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The ScoutCast – Episode 136 – Bangin

Fond of sand dunes and salty air, Granville returns from “avin’ it large” in Ibiza, to join me once again in the ScoutCast studio.

The ageing hedonist and I rinse through the regulars – giving our views on the week’s transfer bandwagons, whilst previewing the weekend and giving a shout-out to those managers blazing trails atop the various Fantasy Football Scout leagues.

Inevitably, we also moan about our Gameweek mishaps, discuss the latest development in the United revolution and surf the waves being generated by the Fantasy Premier League price tweaks.

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Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. elkunaguero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I was going to do Rooney to Kun with my FT, giving me a front 3 of Welbz-Costa-Kun...

    after the QPR game, it now looks silly... is it a case of "it was just QPR" or is Rooney worth keeping over Kun?

    1. McSauce
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Keep rooney for this GW

    2. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Always Kun

  2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Livin' dangerously like Danny Dyer.

    1. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      one of my least favourite human beings

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        That's a shame. He adores you.

        1. the axolotl
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          actually yeah he's really cool come to think of it, so dangerous

          1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            More like it. He is well 'ard.

  3. copps
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I really hope Mata can hold onto his place, he was pretty much a striker in the last game the way he was positioned last time with rooney and RVP either side. Will score plenty if they keep the same.

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Really hope so

    2. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Moi aussi

  4. Ice
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    So my WC team so far….

    Forster
    Bertrand,Lovren,Bardsley
    ADM,Fab,Siggy,Sterling
    Costa,Falcao,Pelle

    I'm not sure about Falcao and Pelle

    Falcao could rise but he also could be on the bench, should I swap to Rooney??
    Pelle's fixtures are great but no sure long term was thinking of switching to Welbeck. I also have the money to upgrade Falcao to Aguero…..
    Any opinions?

    Thanks

    1. McSauce
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Aguero for me in a WC and Rooney

  5. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ideas on this lot?

    Elliot Krul
    Moore Debuchy Ferdinand Clyne Chester
    Hazard Ramsey Sterling Albrighton Sigurdsson
    Rooney Dzeko Diego Costa

    1 FT, £0.2m in the bank.

    Sell

    a) Dzeko
    b) Debuchy
    c) both for a hit

    Who would you replace with?

    Thanks in advance. 🙂

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Both for a hit

      1. TorresMagic™
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        • 15 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        With who?

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          If ure doing Dzeko to welz
          U can have baines

          But if ure doing Dzeko to Pelle
          U can have 6.5 defender

    2. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Dzeko to pelle or Ade

      Or.....

      Debuchy to Naylor

    3. Kevin Twine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      B

      I'd probably replace with Ade or Pelle. Ade (c) would be very tempting though....

    4. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      a

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Clyne Rio Chester will do.

        It's highly unlikely you'd even break even with a hit.

        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 15 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Interesting. Guess Moore will hopefully score a point. Debuchy will need to soon & I may need to change attackers soon.

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            I'm strongly against taking hits for defenders. The maths just doesn't add up.

            1. TorresMagic™
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              • 15 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Good point. Don't think I'll get to change Debuchy any time soon without the hit as I always seem to want an attacker change. Getting Pelle would help but part of me wants Adebayor this week.

    5. TorresMagic™
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      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Cheers everyone.

  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    tried to look at the defensive stats for Stoke and Burnley to help me decide which one to go for

    didn't help, there's so little between them

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Thats why im playing Begoviç and Trippier

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I don't have that luxury

        DDG, Clyne, Caulker, Naylor, Moore + Wilson/Shackell/Duff

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Burnley defender then

      2. A guy
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        haha what's up with that ç?

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Looks good 😉

  7. Millartime
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    De Gea
    Duff Pieters Lovren
    Siggy Fabby Sterling Di Maria
    Costa Rooney Jelavic

    1 FT, 0.6 in bank.

    Do I change Jelavic to Naismith as I have no Everton cover this week? Reckon they could stuff Palace! Need some opinions and other potential options guys!!

  8. stilicho
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    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I ate a whole massive bag of Morrison's own brand onion rings and now my mouth hurts.

    1. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Are you voting 'yes'?

      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        The quarter of me that's Scottish would, the rest of me is terrified at the lurch to the right UK politics would take without Scottish voters.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Drink beer to cool it down.

      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I am. Greene King "Yardbird" - it's a pretty decent stab at a US style IPA

    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 15 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Sounds like something I'd do. Salted peanuts turning my lips from pink to crimson

      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        I think my tongue has lots of tiny cuts in it.

    4. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      I did exactly the same with Tesco onion rings earlier. Been thirsty all day 😆

      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        The thirst is something else eh?

  9. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 15 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ageing hedonist 😎

    1. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Good line. Rang true with me too 🙂

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      well they got the first bit right anyway

  10. vice
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Lol @ Mark saying AZPICULETA at min 7...

  11. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Everton never get penalties 😉

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Except when not deserved

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      They're due.

      And more attacking this year 🙂

  12. Costa in Wengerland
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Penalty
    So baines 2 assist and a Goal woww

  13. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Feck it. Baines is essential now. Even if he misses.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Coleman essential too.

      1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Will try to squeeze in Baines, Coleman, Naismith & Lukaku.

        What do you think? Enough? Or one more?

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          The first 3 are essential. I'd leave Lukaku out.

  14. Bellerinmondo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    oh yeah!

  15. SneakyPete
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Bainesssssssssssssssssss, I don't care FPL or Europa. I love him

  16. Voodoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Ángel Di María likely to go up in price by Saturday?

  17. Bellerinmondo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    challenge was outside the box but hey, great pen

  18. LewanGOALski
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    which one should I bench:

    Clyne (swa)
    or
    PvA (bur)

    ??

  19. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    "Very,very close.." Lol, it was clearly outside the box 😆

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      a mile out! don;t care though as an everton fan

  20. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Oh shut up Townsend, that was not a penalty and you know it.

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      See above 🙂

      1. Lucy.
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Haha, well said.

  21. 420king
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Baines the TROLL 😀

  22. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I'll never be any good at this game...Ivan > Baines...All I can ever see is great picks and only 15 spots...sheesh...

  23. World XI
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    I love baines. One of my favourite players 🙂

    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      First good game of the season. That includes England

      1. World XI
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He was good vs WBA I felt.

      2. SneakyPete
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        He was good against Switzerland

  24. copps
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 9 months ago

    Baines goal assist and CS. Oh the glory days

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      2 assists

      1. Lucy.
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        How? The first goal was an OG, initially struck by Naismith.

        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Would have been given in FPL as on target

          1. Lucy.
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Pretty sure there was a ricochet involved though.

        2. 420king
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          you're right, they changed it to OG

    2. 420king
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      two assists!

    3. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Means it won't happen at the weekend 😉

    4. Bellerinmondo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 9 months ago

      officially 1 assist, a first was OG with naismith assist

  25. JT's Dog
      9 years, 9 months ago

      Can't think of anything to write so here is recipe for fluffy pancakes

      135g/4¾oz plain flour
      1 tsp baking powder
      ½ tsp salt
      2 tbsp caster sugar
      130ml/4½fl oz milk
      1 large egg, lightly beaten
      2 tbsp melted butter (allowed to cool slightly) or olive oil, plus extra for cooking
      To serve
      Maple syrup
      Butter
      Preparation method
      Sift the flour, baking powder, salt and caster sugar into a large bowl. In a separate bowl or jug, lightly whisk together the milk and egg, then whisk in the melted butter.
      Pour the milk mixture into the flour mixture and, using a fork, beat until you have a smooth batter. Any lumps will soon disappear with a little mixing. Let the batter stand for a few minutes.
      Heat a non-stick frying pan over a medium heat and add a knob of butter. When it's melted, add a ladle of batter (or two if your frying pan is big enough to cook two pancakes at the same time). It will seem very thick but this is how it should be. Wait until the top of the pancake begins to bubble, then turn it over and cook until both sides are golden brown and the pancake has risen to about 1cm (½in) thick.
      Repeat until all the batter is used up. You can keep the pancakes warm in a low oven, but they taste best fresh out the pan.
      Serve with lashings of real maple syrup and extra butter if you like.

      1. stilicho
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        • 13 Years
        9 years, 9 months ago

        Community article

        1. JT's Dog
            9 years, 9 months ago

            Never thought of that

        2. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 9 months ago

          Brill...

          1. JT's Dog
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Slightly sad that you either have that on favourites or you went to trouble of searching for it

              1. TorresMagic™
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                • 15 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Google is amazing.

                1. JT's Dog
                    9 years, 9 months ago

                    More trying to work out why your first thought is I am going to search for source of that.

            • Epic Fail
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 9 months ago

              Source?

              1. Wild Rover
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Maple

              1. JT's Dog
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  Would never win you pancake competition

              2. Godfather Bandit 42
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                I'm peckish..

              3. GREENDREAMS11
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                hulk this !

              4. Piggs Boson
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Definitely needs to be stickied.

                With syrup.

              5. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Preparation Method

                H

              6. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Fluffy pancakes?

                1. JT's Dog
                    9 years, 9 months ago

                    Are the best

              7. Lyonnais
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Begovic / Gilks
                Cahill, Caulker, van Aanholt / Chester, Wisdom
                Fabregas, Sterling, Ramsey, Sigurdsson / S. Davies
                Rooney, Costa, Pelle

                2 FT, 0.6 ITB

                a) Cahill out, Coleman/Baines in only for next week (then to Bertrand)
                b) Chester out, Naylor/Duff in
                c) Ramsey out, Chadli in

                Any opinions ?
                Thanks

                1. Gooner Kebab
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  Bertrand straight away

              8. King Kohli
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Any chance of Pelle rising or Dzeko falling in price tonight?

                1. Whazza
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 9 months ago

                  Yes do it

              9. Piggs Boson
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Dammit Baines, why didn't you wait til the weekend...

              10. Bellerinmondo
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                baines and coleman are gonna be knackered on sun, they must have covered a lot of ground

              11. 420king
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 9 months ago

                Radovic scores for Legia! atleast I got one thing right 😀