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Podcast February 7

The ScoutCast – Episode Ninety Seven – Dogging

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Better late than never, our ninety seventh episode of the ScoutCast delivers another 45 minutes of mirth, plus injury time.

With the Professor otherwise engaged, it’s left to Jonty to provide backup to myself and Granville, arriving to deliver another “Fully Jonty” – the first to feature a community victim.

Doosra’s Fantasy fortunes come under the microscope, revealing a penchant for bandwagons and knee jerk transfers. Nevertheless, we try to go easy on the experienced campaigner, rounding things off with the extraordinary tale of the Doosra rescuing Jonty’s dog. True story.

That treat rounds off an episode that includes all the usual regulars, including our rinse through the forthcoming double Gameweek which Granville insists on placing within inverted commas: the weirdo.

Be lead astray via this link or stream your pedigree chums via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1st

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      http://imagehaul.com/thehauls/a102e4b89eb70e871670f5e078fcf098.gif

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        F5 doesn't work on my computer...maybe it's because it's a mac? You'll have to come up with a better explanation Mr.Sherlock 😉

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/images/17/2009/07/refresh-finder.png

          Case closed.

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  2. Lord Flashheart
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    The FIRST second of the scout cast did not have Doosra. Surely coming soon.

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    1. Lord Flashheart
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      Second one more promising....

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  3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Well ... EARWIG 0!!! 😀

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  4. Piggs Boson
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    http://derpface.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Oh-Boy-Reaction-Gif.gif

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  5. Mark
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    Thanks for your patience guys - just staked up on me today. It's a good episode, though - even if we do say so ourselves.

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    1. Kostja
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      no sweat. keep up the great work

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    2. Thomass
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      No problem mark!

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    3. Granville
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      Pedigree chums 😆

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      😥 😆 😉

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    5. Yossi
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      Cheers Mark, don't think there's been this much hype over a Scoutcast in years, which means the Full Jonty has pretty much achieved its objective of getting us lot involved 😀

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    6. pezzerman
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      loved the new feature last week...keep up the good work!

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  6. alex5
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    wooooooooooooooo scoutcast

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  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Lovely, but it will have to wait

    I shall give the Doosracast a listen tomorrow

    Night lads

    The Bad - Up at 5:30, work at 7

    The good - Free Pizza

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    1. Thomass
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      Night my friend remember next season!

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    2. isacki: full casual
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      night, you work in dominos?

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  8. Zep
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    Bring it ON!

    Well worth getting up early for... 😀

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  9. Captain Shirokov
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    *skips to the Full Jonty*

    (Will listen to rest tomorrow)

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Cheat.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        Has to be done.

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  10. Demí
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    Oooh dogging!

    Shall give this a listen now

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  11. J0E
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    To play along at home ... Doosra's fpl ID is 26677.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      😛

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Good work 🙂

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    3. Back to Back Ballacks
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      Tekkers

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  12. Namtab Nomolos
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    Tempting to skip forward, but the build up will be good too.

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  13. Trigg ⭐️
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    Exciting times!

    😀 @ the digs on Doos coming early too.

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      How charming you are ... 😉

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  14. Well you know, Triffic
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    Didn't know Collymore would be on this week.

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    1. Demí
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      🙂

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  15. Viper
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    Brilliant scoutcast, really enjoyed it! Keep up the good work!

    ............I presume this is what i will be saying 😉

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      I loved the bit half-way through that I haven't got to yet...cracks me up every time!

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      1. Viper
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        Always has, always will

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  16. isacki: full casual
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    Isn't this one an 18?

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    1. Parm
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      *Gets out fake ID*

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      1. isacki: full casual
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        McLovin.

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  17. Back to Back Ballacks
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    DOGGING!
    FFS NIGHTS, I love it!
    😯

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    1. Back to Back Ballacks
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      And a Doosra dissection to top it off, this is gonna be golden 🙂

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  18. Yossi
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    Wonder if there's any reference to RBJ's "fighter fodder", now that would be a laugh 😆 !

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  19. isacki: full casual
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    The real question is, how did you fit Doosra's roasting into ONE scoutcast?

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    1. Zep
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      45 mins, one for every transfer... 😉

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Sooo unkind! 😛

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      1. Granville
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        Omg, the stare is back and I'm afraid.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          😀 😉

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        2. isacki: full casual
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          Your team is getting flame grilled in the Dooscast next week.

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          1. Granville
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            Well used to it. My team has been round the block on many a podcast.

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              I think you should get the NSPCC involved Granny, don't suffer in silence!

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    3. Granville
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      It's almost an hour long and that was cutting it down.

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      1. Mark
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        We had over five minutes of the "off air" chat in there when I calculated the time. By the way, I kept to my promise regarding your call from Oz 😉

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        1. Wild Rover
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          You two sound like you are on the same path me and my ex-wife followed... Just sayin'

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  20. Viper
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    Marc Wilson isn't TOO far away from another fall, on 74%. needs about 500 more transfers out..

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      I can't see it myself. He's cheap enough anyway 🙂

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      1. Viper
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        Only 7 transfers out today, can't see where those other 700 are going to come from 🙂

        Here's hoping, every penny counts 🙂

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        1. Viper
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          *500 😉

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  21. Parm
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    Skip to 31 minutes for Doosra's hammering....

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Listening to the whole thing for the calm before the storm...

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  22. isacki: full casual
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    Doos are you sitting with a glass of red wine and some cheese then?

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    1. Yossi
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      That's like asking Doos if he's alive...

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      What do YOU think? 😉

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        Manchego, and Vino Nobile di Montepulciano, since you ask ... 😀

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      2. isacki: full casual
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        You've made one of your slow cooked casseroles again haven't you? Probably pork.

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          Bingo! 😯 How did you know??? 😀

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            Like a clock 😆

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              Jesus wept. That predictable. Sad! 😆

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              1. isacki: full casual
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                No, in control of your life!

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                1. isacki: full casual
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                  (Context: I ate at Burger King this morning)

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                    😯 Errgggh! 😀

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  23. Captain Shirokov
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    Putting him to shame, they are 😛

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      No spoilers! 🙂

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  24. Trigg ⭐️
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    Good points on the 'insurance' theory. This is why I didn't take a hit this week.

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  25. Mílanista
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    Time to listen to Doosra's team getting torn to pieces, night all.

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    1. isacki: full casual
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      Night!

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  26. Wild Rover
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    Movies.

    We all love 'em and 'best films ever' post's are fairly common but answers tend to be fairly similar.

    So... How about your fav three that will never feature in a critics list? YOUR favs, 🙂 Me?

    The Untouchables
    Planes Trains Automobiles
    Cast Away

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    1. The Light Knight
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      Return of the King
      Titanic
      Ben Hur

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Justin Bieber: Never say never
      Warrior
      Up

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    3. iCon
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      Happy Gilmore
      Hunchback hairball of LA
      Intermission

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Is this as good as it gets?
      The Odd Couple
      My Talks with Dean Spanley

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    5. SC not pearls before swine
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      Midnight Run
      Sugar
      Zoolander

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      1. iCon
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        +1 on Zoolander

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    6. Piggs Boson
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      12 Angry Men
      Monty Python's the Meaning of Life
      Sleuth

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      1. iCon
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        Original 12 Angry Men? If so, yep...

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          Of course. There's a remake? 😯

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      2. Piggs Boson
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        & Mean Girls.

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    7. isacki: full casual
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      Hero
      Fever Pitch
      Longitude (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192263/)

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      1. The Light Knight
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        Only seen the 1st part of Hero, seemed class

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          Yeah, it's a work of beauty, wonderful theme as well. Won't spoil the ending for you, but let's say it ends like every Chinese story.

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    8. Mark
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      12 Angry Men
      Rear Window
      Annie Hall

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      1. applebonkers
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        this reads hilariously in the recent comments section as 1 sentence

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        1. isacki: full casual
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          i can't find the verb 'rear window' in urban dictionary yet, must be a new one

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          1. isacki: full casual
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            HAHAHAHA YES I CAN
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rear%20window

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            1. applebonkers
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              the name in the example 😆

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              1. isacki: full casual
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                "Mark loved when Ann would give him a Rear Window on their glass coffee table."

                Genuine hairs standing on neck moment right now.

                What.

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                1. Mark
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                  Lol. What are the chances?

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              2. applebonkers
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                *names

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          2. applebonkers
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            whatever it is #prayforAnniehall

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            1. isacki: full casual
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              Judging from the above, it's more like #shitonanniehall

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    9. megatronaldinho
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      Once were warriors. Withnail and I. and.. um lebowski i guess. it wud be remiss of me to omit that

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  27. Piggs Boson
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    Ouch. I'm so glad i don't have Sterling this week...

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      It really is a dilemma isn't it.

      But then surely he won't play both, and Fellaini at United > Sterling in any home game

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        The thing is, we all had a January WC. I thought Puncheon was the budget midfielder to get around that period 😐

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    2. Wild Rover
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      Ouch? Apart from being a crap pick, have I missed something?

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        What do you do? Do you play him, or bench him? Transfer him out?

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        1. Wild Rover
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          Got rid weeks ago.. Does anyone still have him? If they have it's too late but they would have to play

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          1. Piggs Boson
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            Mark. I forgot you don't listen to the scoutcast 🙂

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        2. The Shadow
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          Never captain, never start.

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  28. Spoiler
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    Suggestions? 0.2 in bank

    Begovic
    G.J | Demel | Davies
    Bale | Mata | Walcott | Michu
    RVP | Suarez | Benteke

    Bunn, Puncehon, Onoaha, Cuellar

    Thinking demel to R.martin?

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  29. Royal5
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    A) fellaini -> michu (will lose .4 on fellaini)

    or

    B) azpi -> enrique

    -other dgw players are Suarez and Davies

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    1. Spoiler
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      b

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  30. Geezer
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    Have you guys read this? http://i1114.photobucket.com/albums/k540/eza147/PossibleGW29Blanks_zpsc73b0d15.png

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