Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 38

I can’t say I’ll be sorry to see the back of this season. Those of you who have sampled this article regularly, or had the misfortune to listen to my bleating via the ScoutCast, will know that I’ve suffered somewhat. The rank doesn’t lie – this is my worst ever Fantasy Premier League campaign.

I’ve wasted words and breath attempting to analyse what’s gone wrong and, while I can point to some bad luck along the way, I’ve little doubt that my season has been tainted by errors of judgement and stubbornness to go with the “wisdom of the crowd”.

At least I can comfort myself by the fact that I’ve left the season with some lessons learned: nine months of struggle have at least helped me come up with the following pointers:

  • React as quickly as possible to form players and don’t be shy to use hits.
  • Apply that rule to bandwagaons and hunches alike – if there’s form, back it.
  • Don’t beat yourself up about chasing points when signing form players you’ve missed.
  • Don’t take unnecessary gambles with the captaincy in a bid to make ground.
  • Sign dominant centre-backs who win headers.
  • Only sign full-backs if they have an outstanding statistic in their favour – normally, crosses or tackles.
  • Don’t be shy spending money on defenders if they also offer goal threat.
  • If you think a player is injury prone, he’s likely to eventually live up to that tag.

Few of these will come as a surprise to most of you. You’re seasoned Fantasy managers, right? You know this stuff. I thought the same.For some reason, however, I’ve either been in the dark on these principles, or I’ve just been far too stubborn to apply them. I’d say it was 25:75 in that respect. Personally, I’ve been taken by surprise on just how much the bonus system favoured centre-backs over your run-of-the-mill full-back, while my reluctance to jump on bandwagons has punished me.

I mentioned some of these in last week’s ScoutCast and Granville, wise old whining head that he is, pointed out that “every season is different”. A cliché for sure, but an essential point to consider.

We can have our lists of rules and principles to follow but the fact remains: each season we are given new problems to solve and have to react and shape our strategies accordingly. The list above may have worked better for me this season – it could be next to useless next time out.

That’s the beauty of this game we play. Guiding principles are great and undoubtedly can help you out – but they can only get you so far. Most of use are pretty convinced that succeeding in Fantasy Football requires you to go with your gut and ride your luck, almost in equal measure.

The ten sets of 22 players each weekend aren’t aware of the methodical thinking we’ve put in – they’re not working with us or conspiring against us – not even Aleks Kolarov. We can construct best-laid plans and hope they aren’t ripped up by the whims of a Premier League manager or a reckless challenge and card-flapping referee. If they are, we have to ensure that we don’t give in to frustration and go again the following week, reacting to what we’ve seen, what’s unfolded and what we’ve learned. Or in my case, the following season.

I’ll be back in a few months, then, oozing positivity and seeking a season more like that of Luke Weston and Tom Fenley than my own experience over the last nine months. Those two Scout league names tussle for the Fantasy Premier League crown today, with Borna Gamulin sandwiched between them. Best of luck to those guys – and all the Fantasy managers who soaked up this and any of our articles and other efforts this season. It’s been a pleasure, even in this most bruising of seasons.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Licky
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Looks like the Etihad has been filled, only several metres between each fan!

  2. The Machine
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Feck you Mourinho.

    Salah and Oscar over Schurrle for a pointless game?

  3. Billy Gilmore
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Full Team News

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    Cardiff: Marshall; Fabio, Caulker (C), Turner, John; Gunnarsson, Mutch, Whittingham, Daehli; Bellamy, Campbell

    Subs: Lewis; Eikrem, Cowie, McNaughton, Berget, James, Healey

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    Chelsea: Schwarzer; Ivanovic, Cole, Torres, Oscar, Mikel, Salah, Hazard, Matic, Azpilicueta, Kalas

    Subs: HIlario, Luiz, Schurrle, Ba, Cahill, Ake, Swift.

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    Fulham: Stockdale; Zverotić, Heitinga, Hangeland, Amorebieta; Kačaniklić, Sidwell, Parker, Richardson; Rodallega, Woodrow

    Subs: Joronen, Kasami, Mitroglou, Tunnicliffe, Dejagah, David and Williams

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    Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Mariappa, Dann, Delaney, Ward, Bolasie, Jedinak, Ledley, Ince, Chamakh, Gayle

    Subs: Speroni, Gabbidon, Dikgacoi, O'Keefe, Puncheon, Murray, Jerome.

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    Hull: McGregor, Figueroa, Bruce, Davies, Huddlestone, Livermore, McShane, Jelavic, Aluko, Elmohamady, Quinn

    Subs: Harper, Rosenior, Koren, Fryatt, Boyd, Sagbo, Long

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    Everton: Howard, Baines, Coleman, Jagielka (c), Distin, McGeady, Naismith, McCarthy, Lukaku, Barry, Osman

    Subs: Robles, Hibbert, Deulofeu, Pienaar, Traore, Alcaraz, McAleny

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    Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Skrtel, Agger, Flanagan, Henderson, Gerrard, Allen, Sterling, Suarez, Sturridge

    Subs: Jones, Toure, Sakho, Cissokho, Lucas, Coutinho, Aspas

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    Newcastle: Krul, Taylor, Williamson, Coloccini, Haidara, Debuchy, Anita, Tiote, Gouffran, Sissoko, Shola Ameobi

    Subs: Elliot, Santon, Yanga-Mbiwa, Satka, Dummett, Sammy Ameobi, de Jong

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    Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany (C), Demichelis, Kolarov, Garcia, Toure, Nasri, Silva, Aguero, Dzeko

    Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Clichy, Milner, Fernandinho, Negredo, Jovetic

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    West Ham: Adrian, Reid, McCartney, Nolan (c), Tomkins, Carroll, Taylor, Noble, O'Brien, Diame, Downing

    Subs: Jarvis, Armero, Vaz Te, Collins, Jaaskelainen, C.Cole, J.Cole

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    Norwich: Ruddy; Martin (c), R Bennett, Turner, Olsson; Tettey; Snodgrass, Howson, Johnson, Redmond; Elmander

    Subs: Bunn (GK), Whittaker, Fer, Hooper, E Bennett, Loza, Josh Murphy.

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    Arsenal: Fabianski, Jenkinson, Sagna, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Ramsey, Ozil, Podolski, Giroud

    Subs: Szczesny, Monreal, Wilshere, Kallstrom, Flamini, Diaby, Sanogo

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    Soton: Boruc, Clyne, Fonte, Lovren, Shaw, Wanyama, Cork, Schneiderlin, Davis, Lallana (c), Lambert

    Subs: Gazzaniga (GK), Ward-Prowse, Guly, Chambers, Hooiveld, Reed, Gallagher.

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    Man Utd: De Gea; Smalling, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra; Januzaj, Fletcher, Kagawa, Welbeck; Mata; van Persie

    Subs: Amos, Carrick, Cleverley, Lawrence, Young, Valencia, Hernandez

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    Sunderland: Mannone, Vergini, Bardsley, Brown, O'Shea (c), Bridcutt, Larsson, Colback, Johnson, Borini, Wickham

    Subs: Celustka, Altidore, Ba, Giaccherini, Mavrias, Agnew, Ustari.

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    Swansea: Tremmel, Tiendalli, Amat, Bartley, Taylor (C), Fulton, Shelvey, Dyer, Emnes, Routledge, Bony

    Subs: Cornell, Williams, Davies, Britton, de Guzman, King, Vazquez.

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    Spurs: Lloris; Naughton, Chiriches, Dawson, Rose; Sandro; Sigurdsson, Paulinho, Eriksen; Adebayor, Kane

    Subs: Friedel, Fryers, Veljkovic, Bentaleb, Capoue, Pritchard, Soldado

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    Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Bertrand, Bacuna, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Bowery, Agbonlahor.

    Subs: Steer, Sylla, Holt, Robinson, Grealish, Clark, El Ahmadi.

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    West Brom: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Olsson, Brunt, Dorrans, Mulumbu, Morrison, Amalfitano, Sessegnon, Berahino

    Subs: Myhill (gk), O’Neil, Lugano, Yacob, Anichebe, Vydra, Ridgewell

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    Stoke: Sorensen; Muniesa, Shawcross, Wilson, Cameron; Arnautovic, Whelan, Nzonzi, Odemwingie; Ireland, Walters

    Subs: Butland; Pieters, Wilkinson, Adam, Palacios, Etherington, Crouch

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    1. Reedy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Nice one Billy

    2. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Thanks man

    3. Buck The Trent
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Thanks BG

    4. tm245
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Heroic undertaking. Cheers.

    5. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Cheers, Billy...

    6. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      thanks

    7. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Thanks Happy Gilmore! 😀

  4. Gaz Downright
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    come on villa and united!! knock us out of the europa league!

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      😀

  5. Magerost
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Cahill and Alonso out, only Ward in my defence, with Chambers on bench... omg

    • Jacketts Potatoes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Happy happy happy I feel like my ML title is all but in my hands. All of my players start and Barkley doesn't play for my ML rival

      1. copps
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        when he was at liverpool he had an amazing game vs City, some real crackers.

    • ManofKent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Schurle 🙁

    • copps
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      i only just managed to field 11. if distin hadn't come back i'd be short of players, thank you distin!

    • A Defender's Nightmare
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Aguero off at 59th min. & City earning Penalty 3 mins. later.

      Honestly can see it happening. 😐

      1. Jacketts Potatoes
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Hopefully not

    • pundit of punts
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      No major surprises then.

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Cahill?

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Punch

      3. d1sable
        • Has Moderation Rights
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Barkley, Remy, Cahill, Punch, Speroni

    • ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Thank y'all for telling me to hold tight on Mata/Ramsey - I think I'd be significantly more worried now if I had taken a hit...

      1. You've got red on you.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        I took a hit for Ramsey --> Sterling

        Seems I didn't need to.

      2. Jacketts Potatoes
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah I'll second the thanks..... I got v v twitchy but stuck with it and now feel remarkably happy

    • You've got red on you.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I have a 19 point lead over my rival. Who will win? This is the main difference in our teams

      Me: Mata and Aguero

      Him: Lallana and Ramsey

      1. An Púca
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        you

    • PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Luiz Punch !! _____ Hanky sniffle.

    • Demel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      What do you read (longer term) into no Terry, Lampard and Cole in the squad?

      1. Chris_White
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Cole is starting.

      2. copps
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Cole is starting isn't he?

      3. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Terry injured
        Cole and Lampard off in summer (on big wages)

        1. Nomar
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          On big wages? That'll happen if we make it up via the playoffs. Tony F bound to want to buy one of the Chelsea old guard and pay them Champions league level wages!

      4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Cole is starting

        Both Terry and Lampard picked up injuries in training

      5. Demel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Ah, Ivan is at centre back. I just saw Ivan and Azpi playing and assumed he wasn't in the squad.

      6. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Lampard is ill. Terry is injured.

    • Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      No Mirallas means more points for Lukaku 😀

      1. DonTheSpecialOne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Oh yes!!

      2. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        no mirallas comment means you were sleeping for a month

    • Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      2nd time recently that I have been trolled by Cahill.

      He will probably still be in my 15 come GW1 next season

    • Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Sam been chinned? 😆

    • steelydom
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Damn, didn't foresee no goalkeeper and took a hit for Mata to Gerrard, one last peno please Stevie...

    • Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      BREAKING NEWS

      Boring James Milner ‏@BoringMilner 1 min
      Martin Demichelis has lost his hair bobble in the changing room. We've all had a look but nobody can find it. He doesn't have a spare either

    • Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Great end to f1!

    • Raddy
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Anyone else got Bardsley playing? Had a feeling he would start so took him off my bench.

      Hoping he bangs one in for a super differential.

      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Me 🙂

      2. Demel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Me. I needed it with Cahill and Chambers being my other defenders

      3. Reedy
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Went for O'Shea in the end

    • d1sable
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 11 months ago

      No Barkely in the squad? Strange.

      No Cahill means i get Burner off the bench :/

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        They say he's fine, just rested.

        I've only got 9 players this week. 🙁

    • The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      It feels great to have Ramsey on the bench, another frustrating week here we come.

      1. Raddy
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Honestly don't see him doing much.
        I'd guess around 60 mins and will take things easy for a 3 pointer.

    • LewanGOALski
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I benched AJ in order to play Ward. I am sure AJ will come good today... 😐

    • Kostja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      https://twitter.com/AlexLen95/status/465482455290773504/photo/1

      wow united fans shouting before the fat lady sings

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Doesn't look like it says that.

    • Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      vermaelen not even in the squad 😯 probably out the door with that lack of faith

      wonder if he is playing fabianski in preparation for cup final or resting szczesny for it...would feel sorry for fab if he is benched, deserves to play

      please ramsey dont get injured

      1. A Defender's Nightmare
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        I believe it's for the preparation.

        He's their Cup GK IMO.

        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          hopefully...he deserves to go out on a high!

      2. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        He surely has to play fab in Cup Final after playing in each cup game up to now

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          I remember Hart playing in the final after Panty played every other game.

    • Nice to Finally Michu
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      One last week this season to try to reach your final goals whatever they maybe, so here are the current Point Benchmarks to let you know you chances:

      Top 3 Million: 1201 Points
      Top 2 Million: 1664 Points
      Top 1.5 Million: 1827
      Top 1 Million: 1964
      Top 500K: 2089
      Top 250K: 2165
      Top 100K: 2235
      Top 50K: 2275
      Top 20K: 2319
      Top 10K: 2346
      Top 5K: 2371
      Top 1K: 2419
      Top 500: 2439
      Top 100: 2476
      Top 50: 2495
      #1 Overall: 2586

      1. Nice to Finally Michu
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Rats bottom of the page

        1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          but all those upvotes!

          1. Nice to Finally Michu
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            And a Hulk 🙂

      2. Raddy
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Worth a repost this one.

        1. Nice to Finally Michu
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          You sure? I dont want to be spoiled and repost after getting a sticky

    • Shifty
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      This isn;t the season for punts. Usually isnt, but especially so.

    • In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Sky Game.

      Is Silva worth a punt as captain? Trailing a ML position by 30 points and need a diff.

      1. d1sable
        • Has Moderation Rights
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Yes, nailed on for passes and if he performs MoTM