The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – Wednesday

A midweek programme under lights provides an avalanche of points as Luis Suarez delivers one of the biggest solo hauls in memory. By contrast, Wayne Rooney’s evening was blighted by a blank, a fifth booking and a home defeat as United’s title challenge withers before Christmas.

The Game Changer

Prior to tonight’s Anfield clash with Norwich, Brendan Rodgers remarked that Liverpool could not depend solely on Luis Suarez for goals following the injury to Daniel Sturridge. Within half an hour, Suarez had emphatically proved him wrong.

It’s ironic that, on an evening where Yaya Toure and Eden Hazard made up ground on Aaron Ramsey’s relentless midfield profits, a striker dominated once again. Suarez, like Sergio Aguero weeks before, stuck to the script to fire a devastating haul of four goals and an assist as he returned to haunt Norwich who continue to haemorrhage goals on their travels.

That shouldn’t detract from Suarez’s display. Thirteen strikes in just nine Premier League starts represents form that matches the very best spells we saw from Robin van Persie last season. In simple terms, Suarez has become essential. Not least to offer a captaincy option who almost guarantees regular returns with the propensity to explode to levels that no other player, not even the prolific Aguero, can match.

The Selection Poser

United’s home defeat came packaged with a bitter pill for Wayne Rooney owners who had to watch on while both Suarez and Aguero returned to the scoresheet while their man blanked. That was compounded by a fifth booking of the season, which guarantees another blank to follow as Rooney sits out the home clash with Newcastle in Saturday’s early kick-off.

It remains to be seen how this will influence transfer trends in the next few days but, having harvested large numbers of investors since his brace at Spurs, Rooney could now be set for heavy sales and a rapid price drop over the next ten days.

Elsewhere, rotation took a chunk out of our squads once again, with an array of talent “rested” to the bench. Olivier Giroud’s remaining owners were perturbed by the news that the Frenchman was handed a much-needed break with a Hull City defence, sans Curtis Davies, arriving at the Emirates. With Nicklas Bendtner firing an unlikely early goal, there may even be further fidgeting required. The last thing Giroud’s owners wanted or expected was the much-maligned Dane suggesting he could deputise as the lone striker from this point on. Nevertheless, an immediate recall against Everton is surely on the cards for the seven-goal Frenchman.

Stephane Sessegnon’s plight looks more serious. Ranked highly in the Watchlist off the back of decent early form for the Baggies, coupled with an enviable set of fixtures, the Benin international has laboured of late and Steve Clarke’s decision to bench him this evening may well be more damaging.

Typically, Sessegnon’s flame has faded badly. Having been the catalyst for much of West Brom’s attacking verve in their five-match unbeaten run which included the win at Old Trafford, he’s slipped back into obscurity at a time when the fixture computer appeared to hand him the chance to establish himself as a mid-price midfield asset of note.

Once again, those who took a punt on a midfield differential have been let down and Sessegnon’s owners will now be wondering if their man can win a recall for the visit of Norwich at the weekend.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. nibir
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Name 3 strikers who'll score this GW except KUn & Suarez

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    1. The Finnisher
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      Chamakh, Bendtner and Altidore are in some decent form.

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      1. Scottys Army
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        J rod

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      2. Granville
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        You've picked the worst 3 strikers in the league because they've just scored. Maybe that was your intention 🙂

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        1. The Finnisher
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          😉

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        2. JFHasselbaink
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          I think Carlton Cole might have something to say about that

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          1. The Finnisher
            • 12 Years
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            and Danny Graham.

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      3. nibir
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        Suarez+KUn = Chamakh+Bentdner
        What say ??

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  2. Sarnab
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    What to do next week ??

    De Gea
    Chico Clyne Ward
    Ramsey De Guzmán Coutinho Hazard
    Giroud Suárez Agüero

    Subs: Jakupovic Brady Distin M.Turner

    1FT, 0.2 in bank

    Thinking of M.Turner > Flanagan. Yes or No??
    Any other options

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      flanagan sucks and the fixtures suck, steer clear

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  3. The Finnisher
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    Only 2 more sleeps and we start over 🙂

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    1. Podge
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      You can sleep 😯

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  4. SkyCell
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Whats happened with Murner? Bennett took his place for good?

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  5. Luis Suarez Ate My Homework
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    So I transfer out Toure for Gerrard and what happens? Toure scores 2 goals and Gerrard racks up a measly assist despite his team bagging 5.

    Bugger.

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  6. Wilshere Knowledge
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Im sittting in around 70k, and i got 93 (-4) and got a red arrow. how can you catch up!?

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    1. r0nh
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      Stop taking hits?

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      1. Wilshere Knowledge
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        thats a good idea... this week i did boruc to panti and januzaj to morrison. 1 point and a ban, and a -2! worst transfers ever?

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        1. r0nh
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          10 years, 4 months ago

          Transfers are honestly overrated.

          I did RVP to Rooney this week.

          He got 1 point & suspended next week 🙁

          If I had did nothing, I would have got Barkley's 3 points off the bench & had 2 FT's this week.

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          1. Herman Toothrot
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            On 4 yellows and playing against his old club. Had to happen.

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            1. r0nh
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              🙁

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  7. GoonerByron
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    Think I need to get rid of Walcott, is Gerrard a good, nailed on replacement?

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
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      i was gunna get him this week... i think nows about the time to have him.

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      1. GoonerByron
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        Walcott or Gerrard? 😀

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        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 10 Years
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          walcott 😀 i think Courinho was knicking some set pieces as wel last night, so that puts me off Gerrard quite a bit

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      yEP

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  8. r0nh
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    So windy here 🙁

    I couldnt sleep!

    Hurricanes!

    Matches postponed...

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  9. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    Mignolet(WHU)
    Ward(CAR)-Coleman(ars)-Turner(cry)-Johnson(WHU)
    Ramsey(EVE)-Ozil(EVE)-Kim(cry)-Hazard(sto)
    Suarez(WHU)-Remy(mun)

    Bench:Harper-Rooney-Ravel-Vlaar

    I have huge issues this weekend, could anyone help me?
    I have 1FT and 0.5M in bank

    Please suggest ANYTHING! 🙂

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  10. Ole Gunnar Kush
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone got news about Oscar?

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  11. Laserface
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Suggestions please .. What transfers should I make ?

    Mignolet
    Evra Chester Terry Coleman
    Ozil Ramsey Coutinho
    Remy Suarez Aguero

    Subs - Springthorpe,jwp,chester,chambers

    2 FT , 1.1 m in the bank

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    1. roscola
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard's on fire. Coutinho > Hazard and save the other to do Migs > Howard/Marshall further down the line

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      1. Granville
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        Is that a good transfer? Liverpool playing West Ham at home.

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        1. Caine & Co.
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          coutinho out is always a good transfer

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        2. roscola
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          I've really stopped believing in Coutinho. Doesn't matter who the opposition is if you're not scoring.

          The stats look good on the surface, but as people point out, his "shots" rarely test keepers.

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          1. Granville
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            Yeah I think Gerrard was the better pick but selling before that fixture could hurt. I haven't got Hazard neither and it was the only thing preventing me from posting a good score.

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            1. roscola
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              I'm trying to decide whether Ozil > Hazard is worth a hit, given their respective fixtures and the fact that Ozil is looking very much like a flat-track bully.

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  12. pompeyfan
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    What do people think of Amalfitano as a replacement for Brady? Don't have the money for Sess

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    1. svasei - Up (?) the Rovers
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      I'd get Brunt instead.

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      1. pompeyfan
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        I would, but I don't have a good a feeling of him keeping his place for the next few

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        1. Whazza
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          10 years, 4 months ago

          Who would take his place?

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          1. pompeyfan
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            There's Morrison. Mulumbu didn't play last night, neither did Sess. Gera is now back from injury. A few options in midfield

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    2. McEwan
      • 14 Years
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      I have only seen highlights and the full west Brom villa game of him. I thought he had a decent game, put in some Beausejour-esk crosses. If it wasn't for some poor finishing, he would have been in the points. Sure others can expand if it was a flash in the pan or if he does it consistently

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      1. pompeyfan
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        thanks, that is helpful

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  13. roscola
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    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Morning chaps. Some views on two plans for the next two weeks: Hollywood and Ditchwater.

    Ditchwater plan: Barkley & Migs > Bannan & Howard
    Hollywood plan: Ozil & Sess > Hazard & Silva (should be fit after this weekend)

    Sick of Migs but already have 3 Everton, hence the Barkley move.

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    1. A.T
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I like the Hollywood approach although 3 Everton isn't a bad thing till jan wc.

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      1. roscola
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        10 years, 4 months ago

        This is the issue. I could do a hybrid for a hit.

        Get Bannan and Hazard this week, Howard next week and wait on Silva.

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  14. polroger
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Is Tiendalli Swansea a 100% stater for the next 2-3 GW???

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  15. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ozil (11) & Barkley (3) > Hazard (17) & Gerrard (4), paid off just.

    But more importantly it stopped me doing Giroud (will play next game) > Rooney (won't play next game) as my transfer last GW. Was also close to bringing in Walcott instead of Hazard 😯

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    1. A.T
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      Well done sir

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        Cheers Timbo.

        One on the few occasions it goes right.

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    2. roscola
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      Nice one, you tip-toed through the minefield and out the other side to green pastures

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      1. Jafooli
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        Cheers Roscola.

        Yeah was a huge relief......

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  16. r0nh
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    Average points for me this season so far = 62.86

    Forecast for season = 2,388

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    1. Get up ya bum
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      Do me teddy

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      1. r0nh
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        *gets lube*

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        1. Get up ya bum
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          There's been a communication error here. Abort abort!

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      2. Hubert
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        😯

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    2. HVT
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is the current no 1 on a higher points total than last years no1 at the exact same stage ?

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      1. r0nh
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        Not sure, but I would imagine yes.

        Aguero & Suarez are deadly this season.

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  17. OptimusBlack
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    5-3-2

    Lloris ( Foster )

    Ward / Coleman / Burner / Mert / GJ

    Amalfitano / Oscar / Gerrard (Morrison) (Brady)

    Aguero / Suarez (Rooney)

    What to do with this team ?

    1 FT 0.3 in the bank

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    1. SPorting
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      Brady -> Bannan

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
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        Good idea 😀

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    2. OptimusBlack
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Thanx mate and bench who from defenders ?

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      1. Whazza
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        • 11 Years
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        Coleman

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  18. SuperOsçarBaby
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Chester (swa, STO) or Coleman (ars, FUL) for 2 GWs?

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  19. Jafooli
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    99 with Coleman stuck on the bench. I'm blaming Ravel's petulant YC for missing out on three digits.

    What's up with Clyne & Vlaar btw?

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  20. GoonerByron
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Very windy today, all aboard the Begovic bandwagon.. Expect a brace! 😀

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  21. HVT
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Howard
    Terry , Coleman . Mert
    Ozil , Rambo , Yaya , Hazza
    Suarez , Aguero , Lukaka

    Davis / burner / Ward / Bannan
    Dream team ?

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  22. boogle
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Am I missing something? Why didn't Gerrard get an assist for a clear header forward which Suarez latches onto, before kicking the ball into the goal?

    I am on 99 points. I NEED that assist!

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    1. HVT
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Read status page.

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    2. Gazza2000
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      After review no assist was given to Steven Gerrard for the first Liverpool goal as there was a significant deflection after his header. The second goal was given as an assist to Coutinho as there was no additional touch after his corner.

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      1. boogle
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Was there a significant deflection?

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    3. Jafooli
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      Same here...

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    4. McEwan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Someone last night tried to claim Gerrard picked Suarez out with the header! It was a 50/50 header, Fer headed it towards Suarez, no assist. Simples

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      1. boogle
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        After closer inspection, Gerrard won the header but Fer tried to control the ball before it reached suarez and it came of his shin. I want my 100 points!

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        1. McEwan
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          this weekend! Suarez at home to West Ham is a good platform!

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          1. boogle
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I think if I was going to break the century mark this season, then last night was the time to do it!

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  23. Killitzer
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Morning all. Have 2 FT and £2.8m in the bank and a dilemma with Rooney, Remy and my mf.

    Mign, Boruc
    Terry, dawson, Zaba, Coleman, Whittaker
    Ramsey, Hazard, Brady, ravel, janusaj
    Rooney, Suarez, Remy

    1. Rooney--> aguero
    2. Rooney + Brady or Jan --> aguero + bannan

    Next week I will bring in lukaku for remy.

    Good idea?

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    1. HVT
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      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'd get Aguero /Lukaka now tbh

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      1. Killitzer
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        Ironically I sold lukaku for remy after all those blanks and now remy is blanking!

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        1. HVT
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          IMO Lukaka at that price in that team in that form is a season keeper.

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  24. This!
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    MY KNEES ARE KILLING ME!

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    1. Podge
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rough night ? 😉

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  25. Ady87
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Want to bench Rooney so..

    Pieters(flagged) & Januzaj > Zaba & Delph/Bannan?

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  26. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Javier Hernandez worth a punt?

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    1. RedNev
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No

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    2. Podge
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      RVP is putting me off

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    3. HVT
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      I'd keep away from Utd till Saf returns.

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  27. Jafooli
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone on here last night for the line-ups & games?

    Must have been chaos?

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    1. Podge
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      Twas fun 🙂

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        What was the craziest bits Podge?

        Giroud/Walcott benched?
        Suarez fourth?

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    2. RedNev
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      Lots of jerking off.

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    3. Get up ya bum
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Always is. I try to avoid. It's a nut house 🙂

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        Nut house 😛

        I quite enjoy it, just sit back and laugh.

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        1. Get up ya bum
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          Yeah can be quite amusing

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  28. Ole Gunnar Kush
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard or Yaya?

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    1. Notorious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Haz

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    2. HVT
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazza just
      (Both would be nice)

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  29. Lao Tzu
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    I am considering Rooney ---> Hernandez

    But would like opinions on whether Hernandez will start especially if RVP is fit to play.

    Thanks

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  30. PGR
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    10 years, 4 months ago

    Despite having Suarez captain, I ended up with just 69! 🙁

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