Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. 4vets
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I already have this feeling of doom 🙁

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Be positive Vets!!

      1. 4vets
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It's difficult when you're me 😉

        1. super zlatan
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Who did u captain?

          1. 4vets
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Haz

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Mane benched tomorrow?

      God, I hope not. I caved and bought him.

  2. Al
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So who Captained Rooney then?

    1. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      aye

    2. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I

    3. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      o/

    4. Donnie Brasco´s
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Me too!

  3. Boofsteino2
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney.Do the biz, please!

  4. ttownstokie
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I have spoilt my week end by captaining Theo, gonna be nervous now till i see the team sheet.

    1. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      risky.

    2. Danno - Emre Canada
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Same here *hides behind sofa

  5. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Hopefully a reasonably balanced team guys?

    Schmeichel - Hennessey
    Mert - Pva - Morgan - Targett - Francis
    Hazard - Mane - Ritchie - ozil - Wanyama
    Aguero - Rooney - Ulloa

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      One of the best teams I have seen actually

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Wow, thanks

  6. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Lets start this season with a bang roone 4 goals . cmon united

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes please.

    2. I am 42
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      best possible start for me

      1. I am 42
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        kane score a consolation will wrap my day

        cos i bought 5 goals 😀

  7. #WinterIsNotComing
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Spoiler alert!

    Jurgen Klopp will be the Premier League manager of the season. 😎

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ok...

  8. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    A4 sheet in hand ready to scroll down slowly through rival teams...

  9. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Football Focus time!

  10. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    It is sad how United and LVG have been unable to deal with the DDG problem properly, they had like 4 months to sort out the mess.

    And with all that time, they have Sergio Romero left as their GW1 starting keeper.

    (Should have dealt with Valdes properly. Atleast that guy is decent enough)...

    1. thecule
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Valdes was an excellent purchase... would've been a better decision to keep him, rather then selling him off just because he wanted to play more first team football...

  11. HappyMonday
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Just for this week...Milner or Chadli? Thanks

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Fantasy transfer window is closed mate

    2. Leeroy357
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Bit late mate, certainly Milner though

  12. Baby Cuties
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    ok lads, it's time to flaunt your steely balls:

    who's gone for a rogue captain?

    1. Baby Cuties
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      as in someone other than rooney or haz

      1. RoyaleBlue
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Theo here

      2. Shipstontrev
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Ritchie here

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Love it. 🙂

          1. Shipstontrev
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            😉

    2. edfiasco
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ramsey

    3. zencro 42
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Costa

    4. thecule
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Pelle (even though I have Haz and Walcott in my team)

    5. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ozil for me.

    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      King K

  13. goriuanx
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    so if rooney gets injured today, a 45m bid for kane goes in tomorrow?

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      During half time

    2. I am 42
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      60m for kane and lloris 😀

    3. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      lol there would be an outrage at Spurs if that happened, lot of fans already not happy . really cant see that one happening but it is Levy and he only cares abour profit so..

    4. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      bid is already in place via e mail.. its jus the mail server is down

  14. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Merson saying on Sky that Spurs would have looked at the ManU line-up and thought 'we'll have a piece of that' Just to clarify he doesn't think that Manu will finish top4, Hmmm.

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He is clueless

      1. super zlatan
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Gnu - what is your code about?

        Is there a league I could join?

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah, it's UFPL. hop on SZlatan.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Fair enough.

    3. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Hes back on the pop.

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        🙂

    4. Saniul
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Well, I don't see why people say that team looks better than last year's. It has Romero as keeper...

  15. The Raging Bull
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Anybody got grey hairs since playing FPL?

    1. Leeroy357
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes and I'm only 18. Don't regret a thing

  16. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    That was fun, can't wait for next season to start, repeated assault on F(5).

    1. super zlatan
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      🙂

  17. Bolt-on
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I just hope this year during games we don't get fake goals posted. My pet hate on here.

    1. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Dont look on the BBC then - they are shocking for that.

  18. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    How is this team ?

    Ruddy/buttland
    shaw bellerin ivan huth targett
    wall fabregas depay sterling ritchie
    rooney trollukaku 4.5

    1. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      wildcard after 1 gw

    2. RoyaleBlue
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Honestly ? I'd say not that great

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        just as expected 😀

    3. RyanC
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      If you redistributed funds, you could easily have fitted Kosc, 5.0 defender, another 4.5, Haz, and a 6.5+ striker into there.

  19. Bolivian Seaman
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Who would you rather have over the next 2 gameweeks?

    Giroud WHU cpl
    Benteke sto BOU

    1. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B imo.

      1. Bolivian Seaman
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It's looking that way isn't it? hmm

    2. Tiki-Taka
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke since I don't believe Giroud will start

    3. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B. All day

      1. Canadian Football
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It is Kane I worry about......couldn't squeeze him in

    4. Bolt-on
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A

  20. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Good luck this week and this season everyone! Great, supportive and friendly community on here so I hope all your players do the buisness!

    If Jerome scores I'll be here to gloat later 😉

    1. 4vets
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Ditto!

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Jerome to troll us all!

  21. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Five belguims start for Spurs?

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      5 penguins?!!!

      1. Cthulhu @ Left Back
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        That would explain their poor defence last season - they're great on the ice and in the water but grass, forget it!

    2. sleecc
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      4 - dembele, chadli, toby, vert
      who else?

    3. rocrocodile
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Vert, Alder, Chadli, Demb - who's the fifth?

  22. No Pirlo No Party
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Tinkering my Sun Dream Team....

    Depay or Mata? United have 2 additional games (Champs League) or Walcott? Ahhhhh, really cannot decide!!

  23. rocrocodile
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Rooney's gonna bag a brace today. I can feel it.

    1. Canadian Football
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Let's hope

  24. Mauro Boselli
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Come on Rooney you fat pig!!!

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      He's not going to score now 🙁 . Thanks alot

  25. Random 786
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Interesting strategy or foolish?

    I've gone with GW1 BENCH BOOST! Planning GW3 Wildcard.

    Ruddy - Schmeichel
    Koscielny - Huth - Francis - Coates - Targett
    Walcott - Ramsey - Fabregas - Depay - Mane
    Rooney - Benteke - Wilson

    Any thoughts? Interested to know what you think 🙂

    1. Donnie Brasco´s
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Crazy and foolis YES!
      Jeeezzzz

      1. Random 786
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Lol why? You think the bench boost is worth saving for a double gameweek?

    2. rocrocodile
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Nice team to play the chip with. But I would rather save both the wildcard and the chip (for a DGW).

      GW X - Wildcard
      DGW - Chip

      x 3, hopefully

      1. Random 786
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Hmm .. but you'd have to set up the week before to have 15 double gameweek players and they may not have good fixtures in the week before.
        Also .. there is go guaranteed double gameweek with DGW teams which have players worth getting. But for sure you'd rather use bench boost for 8 extra fixtures rather than 4!

        I have thought a lot about this but this was just too exciting to turn down .. hopefully a flying start to the season!

        1. Random 786
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          And another thing is early wildcard allows me to get Aguero and Hazard along with any other bandwagons/cheap gems who start off really well early on while others will struggle and will be bringing in 1 per week

    3. Ruth_NZ
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm not sure about all the players but the strategy is fairly good I think.

      The DGW bench boost is a bit of a mirage when (a) you are highly unlikely to end up with 15 DGW players in your team, (b) you'd have to wildcard a week early (possibly in the GW when the blanks are) as you can't wildcard and bench boost in the same GW, and (c) even if you managed it you'd have a very unbalanced squad afterwards.

      Using it early (before your 1st wildcard) makes a lot of sense really.

      1. Random 786
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Thanks for the reply 🙂

        Which players would you say aren't the best options?

        And yeah, those are exactly the reasons I was thinking of in favour of playing bench boost GW1, but on the other hand if you manage to set it up well for a DGW, it's 8 extra fixtures instead of 4.. it was a tough decision

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          It is a tough decision but the more I have considered it the more I think you have made a good call and I may do something similar before my first wildcard.

          I wouldn't have gone for Francis myself and would also have juggled around to get Sakho or Payet in there if your team is for 3 weeks only. Or is it for 2 weeks only?

          1. Random 786
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Hmm yeah I'm not regretting it yet but still not very sure!

            It's only for first 2 GWs; I'm planning my WC for GW3.
            So for me I don't wanna start Sakho or Payet away to Arsenal when I really don't have to cause I'm only planning for 2 weeks.
            It also allows me to see how they do first 2 weeks - I'm defo considering getting 1 of them in for GW3 onwards 🙂

  26. FISSH
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Why won't the game updaaaaate

  27. Redhulkster
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Is forehead online ?

    Post the pool team u predicted 🙂

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      posted it yesterday..

      migs
      clyne skrtel lovren gomez
      hendo milner
      ibe cout lallana
      benteke

  28. AIRMILES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Why hasnt it updated? How long does it take on GW1. It usually takes about 27 mins.

    1. The Raging Bull
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      put the kettle on!

  29. Mull
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    If you own Hazard but aren't captaining him today there isn't much point in having him.

  30. WHY ALWAYS MESUT?
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    So what's up with Rose? Thought he'd be starting?

    Not in my team but on the bench for my draft team. Trying to dihre out what his situation would be long term.