Fulchester's New Centre Forward
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Watching 'The NeverEnding Story' with the lads. F***ing huge mistake. Big Carlton went berserk when that f***ing horse died in the swamp. "Where horse go, boss?!" he yelped, tears streaming down his delicate face. "Where horse go? Horse go heaven? BRING BACK HORSE!!" Then he tore a radiator off the wall and fired it at Mark Noble. F*** this. Back to the cones and the f***ing drills. Great film, mind. He'll not get to see Falkor, the charismatic Luckdragon now. That's the real tragedy here. That flying c*** was simply magical.

Comments (Last 30 Days)

  1. Arsenal and Man United's FPL assets performing well in Football Index 8 days, 21 hours ago

    Cancelo. Stones has got his goal for this year now. » Read

  2. Arsenal and Man United's FPL assets performing well in Football Index 8 days, 21 hours ago

    Apologies for spelling. Not drunk. » Read

  3. Arsenal and Man United's FPL assets performing well in Football Index 8 days, 21 hours ago

    before reading the article I assumed it was one taht had been one by PNE or Old Etonians or whatever that they were just going to sneak into the City trophy cabinet and hope nobody noticed. » Read

  4. Free FPL team planner tool to help with Blank and Double Gameweek strategy 10 days, 14 hours ago

    Good spot, but don't see much point in fretting before consensus on here tells you what to do. » Read

  5. Free FPL team planner tool to help with Blank and Double Gameweek strategy 10 days, 15 hours ago

    I'd expect Bailly to keep his place till he breaks again, but who knows. » Read

  6. Free FPL team planner tool to help with Blank and Double Gameweek strategy 10 days, 15 hours ago

    My plan has gone from TC GW19, to BB GW19, to do nothing GW19. God knows what those planning on FH and even WC are going through. » Read

  7. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

  8. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

    Saaaaaaaave » Read

  9. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

    Lovely stuff » Read

  10. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

    Sure - if Kev fires. Taken me all these years to realise that captain choice is the most important part of the whole game. » Read

  11. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

    Last week he was. Could work beautifully though. » Read

  12. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 21 hours ago

    Shame to lose Couf though. Defensively a more reliable option than Dallas and would rather bench him than Dallas who is relying on attacking returns. » Read

  13. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    2 is plenty » Read

  14. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    It sure is » Read

  15. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Rather lose Taylor if poss » Read

  16. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Take 'em away, boys. » Read

  17. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Bench def is? Prefer A of those two, though wouldn't rely on Holding to get many more attacking returns this season. » Read

  18. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Looks great. One problem is despite yesterday's stellar display, impossible to know if Foden will start and/or do well. » Read

  19. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Not sure what he did, but Pep clearly not happy. Wouldn't even mind a hit to get rid if necessary, a lot of dead cash. » Read

  20. The Arsenal players on the radar for Blank Gameweek 18 after West Brom win 12 days, 22 hours ago

    Like Vardy, not so keen on Gundo - rather double City def » Read