Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 19

It’s time to make a booty call to Aleks Kolarov.

I predicted as much, way back on day one of the season and, this morning, the opportunity for that one-Gameweek stand with the Serbian is too good to turn down.

I can’t afford his barnstorming Argentinian team-mate: Pablo Zabaleta is just too rich for my blood without spending four points – something I’m really not keen to do when dealing with defensive trades.

Ron Vlaar or Alan Hutton are the other options but, in contrast to Kolarov, they’re so safe and sound I almost feel nauseous at the prospect.

The stars have aligned for Kolarov. Having returned from injury, he looks about 70:30 to start against Burnley and, if that doesn’t materialise, he’ll be 90:10 to take to the pitch against Sunderland a few days later. Eventually, he’ll get his run-out.

When he does start, he comes laden with promise. He threatens the goal more often than any other defender. He’s second only to Leighton Baines for chances created and, like Baines, he’s often all over dead-ball scenarios. Unlike Baines, he looks pretty assured of a clean sheet either today, or against the Black Cats.

I know this is just a short-term fling. I mentioned back in August that Kolarov can’t offer me security. But then, security and comfort can be overrated. Look at the aforementioned Baines. It all started so passionately – six assists and a goal in the first nine Gameweeks had my head in a spin. Now’s he’s given me nothing for two months.

I’m willing to work on my relationship with Baines – I know there’s something worth rekindling. However, for one week only, I’m going behind his back and allow my head to be turned by the enigmatic Serbian; let’s see if he can’t show me what I’ve been missing.

Don’t look at me like that: he’s my guilty pleasure. Sometimes this Fantasy manager just struggles to say “no” and one of those sometimes is now.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Paanmonkey
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    that's it !!! give the armband to AUSTIN !!!!

  2. GoonerByron
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Yaya or Austin (c)??

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Austin

    2. Yome
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Yaya

  3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    errrr booty call........

    1. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Ha yeah ..... Down with the kids is our mark

  4. jackluhg
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Pick one to start
    Clyne Hutton Wisdom

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Hutton

  5. Kante Me If You Can
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    lets play the correct scores today. i'll start.

    spurs 1-1 man u
    southampton 1-3 chelsea
    villa 1-1 sunderland
    hull 0-0 leicester
    city 4-0 burnley
    qpr 2-3 crystal palace
    stoke 1-0 west brom
    west ham 1-5 arsenal
    newcastle 2-0 everton

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      reckon United will win sadly.

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Nah.

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      arsenal ain't winning 1-5 I can guarantee that

      1. Kante Me If You Can
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        podolski hattrick hehehe

    3. mdm
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      spurs 0-3 man u
      southampton 1-2 chelsea
      villa 2-1 sunderland
      hull 1-0 leicester
      city 3-0 burnley
      qpr 3-1 crystal palace
      stoke 1-0 west brom
      west ham 1-2 arsenal
      newcastle 1-2 everton

    4. Saint Steve-O (@EliteFPL)
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      1-2
      0-1
      0-0
      3-0
      1-1
      0-0
      1-2
      1-1

    5. Boss Hogg
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I can see Arsenal winning 1-6 actually.

    6. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Arsenal fan I assume?

      1. Kante Me If You Can
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        no i'm chelsea fans from asian

    7. QPR expects... glory!
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      spurs 1-2 man u
      southampton 0-2 chelsea
      villa 2-1 sunderland
      hull 2-1 leicester
      city 5-0 burnley
      qpr 3-1 crystal palace
      stoke 2-1 west brom
      west ham 2-2 arsenal
      newcastle 2-2 everton

  6. andres
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bench one:

    Azpi
    Skrtel
    Hutton

    1. mdm
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      azpi

  7. Kerrazy
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    GUZAN
    NAYLOR AZPILI CHAMBERS
    SANCHEZ YAYA SILVA(VC) HAZARD
    AUSTIN(C) KANE RVP

    ELLIOTT WISDOM SDAVIS DUFF

    team GTG?

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

    2. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Gtg

  8. mr messi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bench Downing or Siggy?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      siggy

    2. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Siggy

  9. Blue Gaffer
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Cant keep up with pages

    If I already have Yaya is it worth:

    Downing----->Silva -4

    1. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Yes..it is...

    2. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      No

    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      no

    4. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard of course. But you should never bench baines. There must be someone else you can bench?

  10. jaco
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Bony to Benteke for free?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      yep

    2. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

    3. mr messi
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      I would

  11. Prateik7m
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Play kane or siggy? already have eriksen :p

    1. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Kane becuase you know he's starting

  12. milanista10
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Eriksen to Sterling for free

    Yes or No?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Why would you do that?!!!

    2. Prateik7m
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      No

    3. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      No

  13. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Play Wisdom or OShea?

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Wisdom

    2. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      wis

  14. The Pep Revolution
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone reckon Jovetic might be worth a punt?

    1. QPR expects... glory!
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      If he was definitely starting I'd be transferring him in now

      1. Evans
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        This

      2. The Pep Revolution
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        He will definately get a few minutes anyway but wouldnt be sure of him starting.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Who to drop from my frontline of RVP, Austin and Costa do 😉

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah I dont think id drop any of them for him at the moment. I had Bony so I think it was worth the risk.

  15. Wouter
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Rooney > Falcao would just be a stupid move right? Scared of Rooney playing so deep.

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      sideways

    2. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Stick

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      It's very hard what to say tbh . We won't know for sure if it will have any impact for a few games tbh . After that brace last week I think you simply can't sell him

    4. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Stick. If the boxing day game is anything to go by this a good move for Rooney. He might start to be pivotal to everything.

    5. Wouter
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Cheers everyone! Would be heartbreaking if Falcao goes on to score a hattrick but we'll see haha.

  16. Dvorak-RTH
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Hamer or Foster???

    1. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Foster

  17. Voice of the Mysterons
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    I hate my indecisiveness!!! bony or Falcao? First to 5 - Go!! Hehe

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      falcao

    2. QPR expects... glory!
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

    3. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      falcao easily

    5. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

    6. HurriKane
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

    7. Voice of the Mysterons
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Wow, Falcao it is

    8. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

    9. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Falcao

  18. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone else going without Man City coverage today?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      not today

    2. Voice of the Mysterons
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Nope, got Zab and Yaya

    3. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Lol

    4. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      RIP

    5. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Lol

    6. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Zab, Clichy and Silva (c) ... Covered.

  19. hagop
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    play hazard or baines?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      hazard?

  20. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Benching Baines.

    The **** head.

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      might aswell sell. benching a 7.1m def

      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        ^ play or sell for any chelsea def

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      He has a good record against Newcastle away do

  21. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Last chance for Ivanovic.

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      why?

      1. Gooner97
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        Need to bring Zabaleta

        1. Lazarus Star
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 4 months ago

          Today is when you should've brought Zab in.

  22. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    This would have been quite a weird question a month or 2 ago, but now the Baines rule is dead;
    Bench Baines or Wisdom?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      baines

    2. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Wisdom

      It's baines time this gw

    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      wisdom

    4. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Wisdom. Why have 7.1M on your bench. Play Or transfer to City or Chelsea def.

  23. simosalminen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    ADM to

    a) Silva (have Yaya)
    b) Sterling (no pool players)

    ?

    1. Kerrazy
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      B

    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Silva

    3. Evans
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      A

    4. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Silva

    5. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling if you have Toure. Although Silva & You're team up this week could reap.

  24. Ings on the up
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Austin captains hands up?

    o/

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      literally this whole site

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        a fair portion have silva c

      2. Forever In Our Shadow
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        You are wrong my friend. Silva very popular as to is Yaya

    2. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      O/

      1. Ings on the up
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 4 months ago

        I'm trying not to bottle it back to yaya

    3. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Silva

    4. Think
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      /0\

    5. Lazarus Star
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Got Austin and put the armband on Silva.

  25. mahone24
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Somehow I own Frank Lampard - bench, sell or start?

    1. FISSH
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      start!

    2. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Start
      I fancied him for a punt this week
      Can see him starting and scoring

    3. Bubz
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      start

  26. McGalactico
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Pick 3 from : Wisdom Oshea Clyne Azpil Naylor

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      Azpi, O'Shea, Wisdom.

  27. FISSH
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    shall i stick bartley in instead of clyne in the rare possibility of him getting a start?

  28. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    lol at booty call. great words

    1. 7shadesofsmoke
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 4 months ago

      On Baines:

      "It all started so passionately – six assists and a goal in the first nine Gameweeks had my head in a spin. Now’s he’s given me nothing for two months."

      lol

      Love this

  29. Forever In Our Shadow
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Kane or Downing?

  30. Think Tank
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 4 months ago

    Kolarov©

    Arise, Sir Alek.