dSQW9GYUE#gid=44

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                1. In Tommy We Trust
                  • 13 Years
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                  I get it now. A Simple top 5 on every clubs page.

                  I'm not going to add it as some of the best rotations are from obscure pairings and listing the top 5 could stop people looking into them.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        No - the colours don't work. I have fixed the rest.

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        1. Mílanista
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          You want it like the IAmSuarez template right?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Errr - maybe. This one has more bells and whistles ... 😀

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        2. In Tommy We Trust
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          What are you trying to view it on? I've only tried it in excel. I know excel conditioning formating doesn't transfer over to google docs for example

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            He is using Numbers on a mac. Conditional colour formating doesnt appear to transfer whenever we have shared stuff.

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            1. In Tommy We Trust
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              I hate Apple :angry:

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  11. Captain Shirokov
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    Why do people make their own tickers, is the FFS one not good enough?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I do find mine more helpful ... 🙂

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      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        does yours have bigger numbers doos? 🙂 😉

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        1. Jafooli
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          I reckon it might have the odd recipe chucked in for good measure......

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 14 Years
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            All true. 😀

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    2. Jafooli
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      FFS ticker is gold......only reason I cough up the 12.50.........don't even change the number of GW's visible........five is perfect......or is it six 😕

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    3. isacki: full casual
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      Get to lay it out your own way. You can put your own fixture difficulties into the FFS ticker though.

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      I'm considering putting some effort into one, but only because I dont like the simplifications used. I dont believe that you can use a one size fits all method given the existance of tactics within football. Every team performs better or worse against different styles and have bogey teams.

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    5. In Tommy We Trust
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      It completely your own thinking and layout how you like it

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  12. Jafooli
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    I really hope Brazil have a good WC next year. About time they got back to the top of the pile.....

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  13. isacki: full casual
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    Luiz gets a nosebleed and blood gets on the ball. Howard Webb goes to the sidelines to get the ball cleaned and washes some blood off his hands too... "Just like Pontius Pilate!" says Lawro 😆

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 12 Years
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      Luiz is playing on with bloodied tissue stuffed up his nose.

      That's got to be against the rules.

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  14. Evs
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    New Tickaaaaaaaas hey 🙂 !!!!!

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    1. Jafooli
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      Has it just been loaded on? Just come on so tekkers timing if it has.......

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      1. Evs
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yep ----------- >

        🙂

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  15. Sheep
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    This confed tourney is great practice for FPL. So many big hitters, and we can only afford 2 or 3. Glad I chose Neymar, a man who is in one of the favourites and whose team has very little pts input from midfield(RVP).

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  16. Jafooli
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Venison Burger & biltong side order just arrived 😎

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    1. Count of Monte Hristo
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      Classy

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      1. Jafooli
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        Jo'burg InterContinental room service, Brazil vs Mexico on the telly 😉

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        1. Count of Monte Hristo
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          You in Jo'Burg a fair bit for work?

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          1. Jafooli
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            Only transit......between Singapore and various African nations.....

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            1. Count of Monte Hristo
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              What do you do besides smuggling diamonds and biltong?

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              1. Jafooli
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                Football scout for Newcastle......

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                1. Count of Monte Hristo
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                  For Joe Kinnear 😉

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                  1. Jafooli
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                    I've just resigned 😉

                    Now doing risk management for exploration companies....weren't far off with your first guess 😉

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    2. /
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      I have no idea what you just said

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      1. Jafooli
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        You need a good wash 😉

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    Is avengers assemble good?

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      Yes, but only if you have seen the predecessors

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  18. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Hulk is awful. Massively overrated.

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    1. Optimus.
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      agree

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
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        ^this

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    2. Count of Monte Hristo
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      Hulk has bulk and not much else.

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    3. Dr Dream
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      He's a shocker...

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  19. JohnnyRev7
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    As a Chelski I can't see the DGW happening because of the GW2 mun.

    AVL will be pushed back to sometime elsewhere.

    No way Jose (see what I did there?) will do HUL, AVL before mun.

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    1. onionbarje
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      it is not jose decision, it is up to the FA

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      1. Jimmers
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        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        FA only have to approve it - don't have any real say

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    2. JohnnyRev7
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      Fair enough, but the club do have some input into the rescheduling of a fixture (minor/major) as do F&H council, HSA, Police etc.

      I reckon ol' Grey Hair will resist it and want to focus on mun after HUL.

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  20. Fifa las vegas
    • 11 Years
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    DECLAN?

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    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Luckily I ran into a friend and did not have time to put the money on camelot.

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        🙂 Lucky, but I did, not much though anyway thank god. Chigun was a dissapointment also 🙁

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        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Hate when that happens trust me though it can't have been as bad as the year before last when I backed Sunnyhillboy in the National and he lost by a nose.

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          1. Fifa las vegas
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            Sickening. And it always seems to happen me, that if i was torn between two horse in a race the one i back would do awful and the one i didn't back would do well! arrrggghhhh F**k it at this stage!

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            1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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              As long as your not betting too often or too much its only a bit of craic anyway. I usually bet on major races eg Cheltenham, Grand National , Arc etc

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              1. Fifa las vegas
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 10 months ago

                Ya, im mostly the same

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  21. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Had a bit of a bad day today so was glad to get home...and the found some bees have nested in my clothes dryer....what the f.....Does anybody know how to get rid of bees living in your clothes dryer ????

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    1. Fifa las vegas
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Clothes dryer? How da F*** they get in there? 🙂

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        down the outlet hose which goes outside,,,There loads of th damned things in there...

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          The Council should offer a free service

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          1. Fifa las vegas
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Council? ~_~

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              local council for example sheffield county council...

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          2. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            They don't do it anymore...been down that route before..

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              🙁

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    2. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      em, turn on the clothes dryer?

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Shoves the clothes dryer in your neighbours garden.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        That's where they've probably come from...The daft old sod is a bee keeper but he won't remove them if i ask him...It's a nightmare...I had thousands of the damned things in my bathroom once...and i mean thousands...!!!!!

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        1. Fifa las vegas
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          😯 ooh, then i wouldn't be sorry for the neighbour

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        2. Count of Monte Hristo
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Then it's beecoming a bit of a problem living next to him.

          Get's wasps, thousands of them and put them in his cloakroom.

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      2. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        🙂 (would be a little mean, don't you think?)

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      3. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        😆

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    4. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Fill the dryer with petrol and then light it......that'll do the job 😉

      Caveat - actually don't 😀

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      1. Fifa las vegas
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Maybe too good of a job 😀 (you may way to keep at least some of the house 🙂 )

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      2. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        either way it's going out this house...then torch it...

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    5. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      get the hoover out

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        tried that...

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Deodorante flamethrower, could go horrifically wrong so I wouldnt actually do that.

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          1. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            id be trying that 😀

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            1. Ginkapo FPL
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Quickest way to defrost a fridge 😀

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    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yes, I do. The Queen is in there, mate. You will have to find her, and remove her. Job for a pro. Find a local apiarist.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        wife got the hoover stuck up there and an odd looking one came out amongst some other...dark coloured and couldn't fly (?)...would that be it ?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          It is two to three times the size of the others ... and can certainly fly!

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            can it...well it had wings and was bigger but just sat there while the rest flew off...

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            1. Damo.
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Unless it's significantly bigger than the rest like Doos says it could just be a hybrid (Apis nigra I think) they're generally considered more placid and might explain why he didn't fly off. There's nothing really for it but to get the spray or a pro man I'd say. You wouldn't want to go p!ssing the c**ts off like if they're lokking for new nests.
              Is there a build up of lint in the back? Might be why they're going there. And the fact it's warm and dry, obviously.

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Good site Doosra but it only about moving nests from bird boxes and the like...I'll ring them tomorrow...It does say they can nest down air vents though so somebody somewhere must have dealt with it before...thanks,,,

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Try sticking a saucer of honey just below the vent ... 😉

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        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          😀

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      3. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Job for a republican that.....

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    7. Pasqualinho
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Bees are scared of smoke. Get Berbatov round.

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  22. Fifa las vegas
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I hope Oduamadi doesn't do well this time or i'm screwed 🙂

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    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      That ship has sailed. Into the back of the Tahiti net.

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  23. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    goalkeeper gets shot..plays on 😮 take notes bale 😉

    http://balls.ie/football/bosnian-goalkeeper-is-shot-in-the-head-doesnt-notice-plays-on/

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  24. Ginkapo FPL
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Leah is still in it 😯

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    1. ★FC Borecelona★
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      🙂

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  25. Jernau M Gurgeh
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    testing...

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      icles

      👿

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      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Testingicles? You need to see a doctor!

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      2. Sheep
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Good effort 🙂

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  26. Fifa las vegas
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    @@ How do you do a rolling eyes smiley?

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    1. Sheep
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      : roll :

      With great power comes great responsibility.

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    2. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      🙄

      :rolleyes:

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        *roll

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        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          * 🙄 😉

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    3. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      : rolling eyes smiley thingy :

      no spaces

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  27. Sheep
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    The roof of my mouth itches like crazy, find me a cure 🙁 It's so painful...

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    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Dip time again....

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    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      jack daniels

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    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Got to the vet.

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Drink more fluids.

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    5. /
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Orange sherbet

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    6. In Tommy We Trust
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Stick to grass

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    7. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Try a mint leaf.

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    8. Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      MILK!!

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      1. Sheep
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers, this helped a little...

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    9. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Fill your mouth full of bees and set lit to them......you'll feel a different sheep in the morning.

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Caveat - actually don't

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  28. the axolotl
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    this match is more "big sam" than samba!

    whatever happened to exciting Brazilian teams?

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  29. Sheep
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Wtf Hulk, you're better than that...

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