Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 1

I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

3,470 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Siva Mohan
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    in H2H Leagues..

    "Matches will be generated at the round deadline"

    when will you know your opponent?

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      After today

  2. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    no9ooooo

  3. PogChamp
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else gone double Villa this GW 😯

  4. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    0 pts 😯

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Is it just me or is it a lot bigger this year? 🙂

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        It's bloody huge

      2. tissae
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Thats what she said

    2. AIRMILES
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      -4!

  5. tissae
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Why cant I check my friends teams??

    1. Odikostar
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Click on their name, and then Gameweek 1

  6. pundit of punts
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Mark's,Granville's and Jonty's ID?

  7. Jay_
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Aaaarrhhhhh nooo

      Last minute transfers has left me with double Saints defence (Targett and Cedric) and Darmian on bench ! Ffs

      1. foreverton
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Saints have a better CS chance, not a bad move

        1. Jay_
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I've sacrificed Schmeichel for HenMcc to punt on Darmian first 3 fixtures, then WC after, feeling stupid right now, but like you say it could work out

        2. jayzico
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Ffs> fantasy football scout? gota love it 😉

          1. Jay_
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Lol 😀

        3. Somalion
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Tied for 1st Overall at the moment 😎

          1. Bolivian Seaman
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Don't let anyone overtake you

            1. Somalion
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Time to start bringing in my opponent's players 😉

            2. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              😆

          2. Forza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Me too, OMG!

            1. Somalion
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Not for long 👿

          3. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Go So....... 😎

        4. gunnerboy
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          LOL at the points box

        5. Royal5
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Can't see rivals teams. Was hoping they had fixed this..

          1. tissae
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            same here

          2. Fat B*d
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Click on their name in your league, then select their Gameweek 1 - takes you to their team

            1. Royal5
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Thanks!

          3. il Brutto
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Press on the name of your rival then press on the GW1

        6. Acquafresca
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Anyone have the scouts league code?

          1. Alan The Llama
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            The homepage does.

        7. Bumblebee
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          What are the best team names you've seen this season? These are some of the good ones I've seen:
          Petr Cech Yourself
          Ninja Skrtels
          Show Me da Mane
          Game of throw ins
          Ctrl, Alt, de Laet
          Bacuna Mata(ta)
          HurriKane
          Ibe Got a Feeling
          Who Gives a Fuchs
          How I met your Mata

          1. Woy of the Wovers
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Shaw Mido Mané

          2. Bolivian Seaman
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Shakhtar senseless

          3. stevie
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            roonpig.com

          4. mojoindojo
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Fuchs Holebas Daley

            1. jayzico
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              hahaha brilliant

        8. Woy of the Wovers
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          OR 1st=, TV 100.0m

        9. Heydudes13
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Why is the points box so big lol

        10. Peggi
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          mine still says updating?

          1. Forza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Stop refreshing and click a different link

            1. Peggi
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              im not refreshing the update page. I've logged out, logged back in and tried everything

          2. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Same

            1. Peggi
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              figured out how to fix it yet?

          3. Costa in Wengerland
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Same

          4. Sheep Flavour
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            It means you cannot play it this season

            🙂

        11. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          This is shite, we need to know who our opponents have 😡

          1. Royal5
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Half the fun in GW1

          2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            you can see, just click on their team then gameweek 1

            1. Royal5
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 8 months ago

              Ah! Thanks!

          3. Absinthe Minded
            • 13 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Click on the name and then view GW1 history

        12. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          If I have a poor week, I'm not looking forward to that massive points box staring at me.

        13. Mull
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Anyone else need a magnifying glass to see your points total?

          1. Jafooli
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            😆

          2. gunnerboy
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            haha

        14. The Train Driver
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Feel sorry for the ppl with Spurs defenders in their team...

          1. Royal5
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Same goes for United defenders

        15. Swanmoretime
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Good luck all

          1. pundit of punts
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            Cheers GB.

        16. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          My rival has Courtoius (C) 😆

          1. Gorgles
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            And I left Hibbert on the bench!

        17. foreverton
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          No Utd or Spurs players...hoping for 1-1, schneiderlin and lamela goals 😀

        18. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Rival has triple Watford. I'm feeling good about this now!

          1. Sheep Flavour
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 8 months ago

            I think its a cheeky bet EFC not to score.

        19. The Mandalorian
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Kane playing in goal and Chadli as CB

        20. Gorgles
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Come on!!! Tony Hibbert right now is in the team of the week and I benched him!!!

        21. Just A Hat
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 8 months ago

          Anyone have a link to Triggerlips team?