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The ScoutCast – Episode 110 – Cosmo

He’s well travelled. He’s multi-lingual. He’s just 19 points behind me. Despite my best start to a Fantasy Football season in living memory, Granville is right on my tail. In this latest episode of the ScoutCast, Granville takes delight in taunting me by wrapping his tongue around every “Pochettino” with ease, leaving me to struggle like Paul Merson with a mouth ulcer.

In between the mispronunciations, myself and the “cosmopolitan Manc” get heated about Robin Van Persie, rinse through the Gameweek 1 bandwagons, preview the weekend’s action and welcome the flying start made by this season’s ScoutCast team. It’s breathless stuff, squeezed into a low fat 40 minutes.

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Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. AK ⭐
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Here it is!!

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  2. The Machine
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Yeah, great article

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    1. The Machine
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  3. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Best place on the web to edit pictures?

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  4. oi keano
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    play Ivan or take a hit to do Santon to Zab?? wwyd? santon is likely out for the next 2.

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    1. oi keano
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      only cover i have is the martin olsson fail

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  5. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Gonna listen to this for the first time ever

    Hoping it's worth it

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Go easy on us...had a hard night.

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      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Haha no worries, you have a grav 😉

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      2. Mickeylicious
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        🙂

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    2. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      its worth it

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  6. Bielsa's Bucket
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    A quick double check.

    Hazard for Silva or Dzeko for Lukaku before I hit the button

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    1. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Dzeko for Lukaku

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      1. flipperallstars
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Dzeko

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        1. Brucey
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Dzeko

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  7. Tuchap - Lurker
    • 13 Years
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    Play chester or rosicky?

    Thinking rosicky since he's the punt, might as well play him.

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    1. Damo.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Rosicky man. He looked pretty handy Sat/Wed in fairness.

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      1. Tuchap - Lurker
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks. He's worth a shout I think. Especially with all arsenals injuries at the main.

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        1. Damo.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Nice punt. Won't last long though surely

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  8. Acquafresca
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Will Migs rise tonight?

    FISO: 95.9%
    TFPL: 90.8%

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    1. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Will probably rise by Saturday morning

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    2. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Doubt it. Annoying when they get so close and next days transfers are useless for an other rise

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      1. Adro3
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        ^

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  9. Bubz
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Is it just me or does Granville sound like Brian Cox

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    1. Wii not fit
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      100% agree!!

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  10. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    How about we all get into the scoutcast spirit and pick our own Big hitter and fantasy island risk.

    Mine

    Big hitter: Soldado
    Risk: Snodgrass

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Snoddy just qualifies as a risk...just... 😉

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      1. Dynamic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Good 🙂

        I hoped so with all the risks over his fitness and not starting last week.

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        1. BR
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Back in training now

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    2. mutatedllama
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Big hitter: Dzeko
      Risk: Dzeko

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    3. Valar(Keith)
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      snoddy aint a risk

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  11. TheSharpeEnd
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Sigh, caught on last post!

    107 points first week so I don't mind taking a hit 🙂

    Ivan -> Zab seems a given
    then
    Lukaku -> ??? Dzeko maybe?

    Doing the first one leaves me £8.4m to buy striker.

    Thoughts would be much appreciated.

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    1. Adro3
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I did Terry to Zabaleta but currently debating doing Haz to Silva or Lukaku to Dzeko like yourself. Thinking of doing both!

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      1. TheSharpeEnd
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Haz to Silva could be good.

        I just fear for Lukaku, rotation, fixtures and price drops.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      wish i was in your posn rather than 61 and considering a -8

      lukaku to aspas?

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      1. TheSharpeEnd
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Tempting. Worth doubling up on Liverpool though?

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    3. TheSharpeEnd
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      For those who can't be bothered to look at my team, it's this:

      Migs/Boruc
      Ivan/Shaw/Coleman/Brayford/Chester
      Walcott/Hazard/Snodgrass/Coutinho/Kim
      Benteke/Lukaku/Soldado

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      1. Adro3
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Nice. I'd certainly do Ivan to Zabaleta though.

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    4. svgcr
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      If lukaku and ivan start. Zabaleta has to something more than a clean sheet or dzeko more than a goal to justify the hit (that's if lukaku and ivan score 2 points each. Could be more)

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      1. TheSharpeEnd
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        What are the odds on Lukaku starting though? Also, with GW3 in mind, I will have Ivan, Luk, Haz and Benteke without a game. Got to take hits somewhere, sometime

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        1. svgcr
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Also dzeko might not score and zaba might not get a clean sheet. On the other hand having 4 DGW players changes things. I had 3, transferring for free 2 and benching 1. Take the hit considering you cant bench 2 top players

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  12. Owd Big 'Ed
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Well I had a stinker of a first week. Took Benteke out on the morning of the game. Lukaku didn't start either game. Grandin didn't even play. What was I thinking?

    Anyway, where to go from here? I literally have no idea.

    Boruc, Marshall
    Koscielny, Terry, Toure, Chester, Turner
    Silva, Walcott, Hazard, Mirallas, Grandin
    Lukaku, Soldado, Sturridge

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    1. best11s
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      sit tight, looks good. Maybe Kos to City def (Zab?)

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  13. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    best Scoutcast...Ever!

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  14. Acquafresca
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Only 39mins!?

    Shortest one yet!

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Might well be...nice and snappy.

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Good stuff. When will you guys start Full Jonty again? Mid-season?

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    2. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      should fit nicely into my commute 🙂

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  15. Adro3
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Who is more necessary, Silva or Deko (with a hit)

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  16. waltzingmatildas
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Ahh, lost on last post....

    Had a shocking start! This is my team going into GW2, any suggestions?
    Foster
    Zab Coleman Yanga-mbiwa
    Haz Walcott Mirallas Coutinho Jedinak
    RvP Lambert
    Harper Anelka Turner Bennett

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  17. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    boom

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      curry?

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        aye basil brush special

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  18. SUPERMAN
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Lukaku going to be close to dropping again tonight. He's dropped by 4% in the last hour.

    He should be safe but it's going to be close IMO.

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    1. Bielsa's Bucket
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      ABANDON SHIP!

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  19. svgcr
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Repost. If you're torn between soldado an dzeko for the armband (like me). Betting odds might help.

    City to score 4 or more goals is at 2.1. Dzeko to score at least one 2.1.

    Spurs to score 4 or more goals is at 5.5. Soldado to score at least one 1.83.

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    1. mutatedllama
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Risk averse? Go with Soldado.
      Pro risk? Go with Dzeko?

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      1. svgcr
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah. Safer soldado. More likely to score big dzeko

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    2. The Milkman
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      Soldado more likely to score then?

      Bare in mind, Bookies will go low odds to good strikers as insurance even if they may not even play.

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      1. svgcr
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        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah he is more likely to score. But city is even more likely to run riot vs hull. If they do. Hard to not see dzeko scoring a brace if he starts

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  20. Adro3
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Gonna listen to this is bed with ipod headphones in, better than counting sheep!

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    1. The3rdTurd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Now there's a backhanded compliment!

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      1. Adro3
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Haha.

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  21. r0nh
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Screech from 'Saved By The Bell' is on Big Brother 🙂

    Eh... so I heard...

    I'm just watching the football here.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      any nice honnies?

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Courtney Stodden.

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      2. r0nh
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        Some silly blonde, niceeeeee

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        1. ★FC Borecelona★
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          BAPS

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          1. r0nh
            • 12 Years
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            🙂

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    2. The Mandalorian
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      Dustin Diamond

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  22. the axolotl
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Wildcard now. no transfer next week. 2 transfers gw4 or 3 with a hit over international break in case you miss a must have. #foolproof - (ish)

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    1. Yome
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yes I am on a WC and I have a similar plan!

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  23. oi keano
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    play Ivan or take a hit to do Santon to Zab?? wwyd? santon is likely out for the next 2.

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  24. DannyBoy33
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    10 years, 10 months ago

    Ah my favourite time on a Thursday!

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      naked Thursday ftw

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  25. Heydudes13
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Is Granville whinging in this one too? 🙂

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  26. OSGOOD WAS GOOD
    • 12 Years
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    Is Coleman going to rise again,

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    1. Philman
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      No, that's Navas (Jesus).

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    2. The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      u bet he's selling like hotcakes

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  27. joe259
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Pick one (5.5 mid)

    1. Noble
    2. Schneiderlin
    3. Wanyama (5.0)
    4. Routledge

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    1. Adro3
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      Hmm...Noble for me.

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    2. Yome
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Routhledge. I picked Redmond from Norwich at 5, they have good fixtures coming

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      1. joe259
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        already have snodgrass

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    3. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      10 years, 10 months ago

      Noble by far!

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  28. Philman
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    Merson with a Mouth Ulcer - classic!

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    1. FPL Touches
      • 12 Years
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      😆

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  29. Gazza2000
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Best 5,5 MF ? I'm thinking Jarvis or Routledge ( not sure if they are both nailed on ) ,any other good options ?

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    1. Philman
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Ramsey

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    2. Yome
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I went for Nathan Redmond at 5 from Norwich. From these 2, Routhledge although he has difficult fixtures

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    3. The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      If you wait a few weeks you can buy Barkley of me for 5.5 🙂

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  30. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Thats it

    I'm captaining Benteke 😎

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Entering Early Bird?

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      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Tomorrow, maybe

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        1. Adro3
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Welcome to the Benteke club 🙂

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