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The Big Numbers – Gameweek 37

West Ham and Newcastle’s main forwards come under analysis in this week’s first members article. United’s youngsters display against Hull, Stoke’s rout of Fulham, City’ in-form frontman and Southampton’s recent resilience are also amongst some of the standout statistics on show:

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  1. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Fellow Scots, how far do you think we'll get in the WC this summer? I reckon quater finals.

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    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Oh top of the page, make that semi's 😎

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    2. JT's Dog
        9 years, 11 months ago

        You're not scottish if I recall

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        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          😯 what am I 😛

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          1. JT's Dog
              9 years, 11 months ago

              Always thought Indian
              Ok jafa Scottish quiz, no cheating
              1 what are you wearing under you're kilt the now
              2 who has the worst ever scottish accent in a film
              3 translate this, av pit ma bits in the lobbie

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              1. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                Nowt
                Mel Gibson?
                Caught ya balls in ya zip?

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                1. JT's Dog
                    9 years, 11 months ago

                    Fail
                    Imposter stone him

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                    1. JT's Dog
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Unless you're from Perth maybe

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                        1. Jafooli
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Edinburgh, Glasgow, St. Andrews and Arbroath.

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                      • Zombie
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Too hardcore...Just close 'that' zipper

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                      • Jafooli
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        😆

                        Answers?

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                        1. JT's Dog
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Not sure where all the zip talk is com g from
                            It translates as I have left my boots in the hall

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                            1. Jafooli
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Oh yeah got it now.....

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              2. Scotch Jock
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                I don't think there are any Scottish people on this site.

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            • LewanGOALski
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 11 months ago

              After my rival scoring 129(!) points this week, I am just 6 pts ahead of him. And my team is a f***ng mess!

              Who do I defend my position?

              Me: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/69718/event-history/37/

              Rival: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/886961/event-history/37/

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              1. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                *how?

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                1. LewanGOALski
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  "How" sounds more reasonable here true 😀 thanks!

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              2. Lazarus
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                Who?

                Mourinho.

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                1. LewanGOALski
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Mou & Pulia unite!

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              3. drughi
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                wow tough luck, I would be shitting bricks if I were you

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              4. FACUPARSE
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 11 months ago

                take a -8 and get the best team you can... get the same players either

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                1. LewanGOALski
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Noone/AJ, Roo, Aguero ➡ Gerrard/Sterling, Dzeko, Sturridge ?

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                  1. FACUPARSE
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 11 months ago

                    I'm 10 pts behind and am doing a -8 I think.

                    Those trannies look good imo

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              5. JT's Dog
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  You are going to take some abuse if you lose
                  You need to cover one of his dzeko or yaya, they could hurt you again

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                  1. LewanGOALski
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 11 months ago

                    abuse is abuse, I can loose some decent prize 🙁

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                • Optimus.
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Take a -40 hit copying his team..Thank me later

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                  1. JT's Dog
                      9 years, 11 months ago

                      I have a 40 point lead and thought how funny it would be to do that if I knew his transfers

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                • copps
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Benfica still in with a chance to win a quadruple. really hope they do after the crazy end of season last year

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                • JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Andrei Kanchelskis has put on some weight 😯

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                • Pringle
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  What would you do?

                  A. Start Mata
                  B. Start Ramsey
                  C. Start Ward
                  D. Start Sterling/Gerrard(-4).

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                  1. MJ6987
                    • 13 Years
                    9 years, 11 months ago

                    A or B

                    You choose which

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                    1. Pringle
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 11 months ago

                      Ty!

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                • Zombie
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 11 months ago

                  Where are the team sheets 😯 ?

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                  1. Jafooli
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 11 months ago

                    Could really do with team sheets before deadline this GW.

                    In fact I think they should deadline to 30 mins before KO next season.....

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                    1. Jafooli
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 11 months ago

                      *change

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                      1. JT's Dog
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Check out your challenge quiz at top

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                          1. Jafooli
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Just finished my answers.

                            Born, bred and fled Scotland.....

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                            1. JT's Dog
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                And you got last one wrong how long you been away
                                In fact the second one is wrong, need to check out Patrick bergan in the wee man

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                                1. Jafooli
                                  • 12 Years
                                  9 years, 11 months ago

                                  Gone for 15 years now.....

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                                  1. JT's Dog
                                      9 years, 11 months ago

                                      In India right?

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                                      1. Jafooli
                                        • 12 Years
                                        9 years, 11 months ago

                                        Nah, all over the shop......never been to India.

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                                      2. Zombie
                                        • 11 Years
                                        9 years, 11 months ago

                                        Why do you want to prove that my insane & creepy neighbor who keeps screaming and peeping is Jafooli 😯 ?

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                          2. Zombie
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            maybe Amy will tweet about it 😉

                            But yeah, we could really do with some team sheets at least this weekend

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                            1. Jafooli
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Can't remember, was she right in the end?

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                              1. Zombie
                                • 11 Years
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                Of course...Rooney was out

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                      2. supperspout
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        i just laid down 20 smackers on Dzeko to win golden boot at the WC

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                        1. Zombie
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          You must be rich

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                          1. Optimus.
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            That's *Richie to you

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                            1. Zombie
                              • 11 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              okay...you believe it or not, but my nickname is Richi 😀

                              that's without 'e'

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                              1. Optimus.
                                • 13 Years
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                Richception 😯

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                        2. copps
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          hmm, decent group they're in but id be surprised if they progress far and even more so if they outscore the south american teams/germany

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                        3. No Luck
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          You could have gave that money to me!

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                      3. FF Dirtbag
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Rooney -> sturridge? Yea?

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                        1. copps
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          yes but no need to do it now surely?

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                          1. FF Dirtbag
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            True that.

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                      4. FACUPARSE
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Aguero is fit and ready to play. He even said so himself.

                        Would make life a lot easier if he played

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                        1. MJ6987
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          But he said that before the Villa game and he wasn't even on the bench. He would have been involved if he was fit to play.

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                      5. Marouane Fellatio
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Looking to make up a little ground and have nothing to lose so considering a left field captain choice.

                        Can anyone offer up a better suggestion than Eriksen? 18, 15 and 11pts in his last three home games is pretty decent form.

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                        1. World XI
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          I like it. Perhaps Lambert? Playing for a spot on the plane against a much changed United back line.

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                      6. Wilshere Knowledge
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Is anyone getting Sanogo?

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                        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          He Sanogo Zome

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                          1. Wilshere Knowledge
                            • 10 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Is this English?

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                            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              zone

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                          2. Jafooli
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            *zone

                            😀

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                            1. Wilshere Knowledge
                              • 10 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Makes sense now. Good one. 😉 😀

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                      7. Scratch
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Dear god my team is fooked

                        Jones, Chester, Ramsey, Aguero and Rooney all flagged
                        Mata mightnt start
                        McCartney is at the Etihad and has no chance of cleanie

                        I'm probably looking at at least -8

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                        1. Mr. Greedy
                          • 14 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          I think Ramsey's flag has gone now. High five?

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                        2. Jafooli
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          If it's any consolation Scratch, Ramsey flag removed. Mind you still might be rested because of FA Cup.

                          Many in same boat, me included.

                          Also have Azpil and Chambers here..

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                          1. MJ6987
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Isn't Azpi one of the most likely to start players in the whole Premier League? Why are you mentioning him?

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                            1. Jafooli
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Not sure, hope he starts....

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                        3. MJ6987
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Similar to me.

                          Still got 3 defenders, no problem.

                          Mata will be fine. Ramsey is fit.

                          Just Rooney and Aguero to worry about. Use a FT to change one of them and Puncheon can play for my last place. No hits required.

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                      8. wycombewanderers
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Evenin' all,

                        Just after some friendly advice to help me finish in the top 500k (am about 512k at present) after what has been a very underwhelming season all round - tried to get too many differentials too early! Can always learn though...

                        My team

                        Mannone
                        Ward Dann Evra
                        Mata Barkley Eriksen Nasri
                        Suarez Aguero Dzeko

                        Current thinking:

                        A) Mata -> Gerrard
                        B) Aguero -> Sturridge + Mata -> Yaya (-4)

                        Cheers

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                      9. drughi
                        • 14 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        nasri, aguero, rooney, jones and mutch out for yaya, dzeko, sturridge, cahill and cazorla for a 16 point hit looks good right ? 🙂 go out with a bang so to speak

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                        1. MJ6987
                          • 13 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Err, not really.

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                          1. drughi
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            what could go wrong ?

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                            1. MJ6987
                              • 13 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              The -16 points!?

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                        2. Pringle
                          • 10 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Just Aguero and Rooney out are so much better.

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                        3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 14 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Really silly.

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                      10. MJ6987
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 11 months ago

                        Are subtitles available on the ScoutCast tonight? 🙂

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                      11. JT's Dog
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Katie price is on the market again if anyone interested
                          The perfect woman for any wannabe celeb

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                          1. Jafooli
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            I reckon Pardew might sign her. Perfect for Newcastle.

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                          2. Jordan.
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Naughty doggy

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                          3. drughi
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Only 35 years old, should have a few good mileage left. Nothing for a classy girl like her 🙂

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                        • LOCO ABREU
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Mannone
                          Bardsley-Ivan-Ward(Jones-Chester)
                          Yaya-Nasri-Gerrard-Eriksen(Mata)
                          Wickham-Aguero-Suarez

                          Aguero,Wickham Jones>Studge,Dzeko and Baines worth-8?

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                          1. pundit of punts
                            • 11 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            I would get a Chelsea def instead of Baines. Guaranteed CS.

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                            1. LOCO ABREU
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              more relaxed chelsea this week no?

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                        • pundit of punts
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          How long till the live scoutcast?

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                        • No Luck
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          ML leader 9 pts ahead, need some big advice for my last chance!

                          Rooney*, Yaya, Ramsey, Azpi (him)
                          vs
                          Wickham, Nasri, Puncheon, Baines (me)

                          I have £5.7m. I was thinking:

                          Aguero -> RVP/Sturridge/Lukaku/Adebayor/Dzeko/Remy
                          or
                          Puncheon -> Hazard/Sterling
                          or both

                          Any good ideas out there before my brain explodes?

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                          1. LOCO ABREU
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            see what he's doing first

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                            1. No Luck
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              He's ridiculously late for transfers, almost always does them just before the deadline, I can't compete with that!

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                              1. LOCO ABREU
                                • 12 Years
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                with only 9 pts gap that would help a lot. you don't want to get the same players with him

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                                1. No Luck
                                  • 12 Years
                                  9 years, 11 months ago

                                  He has both Aguero and Rooney and a bad bench so I'm guessing he'll take a -4. He usually plays safe so I'm guessing he'll bring in Dzeko and maybe Sturridge... It's really tough to see a way through...

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                        • wycombewanderers
                          • 11 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Best World Cup Fantasy Game Please?

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                          1. The Sarjeant
                            • 10 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            McDonalds.

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                            1. wycombewanderers
                              • 11 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Ta

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                          2. Jafooli
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            And you know Aguero will be tempting us again in the WC.......uuurrrrggghhh

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                            1. Jafooli
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              & Rooney 😕

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                              1. wycombewanderers
                                • 11 Years
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                never rooney haha - i did one four years ago which was really good but i forget the name of the site and now i can't find it - free to enter - did loads of fantasy games like f1 golf cricket etc. - was the best one going four years ago

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                          3. WorldCupDanB
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            If you want to play for money Totel Fantasy football are supposed be doing a world cup competition

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                            1. wycombewanderers
                              • 11 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Thanks but I'm only in it for the free ones!

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                        • Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                          • 14 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Is there a sillier arse than Danny Mills? Does not leap to mind ... 😕

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                          1. MJ6987
                            • 13 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Thought he was saying yesterday that the report didn't include B Teams. Had he even read it?

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                            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 14 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Spouting off again, on his hind legs. 🙁

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                          2. Jordan.
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 14 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Adrian Chiles,world class knobhead comes to mind...

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                            1. Jafooli
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Adrian Durham. Grade 1 cockchop....

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                            2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                              • 14 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              I fear that even he is not even close. 🙁

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                        • gers23
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          What is everyone doing with Ramsey? 11 points clear of rival who has Sterling. Start him or Aj? Or swap for Sterling?

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                          1. GunsnRoses
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Same question. I think I'll keep Ramsey and I am 18 points ahead 😉

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                          2. No Luck
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            Depends on your other transfers I guess, if you've got nothing better to do then AJ -> Sterling and put Ramsey on the bench.

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                            1. gers23
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Thinking of Rooney to Sturridge

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                              1. No Luck
                                • 12 Years
                                9 years, 11 months ago

                                I'd do that and flip a coin on the transfer. I think Ramsey has a decent chance of starting but don't quote me on that!

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                            2. GunsnRoses
                              • 12 Years
                              9 years, 11 months ago

                              Ramsey to come off the bench 😛

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                        • GunsnRoses
                          • 12 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          Chances of Ramsey start ?

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                        • Wilshere Knowledge
                          • 10 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          1-0 Brighton ! Lingard

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                          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                            • 12 Years
                            9 years, 11 months ago

                            United boyo

                            JJJJUUUHHUUUU

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                        • Bobby
                          • 14 Years
                          9 years, 11 months ago

                          I'm still shaking my head at that mirror article that basically was a whole page spread that Rooney was back in training and was fit to play last match. I'm all for making things up (though I wish aguero would refrain more from doing so) but a whole bloody page spread in a national paper on it. Dear oh dear, what's next.

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