Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 34

The double Gameweek is a testing time – a period that puts Fantasy managers through a whole gamut of emotions, with joy and regret dished out in equal measure.

As I continued to mull over my own options this morning, it struck me that the double Gameweek experience is deserving of some thorough analysis – a breakdown of the stages with an explanation of the likely emotions involved. Fantasy managers need to prepare themselves for what lies ahead and, in some small way, we should all be here to help and offer support.

The Expectancy
It’s fair to say that this, for some, will be the most exiting and, sadly, fulfilling stage of the double Gameweek process. For those fresh to the experience, the excitement can hardly be contained. Meanwhile, those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.

Thoughts can often turn to imagining scenarios, with players coasting to double-figure returns and transfer points hits evaporated away by a tidal wave of goals, assists and clean sheets. Such imaginings are perfectly natural and understandable going into the double Gameweek scenario, although you should attempt to stay grounded and hold back the temptation to spend frivolously in order to chase the potentially unobtainable.

The Delivery
Double Gameweeks are notoriously hard to gauge early on. After all, their success depends not on a first week’s fixtures but on the whole nine or ten-day period. Frustrations at early setbacks and disappointments can often be quelled by the hope that things will improve but, already at this point, an element of anti-climax and “what might have been” can creep in.

It’s very tempting to start re-assessing your situation had you made different decisions and not rushed into the double Gameweek with such enthusiasm. Indulging in this process is understandable but rarely helpful – it can often lead to the regret piling up and the futile desire to turn back time. There’s nothing you can do about Adam Lallana’s points tally, now. You sold him. Let it go.

The Post-Double Gameweek Period
This could be a period of utter elation: the feeling that the planning and execution of the double Gameweek has gone perfectly, delivering a result beyond even your wildest imaginations.

Alternatively, and more commonly, the emotion at this point is one of disappointment and an overwhelming determination that you will avoid this painful process again. That particular feeling will soon pass – as mentioned previously, you will typically forget all about this when the next exciting double Gameweek opportunity comes around.

At this stage it’s easy to start comparing. To begin purring over totals gathered by mini-league rivals and, worse still, the scores earned by some of the top Fantasy managers. Be warned – rarely is this anything other than destructive.

It’s often better to try to find some joy in the outcome, however disappointing it may seem. Convince yourself that your actions had a motive beyond the present day and that you are now well placed for the future. This will often be far from the truth but it will make the abject failure of the experience and the current pangs of regret far more palatable.

On the other side of the fence, those lucky enough to be experiencing complete fulfilment and satisfaction at this point are advised to bottle such feelings. Preserve this and do not be tempted to share your emotions openly with others who may not quite have reached such levels of elation. Give others time to find their own happiness and, for now, live with your own quiet contentment.

Replacing your Facebook profile picture with one of your double Gameweek tally is a complete no-no.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Twisted Saltergater
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 23 days ago

    Aguero

    The Gambler. You play this game for fun. Always willing to make early transfers and as a result take hits too. You're most likely playing catch-up in your ML. That said, they sometimes pay off and you have real roller-coaster weeks.

    Lukaku

    Fixtures over form. You study the season ticker and have probably had Lukaku since Everton's last DGW. You see the Sunderland game and think it'll be a walkover. Anything home to Palace us a bonus. Some of you may captain Suarez every week but have been distracted by the DGW.

    Dzeko

    Mini-league Leader. You are sitting comfy at the top of your league. Rarely jumping on bandwagons, you have an eye for value and have owned Yaya Toure for most of the season. You brought in Dzeko when Aguero last got injured and recognise Pellegrini will not discard him now that Aguero is on the brink of returning. You're anticipating 60+ minutes vs Sunderland.

    Suarez

    Dead team Manager or FPL Shark. You quietly go about your business, rarely posting on FFS. For you, Suarez is the best and most reliable player in the league. You believe in only giving the precious armband to a player you would captain in a single GW. You probably have Mark Noble for his penalty duties.

    Baines

    The FPL Genius. Or you think you are, at least. Like the 'Fixtures over form' manager, you have earmarked this GW as a lucrative one for Everton but don't trust the likes of Mirallas and Lukaku. You have an excellent squad with good team value but ruin your season with wild captaincy choices.

    Yaya Toure

    The Sheep . You think you are shrewd, others think you're a bit dull. You lack original thought preferring to judge past form and DGW's over the now. Next week, you will likely captain the player who scored most points this week. However, you have a deadly instinct and can identify the weaknesses in your rivals' teams.

    😉

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    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      long post. must hulk.

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    2. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      LUKAKU has form and fixtures

      Otherwise nice post 🙂

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    3. Kostja
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I went Aguero, and I am a gambler. But I never make early transfers. Unless I can see something like a 0.4 profit and cup games in between

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    4. Zep
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I must be a new age gambler, since I made my transfers rather late last night...

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    5. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      think i'm FPL Genius

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    6. asdasdasdadasdasda
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I dont know what I am
      Gerrard Captain for me

      Maybe a dgw ignorant

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    7. applebonkers
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      my take on it
      http://i.imgur.com/g6CNtqb.png

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      1. SW6
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        😆

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        I've fallen just short this time:(

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      3. Twisted Saltergater
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        I completely overlooked Kolorov! "FFS Resident" manager perhaps 🙂

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      4. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        superb....

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    8. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      I love it.

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    9. RabMac
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      Surely Lukaku (C) is "The Sheep" as most people are captaining him this week.

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    10. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 23 days ago

      im aguero i think

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      1. @persecuted_by_mods
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Got in Rambo and Sergio, I'm either gonna shoot up or fall hard

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      2. thetinkerman
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        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Spot on! I brought aguero in but captained Lukaku...

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        1. @persecuted_by_mods
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Same 🙂

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      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Lukaku owners, plans for him now?

        Ade is tempting, but I have Eriksen

        Bony has nice fixtures and Odemwingie has a DGW (aka Cardiff)

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        1. Elniñorules
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          He scored a hat-trick in the same fixture last year 😉

          #AgentLukaku

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            he scored a hat-trick in Everton v Man Utd? But he was playing for West Brom

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            1. Elniñorules
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Not bad, you figured it out 😉

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        2. fk partizan belgrade
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Lukaku out, Ade in .....

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        3. Holmes
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Keeping for Man U game, 1st have to take Silva out for Mata this week

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        4. Chris_White
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Baines & Lukaku > Smalling & Rooney in 36.

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            don't plan for Rooney

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        5. Gimli son of Gloin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Gonna go with Ade and Eriksen. No reason not to.. if you think he'll score well get him in.

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        6. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Keeping for GW35 then selling for a Utd striker, subject to injury news.

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          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            this sounds like the best plan, though if RvP is fit, I'll have him OR Mata

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        7. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Ade.

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      4. Laserface
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        What do you think ?

        http://prntscr.com/399ezu

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      5. Zep
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        One of my "rivals" took out Silva to get Aguero... 😀

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        1. Royal5
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          That could back fire.

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          1. Zep
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Hopefully..

            Not the Aguero part, the Silva part...

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      6. Oflow
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        Patiently waiting for the forum to collapse when Aguero nets three in his first gane back.

        Lukaku "never play never Captain", those who have been burned by him time and time again appreciate this 🙂

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        1. Robe Wan
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          If their happens i will break all my rules and use the word Lol

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        2. Kostja
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          True, I could never go through it again with lukaku, id rather crash and burn with Agu

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        3. asdasdasdadasdasda
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Aguero Hat trick at Anfield
          Not going to happen mate

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      7. Royal5
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 23 days ago

        They could´ve spread the games out today. No early kick off sucks.

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        1. bitterandstout
            10 years, 23 days ago

            really does. I've got qpr and forest on the telly, so there's that..

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        2. jordinho23
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 23 days ago

          Can not see Aguero starting. Has not played for 2 months so will more than likely come on as sub. Dzeko has been playing well so will start for me. Aguero may start the 2nd game.

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          1. @persecuted_by_mods
              10 years, 23 days ago

              The better case scenario for us Aguero owners is for him not to start against Liverpool, obviously we'd prefer two starts but that's wishful thinking

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          2. Ivor
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Silva (C) - anyone with me?

            Is that an echo?

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            1. SW6
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              I'm with you 🙂

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            2. Chris_White
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              I am.

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            3. Ivor
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Good to see I'm not alone! Silva - Aguero combination can be deadly. Game time is my only concern, with this 'knock'.

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            4. jordinho23
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              IVOR I have Silva as (c)

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          3. StevePeave
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Hows this plan for the next few two GWs? (Providing Aguero's hammy doesnt ping!)

            Speroni (KD)
            Azpi, Cahill, Coleman, (Ward) (Bruce)
            Yaya, Silva, Mutch, Sterling, (Barkley)
            Suarez(c), Aguero, Lukaku

            £3.6m ITB

            GW 35: Save FT
            GW 36: Coleman, Barkley, Sterling > Smalling, Mata, Ramsey (-4)

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          4. Van Dal
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            5 out of top 10 have aguero. Only one captained him, number 9.

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            1. mutatedllama
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Soon to be number 1.

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          5. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Rival(because ye care) has Baines (c)....No CS/penos please 🙂 😉

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            1. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              I've heard that Martinez is going to give penos to Naismith, so he can reach five goals for the season.

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              1. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                ....just looking for the source now.

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                1. Holmes
                  • 10 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  Why would Martinez want Naismith to complete 5 goals? any contract or records?
                  And anyway Naismith can easily score from open play

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                  1. Optimus.
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 23 days ago

                    Hook line and sinker 😀

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                    1. Jafooli
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 23 days ago

                      Whoosh......

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              2. Optimus.
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                I saw you post this 3 times..Now i'm believing 😀

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                1. Jafooli
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  Just trying to remember who told me. Might have been Martinez himself. Was out drinking with him last week. Can't remember much, he can put them away.

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                  1. Optimus.
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 23 days ago

                    ^You've caught one

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                    1. Jafooli
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 23 days ago

                      Big 'en as well, might need my net.....

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          6. olidooley
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Keep Hazard or ditch for -4 for Lallana?

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          7. Elniñorules
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Lol @ all rivals.

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            1. Van Dal
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Aguero owners?

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              1. Elniñorules
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Casual!

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          8. SW6
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            Am I the only one who doesn't own Lukaku?

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          9. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 23 days ago

            My ML rival who I'm 100 points behind has captained Suarez, it can still be done!!!!!

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            1. bitterandstout
                10 years, 23 days ago

                argh, just noticed I didn't save my capt selection and I had Suarez captain from last week.

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                1. Your Mum's Athletic
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  😯

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              • StevePeave
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                who's your captain?

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                1. Your Mum's Athletic
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  lukaku

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            2. Steevo
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Can A win by 20 points?

              A) Ward Zab Ivan Nasri Barkley Lukaku (C) Lambert... -8
              B) Baines (C) Dzeko Johnson Mutch Caulker Puncheon Hazard

              B) is my ML leader (in a league running for about 10 weeks)

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            3. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Just looked at Arsenal's midfield options on FPL. They're in tatters. Only:

              Ramsey, Cazorla, Arteta, Kallstrom & Zelalem to choose from.

              What a mess.

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              1. StevePeave
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                podolski plays in mf tho basically

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              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                I beg to differ. Exceptionally strong!

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            4. mutatedllama
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Feeling good about Aguero (C) now because nobody above me in my league even has him!

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              1. StevePeave
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                my rival, 50 points behind me, has captained him- i'm scared...

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            5. super zlatan
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Who scores more this gw?

              A) dzeko and Gerrard

              Or

              B) aguero and AJ.

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              1. Zep
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                B

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            6. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Adebayor and Eriksen is too much right?

              Reckon I'll make my call when i know the Rooney situation

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              1. Gimli son of Gloin
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Don't think so.
                Great fixtures. Good players. Both should score well.

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              2. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                No, Im doing it.

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            7. Zep
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              Jeez, so much for the Aguero differential...

              3/4 of the guys above me brought him in...

              Only 1 captained him though...

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            8. FPL Daniel
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              What happened with the deadline? I can still change my team for this week

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              1. Optimus.
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Good stag party?

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              2. Elniñorules
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                #SpecialOne

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              3. Mílanista
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Special rules for The Special One

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            9. Zep
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 23 days ago

              A little bit of trivia while we are waiting?

              Against which club did Steven Gerrard score his first penalty for Liverpool?

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              1. Zep
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Not even any guesses?

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              2. Lawrø
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                I'm going to guess Man City!

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                1. Zep
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  Nope...

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                  1. @persecuted_by_mods
                      10 years, 23 days ago

                      Everton?

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                      1. Zep
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 23 days ago

                        Nope, thanks for guessing though... 😀

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              3. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Where is Smarty Pants with all his useful stuff.........great stats form that poster.

                And 3rd Turd, miss his input of late.....

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              4. Dušan Citizen
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                I benched Gerrard and played Mutch for this DGW 😀 Little crazy,but if Gazzaniga play for Soton,there gonna be a lot of goals in their net,and Mutch taking all corners,free kicks and penalties 🙂

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              5. A.
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                So It felt like fate that I had the exact money to do Olsson to Kolarov for a hit at 11.29

                Bringing Kolarov in for a hit is only going to disappoint me again, but what if he doesn't!?

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                1. Mílanista
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  A move like that at 11.29 is destined to succeed. He loves a home game against Sunderland.

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                  1. Ginkapo FPL
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 23 days ago

                    Never bench, always captain. 😎

                    Aguero for me this week though, I feel dirty

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                    1. Mílanista
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 23 days ago

                      Disappointed in you, thought you would be the only one in the overdose zone as AB put it. Aguero(c) here too.

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                2. Canadian Football
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  He is due archie......not a bad punt

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              6. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                I reckon I'll have Noone til the end of the season now. Shambles.

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  planning to offload to Mata depending on our striker situation. If Rooney and RvP are fit I'll likely take a Hull mid instead.

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              7. Perthite
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Sorry if this has been asked already...

                I know games screw weeks ago started a few minutes after the hour as respect for the Liverpool fans who died years back. Why are games starting 7 minutes past the hour this GW?

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                1. GreennRed
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  The Hillsborough game was abandoned in the 7th minute.

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                  1. Perthite
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 23 days ago

                    I thought they did that about a month ago.

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                    1. GreennRed
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 23 days ago

                      This weekend is the 25th anniversary. Possibly they announced the 7 minute delayed times a month ago?

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                      1. Perthite
                        • 13 Years
                        10 years, 23 days ago

                        Thanks - it was 15 April. I know someone on here asked similar question about a month ago. I probably remembered incorrectly that it was for that GW and not one weeks in the future.

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              8. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Captained Lukaku and just remember he likes a jammy assist. More jam please.

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                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  Jam sandwiches?

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              9. Fresco
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 23 days ago

                Sergio looks to be such a bandwagon that Sturridge is the differential now

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                1. A.
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  But is he going to score the most points?

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                2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
                  • 14 Years
                  10 years, 23 days ago

                  With 32% ownership? Aguero only has 9.5%!

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                  1. Make United Great Again
                    • 11 Years
                    10 years, 23 days ago

                    😀

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