Fixtures

Frisking the Fixtures – Gameweek 4

After the unwanted fortnight’s interruption for international fixtures, we’re now in the home straight and edging ever closer to Gameweek 4. As always, this affords us the opportunity to give the fixtures a thorough frisking, assessing the upcoming schedules over the next few Gameweeks or so:

The Strong

Everton

David Moyes’ side will be looking to bounce back from a disappointing defeat at the Hawthorns last time round and, with a strong run of fixtures to come, the foreseeable future looks positive. The Toffees welcome (NEW, SOT, LIV) to Goodison in the next six and bearing in mind they returned a clean sheet in their only home game thus far against United, Moyes will be far from apprehensive.

With trips to Wigan, QPR and Swansea also on the agenda, faith in Everton’s assets is likely to take a turn for the good. Leighton Baines is the obvious candidate – priced at 7.1 in both FPL and the Sky Sports game, his set-pieces and spot-kicks, allied with the possibility of clean sheet returns, will see him earmarked by many. Steven Pienaar and Marouane Fellaini offer the threat from midfield, while Nikica Jelavic is likely to be afforded plenty of chances as the lone forward in the 4-5-1 formation.

Tottenham

It’s not been the easiest of starts under Andre Villas-Boas but Spurs still have reasons to be optimistic. Despite harvesting just two points and no clean sheets from their first three Gameweeks, the London outfit continue to be handed opportunities to get their season up and running, with (rdg, QPR, AVL) in the next four.

Gareth Bale has already suffered a drop in price in FPL and is down to 14% ownership – a clear indication of his current form, with the Welshman sitting on a mere five points right now. Gylfi Sigurdsson has also suffered – a couple of starts have lasted around the hour mark, while his other appearance came from the bench, with Villas-Boas struggling to get the best out of the Icelandic international. Emmanuel Adebayor could be set to start at Reading and could be a real differential if he comes good, with less than 4% ownership in FPL. At the back, Jan Vertonghen highlighted his attacking capabilities with a stunning free-kick for Belgium against Wales last Friday – the summer signing from Ajax has now settled at the Lane after being left out of the opener at Newcastle and has the offensive edge over his fellow defenders.

Swansea

Top scorers in the Premier League with 10 goals in their opening three, Michael Laudrup’s men are handed further opportunity to plunder points and goals over the next few Gameweeks. Swansea have three home games in the next five, with (EVE, RDG, WIG) all rolling up to the Liberty, while trips to Villa and Stoke hold little fear, with neither side producing a clean sheet so far.

Michu is now up to 7.3 in FPL, having netted in each of his first three matches – those latter two home clashes will tempt plenty to hand the Spaniard the armband. While Nathan Dyer and Wayne Routledge have both returned attacking points in their first trio of fixtures, the arrival of Pablo Hernandez raises doubts over their game time, with Routledge perhaps the most at threat. With Chico suspended for the next two league matches and Neil Taylor out for the season, Michel Vorm offers the comfort of save points if clean sheets go amiss, while Angel Rangel’s threat from right-back has already provided a goal for his Fantasy owners. Ben Davies is the real gamble here – a bargain bucket option, but with the Swan’s moving to seal the signature of Dwight Tiendalli today, the candidate for vacant left-back role now appears to be uncertain. Back up front, Danny Graham’s price across the Fantasy games still makes the lone forward a viable option, despite a single goal to date.

West Brom

Steve Clarke’s side go from strength to strength, with a strong start defying the doubters. Wins and clean sheets over Liverpool and Everton and a draw at Spurs have instilled a real confidence at the Hawthorns right now and the Baggies’ next four matches all look favourable, with home clashes against Reading and QPR supplemented by trips to Fulham and Villa.

Gareth McAuley and Liam Ridgewell have picked up the most suitors since the start of the season, though the arrival of Goran Popov is something of a worry. Popov is set to challenge Ridgewell for the left-back role, though the former Birmingham man could also move to centre-half (and vie with McAuley for game time) if ousted by the new boy. Ben Foster’s save points will be crucial to his cause, while further up the field, James Morrison has already returned a goal and assist from his role in “the hole”. Up top, only Shane Long looks to have established himself as a regular – when selected, Peter Odemwingie has been fielded out wide, while Romelu Lukaku has been reduced to the role of impact sub to this point.

Also Consider

Fulham – Martin Jol’s side welcome West Brom and Villa to the Cottage over the next six and travel to (wig, sot, rdg) affording them a chance to remedy their poor away form under the Dutchman last term. While Mark Schwarzer, Brede Hangeland and John Arne-Riise offer potential at the back, much depends on how Jol utilises his front line. Dimitar Berbatov looks nailed on and with spot-kicks likely to be in the bag, the Bulgarian is being lined up by many, while Mladen Petric’s owners will be keeping an eye on the Cottagers’ teamsheet over these next few games – a drop to the bench would see many sell him on.

West Ham – the Hammers roll up to Norwich this weekend on the back of a resounding win over Fulham and will be looking to replicate their home form on the road. Trips to QPR and Wigan also offer Sam Allardyce the chance to engineer a win or two, while home clashes with Sunderland and Southampton will see their assets pick up investment due to their back-to-back wins and clean sheets at Upton Park. Jussi Jaaskelainen has the luxury of save points to boost his tally and Guy Demel offers a real cut-price route into their back-four. Kevin Nolan is the obvious candidate in midfield, while we’re still awaiting news of Andy Carroll’s hamstring strain ahead of the visit to Carrow Road.

Chelsea – back after a blank Gameweek 3, the Blues have a trio of strong fixtures in the next four. Roberto Di Matteo’s side travel to QPR before hosting Stoke and Norwich – Eden Hazard will be handed the armband by many for those two games at the Bridge, while Fernando Torres offers a tempting, if somewhat riskier, alternative. With doubt over John Terry and Ashley Cole ahead of the Loftus Road match, Branislav Ivanovic may have to rely on his attacking threat to continue bringing home the points, while Juan Mata has already dropped to 9.0 in FPL due to the interest in Hazard; with less than 5% ownership, the Spaniard has the potential to be a decent differential here.

Aston Villa – a gritty point at Newcastle last time round will have Paul Lambert hoping the tide has turned. The fixture list now smiles kindly on the Midlands outfit, with (SWA, WBA, NOR) all arriving at Villa Park in the next six, with a trip to Southampton also thrown in. Ciaran Clark offers a cheap route at the back and has already grabbed a goal this season, while Barry Bannan has perhaps been their most impressive midfielder to date. Darren Bent now needs to step up after a poor start, while new boy Christian Benteke could be a real punt up front, should Lambert maintain his recent 4-4-2.

The Weak

Stoke

The fixture list continues to be cruel and unrelenting towards the Potters. Tony Pulis’ side are still without a clean sheet this term and now face a schedule that sees them square up to City, Chelsea, Swansea, Liverpool and United over the next five Gameweeks. Ryan Shawcross’ 20% of FPL ownership may find defensive returns hard to come by, though Peter Crouch as picked up a respectable six points per game over the first three and is still in under 5% of teams.

Norwich

Having picked themselves up after the Gameweek 1 mauling at Fulham, Norwich have registered a couple of draws but the next six fixtures look a real test for the Canaries. While the visit of West Ham may offer a little respite, Chris Hughton’s side then face (new, LIV, che, ARS) from Gameweeks 5-8; it’s fair to say that little investment is likely here until the schedule takes a turn for the better. With only two goals and no clean sheets under Hughton yet, it’s an easy decision for many.

QPR

A point from their first three matches is indicative of a team in transition right now. Mark Hughes’ influx of summer signings have clearly yet to gel and will need to get their act together quickly if they’re to climb up the table. Chelsea, West Ham and Everton all make their way to Loftus Road in the next six, while trips to Spurs, West Brom and Arsenal will offer real tests to the out-of-sorts side – Julio Cesar looks set for a busy introduction between the posts over the new few matches.

Also Be Wary Of…

Man United – While this weekend’s home clash with Wigan looks enticing, Sir Alex Ferguson’s side then face three difficult away trips over the following five Gameweeks. United make their way to (liv, new, che) and may need to rely on Robin Van Persie to fire them to victory once again, bearing in mind they have conceded in both their matches on the road thus far. With Spurs also making their way to Old Trafford during their upcoming run of games, United’s next few matches look likely to test a backline that has yet to register a single clean sheet.

Wigan – the next four Gameweeks look tricky for Roberto Martinez to engineer. Trips to United and Sunderland are unlikely to persuade many to take a punt on the post-Victor Moses Latics, while Fulham and Everton should both give Wigan a real battle at the DW.

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  1. Wild Rover
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    11 years, 8 months ago

    Murray sounds like he he is having sex with himself every shot....... Just about forgivable with Sharapova but .... 😐

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    1. frankiefernandez
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      He's having sex with Sharapova?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I would make noises ... 😉

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      2. Wild Rover
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        No,I am.... which bit of 'with himself' are you struggling with?

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        1. frankiefernandez
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          Picturing Murray doing that is a bit of a struggle :/

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    2. Thick Of It
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      Djok is not much better, and the squeaky trainers are doing my nut in

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      1. Wild Rover
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        +1 on the trainers, he has only lust started to try and out grunt Murray though, weird

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        1. Parm
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          Murray's is the more feminine though.

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  2. Piggs Boson
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    Does anyone think Cazorla won't rise tonight? I want to hold out for as long as possible so i can catch another rise before i bring in Cazorla.

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    1. 4vets
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      11 years, 8 months ago

      What other rise? No-one else looks likely.

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      1. Declan-
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        Yeah actually

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      2. Piggs Boson
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        I'm waiting for the surge that comes near a deadline. Lots should rise on a single day, i'm expecting it thurday/friday

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        1. 4vets
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          11 years, 8 months ago

          Although probably not tonight, Santi will rise tomorrow 🙁

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          1. 4vets
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            *if not injured

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          2. Piggs Boson
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            Hopefully not... but yeah, i might just have to drop the 0.1 i've gained on a mid.

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    2. Declan-
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      i don't think so. I'll wait until tomorrow to get him instead of lampard

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    3. MJ6987
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      He won't rise tonight.

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    4. Jebiga
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      He will not rise 100%

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  3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    evening lads. What have I missed today?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Not a lot. The defenestration of the table tennis man.

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      1. 4vets
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        11 years, 8 months ago

        I still snigger every time I read it 🙂

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        oh joy 🙄

        Loved AFClegend's post, bloody brilliant

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        1. Low-Life
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          Lol. Very funny.

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      3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        If I were you, I would cease posting that ... 😉

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        1. Parm
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          Oh...shall I post this instead? 😀 😉

          http://uefacouncil.wordpress.com/2012/08/23/wild-cards-some-fantasy-strategies/

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            I am semi-serious - and on your side ... 🙂

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      4. Piggs Boson
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        😆

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    2. hillbillypete
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      Oldham have Jose Baxter on trial

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    3. Optimus.
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      ben davies is on penaltys

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 12 Years
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        if only

        If Michu is then... 😀

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  4. Piggs Boson
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    Wow, what a rally...

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    1. Declan-
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      I WANT SKY SPORTS!!!!!

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      1. Parm
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        There are some perfectly decent streams out there! 😉

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        1. Declan-
          • 12 Years
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          Not if you live in the countryside with something that can barely be classed as Broadband 🙁

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        2. Smellbobs
          • 11 Years
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          paddy power

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          1. Midtable
            • 11 Years
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            on it

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      2. Holy See
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        It is great.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          • 14 Years
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          How would you know? You are all-seeing anyway??? 😛

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          1. Holy See
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            Skygo, or Skybed as I call it, just the ticket! & On the 8th day I created...

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          2. 4vets
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            Free bloody channels across the board. Oh to be omnipotent...

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    2. Thick Of It
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      Great body serve by Murray too

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  5. Ryder1991
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    How's my WC team looking please?

    Cerny, Jussi

    Williams, Baines, Cuellar, Demel, Clyne

    Hazard, HBA, Pienaar, Santi, (Obita)

    Berb, RVP, Tevez.

    I'm liking it, got all the big teams covered and a few risks that could pan out, I hope!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      It is appalling. Lacks grace, wit AND style.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        the keepers are just awful (well Cerny is anyway), Obita, really?

        Oh and no Ridgewell 😛

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          There you go. 'Nuff said.

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          1. 4vets
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            Ridgewell? You need some Foster!

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              I never, ever drink lager. I prefer my beer BEFORE it passes through management. 😉

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      2. Holy See
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        Lacks Grace, Wit & Style? Course it does, they play in the championship 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          For a Holy feller, you are wholly without perspicacity!!! 😉

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          1. Holy See
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            Without perspicacity! Well, I,I've never been so complimented, insulted, excited?
            *gets out dictionary*

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              😛

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      3. Scroobius Mac
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        No team with Berba can lack style, grace and wit.

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        1. 4vets
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          It can lack goals though.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            But not Cuban Cigars ... 😀

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Obita? Whoooooooooooooo?

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      1. Ryder1991
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        Reading player, only had 4.4 and he fitted the bill. Will never EVER grace my team though.

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          How much is Guthrie?

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        2. Mílanista
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          • 12 Years
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          Get Guthrie for the same price.

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        • 12 Years
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        exactly, defensive mid, on loan at Everton and about 4th in the pecking order behind Gibson, Fellaini, Neville.

        For 5 million I'd rather have Maloney, hell I'd even rather have Gibson

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    3. Mílanista
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      Cerny needs to go, no idea who Obita is. The rest is fine.

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      1. Ryder1991
        • 11 Years
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        Cerny is the only reserve GK I can afford, never been into expensive keepers, don't appeal to me.
        Balls, Guthrie is 4.4, and I chose Obita over him, AM I CRAZY!?

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        1. Declan-
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          In a word ...... Yes

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        2. Mílanista
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          You need two keepers who play, the extra .5 for Begovic will be justified by the additional points it brings. If you are on WC just switch to Guthrie now.

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          1. Ryder1991
            • 11 Years
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            And which defender for 4.6 then? Have to downgrade Williams

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    4. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      • 14 Years
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      Lovely midfield and forwards. Standard defenders found in almost every team. Who is Obita?
      Cerny will not play.

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    5. megatronaldinho
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      11 years, 8 months ago

      you need obita sensibility smacked into you. buy real players. who get points

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  6. Magic Hamster
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    • 11 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Any help?

    Michu & Morrison or Yaya & Routledge/ Maloney?

    I'm thinking Michu may score more, but Yaya is probably more likely to get clean sheet points and score a few/ get assists while he's at it.

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    1. Declan-
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      The first one

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  7. megatronaldinho
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    wow, wot i took from this article is that 1 in 5 people has shawcross :/ have their nurses taken over team management while they sleep off their comas. actually that's insulting towards nurses

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      its whats known as the needle vor effect

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    2. Declan-
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      He's a popular pick every year. Not sure why

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      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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        Did not someone say it was something to do with the auto team selects?

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        1. Declan-
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          Maybe at the start but surely people change their team sometime after that

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  8. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
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    Cazorla or Hazard??

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Get both.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      both, but for now Hazard

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    3. Declan-
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      Both ideally but if you have to choose then cazorla

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      1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
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        • 13 Years
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        50 - 50 so far!

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        1. Declan-
          • 12 Years
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          Cazorla, cazorla, cazorla, cazorla makes it 5-1

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          1. Declan-
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            😉

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    4. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Last week Hazard, this week Cazorla.

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  9. Got grey hair
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    Hi all.

    I'm wild carding this week and this is my current team (0.1 in the bank)

    Foster, Jaaskelainen
    Ivanovic, Rangel, Jenkinson, Boyce, Fonte
    Hazard, Yaya Toure, Michu, Dembele, Maloney
    Van Persie, Tevez, Berbatov

    I am thinking maybe i need some Everton coverage but can't seem to make room for anyone. Any advice greatly appreciated.

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Save wildcard.

      Dembele to Guthrie.
      Then Ivanovic to Baines?

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      1. Got grey hair
        • 12 Years
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        Too late to save the wildcard, the button was pressed last Saturday night.

        Guthrie and Maloney in the same team? No love for Dembele as a bit of cheap spurs coverage?

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        1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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          Good, at least you wildcarded at the right time this GW.

          I'm looking into possibility of that but then I'm getting costlier players at the back.

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        2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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          Downgrade Berbs and get Pienaar in for Dembele?

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    2. Lanley Staurel
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      Why on earth would you wildcard with a good team and no injuries??!!

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      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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        This. Just Cazorla / Baines missing for me.

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        1. Got grey hair
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          I'm tempted by Yaya -> cazorla and ivanovic -> Baines but would need to do Maloney -> Guthrie and downgrade Boyce and jenkinson, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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      2. Got grey hair
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        How do you know I had a good team?

        I neede hazard and Michu before the prices got out of hand and needed to get rid of DDG amongst others.

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      3. Got grey hair
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        Sorry, I meant current wildcard team

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  10. Wild Rover
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    Tough call in the battle of the WaGs tonight... 😀

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    1. Declan-
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      It has to be kim

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  11. Optimus.
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    hmm no way im going to be able to stay up for the duration of the tennis the way its going..if i set my alarm for 6am i might catch the last set

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  12. Piggs Boson
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    I feel dirty watching this tennis. These grunts are putting graphic images in my head...

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      That is the trouble with watching porn ... 😉

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    2. Optimus.
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      i have to mute it for fear the missus upstairs is doubting my sexuality

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I heard a creak outside my door, i think my house mates are getting curious! 😆

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Well, if SHE doubts it ... 😆

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      3. 4vets
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        On that note, I'm off to bed! Night all.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          But ... it is too early, dear Liza ...

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNbdOxSUnH4&feature=related

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            Abandoned. Betrayed. *sobs*

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            1. beric
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              Chin up

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                *sniffles*

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    3. Midtable
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      does watching the weight lifting have the same effect

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I only watch the female weight lifting. And i don't need the grunts for dirty images to enter my mind for that particular sport 😉

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        1. Midtable
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Funny that, I usually think of toilets when I see people squatting and straining

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    4. megatronaldinho
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      your partners sound like andy murray......? fair play. i guess.

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        No, they are unwelcome graphical images i assure you!

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  13. Smellbobs
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    please just finish the first set so i can go to bed!

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    1. Smellbobs
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      and good night!

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  14. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Murray wins first set! 😀

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Incredible, i think this game is going to take a while!

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  15. Alan The Llama
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Come on the muzzard

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  16. Parm
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Set Point No6 🙄

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      FINALLY!!!!

      Murray 1-0 Joker

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        😀 😀 😀

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  17. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Is it me or does Murray look like he's left his proper kit at home and had to get stuff from the lost property box?

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Boots look a bit heavy...

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      1. Parm
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Is it cus they is black? 😉

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    2. afcblegend
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      ha true. he's looking like he did back when he was 17, except obviously not skinny any more!

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  18. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Ok, so thoughts on my UCL team

    Malafeev, Pyatov

    Gibbs, Alex, Vida, Vidal, Alba

    KPB, Sammir, Valencia, Shirokov, Robben

    Messi, Ibra, Mkhitaryan

    1.5 in bank

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Generic, never heard of many of them...... 😀

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      IT'S A DOOSRA!!! 😀

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      1. Declan-
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        I see what you did there 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Yes - but does he? 🙂

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          1. Declan-
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Hmmmmm

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        *logs to change to team* 😉

        The 3rd striker is a major punt. but his stats are awesome so far, could be like a Doumbia from last year. Frees up much cash, as do Sammir and Vida

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I do have bad news. You and I have many of the same picks ... 😀

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            ah well. just occasionally your picks pay off (look at Ridgewell). the keeper one is interesting, one is away on the first day, the other at home on the second every week. Removes any chance of losing an unexpected away CS.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Indeed! 🙂

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  19. Declan-
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Is anyone else here not going to make a ucl team?

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    1. tangtastic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Why aren't you playing?

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      1. Declan-
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        I still might but i don't really have the time

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    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Me... everyone copying everyone elses team because they only know 40% of the players... 🙄

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Me - too much hassle with all the manager subs and changing captains bollocks.

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      1. Declan-
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        +1. Fpl is great because it is not complicated. I played 4 or 5 games last year and lost interest in all but fpl and i know i'd be the same with the ucl game

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    4. Pat Mustard
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Yup.

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  20. tangtastic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Ok. Since so many of my fans are apparently out tonight.. I have a confession to make.

    Ahem.

    I AM NEEDLEVOR!!!!

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Are you ... really? 😉

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    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Gutted.... harpooned in fact 🙁

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Stitched up??? 😉

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      2. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Oh come on.. not really.

        Even the 15 year old version of me high on coca cola and fizzy sherbet couldn't maintain that level of obnoxiousness for that long a time.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Now, you would in fact be surprised ... 😀

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          1. tangtastic
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Christ. Coming face to face with the 15yr old version of me.. I'm going to have a nightmare tonight..

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    3. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      What's your FPL team name then?

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Tangtastic 😎

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    4. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      if your needlevor post that profile pic of yourself on that man seeking man dating website 😉

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      1. tangtastic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Ha. I don't have to be Needlevor to do that 😉

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      2. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        If you got matched up with him you should ask for your money back 😉

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        1. tangtastic
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          😯

          *Regrets original post*

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        2. 1966 was a great year for E…
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Jesus. Delete history, delete history!

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          1. Declan-
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            QUICKLY, QUICKLY AAAARGGGGHHHHHH

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            1. Parm
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Sorry guys.

              I just thought i'd share. 😀 😉

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              1. Declan-
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 8 months ago

                Please no more

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          2. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            😆

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        3. Mull
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          😆

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      3. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Hence my 'harpoon' comment...

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        1. Optimus.
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          i got it its hard to forget

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  21. bigfoot
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Graham ---> Berbatov, Anybody see anything wrong with that???

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    1. Midtable
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Zero wrong with that, Graham isnt needed if you have Michu, which I am assuming most people do

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      1. bigfoot
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        sweet thanks mate, already have michu. Welcome Berba 🙂

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  22. Bio Hazard
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Trigger pulled on the WC, how does this team look on a scale of zero to sexy?

    0.2 in the bank

    Jussi (Begovic)

    Baines Jenkinson Rafael (Demel Davies)

    Michu Hazard Yaya Cazorla (Guthrie)

    RVP(c) Tevez Lambert

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    1. Midtable
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Sexy even when sober

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Identical mids and front to almost all others.

      The worry is how much longer Jenkinson may play. Rafael never popular here it seems.

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    3. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Sorry, yes sexy!

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    4. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Except davies and yaya it might be the team i'd pick. Like it a lot

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    5. gdog2244
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      no jenkinson

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Everyone seems to think it's a sure thing Sagna will come straight into the side but how can you change a defence that has yet to concede? I think Jenkinson has been brilliant the first three games.

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        1. DVassell
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          I think Sagna will be eased into a few reserve games before he comes back fully...the man has been away for a while now

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        2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Agree, but that is short term. He surely will return then a FT is needed to get him out.

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          1. The EJJ
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Davies won't play, they've signed some dutch guy.

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    6. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Mildly moist

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    7. DVassell
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      following my post below get rid of rafa and lambert and you will have:

      Jussi (Begovic)

      Baines Jenkinson Cuellar (Demel Davies)

      Michu Hazard Yaya Cazorla (Guthrie)

      RVP(c) Tevez Berba

      SICKKKKKK

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    8. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I think I will dance on the other side of the Church Hall ... 😉

      Nah - it is pretty good.

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    9. simsey
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Looks good mate

      I'd have Rodallaga or Petric for this week and switch to Lambert next week.
      If i was really fussy i'd say Jenkinson wioll give you a problem when hes dropped for Sagna and that Demel and Davies dont rotate but Sagnas a few weeks from coming back anyway.

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  23. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Djoko looking ragged at the moment. Murray really must cash in and get two sets up. Djoko will inevitably comeback at some point.

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    1. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Hopefully he pushes on after that break

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      1. Captain Berbarossa - arrrrr…
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Yeah, you don't opportunities like this in a Grandslam final and a top player like Djoko goes awol. Definitely a huge opportunity for Andy.

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  24. DVassell
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    a)Cuellar + Berba

    or

    b)Rafael + Lambert?

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    1. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      B. I'm not feeling the berba love

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        1. Midtable
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Musical therapy?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            When sexual healing is not available ... 😀

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            1. Midtable
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              🙂 how long does it take to work

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 8 months ago

                At my age, forever!!! 😆

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    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      A

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    3. beric
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      B

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    4. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      A

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  25. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    just seen an advert there for Roseanne Comedy Roast on sunday

    1 of the roasters says "you had gastric bypass surgery in 1992..and beat it!!!"

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  26. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Please Rate:

    -----Jussi(Bego)----
    Cuellar-Saylor-Gibbs-(Davies,Demel)
    Michu-Cazorla-Hazard-Bale-(Guthrie)
    Berbatov-RVP-Tevez

    Thanks

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Lacks a solid defender *Cough* Baines *Cough*, but other than that it's god damn fine!

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        +1

        I'd downgrade Bale to Pienaar/McClean/Johnson and upgrade Demel to Baines.

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        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Anyone getting rid of Bale is gonna eat shit until they buy him back but even then the taste will linger...... 😉

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          1. Dark_Mata
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            haha. must be a spurs fan.

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            1. Wild Rover
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Nope

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        2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Bale due 15 pointer.

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  27. Wild Rover
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Murray looking like he may finally become British (Olympics don't count as there was no Scottish option)... 🙂

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  28. Declan-
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Go andy go

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    1. Holy See
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Long way to gooo!!

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          1. Declan-
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 8 months ago

            Youtube off. Go 🙂

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Riding the wave. Oh, man ... !!! 😛

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            1. Holy See
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Forgot how slick that programme was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzziH39B2aY

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 8 months ago

                *shudders*

                😯 Phil Collins??? The poison dwarf??? 😉

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    2. FF Dirtbag
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      COMMME ONNNN

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      1. Wild Rover
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ..Tim

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    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Run Forrest

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  29. The Duke
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Is Bertrand worth a shout this week with Terry and Cole possible doubts?

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      This weeks yes, long term no.

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  30. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Parm

    When you were planning on introducing us to the family?

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=834347361882&set=a.666350064812.201404.284100089&type=1&theater

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    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😀

      I was expecting a picture of a guy in a field of cows or something 😀 😉

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    2. Declan-
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 8 months ago

      😆

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