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FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup – Qualifying Week 2

The first week of qualifying inthe inaugeral FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup got off to a flyer with several results of note. Egypt, one of the least experienced teams, came through the first week with flying colours, posting the fifth highest score of any team (333) and they are now sitting pretty at the top of the CAF qualifying group. This sets up a tantalising clash with The Seychelles.

The highest team score of the week award goes to Costa Rica with 351. They needed it too as their opponents Malaysia posted a very respectable 321. This would have been enough to have beaten most sides last week.

The average score for teams last week was 304.8. If your team scored more than that that you can consider yourselves unlucky if you lost – or extremely lucky if you squeezed out a win with a score lower than that.

Player of the week goes to Cylus11 of Croatia who posted a mammoth 92 points, as he led them to a 79-point victory over France

The award for worst substitution must go to Uruguay who benched Chenku who scored a massive 78 points after hits. This cost Uruguay the win in a tight match-up. This narrowly beat the benching of Jacknap by India as although they benched a greater number of points India still came away with the win.

Off the pitch, Tony Hibbert wins the award for best press conference revealing the Republic of Ireland’s elite pre-season training methods that would set them up for the tournament.

We also had the saga of the missing England players gone AWOL. If you are reading this and you belong to team England please make yourself known.

In fact the sheer quantity and quality of the pressers is too high to bring up here. But keep it up it is an invaluable part of the tournament and keeps it alive.

A full run-down of last week’s results can be found here:

results FFIFSa

Gameweek 2 Preview

We are looking forward to the second week of qualifying taking place this weekend, which includes a big South American match-up between Brazil and Argentina. Both sides which have tallied over 145,000 points between them in their Fantasy Premier League careers so it should live up to its billing.

Another big local derby is Germany against Poland, who will be desperate to get off the mark after losing their Gameweek 1 match against Portugal. Germany in contrast will be in confident mood after despatching Bosnia and Herzegovina.

A full list of the fixtures this week can be found here:

Fixtures FIFFSA

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament and our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each team’s Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-a-side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

FPL is a simple game made complicated by double gameweek planners.

652 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Tous Ensemble! 🙂

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Si.

  2. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Mexico Mexico Mexico

    Oleeeeeeeeee!!!!

  3. Numb
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    No mention of our incredible draw?

    1. Numb
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      The two best scores in the group - either of us would have beaten any other team in the Group

    2. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Apologies, just have to do it again so we can mention you next week? 🙂

      Think there were two draws actually, yourselves and Israel and North Korea v Bhutan. Pretty impressive actually!

  4. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Time to bounce back.

  5. Lingardium Leviosa.
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    "The highest team score of the week award goes to Costa Rica with 351. They needed it too as their opponents Malaysia posted a very respectable 321."

    They're not even in the same group!

    Or did I read that wrong? In which case, carry on.

    1. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      😯 You are right, they are in different groups 😆

      The article might have been written quickly...

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Ah. Sorry about that. I amended that bit quite late on and forgot to change part of it.

  6. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Great round-up and preview. Winner of that tight matchup with Uruguay right here.. 😉

    Guess you could say we lucked out, but then again, whou wouldn't bench a player with -8 when most of your teammates has no hits?

    Looking forward to the clash with Colombia!

  7. Nisheda
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Love it how the clashes are so close!
    Good win to start of with, expecting a close game against the motherland

  8. Sjaugen
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Share of teams who benched their lowest scoring member?

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Might be a goods stat for next weeks article.

      1. Sjaugen
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Just did the calcs: 10/59, basically 1/6 teams with 6 players benched their lowest scorer.

        1. Sjaugen
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          22% benched people with hits

          1. Sjaugen
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            Anyone have questions I might answer from the gw13 fiffsa stats?

            1. Bibelnissen
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              How's the numbers the other way around - how many teams benched their highest scoring player?

    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Huge derby game this weekend: Poland vs Germany! We are ready to repeat the success from 2014 and beat our neighbours for the second time in the history. We need to bounce back. We will bounce back!

    #DoBojuPolsko! #NaZawszePolska

  9. Mark-O
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Australia! Oi oi oi!

    1. SpartaBhoy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Allez équipe Nouvelle-Calédonie!

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        How does New Caledonia get a team? Surely they are part of France!!

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          They are recognized by Fifa. So eligible.

        2. BabyB
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Apparently they are a special collective of France.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Caledonia

          Looks as though powers are being transferred subject to an independence referendum

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noum%C3%A9a_Accord

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            The true new Scotland.

            1. SpartaBhoy
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              Mon the Kanaks!

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrdo1PuUvQ

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Let's go team Brazil!

  11. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Forza Azzurri!

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Pretty easy draw this week , maybe an opportunity to take some hits and adjust teams or even rest some players

      🙂

  12. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    I wouldn't want to be sat on 0 points by the end of this. I think we will start to see some must win games next week.

    Come on Seychelles. Let's push for top of the groupa nd the seeding which comes with it.

  13. Black Knights
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Team England needs help. We can't plan or organise anything while we're a member short. It was bad enough last week to guess someone's team. We can't do it again this week. We want Hooky, who is actually contacting us.

    1. Hooky
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      I'm still ready to step in if required.

      1. Black Knights
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        This is the silly thing. We have someone who actually wants to play and be involved in midweek discussion and is ready to join, but we're not allowed to because we need to give a guy who doesn't care, hasn't made contact, and doesn't look like doing so a chance. All the while, we're guessing his team to form part of our squad.

    2. BabyB
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Sharky emailed us. Flagged it within FIFFSA and will get back to you.

      1. Black Knights
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Thanks. I was all for giving him a chance, but this is the second consecutive week that we've not been able to plan with a full squad of players. It's limiting our options. I was happy to wait until last Friday. We entered a team blind for last GW, i don't know why we're waiting so long to do the same this week, especially when we have Hooky's email, phone number etc and he's ready to replace him and actually help us.

        1. Hooky
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Better let you know that I'm off out on a works do shortly so probably won't be contactable later. Doubt I'll be able to speak, let alone work my phone/computer! Very happy to join team England though if allowed.

          1. Black Knights
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            No worries mate. Hopefully we'll have you in the Whatsapp group by tomoro to see how we get on!

    3. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Let the man play.
      Suffered this twice and really annoying, you end up guessing their moves or resign to leave them on bench and lose out on their big weeks

      1. Black Knights
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Cheers mate!

      2. A.T
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        +1

  14. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    The Cayman Islands would like to protest the moderators not recognising us in our loss to top-scorers Costa Rica. In addition we would like to give them free geography lessons on the Countries of the World 😀
    Costa Rica - Central America
    Cayman Islands - Caribbean/North America
    Malaysia - South-east Asia

    1. kj
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Good game guys... We were lucky, Crystal palace got a blank 🙂

      Captain
      CostaRica

      1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        haha, yes. Barkley and Coleman swung the game in your favour. Cheers 🙂

      • 10 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      😳 On behalf of the FIFFSA family, I'd like to offer you our sincerest apologies.

  15. Az
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    My score this week very much resembles my performance in actual five a side. Poor.

    This week is going to be better though, come on Columbia!

    1. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Is it really? 😉

  16. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    The Argies have got this. We have Lionel Doosra.

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      😆 team brazil is strong this week

        1. Your Mum's Athletic
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          😆

  17. EWH2020
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    On my Wildcard. Which combo is best?

    A) Ozil, Lingard
    B) Firmino, Lanzini

    I already own Sanchez.

  18. Depay Time
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Captain of Egypt here 😀 B)

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Should be an interesting match up this week. At least with your side we know who the starting side will be.

      1. Depay Time
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        you betcha
        you from Seychelles?

  19. EWH2020
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Currently on Rose but everyone telling me to go with Toby.

    Rose has much better PPG than Toby. What's the argument to go with Toby?

    1. Black Knights
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Minutes. Toby won't get rotated over Christmas.

  20. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    The mighty Oranje vs the "not-even-European" Icelandic...

    Lets make it 2 out of 2 lads 😎

    1. pompeyfan
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Let's do this!

  21. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    San Marino are ready to actually turn up this week and gatecrash the party

    1. Sjaugen
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Protip, don't bench your best player

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Benching the lowest scorer wouldn't have helped them either even if the opponents benched their best score.
        PS Oranje owned them.

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          As mentioned previously we got Kaned. Orange where worthy winners

  22. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Everyone sees we benched our best player.
    I see consistent scores within the squad.
    I see that even our reserve squad gets one over the opponent.
    Japan let's see if you have what it takes.

    1. Sjaugen
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Benched best player:
      USA (lost), Ecuador (won), India (won), Emirates (lost), France (lost), Finland (lost), San Marino (lost)

      1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        2 out of 7
        I'll gladly take that and add luck factor to the talent team India possess.
        Fortune favours the brave.

      2. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Highest and second highest player difference
        Ecuador 8
        India 23
        it's like benching Kane vs Chelsea last season

  23. JARI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Russia vs Finland - Winter is coming

    It was a cold winter night in late November 1939. There were peace and prosperity all over the land of the thousand lakes. It was a proud country. A country without enemies. A country without conflicts. There were hope. There were dreams. There were belief in a bright future for a proud nation. But this particular night changed it all.

    The Soviet Union wanted our land. They fought us and brought us on our knees. They were twice as many soldiers. 6541 tanks vs our 32. 3880 aircrafts vs our 114. But we stood up for ourselves and fought.

    Exactly 76 years later we stand here again. The war is history. There is another Winter War to fight. GW14. It is finally time to dream again. This time the teams are equal. One gameweek. 5 vs 5. No guns, no armory. It is purely down to the chosen managers to restore faith. Pick their squads of soldiers. Pick their leaders. See how the fight unfolds. Who will be decisive? An Aguero captaincy? A King differential? Or a Begovic penalty save from Kane?

    The questions are many, the answers are few. But there are things we know. We have faith in ourselves, our soldiers and our nation. We know that the small can beat the big. We can rise to the occasion. We can beat them. Putin. Medvedev. Stalin. Arshavin. Kournikova. We will beat them. We will fight together. We will be merciless. We will be victorious.

    We are Finland.

    1. Sjaugen
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Satellites have picked up activity at the border
      https://imgur.com/R6Uptx1

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      We beat you with 14 drunk haggis

      1. Admiral Stark
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        With a heavy dose of luck

    3. Admiral Stark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Good stuff, bring forth the infantries!

  24. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Managed to Bench lowest player whilst manager on holiday and nobody knew each other's teams.
    Playing it casual is where it's at

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Well done on the victory Scotland. Finland must be very poor

      1. BabyB
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        Scotland with more points than San Marino, you must be pretty embarrassed right now?

        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          i am taking this as an insult but yet also a compliment

        2. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 5 months ago

          Well you would know

          1. BabyB
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 5 months ago

            yeah, i realised as soon as i posted that we lost as well. Was hoping no one would notice..

            1. John t penguin
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 5 months ago

              Only joking I have faith you won't continue to perform as badly as Sad mario

  25. kingozil-The Germans once a…
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Can someone explain who gets the seeding?

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      First four from each group go into four different pots based on finishing position in their qualification groups.

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Depends how drunk I am and how busy the pub is

  26. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Best presser? I'll take that!

    1. A.T
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 5 months ago

      Nice one Tone

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 5 months ago

        How you fixed this week with your owned team?

  27. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    #SomosCubanos

    Mexico will be the next victim of the Cuban Revolution

    #VivaCuba

  28. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Good luck Barbados. Maybe we can chill on the beach after the game. BYOB 😉

  29. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 5 months ago

    Is there any way the spreadsheet can have each players team linked to their name to make it easier to view