Moving Target

Moving Target – Sebastian Coates

Sunderland kick-started their summer spending spree last Wednesday with the acquisition of centre-half Sebastian Coates from Liverpool. Having spent last season on loan at the Stadium of Light, the 24-year-old has made his switch permanent, signing a four-year contract for a fee believed to be around the £2 million mark.

The Black Cats sporting director Lee Congerton hailed the player’s acquisition and reckons Coates’ previous year with the club will ensure he slots in seamlessly:

“Sebastian was an important part of the team under Dick [Advocaat] last season and we are delighted that he has joined us on a permanent basis. He has Barclays Premier League experience, which is important and, after spending last season on loan with us, he will be able to settle into the team very quickly.”

Coates, meanwhile, admitted that Dick Advocaat’s decision to stay at Sunderland, having previously quit the post, proved pivotal in persuading him to sign up:

“I think it was 90%, because he gave me confidence last year when he came [to the club] and for me it was very important to play and to be involved in the team. When the manager came [back], it was very important for me to be here. He gives the players confidence, the team, and the supporters. When he came we were not in a good moment, so he gave everyone confidence. He trusted in the team, that we could get safe and that was important. I’m really happy to be here. It is a pleasure for me to come back again. I will try to do my best this season and to help the team.”

The History

Born in Montevideo, Uruguay, Coates joined top-flight outfit Nacional from the age of 11, where he progressed through the youth set-up and assumed the role of captain at every level. Coates earned his first senior cap during the 2008/09 season, before spending the subsequent two campaigns as a starter in central defence, tallying career stats of five goals and seven assists across 78 outings.

In the summer of 2011, Coates made the switch across the Atlantic to Liverpool. The Uruguay international failed to muscle his way into first-team contention, mustering just 12 league appearances throughout his three seasons at Anfield. Coates suffered a knee injury in an international friendly prior to the start of the 2013/14 campaign, which ruled him out for the majority of the season. A loan move back to Nacional in the latter stages saw him chalk up five appearances in South America.

In the dying embers of the 2014 summer transfer window, Coates was shipped out to Sunderland on a season-long loan deal, teaming up with fellow-Uruguayan Guy Poyet. Coates saw limited involvement while Poyet was at the helm, however, and managed a mere three starts until his compatriot’s sacking in mid-March. Under Dick Advocaat’s stewardship, Coates started all of the Black Cats’ final six fixtures, with the Wearside club narrowly avoiding relegation by virtue of a five-match unbeaten streak from Gameweek 34.

After earning 10 caps for the Uruguay U20s, Coates registered his first start for the full team in the 2011 Copa America. Los Charrúas went on to scoop the trophy that year, with Coates named as the Young Player of the tournament. More recently, the six foot five inches centre-back clocked just two minutes in the 2014 World Cup, while he featured in a 1-1 draw to Paraguay in the 2015 Copa America. In all, Coates has recorded one goal in 17 appearances for Uruguay.

The Prospects

Having earned starts in the final six Gameweeks of the previous campaign, Coates will be hopeful of ousting Wes Brown from the starting XI to partner John O’Shea in the heart of Advocaat’s defence for the season ahead.

Although the Uruguayan’s improved pitch time was due to Brown sustaining another injury, it’s fair to say his impact over those final few matches, in which the Wearsiders secured their safety, was vital for the Black Cats. Between Gameweek 34 and 37, Sunderland were breached on just two occasions in five matches and gave up the fewest big chances (five) of any side in the league before their 3-1 loss to Chelsea on the final day of the season.

In terms of Sunderland’s defensive prospects, Patrick van Aanholt looks set to remain the prime route into their rearguard. The former Chelsea left-back tallied just 84 points last term – having sat out 10 matches in the middle of the season through injury – which should ensure that his value doesn’t increase beyond the 4.5 mark. Van Aanholt notched 17 more attempts on goal (30) than any other Sunderland backline option and averaged a shot every 81.2 minutes, which was fourth amongst defenders with 1000+ minutes. Furthermore, Van Aanholt crafted 25 more chances (35) than the next best among their back line and averaged a key pass every 69.6 minutes, which was third for defenders with a minimum of 1000 minutes in 2014/15.

If Coates is afforded a run in the side, however, his underlying stats paint a promising picture. Only two Sunderland defenders attempted more efforts than the former Reds recruit (seven), even though he clocked a paltry 872 minutes. In comparison, O’Shea (seven) and Brown (four) achieved their totals while being afforded 3448 and 2101 minutes of pitch time, respectively, suggesting that Coates’ aerial ability in the opposition box could be a real weapon for Advocaat’s outfit.

Elsewhere in the Sunderland backline, Costel Pantilimon – who amassed 123 points in 28 appearances over the previous campaign – is sure to attract investment from managers looking to source a cheap keeper. Despite finishing just two places above the relegation berths, Sunderland registered as many clean sheets as Arsenal (13) and only one fewer than Manchester City. Furthermore, only two sides (West Bromwich Albion and Liverpool) carded more clean sheets away from home than the Wearsiders, illustrating their proficiency at shutting up shop on the road. Pantilimon’s penchant for picking up save points looks key here – he earned at least one save point in 18 of his 28 appearances and averaged 4.4 points per game.

Looking at the fixtures, Sunderland enjoy a highly favourable start to the new season which is sure to earn Fantasy managers’ attention. Given that they face just two of last season’s top seven in the opening 11 Gameweeks (lei, NOR, SWA, avl, TOT, bou, mum, WHM, wba, NEW, eve), Advocaat’s backline certainly look worthy of our investment in the opening few months as the Dutchman looks to build momentum and avoid another relegation scrap.

Further Reference

Sebastian Coates Wikipedia Page

Sebastian Coates Transfer Markt Page

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  1. Somalion
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    8 years, 10 months ago

    BREAKING: AMEOBI JOINS BLUEBIRDS

    Newcastle forward Sammy Ameobi has completed a one-year loan deal to Championship side Cardiff.

    1. CostaCoffee
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      posted by wilshere 10 mins ago

      1. Somalion
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        The power of the top of the page has doomed that post to obscurity.

    2. Somalion
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      Never shall you see a top of the page post as important as this.

      1. Beautiful Game
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        don't blame yourself too much ;p

        1. Beautiful Game
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          :p

          1. Somalion
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            It's very important info 😉

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
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      Well that killed FPL.

      1. Somalion
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        Might just pack it in.

        1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 10 Years
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          Yeah, I heard there is a championship fantasy game though. Probably gonna be +3m users this season now though

          1. Somalion
            • 14 Years
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            Heard Messi wants to transfer just to be mentioned in the same context as him.

            1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
              • 10 Years
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              🙂 He would get thrashed in the championship

    4. Freshy
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      I mix them up
      Is that skinny Ameobi

      1. CostaCoffee
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        The one thats even worse than Shola

      2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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        Hey he's back! Best team link ever... never change it

        1. Somalion
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          That's just... it really is.... swell.

          1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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            Mesmerising!!

            1. Somalion
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              100% this. Hypnotic.

              1. Epic Fail
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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                The way the parasol blows in the wind. Just lovely.

                1. Somalion
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                  All the colours working effortlessly together. Simply poetic.

        2. Twisted Saltergater
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          Bloody nora!

      3. Somalion
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        That's the one!

    5. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I'm just looking forward to the day Steven and Ryan Taylor pack it in so everyone can go back to calling Naylor, Taylor, without getting confused by Raylor or Saylor.

      1. Somalion
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        I dare not dream of such a glorious day, for no doubt some berk named Gary Taylor will come out of nowhere and ruin it.

        1. dribbler
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          lol

  2. Beautiful Game
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    8 years, 10 months ago

    The palindrome talk brought back some bad memories:

    Urrgghh!!! Those days I had to find them using C programming !!!

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
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      8 years, 10 months ago

      Yeh, computers don't work well underwater.

      1. Beautiful Game
        • 11 Years
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        What are we talking about now? o.O

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          Plenty more fish in the C+

          1. Beautiful Game
            • 11 Years
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            I sea...

    2. Parm
      • 12 Years
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      racecar

  3. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    So I tipped Azarenka before the tournament and didn't put any money on it. She's now a set and a break up on Serena Williams. What have I done?!

    1. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
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      Oh no, apologies, just a set. Still...

    2. A.T
      • 13 Years
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      Give us a clue

    3. Beautiful Game
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      It's called "Benching Kane Against Chelsea" 😉

      1. Lucy.
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        At least I didn't do that 😉

        1. Beautiful Game
          • 11 Years
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          same pinch then...

          1. Lucy.
            • 10 Years
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            Eh? I didn't put money on Azarenka but I played Kane.

            1. Beautiful Game
              • 11 Years
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              I also played Kane... Thus same pinch...

    4. Parm
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      Serena's definitely back in it now.

      1. Beautiful Game
        • 11 Years
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        If she wins it then Lucy'll get her Kane points off the bench...

      2. Demí
        • 13 Years
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        I think Muguruza's name is on the trophy this year. Fancy Serena to crumble soon, under a lot of pressure for that Serena slam.

        Muguruza looked exceptional today

        1. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          She's definitely looking beatable. I still expect serena to take it though.

        2. Lucy.
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          She did. Very exciting prospect. 😀

    5. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Watson was a set and two breaks up 😉

      1. Lucy.
        • 10 Years
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        Watson isn't a former world no 1 😛

  4. Wilshere Knowledge
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    Gianluca Di Marzio ‏@DiMarzio 3m3 minutes ago
    #Siviglia, raggiunto l’accordo con #NZonzi. #Monchi: ”Continuiamo a trattare ma abbiamo una scadenza”

    Seems Sevilla have agreed terms with Nzonzi, but are still negotiating with Stoke.

  5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
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    Ladies and Gents,
    I regret to inform you that I am leaving work and in my hour and a half long journey home will fail to have internet access so unfortunately cannot continue to regale you with stories of Gary Medel's brilliance, Sammy Ameobi's potential, or Cardiff City's complete dross of a squad (although I bought my 3 year old the kit earlier so he may get a game...).
    I bid you a fond farewell, though may be on later to spout nonsense once more.
    Adios amigos
    Malc

    PS @Scratch, only messing, we all are entitled to opinions, mine no more valid than yours 😀

    1. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
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      Travel safely! 😀

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      It's official FPL to open in the next hour and a half 😉

    3. Licky
      • 11 Years
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      I look forward to reading your blunt and/or scathing replies.

  6. Bøwstring The Carp
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    Hey guys, not sure if it's been asked but when will FPL be open?

    Please be as specific as possible, correct to the nearest nanosecond.....

    😉

    1. Ziegler1988
      • 10 Years
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      It's going to open during the next leap second

    2. Tinchy Sneijder
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      It'll open just as Daniel takes a brake from refreshing the page

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 12 Years
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        Daniel's Cat

        The scenario presents the FPL launch which may be simultaneously both active and inactive, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

        The problem exists in that by checking the site, Daniel is interfering with the experiment. Daniel and the experiment have to be described with reference to each other. By merely looking at the experiment Daniel has influenced the experiment.

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      8 years, 10 months ago

      Same Bat time Same Bat Channel

    4. Beautiful Game
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      What is FPL again?

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        Isildur's Bane

    5. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I'm not allowed to tell you.

      1. Beautiful Game
        • 11 Years
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        It'll be our little secret 😉

  7. internal error
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    8 years, 10 months ago

    So glad i booked thursday off work. None of this tube strike nonsense for me

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      We all know why you booked it off.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        he's planning to ring in sick on Friday

        BOOM

        4 day weekend

      2. CostaCoffee
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Cough FPL

  8. Wings Fan
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Got two kittens last week and since then I've basically become a recluse, leaving the house only to go food shopping and to the gym.

    I don't think FPL is going to help matters 😯

    1. Licky
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Kittens!!! 😯

      1. Wings Fan
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Kittens!!! 😀

        1. Alan Hansen's Emu
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          My gf and I boughht 2 kittens a couple of months ago.... They. Are. Awesome

  9. Beautiful Game
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Let's say Nadal somehow surpasses Federer's Grand Slam tally(though it doesn't look very realistic) would still people say Federer is the best of them all?

    I am a Federer fan and maybe I am biased but I feel yes, he is better than the rest and a different class, though Nadal is the best on clay to have played the game.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Pete Sampras.

      1. The Machine
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Lol no. Have t o beat least good in all 3 surfaces

        1. The Machine
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Ugh

          Be at least good on all 3 surfaces*

        2. Epic Fail
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          Michael Chang.

    2. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
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      I don't think Nadal had the class(style-wise, not a character assassination 🙂 ) I'd associate with being the best ever - bit too physical.

    3. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      The thing with federers slams is most of them came when his biggest rivals were roddick hewitt baghdatis etc. Who disappeared once the new lot came in. He's only won something like 5 slams since he turned 26.

      The counter argument is obviously he is past his prime but i actually think he was playing just as good 2 years ago as he was 10 years ago

      1. Beautiful Game
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        For most of the players the dip from "the peak" to "a past legend" happens fast. But in case of Federer it is very slow and it started I guess 4/5 years ago.. Still he is competitive in a good way... That is a great sign too to support my argument.

      2. Qubit
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Federer was never quite the same after having glandular fever in early 2008.

    4. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Nadal won't surpass Federer now. Federer IS the greatest long term, although at the very height of their powers I think Nadal was probably even better

  10. BarkKnight
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    been looking at the Telegraph FF provisional price list. Rate away...

    Cech

    van Aanholt
    M.Wilson
    Janmaat

    Hazard
    Siggy
    Silva
    Eriksen
    Lennon

    Rooney
    Sanchez

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Remember you'll have to play those Sunderland/Newcastle defenders every week.

    2. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      You can't take that defence into a whole season game. Surely....

      1. BarkKnight
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        nature of having an expensive midfield/strikers.

    3. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
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      Lennon?

      1. BarkKnight
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Lennon if he goes to Everton. He's only 2.9, same price as Bridcutt, Buckley, Obiang and Gardner.

  11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Ahhh ... !

    I have made a beautiful pot of tea. Even if I say so myself! 😉

    1. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Pour us a cup!

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        With pleasure!

        *passes mug over* 😉

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I prefer coffee 👿

    3. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      What kind have you brewed? 🙂

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Darjeeling, Ceylon and Earl Grey with a Ceylon base.

        (MIM & Kenilworth)

        1. Nice1Cyrille
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          In bags or loose leaf?

  12. The Hindu Monkey
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Just let me look at the player list. That's all I ask fantasy towers. Just tonight before I go away for two days with no phone or internet signal

  13. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    If all 7.5m

    Payet
    Siggy
    Henderson

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Sig. Hoping the first comes in cheaper though!

    2. theeribert
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Payet

    3. BarkKnight
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Siggy.

    4. NIGHTHIKER - I Kane, I Shaw…
      • 9 Years
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      Payet imo

  14. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Southampton have had no new offers for wantaway midfielder Morgan Schneiderlin, according to Sky sources.

    The France international has jetted off today with the club to begin their preseason tour.
    We understands Manchester United made an offer of around £20m for the player a fortnight ago, and while there has since been further contact by the Red Devils, the Saints have yet to receive any more bids for the holding midfielder.

    1. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      LVG to leave it till deadline day to spite Koeman

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        maybe the other way around, LvG wouldn't make himself worse off to spite Koeman

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Yes, he really would. Also, won't be the other way round as Koeman doesn't have a say in the deal really

          1. Somalion
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I'd rather it was just done and dusted. Really confused why both United and Arsenal apparently are put off by a £25 million valuation.

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Not played in the CL, and is over 23(not a prospect) would be my guess

              1. Somalion
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                Still, £25 million just doesn't seem that high for a player that would solve both team's problems in the midfield.

                1. The Light Knight
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  Oh yeah, I agree. Was just playing "What would Woodward do?"

                  1. Somalion
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    Sounds like you're a pro!

    2. Yome
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Can't understand why Arsenal not going for him. They will rely on Coquelin and Artera. Surely not enough to win the title

      1. Somalion
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        To be fair, Liverpool went damn close with all out attack. I don't think it's enough, but if they focused only on the title they could challenge. He'd be a massive boost, though.

  15. palace ash
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Palace have agreed terms with PSG for Cabaye.

    Now for personal terms...

    1. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Exciting!

    2. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Serious? What a coup if u get him

      1. palace ash
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Apparently so.

        http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jul/07/yohan-cabaye-crystal-palace-psg

        He wants assurances about transfer targets. If we can get Remy and a good CB we'll be set!

    3. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Another one to add to the watchlist! Could be priced generously imo

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        It depends on the set-piece situation v Punch

        1. il Brutto
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Cabaye will be on them for sure.

    4. Yome
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      He wanna play under pardrew again

    5. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Great signing

    6. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Any news of you signing a new striker?

      Very interested in the Palace attack this season.

    7. badgerboy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      With those pacey attackers in front of him he'll be a top asset.

    8. S.Kuqi
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Great signing for Palace and in fpl terms aswell. Hopefully he is something like 7.0-7.5

      My midfield is almost set:

      Hazard-Mane-Cabaye-Ramsey- 4.5

  16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I am finally leaving Google's clutches!

    duckduckgo ftw! 🙂

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      What is duckduckgo ?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        A lovely search engine!

      2. Alan Hansen's Emu
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        It's all about the privacy

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I don't know much about him but all I know is that he was an absolute animal in FIFA 13. The signings West Ham are making are impressive especially Payet who I rate highly.

      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Shush on payet

  17. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Evening all,

    Off to Tunisia for two weeks, my flight leaves at around 5:00am. I was hoping that FPL would open before I leave but it looks unlikely.

    Still uncertain on the team I should create but only time can tell depending on transfers in and out. How many of you have a rough idea on which teams you are going to create?

    Ivanovic and Hazard are a must for me but I am curious about Mata.

    When I get back I shall be a new member to the site as. 🙂

    Goodluck all.

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Best of luck enjoy your holiday

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers Adam. Got my Game of Thrones audio-books ready 🙂

        1. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          I pray for your sake they aren't as tedious as the books 😉

          1. Every Dog Has Its Day
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            Will be lovely lying on the beach with a pina colada.

            1. Somalion
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Sounds great, just back from holidays myself and jealous already!

        2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Good idea 🙂

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Brave man! 😯

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Was offered a refund by Thomas Cook but I think now is the best time to go considering the amount of security around the tourist areas but excursions are a no go for me.

        1. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          That's a very fair point. Keep safe and enjoy yourself.

        2. Parm
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Enjoy it mate, and don't worry a bit. Many of the stories about the helpfulness of hotel staff both during and after the attack should only bring reassurance.

      2. Licky
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Might actually be the safest time to go, what with the added security you could probably expect.

    3. Parm
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Well, you may have an hours tinker time...

  18. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Predicted line up if Cabaye signs on for palace?

    1. Parm
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Jedinak, Cabaye/McArthur
      Bolasie, Puncheon/Cabaye, Zaha/Puncheon.
      Murray.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        not convinced Jedi is nailed, he wasn't at the end of last season

      2. Piggs Boson
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        That's a very appealing attack. Murray and Puncheon are firmly on the watchlist.

        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Indeed, Murray seems like the most appealing despite being easily the dullest player in the attack.

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            Should be quite cheap too. Him and Sakho should be good value if no other strikers are signed.

            1. Parm
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              I also like Wilson & Deeney but I think i'll try to avoid having more than one midfielder/forward from promoted sides this year. Richie my primary option within that bracket.

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                it depends on prices

                If Sakho is 6.5 or less I think I'll take that punt

                1. CostaCoffee
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  sakho should be between 5.5 and 6.5

            2. palace ash
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              No striker signed = No Cabaye

          2. ricardo_vaz
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I'm not so confident on Murray. If he doesn't start firing he's not guaranteed a place in the starting XI

          3. Demí
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I think they'll buy a better striker than Murray tbh. Got a feeling he won't start many next season

            1. AriseSirGiggsy
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Isn't the stodge of Murray a complement to the flaky brilliance of the forwards playing in behind him?

            2. Piggs Boson
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Yeah, I think they'll buy a striker.

    2. AriseSirGiggsy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Jan '14 looking like contender for worst pl side ever
      July '15 looking like contenders for Europe

      #whataturnaround #epicbouncebackability

    3. palace ash
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      MCARTHUR------JEDINAK

      BOLASIE--CABAYE--ZAHA

      -------------STRIKER-------------

      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Puncheon seemed to be ahead of Zaha mostly last season tho?

        1. palace ash
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          That was last season. I think he'll get some games but Zaha more.

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I thought Pardew was singing Puncheon's praises last season.

            1. Lucy.
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Yeah, Pards loves Punch.

              1. internal error
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                He did. He dropped him for Utd game as punch had let his high standards drop. Pardew said something along those lines

                1. internal error
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  *he does love punch

            2. AriseSirGiggsy
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              See Zaha as back up to the wingers and an alternative to Murray myself

            3. palace ash
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              This could be a HUGE season for Zaha! He had SO MUCH potential and he 'could' become one of the best wingers in the league. (It's what Sir Alex saw)

              Puncheon is great but he's not going to get any better. Having said that, if Zaha doesn't hit the ground running, in comes Punch.

              Then again, if we can't get a striker, we won't get Cabaye and this post will be garbage!

              1. Lucy.
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                If Zaha nails down a place, he's in my team. I'm just incredibly doubtful that he will.

  19. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is it 4am already!?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      it's probably close to 4am somewhere in the world

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      It's Christmas day Sir

    3. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Yes in Palikir, Pohnpei, Micronesia 😉

    4. Le Saux Solid Crew
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      What's so special about 4am?

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Nothing

  20. Licky
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Is there a cut below the 1 going when to the barbers? I like it tight on the sides, preferably lightly faded, but the 1 doesn't seem to cut it anymore (pardon the pun) I'm feeling a little more dangerous.

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I have my sides 0.5

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Sorry I lie.
        My top is 0.5. Sides are 0.

    2. Parm
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Can you not go in pure razor without the clipper?

      1. Licky
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Raw blade? Now does that leave stuff left? I'd rather not look Medieval.

      1. Licky
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Is that Niall Quinn?

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          🙂

    3. Licky
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Thanks Fantasy Haircut Scouts. Your help has been appreciated. 😉

    4. buffrey
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I go straight clippers all over which leaves some left as I then often wet shave to get it sparkly.

      So straight clippers will get you to a shave able yet stubbly level.

  21. ricardo_vaz
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Any rumors on the next Leicester boss?

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Alex McLeish.

    2. CostaCoffee
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Hiddink, Cotteral and Lennon are favourites

    1. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Linkception

    2. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      😆

      He has some crackers
      https://vine.co/v/ezVTqFJjVDq

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        it's just the pay off at the end

        gets me every time

  22. Epic Fail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Serena Williams is a beast.

    Which is both a good and a bad thing I suppose.

    1. Lucy.
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Why is it a bad thing?

      1. AriseSirGiggsy
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Depends how literal he was being

      2. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Makes matches almost a foregone conclusion.

  23. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Well thanks Serena. 😀

  24. Parm
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Tomorrow is the day then....

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Giving birth?

      1. The Light Knight
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        At least he has somewhere to put it

  25. The Light Knight
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    BBC: "The Serena Slam is on"

    Sounds like a brutal WWE finishing move

    1. Licky
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      Well from some of the comments on here about one of her matches the other day she sounds like a diva! 😆

  26. Fantasy World
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    Just had a reply from FPL Towers after I enquired about the start date:

    Hi xxxxxx
    We do not have a set date for the start of next season's game yet; however it will be at some point during July that users are able to log in and select their new team.
    Regards,
    Fantasy Premier League Support

    This dies not sound promising at all for the next few days. Next week sounds more likely 🙁

    1. Demí
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I got that same email when i enquired in June though

      1. Fantasy World
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Hmmm. Just their stock answer to save time maybe.

    2. Licky
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      What I'd prefer to know is why is your name xxxxxx! 😉

      1. Fantasy World
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Heh 😉

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      I'm sticking with the 12th/ 13th

  27. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 10 months ago

    I don't know if it's because I have a bet including Serena or not but just wants to say she gets a lot of stick for the way she looks but what a fighter and what a tennis player she is.....

    Truly a great and should be spoken with the respect she deserves.....

    1. The Light Knight
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 10 months ago

      She's a bad sport though.

      Rooney's great and gets a load of stick for his appearance

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 10 months ago

        Rooney is not great....

        She is the best women's tennis player of all time, only Martina and Graf compare....

        Rooney ain't even in the top 100

        1. The Light Knight
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Still a bad sport.

          Top 100 thing doesn't work as well for a team sport.
          He has played at the top of the game for 10+ years, and is set to be England and Man United's top goalscorer. That is unquestionably great.

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            I can assure you it is very questionable..... He had potentional to be great but never fulfilled it....

            1. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              Explain how those 2 achievements are not great, not Rooney, those achievements.

              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                Played lots of friendly against shite teams for England, always choked in the big tournaments for them as well...

                1. The Light Knight
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  England as a whole choked. Most players fill their boots against the weak teams

                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    When I can be arsed I will do a comparison on goals scored compared to lineker and charlton

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      If you are arsed enough, also compare it to other modern day forwards at International level, to see what the standard is..... on reflection even I don't care that much 😆

                      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 10 months ago

                        😆

        2. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 10 months ago

          Gosh, going to be embarrassing for England having such a nobody as their highest ever goal scorer in the national team and possibly the highest ever goal scorer in the PL.

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 10 months ago

            Ok when it comes to greatest ever footballers which number would you give Rooney...

            I can think of at least 50 better PL players the past ten years

            1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              And yes it is embarrassing

            2. The Light Knight
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              But there are no titles awarded to individual players unlike in tennis so there's no fixed quantitation.
              United's 07-11 side was a great team, with Rooney a key part. The fact it was overshadowed by the best team of all time doesn't detract from their greatness

              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                Light Knight, you need to take those United coloured specs off...

                Fecking hell, United themselves have had 50 better players in their history....

                He's good, very good even but Serena is a great in he chosen sport... He isn't

                1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  Her*

                2. Lucy.
                  • 10 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  You can't compare Rooney to Serena, I agree. Serena will go down as a tennis legend. Rooney be remembered as an excellent player but won't be remembered as a world great.

                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    This lady knows what she is talking about

                  2. The Light Knight
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    I never called him a world great. Simply said he was great

                    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      I give up....

                      Was fecking talking about Serena you brought the pig into it...

                      He not that bad I will give you that 😉

                      1. The Light Knight
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 10 months ago

                        😉

                        I still think you didn't take my point - she isn't liked because she is arrogant and uses sportsmanship- and that everyone gets torn apart for their looks if they ain't "normal"

                3. The Light Knight
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  I don't even like Rooney 😆

                  I honestly don't agree on Rooney, but I'm not disputing Serena's standing

                  1. Somalion
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    Nor do I, and I don't believe him to be comparable to Serena. I just don't agree that he isn't great.

            3. Somalion
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 10 months ago

              He's not top 10, and probably not top 20 since there have been some excellent players. But seeing as he'll be United's highest goal scorer, 2nd highest PL scorer and will probably try to challenge Shearer (though he'll only but a real challenge in if he plays up top the whole time) I can't say he isn't in the top 50 PL players of the last 10 years.

              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 10 months ago

                So on based on your logic if he is not even sure of being in the top 20 players in the PL the past ten years, how on earth can you compare his greatness to Serena Williams

                1. The Light Knight
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  Not as great but still great.
                  What is your cut off point on people's greatness before it's ok to insult their appearance? 😉

                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    They could be shite and I would still insult their appearance...

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      But your OP looks to say that because she is a great, she shouldn't be insulted

                      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 10 months ago

                        Said she deserves respect for her achievements in other words...

                        People on social media who have achieved feck all in their lives tend to have a dig at whatever they can...

                        Perhaps I am confusing the nice me with the A hole inside

                      2. The Light Knight
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 10 months ago

                        I certainly don't doubt she deserves respect, nor that people on social media are full of sh*te. 🙂

                2. GREENDREAMS11
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  sorry to butt in but Rooney is being held up here against hundreds of World class players. Lets be honest, Serena doesnt exactly have a huge amount of World class opposition to compare with

                  1. Lucy.
                    • 10 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    Not at the moment. But over 15 years she has.

                    1. Lucy.
                      • 10 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      Plus most experts/pundits class her as one of the best ever, not just right now.

                      1. GREENDREAMS11
                        • 14 Years
                        8 years, 10 months ago

                        like Im saying, in a field of sport that is dominated by a handful of players. The competition in mens football is much more intense and numerous

                    2. GREENDREAMS11
                      • 14 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      no she hasnt, she has had a few, there arent that many female tennis greats . if there are name them without checking, impress me

                3. Somalion
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 10 months ago

                  I didn't compare his greatness to that of hers. I'm taking exception the fact that you quite clearly stated Wayne Rooney is not great. I did not say he was one of the best in the world to ever play the sport, I didn't say he's up there with the likes of Messi, Ronaldo, Pele etc. as Serena would be with the other best tennis players of all time. I am just saying he is great.

                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 10 months ago

                    Perhaps you didn't... I will agree to disagree

                    In my mind he is and has been a very good player but I utilise the word great differently it would appear

                    1. Somalion
                      • 14 Years
                      8 years, 10 months ago

                      That is fair, completely entitled to it. 🙂

                      I'm not ever going to debate he's on a same level to the likes of Williams who you could argue is the very best female tennis has ever seen!