The Knee Jerk

The Knee Jerk – It’s About Time

With just five games played out, Saturday satisfaction always looked unlikely. It’s fitting however, that with the big guns yet to be primed, we saw a handful of mid-price players come to the fore and deliver long overdue returns. Fitting and just little bit painful.

Jamie O’Hara started proceedings, blasting a dramatic equaliser to earn Wolves an unlikely point. Full of industry, creativity and threat, O’Hara has been an influential figure, without delivering returns for those brave enough to take a punt. Subject of our recent Members’ Monitor article and, just a couple of gameweek’s later, O’Hara has at last broke his duck. It was coming.

The start of something special? With City up next and three away games in four, it seems unlikely. Even so, O’Hara could yet figure on our radars should McCarthy get Wolves earning victories again.

A few hours later, Sunderland’s Stephane Sessegnon – another mid-price midfielder who has failed to live up to his pre-season billing, earned Steve Bruce three points with a victory at the Reebok.

Ironically, Sessegnon’s first goal of the season coincided with his shift back to the flank, as Bruce paired Connor Wickham and Nicklas Bendtner in his forward line. The Dane later converted a second for the Black Cats; Sessegnon providing the assist and fetching a belated 10-point return for the few thousand Fantasy managers who had kept the faith. Expect bonus points to follow on Monday morning and, with three home games in four to come, suddenly “Sess” is back in the game and blinking bright.

While Sunderland prevailed at Bolton, Yohan Cabaye also fired his first goal of the season to hand North East rivals Newcastle the points. The Frenchman is another Fantasy prospect that’s been touted as overdue returns. Having delivered just a couple of assists thus far, Cabaye gleefully converted to keep the Magpies buoyant and Wigan resigned to the relegation spots.

Unlike Sessegnon, Cabaye’s stock seems unlikely to rise from today’s success. Alan Pardew is now set to steer his happy ship through choppy waters, three away trips in four with Stoke, City and United presenting three of the toughest destinations around. Cabaye’s next significant return could be a good few weeks away.

Is anyone out there feeling smug? Is there really any Fantasy manager with O’Hara, Sessegnon and Cababye tucked away in their lineup? There can’t be many and yet, there will be plenty who have owned at least one of them previously, now pondering what might have been.

Having been threatening to return all season, the trio chose today to get off the mark – a day which seems set to see such modest scoring for many. That only fuels the frustration and makes their late delivery all the more difficult to accept.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Smarty Pants
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    12 years, 8 months ago

    Well, that was rather funny than frustrating, enjoyed watching that Suarez show although I have him in my team

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  2. In Like Flynn.
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    So, H2H rival had Ruddy and Holt both playing. Oh how I laughed.

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    1. Gnu
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      Now now!!

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        I'm not laughing now Gnu, they got loads of points.

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        1. Gnu
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          Alright ILF, been awol for th estart of the season, are you Brighton Rocks?

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      9pts plus bonuses 🙄

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  3. champion_elect
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    "11 - Luis Suárez's total of 11 shots (inc. blocked) v Norwich is the most by a player in a single PL game this season. Futile."

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    1. Bazman returns
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      11 in other words all those players that got hat-tricks this season managed it with less shots. The guy is the most annoying player in the PL. Should have been a ridiculous score line then.

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    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      Any idea how many on target?

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      1. Optimus.
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        6

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      2. Dino
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        6 I think JOHND. Over the season he has only scored 1 out of every 7 chances he has had though so he prob should have had at least one today going on his average.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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          1 bp? Or just wishful thinking?

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  4. Davros
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    FAIL- brought in petrov and Suarez (c) for brunt and RVP (c). Doh.

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    1. Cruicky
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      I don't see the point of getting rid of RVP?

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    2. jimnastics
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      I'm sorry, but RVP > Suarez is the kind of moronic decision that would only happen on FFS. . this site just breeds retarded transfers. You've ditched the league's in form striker at home against a Stoke side who will be tired from a Euro game, for a striker who hasn't once scored double-figures all season.

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      1. Gnu
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        +1 Jim

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      2. Davros
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        I know, I know. My thinking was that given wengers comments about rotation, I can see RVP getting max half a game this GW. Then see him playing but not getting points next weekend. Stand by that. Don't think RVP will do much next 2 GWs. Jthen i can pick him back up fpr nice run of fixtures after that. ust brought in the wrong guy!

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        1. Cruicky
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          12 years, 8 months ago

          Don't try and be clever about rotation, when it's blindingly obvious that he'll start - he's captain and will get Arsenal's majority of goals.

          Wenger can't afford another poor home performance vs. Stoke in front of their own fans, and are currently 11th - Arsenal 11th!!!

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        2. Dino
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          Wenger will rest him for the carling cup shortly and he can rest him for some of the champions league games too as they are as good as qualified now.

          He will more than likely get a rest during the international break now too as holland are qualified so they will only be playing friendlies over that two week period.

          I don't see RVP getting too much rest in the Premier league. They will be up against it this year to get fourth spot and that will be their priority over any other competition.

          But thats only my opinion

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          1. _Freddo
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            He was never playing in the CC so that game is not a window for rest, we also topped the CL group after 3 games last year, Wenger then rested players, got bad results, finished second and had to face Barcelona, its safe to say he will not disrespect that Cup until the group is won as he must win the group.

            Stoke have a history of breaking Arsenal players, van Persie can not get injured or the season is over for Arsenal, Wenger will be aiming for 4th, he knows the league is out of reach, Liverpool dropped points today, sleep well van Persie owners that captained him.

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      3. SammyD
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        harsh but fair

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        1. Gaz Downright
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          +1

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      4. Houdini
          12 years, 8 months ago

          Yeah everyone is wise after the event. Another day and he could have easily got two goals- percentage wise he should have scored at least one with the shots he had.

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      5. Optimus.
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        you deserved that though for getting rid of rvp though sorry

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    3. The Red Viper
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Need a Rooney sending off and penalty miss tomorrow fantasy-wise. I still need United to win though! Quieten down those noisy neighbours 😀

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    4. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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      Looooooooollerpool.

      Suarez can't finish.

      Gerrard is overpriced.

      People thought I was nuts for saying this stuff.

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    5. UKG
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      So...Suarez 3 BPS then.....surely?

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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        sure, 6 or so shots off target

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      2. SammyD
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        literally no chance

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      3. Gargamel
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        Suarez is a contender for the biggest NEGATIVE PPI of the season. Had 5 attempts off target

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    6. seanie3
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      anyone who saw the game think Suarez will get any bonus points

      had him captain last week and this week, what a waste, should have gone with rooney

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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        he shouldnt. many many shots off target.

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      2. Manilaman
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        You've got more chance of juggling soot.

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        1. Optimus.
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          nicely put

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    7. Bazman returns
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      So I wonder how much of an exodus of Suarez over the next week considering all other decent strikers have good fixtures.

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    8. Scoredelario
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      can i just confirm… pilkington wasn’t injured was he? Just a substitution to waste a bit of time i assume

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      1. Cars and Mané
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        think so, he was impressive.

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        1. Scoredelario
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          he's coming in for jarvis. How good that feels!

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          1. Cars and Mané
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            I'm looking into him, Joe Allen and Bannan. Will decide on one to replace Jarvis.

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      2. Gargamel
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        Pilkington looks like a great budget midfielder imo. Much more dangerous than Dyer

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    9. Tabes
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      One question guys:

      West Brown miss a penalty, right? so Given take a save penalty or not?

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      1. Cruicky
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        No - he didn't save it.

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      2. kaz 96
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        no, given didnt save it

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      3. Tabes
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        Thanks 🙂

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    10. super zlatan
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      13 points from 6 players. Shyte

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      1. Bazman returns
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        11 from 5 just as rubbish! Possible worse.

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    11. Back on the horse
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      wow - i was so close to getting Suarez in.

      went for sturridge instead, let's see if thats any better tomorrow, youre all welcome round my place KO 3.30

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    12. weeurquahrt
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      had ruddy in goal this week .. 4 point,s more than i thought he,d get

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      1. applemanthai
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        plus bonus

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    13. Davros
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      Suarez is such a tool. Not for the countless missed chances but for appealing everything. It made me LOL when Suarez had a defender in a headlock and then appealed for a free kick when he was pushed away. Tool. He's only been in my team a week but never coming back in my team rest of season. Don't need tools like that in my team. Makes me feel dirty. Aguero?

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      1. kaz 96
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        exactly what im gonna do.
        gonna kick the cry baby out of the team and bring in aguero for free, useless clown!

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      2. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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        So so true. Suarez is such a crappy person. so lucky not to get a yellow.

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      3. Scoredelario
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        is he a tool?

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        1. Davros
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          Yes. Surprised you didnt pick that up. I said it 3 times for effect

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    14. kaz 96
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      how is everyone doing right now? been an awkward saturday. expected more from suarez.
      24 points till now with bp's still to come and 5 to play tomomorrow

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      1. kennethrhcp
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        id say thats alot better than most! 14 points with 6 to play

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    15. Optimus.
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      to say im sick after that is an understatement after all those chances well played norwich though

      more beer

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      1. Acer
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        Gerrard could have had 2 assists at the end if Carroll and Suarez had put them away. Bastards! I never thought it would be a cricket score, Norwich are a good team, but i certainly thought Liverpool would win.

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    16. Mull
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      16 from 6. Bosingwa, Silva, Nani, Adebayor and RVP(C). Could be worse.

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      1. Bazman returns
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        Have 4 of those sorry you are in for a low scoring week as my jinx will be on those 4 including your captain!

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      2. super zlatan
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        I have the same players to go as you

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    17. super zlatan
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      Suarez has massive teeth. Thank fook I didn't captain him

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      1. Gnu
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        ....because of the size of his teeth, wow. My mates a dentist, I'm going to get him to do my captain choices in future!

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        1. super zlatan
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          Lol

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      2. Timmy Cahill Rules
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        + 1

        I have him but captained RVP

        Suarez is so wasteful its unreal

        and 2 of my rivals captained him today so happy days.

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      3. weeurquahrt
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        at last someone who know,s what he,s talking about lol//.

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    18. Timmy Cahill Rules
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      There is only 1 thing worse than having suarez today

      Having Kuyt as well

      lol at mr know it all who has both

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      1. kaz 96
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        jack's had a pretty f**ked up day.
        don't forget, he had enrique too haha

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        1. Timmy Cahill Rules
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          12 years, 8 months ago

          What a shame

          ha ha

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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            A holes

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    19. Bazman returns
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      Anyone think could be a low scoring GW?

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        No way to know. All the big players play tomorrow.

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      2. Optimus.
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        no chance imo

        all the big guns to come

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    20. gera.bostock
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Shocking gameweek. 15 points from 7 players. At least i'm happy i didn't buy Suarez for Rooney.

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    21. wrong
      • 12 Years
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      so agbonlahor outscored suarez for the 7th week in 9

      tho 5 points wasn't a great return either considering the fixture

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    22. PFOR
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Feeling rather smug about not having any Liverpool players, had a feeling Norwich would get a result. Hopefully RVP can do the business again tomorrow. Wouldn't mind another Rooney bicycle kick either 🙂

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    23. SammyD
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      just got home. Is Suarez out Bent in a good idea? Suarez doesn't seem to be getting the chances

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      1. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
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        get rid but not for bent: rooney, RVP, Aguero, Adebayor, Sturridge top strikers, imo

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      2. wrong
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        prefer agbonlahor

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      3. Demí
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        LOL

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      4. kaz 96
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        getting the chances, wait till u see the highlights !

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        1. kaz 96
          • 12 Years
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          more like getting the chances???

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    24. Bazman returns
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      Ruddy will get the bonus points.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Ruddy, Holt, Bellamy, Pilkington imo.

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    25. Retro
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Jose Enrique is certainly Konchesky Mk II in fantasy terms. No one stands out as a replacement though, with such a dearth of clean sheets.

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      1. Jafalad
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        Just traded in Brown. Those SUN fixtures look really tempting now.

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    26. Stylish
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      Does Given not get a penalty save for today?

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      1. CarelessGenius©
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        I think you only get points if you actually save it......

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      2. Demí
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        He didnt save it.

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      3. Wild Rover
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        Couldn't quite reach it....

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      4. applebonkers
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        12 years, 8 months ago

        i think given should get poins for the psyche out, baseketball style

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        1. Gargamel
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          12 years, 8 months ago

          I genuinely believe keepers should get something regardless.

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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            +1

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    27. Timmy Cahill Rules
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      12 years, 8 months ago

      Hoolahan played well today only 1 goal so far this season but looks promising for future games.

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    28. Dino
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      Liverpool two cs in the last 12 epl games now! Dang why did I not get enrique 🙁

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 14 Years
        12 years, 8 months ago

        so you could bench him when he gets 11. just me?

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