Preamble

The Pre-match Preamble – Gameweek 16

For some reason I’ve got it into my head that I always prosper at Christmas. That somehow my decision making, fuelled by sentimental movies and mince pies, clicks into groove and brings in a run of green arrows. I cling to it every year, point to it as a boom period that will see me push up the ranks.

In truth, there’s little or no proof to back up this theory. I seem to remember one season where I found festive fortune with a few armbands which suddenly transformed my campaign; ever since I’ve convinced myself that Christmas is “my time”.

I do wonder if there’s something in it, though – whether Christmas is a period that can suit a certain type of Fantasy manager. After all, with the quick-fire Gameweeks offering little time to ponder and procrastinate, it can favour those who go with their gut; those who ignore player prices and let instant decisions guide their transfer and armband strategies.

If a regular Gameweek is the equivalent of a striker having too much room and time with the goal gaping, the Christmas spell snaps like a centre-back pincer movement – Adams and Keown – breathing down our necks and giving us little option but to act on instinct.

That all means that, in football terms, I’m perhaps more Stephane Sessegnon than Sergio Aguero. Give me time to dwell on things and pick my spot and I’ll spoon it. Let’s face it, I’ve missed some sitters this season – Aaron Ramsey and Luis Suarez, to name just two. However, perhaps I’m now due a thirty-yard volley? An improbable, athletic scissor-kick from nowhere.

Ironically, Sessegnon’s manager has recently backed him for goals and, with bigger priorities elsewhere in my squad, I’ve also been forced to keep the faith. Maybe the Baggies man can still make my Christmas? Or perhaps I’m just heading for the inevitable – the indignity of buying myself a Ramsey and faking a grateful smile when he pops in yet another goal on Boxing Day.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

1,957 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Scottys Army
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The newcastle game will be a nervey one for me , first risky captain pick of the season.

    Open Controls
    1. Scottys Army
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      nervy

      Open Controls
    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Why risky?

      Open Controls
      1. Scottys Army
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        because i will lose big ground if he blanks

        Open Controls
        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Same with any captain you choose.

          Open Controls
    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You'll bottle it.

      Open Controls
      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

        Open Controls
    4. Alonso The Great Midfielder
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      double up new defender, hope for cs

      Open Controls
    5. FPL Blow-In
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Remy captain 0/

      Open Controls
  2. Park the bus
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Start Williams or Mert?

    Open Controls
    1. Vague88
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mert, neither will keep a clean sheet but Mert is much more of an attacking threat from set pieces.

      Open Controls
  3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    clyne to distin -4 yay or nay?

    Open Controls
    1. TeamSteam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Nay

      Open Controls
    2. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      cant go far wrong with Everton defenders for a while imo 🙂

      Open Controls
    3. copps
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      whos the other playing defenders

      Open Controls
    4. Manamongst
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      prolly...he´ll be due about 1 BAP at the least...rewards of brainless hoofing...

      Open Controls
  4. Tom Player
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Oscar, hazard, ageuro Suarez or hooper for captain?

    Open Controls
  5. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ive just benched Ramsey for the 10th time for Ravel.

    God save us. God save us all.

    Open Controls
    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rest in Peace.

      Open Controls
    2. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I just can't do it 😆

      Open Controls
    3. Vague88
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ha, have had Ravel, Redmond and Ramsey on the bench at least 5 times each in the last in the last hour.

      Open Controls
    4. FPL Blow-In
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm playing both

      Open Controls
  6. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    ,Off to play golf__Begovic better start. Fore!

    Open Controls
  7. Thomass
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who is everyone's captains?
    Mine is Hazard

    Open Controls
    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mine isn't Hazard now.

      Open Controls
      1. Thomass
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Why because Thomass has it?

        Open Controls
        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          No. That just topped it off.

          Open Controls
    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Kun

      Open Controls
    3. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lucky Lukaku

      Open Controls
    4. Kevin Twine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lukaku, currently. Tempted to switch to Aguero, though.

      Open Controls
    5. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yaya

      Open Controls
    6. The Chosen One...
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Big Wayne Rooney

      Open Controls
  8. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Need some help with C choice.Should I go with

    a) Aguero who I can watch in peace because the wife is in bed after working nights

    b) Lukaku who I will have to listen to on the radio whilst Christmas shopping

    c) Suarez who I will have to watch with a houseful of relatives

    Open Controls
    1. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Aguero.

      Open Controls
      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah, gotta be the one..

        Open Controls
        1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          C saves you a conversation, if you're not fond of your relatives

          Open Controls
    2. The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A

      Open Controls
    3. HabitualLineSteppers
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      or

      D. Convinced your friends to stage an armed kidnapping of you

      Like this Texan ....

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2457731/Texas-man-fakes-kidnapping-wife-drinking-friends.html

      Open Controls
  9. Sir_Dunc
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Should I ditch Rooney > Lukaku, if only to enable the following transfers over the next few weeks:

    Morrison, WProwse, Terry > Fer, Barkley, Kompany

    ? Cheers lads

    Open Controls
    1. Sir_Dunc
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      *Harper > Mignolet

      Open Controls
    2. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Not this week. See how they get on before deciding next week.

      Open Controls
    3. Connor's Calling
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Tricky. I think Lukaku might well outscore Rooney today, but that Rooney will end up with more points by Jan 4th.

      Open Controls
      1. Sir_Dunc
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I think Rooney has more bonus points potential, just because he is everywhere in games. That could be the difference between them..

        Open Controls
    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no no no no

      Open Controls
  10. Connor's Calling
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ravel now an injury doubt? Is this confirmed?

    Open Controls
    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No.

      Open Controls
    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      he's not injured, bbc thought he was injured due to missing last game. He was suspended

      Open Controls
  11. SvenGoranErskine
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Was all set to give RVP one last throw of the dice so...

    A) Rooney & Mirallas

    B) Rooney & Barkley

    C) Rooney & Fer

    D) Lukaku & Hazard

    Open Controls
    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A

      Open Controls
    2. Herman Toothrot
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I have D

      but I wish I had A

      Open Controls
    3. Del Griffith
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      C or D, probably D

      Open Controls
    4. TeamSteam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I like D out of those the best, then C prolly

      Open Controls
    5. SvenGoranErskine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Oh why do i always leave it so late? Thanks!

      Open Controls
    6. Aurora
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      B

      Open Controls
  12. Kevin Twine
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hmmm, Aguero (c) is so tempting.

    Open Controls
  13. Ings on the up
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Brady...

    Final time - sell or keep?

    Open Controls
    1. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Decide after match today. If he does not play sell.

      Open Controls
    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm keeping for 2 more weeks, then selling for Ozil.

      Open Controls
  14. Del Griffith
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I think I'm in danger of crashing the fpl site on my captain choice....

    Lukaku, no Aguaro, heck no Lukaku, stop it back to Aguaro, no you stop it backk to Lukaku....arghhhh. no back to.......

    ....repeat till 11:30

    Open Controls
    1. SvenGoranErskine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Feel your pain

      Open Controls
    2. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Flip a coin. And stick to it.

      Open Controls
      1. Del Griffith
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I'll do that no with my special double headed coin

        Open Controls
    3. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      "I can't do it captain, I just don't have the power!"

      I think that's the quote...

      Open Controls
    4. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Stop it back to Aguaro. What is wrong with you?

      Open Controls
  15. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A quick twitter search reveals exactly zero sources for JT being ruled out today

    Open Controls
    1. Herman Toothrot
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That is what I like to see.

      Open Controls
    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Good stuff.

      Open Controls
    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Are you sure you searched 'London media'? 😀

      Open Controls
    4. The Chosen One...
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yep was searching for Ravel and JT news and found none

      Open Controls
    5. Absinthe Minded
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Excellent!
      panic over

      Open Controls
  16. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    redmond in for -4 and bench ozil?

    Open Controls
    1. Del Griffith
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      madness

      Open Controls
    2. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      just no

      Open Controls
    3. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      :sadface:

      Özil is a player of the very highest calibre. You can afford to play him in ANY fixture.

      Open Controls
      1. 7shadesofsmoke
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Third highest on points per game of ALL players in FPL (after Suarez and Kun) if i remember correctly.

        Open Controls
  17. Nomar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone else captaining Suarez?

    Open Controls
    1. Yome
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I will captain him next week

      Open Controls
    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just you.

      Open Controls
    3. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

      Open Controls
    4. Del Griffith
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      not v spurs, only 1 goal for Luis in all games v Spurs

      Open Controls
    5. Heydudes13
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Out of all 3m+ players, I would say there is at least one other Suarez captainer.

      Open Controls
  18. Yome
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    MTurner or Olsson?

    Open Controls
  19. Notorious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I think I should just log out because I really started considering moving the armbrand from Lukaku to Suarez

    Open Controls
    1. The Mandalorian
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Go with your gut instinct

      Open Controls
    2. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Suarez with the last game is enticing.

      Open Controls
    3. Texas Pete
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      TBF wouldn't be the worlds worst move

      Open Controls
  20. tw
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The draw for the Sixth Round Proper (Quarter Finals) of the FFS FA Cup can be found here:

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AuuifMuJM44AdGJoSkN1VDBQbUx5Mml6VFBqNDRCWWc&usp=drive_web#gid=20

    best of luck to the 8 remaining managers!

    Open Controls
    1. Thomass
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Are teams like arsenal chelsea united liverpool all out?

      Open Controls
  21. Will
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Play Sess or Shelvey?

    Open Controls
    1. Specialist
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Same dilemma. On Sessegnon though, cos he plays in a more advanced position

      Open Controls
    2. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sess. Shelvey might not play.

      And Sess has to finally score sometime after all those horrible misses

      Open Controls
  22. Sean.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Could really do with Evra making it tomorrow

    Open Controls
  23. pistol_pete
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Captaining lukaku. Prepared for 2 points.

    Open Controls
  24. Jinswick
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Any news on Evra? I see he's gone from 75% to 50% likely to play on fpl.....

    Open Controls
    1. octopuscaveman
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He's out apparently. Someone had a link to a guardian article which said he was ruled out.

      Open Controls
  25. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Play Sess or Whittingham?

    Thinking to give Sess one last run out before Cabaye comes in

    Open Controls
    1. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sess has got to be due one shirley

      Open Controls
      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        dunno about that but he plays more advanced than Whitt is my reasoning for now

        Open Controls
  26. Jam0sh
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Captain Hazard over Suarez and Aguero?

    Open Controls
    1. karankachiefs
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's what i'm doing!

      Open Controls
  27. Wivanee
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Oscar captain?

    Open Controls
  28. CE
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Aguero for me.

    Open Controls
  29. Bridge
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Bench Ramsey, Sess or Barkley, now thinking Ramsey!

    Open Controls
  30. Grounderz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Start Brady or Sess?

    Open Controls
    1. Moorinho
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sess

      Open Controls
    2. itz only game
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      id play sess . not sure of brady game time. iv similar set up brady vs shevley . any thoughts ?

      Open Controls