Fulchester's New Centre Forward
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Watching 'The NeverEnding Story' with the lads. F***ing huge mistake. Big Carlton went berserk when that f***ing horse died in the swamp. "Where horse go, boss?!" he yelped, tears streaming down his delicate face. "Where horse go? Horse go heaven? BRING BACK HORSE!!" Then he tore a radiator off the wall and fired it at Mark Noble. F*** this. Back to the cones and the f***ing drills. Great film, mind. He'll not get to see Falkor, the charismatic Luckdragon now. That's the real tragedy here. That flying c*** was simply magical.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 12 mins ago

    I have started Soucek every week and not unhappy. Watkins in contrast can cause severe misery. » Read

  2. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 13 mins ago

    2 Hammers, 1 Baggie maybe None from the other » Read

  3. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 15 mins ago

    Thanks Don. I am pathologically incredibly mean with money with myself so need to give this kind of thing a lot of thought. » Read

  4. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 51 mins ago

    Asking me for £3.99/month. Worth it? » Read

  5. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 53 mins ago

    Not my words Doher.ty, but the words of Shakin' Stevens » Read

  6. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 55 mins ago

    Nailed it Kanye » Read

  7. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 56 mins ago

  8. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 57 mins ago

    If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And being only for myself, what am 'I'? And if not now, when? » Read

  9. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 2 hours, 59 mins ago

    41.72% » Read

  10. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours ago

    I'm considering start them both and going big elsewhere » Read

  11. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 10 mins ago

    Depends entirely on whether Vardy plays. Leicester toothless without him. » Read

  12. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 11 mins ago

    You'd think, doesn't make him any good though » Read

  13. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 12 mins ago

    2 weeks is a long time in FPL though » Read

  14. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 13 mins ago

    James better than Azpi nowadays and Button has always been rubbish so... » Read

  15. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 14 mins ago

    The one with twice as many players still to go » Read

  16. Can FPL managers trust Crystal Palace defenders with appealing fixtures? 3 hours, 18 mins ago

    Don't think Pep touched on him at all » Read

  17. Salah and Fernandes blank again as focus shifts to defensive assets 1 day, 31 mins ago

    Jed not in squad last 3, Heaton no. 2 now fit » Read

  18. Salah and Fernandes blank again as focus shifts to defensive assets 1 day, 37 mins ago

    Scenes when Heaton makes a dozen saves inc. a pen » Read

  19. Salah and Fernandes blank again as focus shifts to defensive assets 1 day, 37 mins ago

    Agree » Read

  20. Salah and Fernandes blank again as focus shifts to defensive assets 1 day, 38 mins ago

    Seems to be, random braces aside, City defs seem to be worth hits and Dallas has probably peaked. » Read