Fulchester's New Centre Forward
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Watching 'The NeverEnding Story' with the lads. F***ing huge mistake. Big Carlton went berserk when that f***ing horse died in the swamp. "Where horse go, boss?!" he yelped, tears streaming down his delicate face. "Where horse go? Horse go heaven? BRING BACK HORSE!!" Then he tore a radiator off the wall and fired it at Mark Noble. F*** this. Back to the cones and the f***ing drills. Great film, mind. He'll not get to see Falkor, the charismatic Luckdragon now. That's the real tragedy here. That flying c*** was simply magical.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Perhaps I'm being harsh. View is coloured by seeing him play live about a year ago for Leeds and get hooked at half-time for being so toothless. » Read

  2. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Jesus and Tony potentially more explosive (potentially nothing too). Actually, Dom might be a good choice after a bit of a rest and with Digne seemingly now fit. » Read

  3. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Back then of course mail was less likely to take a month to arrive or just vanish though » Read

  4. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiigne Interesting » Read

  5. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Laca maybe » Read

  6. How to cope with the highs and lows of this unpredictable FPL season 7 days, 22 hours ago

    Eddie's problem seems to be actually scoring goals though » Read

  7. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Seems a bit of a waste of FH only having ten » Read

  8. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Probably Tony, probably. » Read

  9. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Only watch Blackbox and highlights of Wire nowadays, though I know General is doing pretty well this year. GL. » Read

  10. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Somebody somewhere will definitely be going all in on SHU or Wolves though. Lord (TC)? » Read

  11. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    I'm just going to enjoy the magic of the cup until Monday and then start to worry. » Read

  12. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    In a good or bad way? » Read

  13. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    That 7 is not terrible and if you change a Spud into something else you should be fine. » Read

  14. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    I didn't mean that. I meant game must surely be off, don't know why they haven't announced it yet; though with PL anything seems possible. » Read

  15. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Kane and Watkins to Laca and Tony M work? Or Kane and Taylor to a City defender and Tony? » Read

  16. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Sterling ticking over off late. Assuming other 2 are KDB and a def, Sterling probably gives you a bit more flexibility in structure. » Read

  17. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Inclined to agree. (c) is everything » Read

  18. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    Maybe, if Villa Jrs can score against Liv why not. » Read

  19. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    It must be off if they are following the same rules as they have been and I'd imagine they will announce it before the deadline, but look how late the Fulham games last week was called off. » Read

  20. Top FPL differential targets for Gameweeks 18, 19 and beyond 8 days, 10 hours ago

    FH I'd go Sterling, otherwise Dias » Read