Dugout Discussion

The Dugout Discussion – Chelsea vs Southampton

Chelsea are still struggling to revive their ailing title defence ahead of a mid-afternoon meeting with Southampton at Stamford Bridge. Saints approach this match-up in high spirits following a 3-1 home win over Swansea City, while the Blues lay claim to just one win in four after their 2-2 draw against Newcastle United.

Heading into the weekend, only Sunderland (16) had conceded more goals than the champions (14) this term, highlighting their lack of defensive resolve through the first seven Gameweeks. Shooting opportunities have been easier to come by in recent weeks – and they now rank joint-third for attempts (115) across the whole campaign – but Chelsea are still hampered by the second worst shot accuracy (27%) in the league.

Saints’ road form is less than impressive this season, with zero wins and just two goals arriving in three trips away from St Mary’s Stadium. Only Newcastle United have recorded fewer big chances (one) than Ronald Koeman’s men (two) during their away fixtures, which offers encouragement for Fantasy managers who’ve invested in the Blues rearguard. On the flipside, Southampton rank second for goals (five) over the past two Gameweeks, suggesting that their attack has found its groove.

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  1. GYM JUNKIE
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Lol at Jose. Got to love his interviews

  2. Djerbil
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Jose Mourinho : The most pathetic Human Being involved with Football (Sepp Blatter 2nd)

    1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Diego Costa says hello.
      And Joey Barton

    2. Frank Black
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Also the one who won everywhere he went.

      1. Djerbil
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Hitler won a lot of wars

    3. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I think Sepp should be first, Mourhino is a terrible person, but not even in the same league, Jack Warner and Platini should be in the top 3 as well

  3. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    He's frothing at the mouth and etching a crucifix into his forehead.

  4. Mull
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Mourinho must have been using Doosra's tables for his team selection.

    1. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Burn

    2. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😀

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks, Mull. 🙂

    4. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Doosra's tables would have told him to buy Pelle.

    5. Random Name
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Comment of the year

    6. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Sorry. That was a cheap shot 🙂

      1. Debauchy
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Aye it was

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Perhaps you need another hunter? 🙂

        1. Mull
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Who did Mr Spanna captain?

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Sánchez.

            1. Mull
              • 12 Years
              8 years, 6 months ago

              We'll have a job catching them now then. I keep forgetting to change that team mainly because yours was doing so well.

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                8 years, 6 months ago

                "was"? OK ...

                1. Mull
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 6 months ago

                  Well I assume you're going to be a bit further behind than it was. Didn't mean it in a bad way.

                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 6 months ago

                    I'll resign as soon as you want. Mate.

                    1. Mull
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 6 months ago

                      Sorry if I've offended you. It was a stupid comment.

                      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        8 years, 6 months ago

                        I'm not the happiest, I must admit. Never mind. Apology completely accepted.

                        Let's forget it, OK? 😀

                2. Frank Black
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 6 months ago

                  I don't hate you Doosra. I just hate myself for listening to you 😀

                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    8 years, 6 months ago

                    It's strange. I am enjoying the game more than ever, this year.

                    The comments, not so much. 🙂

                    1. Frank Black
                      • 11 Years
                      8 years, 6 months ago

                      I've sold Kun for Sturridge(C) (although that allowed me to bring KDB and Vardy in too). On the plus side, i don't think he's going to score 5 goals in the next GW.

                      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        8 years, 6 months ago

                        Well ... 😆

                        I will probably have both Sturridge AND Agüero, next week.

                        Fortunately, we have a days breathing space.

                      2. Frank Black
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 6 months ago

                        To get Kun back in i should sell Hazard for like Manè or someone like that. Which honestly doesn't sound like a bad idea.

    7. Debauchy
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks to Doosra for the demise then

  5. Richd
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    My mate works for FPL.

    Three bonus to Aguero confirmed !!

    1. Sif
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Controversial...

    2. KISSES
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Kolarov

  6. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    soooooooooooo with aguero doin a sanchez......................whos next??????

    1. Mull
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Walcott around 5:30 tomorrow.

      1. Rolls-Royce
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        You & Bladers were spot on Mull 😉 🙂

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Mane

    3. chinmusic
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Aguero

    4. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Manè or Pelle

    5. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Pelle hat trick next week

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        pelles been on form tho..................i wanna know an underperformer

    6. Jammy
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard has villa next

      1. Ten Season Wonder
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        don't rule this out

  7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    wow stfu why give him this air time

    1. MFC86
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      20 minute interview! He is just talking utter jiberish

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Because people listen..

    3. Hypnos
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      because people like you watch it

    4. GYM JUNKIE
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Not as bad as owen or Mcmanaman commentating

  8. KISSES
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Jose stop please

  9. Rolls-Royce
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Since i ditched mane 11,1,9,7,11

    I think i should get him back to stop his haul maybe?

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      please No

    2. wheato
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I kept him through the double drop. Should soon get that back now.

  10. MFC86
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Totally lost the plot this is brilliant

    Well done Southampton, fantastic performance, I really enjoy watching them

  11. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I laid down and I am little bit better. Thanks for worrying lads. Pelle goal ruined me. I planned WIlson to him, was so high on him and decided not to do the hit and to wait after the Chelsea game. Also we are history this season. Really felt bad. Pelle in and would have been 99pts even tonight.

    Bottom line, I was considering this for a long long time. Your FPL season depends on your favorite team a lot. Scout Andy is having a monster season because of Lei. He is Lei fan. My 2 best seasons 26th and 2499 you guess Chelsea champion. If influences your decisions too much. No matter how you try not to, but they are. Me being Chelsea fan meant don't go Pelle wait one more game. What do the lads think about my theory?

    1. goriuanx
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      who's worrying?

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Daniel, should i do Mahrez to Mane for a hit?
      Btw, you were part of the ŕeason i went for Pelle over diouf so thanks

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        You are welcome. I don't know man, my head is not clear atm, will be rush advice. When I settle down will tell you everything

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Only a donut would have gone Chelsea heavy this year with how Shite they are, regardless who they support

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I didn't buy Pelle. Why you are so cruel to me always !!!

    4. Grand Thibauto
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      This is so accurate. I never leave Hazard and always have the cheapest chelsea def.

  12. Les Bleus
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    We should know from now on that GW8 is the week of Aguero and Southampton.

    1. FPL Daniel
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I agree. SoT always deliver in GW8 😉

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        I had Pelle GW 8 last season he also delivered 15 pts 😉

    2. KISSES
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Scary huh!

  13. JÆKS ⭐
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Is this a post match interview or stand up comedy?

    1. Berbalove
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      It's a monologue of some kind, I know that much.

    2. MFC86
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Oh hes at it again, back to talking about referee being afraid to give decisions *face palm*

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        If the referee had to give a penalty, it would be one for Southampton I think 😀

  14. Kip
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I was planning to activate WC today to build up TV over the break and sort out my defense. In doubt now:

    Ruddy Rudd
    Bellerin Kolarov Francis Williams Morgan
    Sanchez Mané Payet Mahrez Westwood
    Kun Martial Lukaku

    Would you do it? or save and use Ft to get rid of ruddy?

    1. kiwi_pool
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Free to get rid of Ruddy

  15. Somalion
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    His head is swiveling about on his neck and he's vomiting green goo

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      you mother sucks ***ks in hell?

  16. Essaraba
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Mourinho having a full on breakdown.

  17. Harper (No more Penandes)
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    This interview will become etched in history...

  18. Slaps
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Please stop him, anyone!

  19. Lucy.
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    'It hurts me as a professional'

    You don't know the meaning of the word.

    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Before we get tooo far ahead of ourselves, The average team has 7 players tomorrow 😮

    1. Diva
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Fair point. Just three here. Red arrow incoming...

    2. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      That's true. And the average Aguero captainer has over 80/90 points.. I'll take the points.

  20. Gimli son of Gloin
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Everybody without KDB getting him in I'd assume? The guy looks to be the real deal in that City side.

    Need to get rid of Kompany/Kolarov if I'm do get him in though.. who's the best option?

    1. Tommy Tynans Left Shin Pad
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Need to rid Komps. Defence is solid when he plays, but he seems to be a bit of an injury prone now

  21. FPL Blow-In
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Yaya to

    A)Mane
    Or
    B)Payet

    This talk about Mane is worrying

  22. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Master of deflection

  23. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    would you WC this sodding lot??

    butland -- ruddy
    kolorav azpi* francis --- jevans* huth*
    mahrez hazard mane sterling* -- fletcher
    kun martial deeney*

    Alternatively, can do
    A: sterling + deeney >> payet/yaya + ighalo (-4)
    B: sterling + deeney + azpi >> payet + vardy + bellerin (-8)
    C: sterling + deeney + azpi >> KDB + ighalo + bdavies (-8)
    D: other options

  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    he's lost it

  25. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    My god mourinho is going on

  26. Hypnos
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    straight out with the elephant there

  27. FPL Daniel
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Stop it Jose we were shambles. Well done SoT well deserved. I cheer for you. Keep up the good work

  28. Jay_
      8 years, 6 months ago

      His finally cracked lol

    • Somalion
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      RBJ level meltdown