Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Namtab Nomolos
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    FPL really missing a trick not selling more ads to EA for the updating screen

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      this

    2. jayzico
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      That would be rubbish man

    3. jayzico
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      It would be cool but we'd get too many pop ups> that's the way it goes. nightmare

    4. Eden Hazardous
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A million dollar idea.....

  2. Peggi
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    phew, activate my WC just in time

  3. gavigan
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    They may have to void GW1 after this, anyone else thinking this may happen?

    1. foreverton
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      what do you mean?

    2. gunnerboy
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Why?

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Confirmed.

    4. whitters_2014
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No lol what happened

    5. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Why....we havent missed anything yet!

  4. foreverton
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Lukaku or Hazard for captain?

    1. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B all day long.

      Watford wont be a push over...EFC arent great going forward atm.

  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    updated now 🙂

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      nope

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        works

  6. Flying Nugget
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    the game updated briefly there. Managed to pick my team for next week.

  7. The Raging Bull
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    ITS UP NOW

  8. AIRMILES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    updated again

  9. Stephen - Robot Daniels
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    That was the GW2 deadline chaps

  10. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    I think we are going to want Siggy/Cabaye in our teams before long.

  11. Gregor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    UPDATED.

  12. Billy Gilmore
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Jeez could that make the score text any bigger?

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Just to taunt us I think

  13. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else now getting this message:

    Due to technical reason there will be no FPL this season

    1. Sponge-worthy
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      And anyone trying to sign in more than five times will explode.

  14. Sponge-worthy
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Here we go.

  15. AIRMILES
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Argh! Still cant see others' teams

  16. Dušan Citizen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Why it's not updated yet?

  17. Jay_
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Done but very slow, been slow all morning

    • Les Bleus
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Amazing intro on BT to the new season!

    • Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      2.8m players from the start 😯

      1. AIRMILES
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        yeah, and it'll rise to 3.5m

    • Bob.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Its up

    • mipola
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I miss unlimited transfers 🙁

    • HappyMonday
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      200,000 ppl trying to see their mates' teams...

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        200,000?

    • Count_cooler
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Rival team browsing now available!

    • Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Wow, that points box is huge.

      1. Les Bleus
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Hahah

    • Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      The scraped this season FPL because Martin Axford didn't get #1 ID.

    • Clam. ☘️
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Crasheeeeed

    • Risk It For aBiscuit
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

      1. Risk It For aBiscuit
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It's Back ! FPL

    • Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      One of my mini league rivals activated the triple captain today, here's how it looks for those interested: http://imgur.com/ztCvZRb

      1. The Mandalorian
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        If he's done that he's not a rival

      2. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        wopw GW1!

    • Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Can't see rival teams?

    • Chenku╰☆╮
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      OMG my rival.. he went for Cech, Mert and Kos.. And then benched Mert...