Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

The double Gameweek is a testing time – a period that puts Fantasy managers through a whole gamut of emotions, with joy and regret dished out in equal measure.

As I continued to mull over my own options this morning, it struck me that the double Gameweek experience is deserving of some thorough analysis – a breakdown of the stages with an explanation of the likely emotions involved. Fantasy managers need to prepare themselves for what lies ahead and, in some small way, we should all be here to help and offer support.

The Expectancy
It’s fair to say that this, for some, will be the most exiting and, sadly, fulfilling stage of the double Gameweek process. For those fresh to the experience, the excitement can hardly be contained. Meanwhile, those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.

Thoughts can often turn to imagining scenarios, with players coasting to double-figure returns and transfer points hits evaporated away by a tidal wave of goals, assists and clean sheets. Such imaginings are perfectly natural and understandable going into the double Gameweek scenario, although you should attempt to stay grounded and hold back the temptation to spend frivolously in order to chase the potentially unobtainable.

The Delivery
Double Gameweeks are notoriously hard to gauge early on. After all, their success depends not on a first week’s fixtures but on the whole nine or ten-day period. Frustrations at early setbacks and disappointments can often be quelled by the hope that things will improve but, already at this point, an element of anti-climax and “what might have been” can creep in.

It’s very tempting to start re-assessing your situation had you made different decisions and not rushed into the double Gameweek with such enthusiasm. Indulging in this process is understandable but rarely helpful – it can often lead to the regret piling up and the futile desire to turn back time. There’s nothing you can do about Adam Lallana’s points tally, now. You sold him. Let it go.

The Post-Double Gameweek Period
This could be a period of utter elation: the feeling that the planning and execution of the double Gameweek has gone perfectly, delivering a result beyond even your wildest imaginations.

Alternatively, and more commonly, the emotion at this point is one of disappointment and an overwhelming determination that you will avoid this painful process again. That particular feeling will soon pass – as mentioned previously, you will typically forget all about this when the next exciting double Gameweek opportunity comes around.

At this stage it’s easy to start comparing. To begin purring over totals gathered by mini-league rivals and, worse still, the scores earned by some of the top Fantasy managers. Be warned – rarely is this anything other than destructive.

It’s often better to try to find some joy in the outcome, however disappointing it may seem. Convince yourself that your actions had a motive beyond the present day and that you are now well placed for the future. This will often be far from the truth but it will make the abject failure of the experience and the current pangs of regret far more palatable.

On the other side of the fence, those lucky enough to be experiencing complete fulfilment and satisfaction at this point are advised to bottle such feelings. Preserve this and do not be tempted to share your emotions openly with others who may not quite have reached such levels of elation. Give others time to find their own happiness and, for now, live with your own quiet contentment.

Replacing your Facebook profile picture with one of your double Gameweek tally is a complete no-no.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Wings Fan
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    10 years, 23 days ago

    Triple City mid - let's go!

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    1. Buck The Trent
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      2 mids, 1 stiker for me

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      1. Buck The Trent
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        *striker

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        1. Wings Fan
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          Aguero or Edin?

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    2. Kno
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      yaya silva and aguero here. Cue 0-0 x2

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  2. Beautiful Game
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    10 years, 23 days ago

    Who to Captain?

    Lukaku
    Aguero
    Yaya
    Silva

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    1. Wings Fan
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      Lukaku for me

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    2. jaco
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      Lukaku or Aguero if chasing

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      1. Your Doing It Wrong
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        This ^^^^^^

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    3. Pinoche
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      Lukaku

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    4. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 11 Years
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      Assuming your 3rd striker is Borini, Borini. If not, make do with Aguero

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  3. jaco
    • 11 Years
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    Morning chaps. Who to start?

    Fonte
    Snoddy

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    1. Buck The Trent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Replacing your Facebook profile picture with one of your double Gameweek tally is a complete no-no.

      🙂

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      1. Buck The Trent
        • 12 Years
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        ooopss

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        1. jaco
          • 11 Years
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          Huhhhhh?!

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    2. Tomlette Greggs
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      Fonte

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  4. JoeSoap
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    Snoddy to Barkley/Puncheon for a hit or wait Will need to ship him out next week.

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    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Take a hit and live a little.....

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      1. JoeSoap
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        Thanks. Tempted.

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      2. JoeSoap
        • 10 Years
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        Which one by the way?

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    2. Jonny Bananas
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      Puncheon, 2 goals today for that man.

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  5. Jinswick
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    • 13 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Last call then....

    A) Hazard -> Lallana
    B) Hazard -> Puncheon (Dzeko -> Aguero next week)
    C) Hazard & Dzeko -> Puncheon & Aguero (4 points)

    MANNONE
    BAINES, DISTIN, Terry
    YAYA, SILVA, Hazard, Gerrard
    LUKAKU, DZEKO, Suarez

    Gazzaniga, Williamson, Chester, Gnabry
    Bank 0.2m, 1 freebie..

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    1. jaco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      If you want aguero for the run in then I guess it has to be B or C

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      1. Jinswick
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        • 13 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Unless I do A followed by Baines/Gerrard & Dzeko -> Kos/Eriksen & Aguero (4 points) next week....

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  6. Egg noodle
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    My favorite article is here again 😀 nice one Mark

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  7. snowman
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    yaya still on pens with aguero back?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      No guarantees.

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    2. Declan-
      • 12 Years
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      No one knows. He hasn't missed one so I'd say so

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    3. boredjames
      • 11 Years
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      Aguero normally takes them over Yaya. Yaya's appeal drops quite a bit for me when Aguero is in the team

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      1. snowman
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        lukaku captain it is then

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    4. beric
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      Doubt it

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  8. TorresMagic™
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    • 14 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Keep Gerrard or get rid?

    For the next 2 weeks?

    a) Lallana (CAR,avl)
    b) Gerrard (MCI, nor or a transfer) + 4

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    1. Thomass
      • 11 Years
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      Keep are you mad

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Card (1 pointer) & suspension imo.

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        1. Thomass
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          He won't get a card he's captain fantastic

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            😆

            He's already got 9 of them. You think City won't make sure he gets another to get suspended?

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          2. Woy of the Wovers
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            How did he get the other 9

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            1. John Nerdelbaum
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              lol

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            2. Pinoche
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              😆

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        2. Gungho_Joe
          • 11 Years
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          Wait til after the GW then?!

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          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 14 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Cardiff game over for Lallana then.

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      2. Gungho_Joe
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Keep unless you need the cash. Pool more to play for.

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    2. jaco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Keep this week see if he gets booked

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    3. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I can see Suarez and Sturridge winning a pen. Keep.

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    4. John Nerdelbaum
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Thinking of keeping and watching the Soton game behind the sofa.

      The annoying thing is that the quality of the opposition doesn't really have any bearing on Gerrard's scores - he is as likely to get a decent score against City as against Norwich

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  9. Art Vandelay
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Play Erik or Punch?

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  10. beric
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Which is healthier?

    A) 2 x ham and cheese croissants

    B) large full english

    ?

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    1. Declan-
      • 12 Years
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      A but health smealth, go b

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
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        Do you think? Surely there is more nutrition in all that meat, beans and eggs...the other one is just cheese and carbs really

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    2. Mílanista
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      C) a frozen satsuma

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Haha, ive eaten two...and i only had two 🙁

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    3. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
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      D) Full English rammed into 2 x ham & cheese croissants. Get a third if necessary and need more space.

      Then (c) on it....

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Cant afford both man, got a £5 breakfast budget...full english is exactly a fiver, the h&c are 2 fiddy each

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        1. Jafooli
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          😆

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      2. Declan-
        • 12 Years
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        This. But not for a hit

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    4. Hibbo
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      They reckon fry gives you cancer.

      But so does everything.

      Eat the fry smoke some regal I say.

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        I like it, except im a pall mall man

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        1. Hibbo
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          • 11 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          How's the captaincy going?

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          1. beric
            • 12 Years
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            Lukaku man, feels the safest option for me

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    5. Evs
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      10 years, 23 days ago

      B.

      Cut the carb out 😉

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      1. beric
        • 12 Years
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        That was my main thought evs, gunna do it i think

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    6. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Is this a real life question? It's like asking A) Jozy Altidore or B) Luis Suarez. Go for the Full English!

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    7. Jonny Bananas
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      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      B.

      Croissants are ultra unhealthy

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  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    "Preserve this and do not be tempted to share your emotions openly with others who may not quite have reached such levels of elation".

    Well, that's never going to happen here 🙁

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    1. Ryan
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      10 years, 23 days ago

      We can all do our bit though Bemba

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  12. Mílanista
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    • 12 Years
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    "The biggest game is every week for me. It is not a game that will decide the title. It is a very important game because we play against the team at the top of the table, but if we think this game is more important that next Wednesday [against Sunderland], we are not going to win the title."

    Manuel Pellegrini

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    1. d1sable
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      10 years, 23 days ago

      Interesting, looks good for Silva/Aguero for Sunerland

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      1. Mílanista
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        • 12 Years
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        Yeah, looking beyond this GW it suggests the nailed on players will start every game.

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      2. Ryan
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        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Hmm, very interesting insight.

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  13. 1justlookin
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    • 12 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Bringing in Aguero, is it a must? Dzeko is playing decent & Jovetic seems to be doing ok off the bench, just worried he'll not play many minutes in the double. Do we think Pellegrini will use him wisely or just go for it?

    Would have to get rid of Silva for a hit to get him in.

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    1. Art Vandelay
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Not a must at all. I certainly would not ditch Silva for a hit.

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    2. Ozils Twin
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      If I was him I'd hold Aguero in reserve, bring him back slowly as Dzeko is on form. Of course I do own Dzeko and not Aguero...

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    3. JoeSoap
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      As a title decider he must start him v Liverpool and then he will probably just wait and see how he performs and assess his fitness. Then he will take it from there. Speaking from a Managers point of view. If fit he will feature in the Sunderland game though probably sparingly.

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  14. gers23
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Have double chelsea defence and Coleman. Worth another hit to get Baines in for Azpilicueta?

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    1. Pinoche
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      No. Azpilicueta at home against sunderland next week

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  15. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Crikey.

    This weeks Preamble reads more like a Mark counselling and therapy session.

    😯

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    1. Four Four Boyz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Lol I was going to say the same thing. FPL is Definitely a cup half empty for Mark at the moment

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  16. Woy of the Wovers
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Score Prediction: Sun v Eve 0-0 with hattricks for Coleman, Bardsley and Mannone.

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  17. Four Four Boyz
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    AGUERRRRROOOOOO

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  18. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
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    Just tell me who to captain - first reply will get the nod - go.....

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    1. Ozils Twin
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      AJ

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      1. Jafooli
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        Don't have 😀

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        1. Ozils Twin
          • 10 Years
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          Phew!

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          1. Jafooli
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            😛

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    2. boredjames
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      Aguero is the exciting choice

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        DONE 😯

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    3. Elniñorules
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      • 12 Years
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      Demel

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      1. Jafooli
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        Don't want 😀

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    4. jaco
      • 11 Years
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      Borini

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      1. Jafooli
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        Don't you dare 😀

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    5. Pinoche
      • 12 Years
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      kolarov

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Don.......umm there's a thought.

        Oh don't have him 😮

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    6. gers23
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      Lukaku imo

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      1. Jafooli
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        Close second....get's the (vc)

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    7. Igor! Pulis(w)ic!
      • 10 Years
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      Odemwingie

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      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
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        Don....key 😀

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    8. WipWapJaws
      • 10 Years
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      Baines

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      1. Jafooli
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        Doh, I wish I could 😀

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    9. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      Borini.

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  19. swobe
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    • 10 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Currently Jedinak is on my bench but should I consider playing him ahead of a SGW?
    My SGW players are
    Ivan, Lallana, Eriksen, Suarez.. Surely I should just keep him on the bench? Only gonna get me 2 bookings?
    Thoughts?

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    1. @persecuted_by_mods
        10 years, 23 days ago

        C'mon man, you already know the answer 😉

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      • Frogman
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        prob 5 points - two appearances and one clean sheet, but you never know he might nick a goal if you're lucky

        however if there was ever a time to play Jedinak this is it. Come on Palace!

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        1. swobe
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          • 10 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Hahaha, Jedinak to bag a hatty!
          Cheers lads

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    2. Beavis
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      • 12 Years
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      Great article Mark.

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    3. Philman
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I just admit Mark, that does all sound somewhat negative. Surely embracing the DGW scenario as just an extra element that is part of the game, understanding like any other week there can be success and failure (but maybe on a larger scale), and dusting yourself down for the next challenge is what we all do this for?

      Bring it on I say (and I am not that confident this week, haha).

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    4. Van Dal
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Haz > lallana or erik?

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    5. Zep
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      But I just bought Lallana...

      Should I grab on to him? 😯

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      1. Philman
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Haha, I saw that. Perhaps it was meant to be a sign?

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    6. Hansel
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Amy news about how long hazard will be out for?

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 13 Years
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        potentially 2 weeks

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      2. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
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        Likely yo be out for Swansea and I think it is safe to assume he won't be risked against Sunderland(h) with the CL semi final coming up and after that he is away to Liverpool. So sell him

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      3. WipWapJaws
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        minimum of 2 week, could be longer

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        1. Hansel
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          • 13 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          So a -4 to get mirallas seems reasonabable?

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    7. El Zurdo
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Comon guys, really need help choosing which one to start of:
      A) Ki
      B) Dejagah

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      1. Weasel Boy
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        • 11 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        B better option IMO.
        Can't see Ki doing much even though he plays twice

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    8. Pablitto
      • 14 Years
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      Terry nailed on or play Chambers?

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        play terry, hell either play or not at all

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      2. d1sable
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        Start Terry with chambers first sub.

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      3. MJ6987
        • 13 Years
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        Play Terry. Chambers will come on if Terry is injured (rested)

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      4. Pablitto
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        Cheers!

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    9. FionnMac
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Last minute transfer help lads! £0.8m in the bank and 2FT...

      Mannone
      Coleman Dann Baker
      Silva Gerrard Eriksen Hazard
      Dzeko Suarez Sturridge

      Bench - Delph, Chester, McCartney

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Hazard and Sturridge to Yaya and Lukaku?

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        1. FionnMac
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Would you take a hit to do -
          McCartney >
          Hazard > Yaya
          Sturridge > Lukaku?

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      2. rdpx
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Studge-Lukaku

        or change a defender

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    10. Jinswick
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      • 13 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Last minute change about to be made. Aguero(c)!

      (Couldn't resist)

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        😯

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    11. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I tried not to get too carried away with the DGW. One of my FT was for Lallana.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        you have to be sensible.....commit as much as possible, without goin mad.........lalana, gerrard and haz if he was fit could all outscore dgwers

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    12. @FPLStrategist
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Just wondering. Since Aguero was deemed fit, has he made up a lot of ground on Lukaku in the captains poll?

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      1. nathanbbrown
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Here's my team

        Scesczney

        Distin Azpilicueta Coleman Zabaleta

        Toure Lallana Puncheon

        Suarez Lukaku Dzeko
        Bench: Mutch, Bardsley, Sissoko

        Still got 6.6 million in the bank waiting to buy aguero for next week
        Two questions
        1. Is there any reason to put on Bardsley for any of the above players? He's got a double game week but they're shocking games.
        2. Who do i captain?!?

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