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The Numbers Game – Goals Imminent?

Having highlighted Gareth Bale and Michu in the top five of our previous article ahead of their recent resurgence, we’re rolling out an updated version covering the last four Gameweeks.

Once again, we focus on those individuals who have offered the greatest goal threat without finding the net, in the hope that their respective displays are a sign of things to come.

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  1. Elniñorules
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Haaaaaaaaaave you met a troll here?

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  2. Optimus.
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    if ever you need a laugh..always does the trick for me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHVhxbtrhY

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Or I could always just click on the link in your name. πŸ˜‰

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      1. Optimus.
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        oh you bar steward...he didnt just do the my rank is better than yours routine did he πŸ˜‰

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    2. Rabid Dog
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      Lmfao πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ In a evil nasty snigger way

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    3. Declan-
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      Saw this before. Very good πŸ˜†

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    4. Wild Rover
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      I'm crying... πŸ˜†

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      1. Optimus.
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        toughh crowd tonight πŸ˜‰

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        1. Optimus.
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          spelling police alert

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      1. Optimus.
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        old but gold πŸ˜€

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  3. timski8000
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    Never noticed that the toon have defender called 'Good'...

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      would be funnier if it was QPR

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    2. Holy See
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      I've noticed when I check for Suarez on Fiso, some chap called Denis Suarez pops up first. Never heard of him, but I'll miss him when his gone.

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  4. Acquafresca
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    Ok let me repost this since it was confusing to most, incorrect spacing.

    Tough decision i got ahead of me:

    A) Rooney, Fellaini (GW27) Evans (GW28)

    or

    B) RVP, Kebe (GW27) Aguero (GW28)

    WITH RVP(GW27)- – – – – – – – – – – WITH ROONEY(GW27)

    Bego- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Bego
    Martin, Harte, Demel- – – – – – – – – – Martin, Harte, Demel
    Bale, Mata, Walcott, KEBE- – – – – – – Bale, Mata, Walcott, FELLAINI
    RVP, Podolski, Lambert- – – – – – – – – ROONEY, Pod, Lambert

    WITH RVP(GW28)- – – – – – – – – – – WITH ROONEY(GW28)

    Bego- – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Bego
    GJ, Harte, Davies- – – – – – – – – – – – GJ, Davies, EVANS
    Bale, Mata, Walcott, Michu- – – – – – – Bale, Mata, Walcott, FELLAINI, Michu
    RVP, AGUERO, Lambert- – – – – – – – – ROONEY, Lambert

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      The left-hand one.

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        By a long way, actually - one has RVP AND Aguero, the other has Rooney and Fellaini.

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        1. Acquafresca
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          11 years, 2 months ago

          Yes but if RVP is rested in GW28 like I fear, the Rooney+Fellaini option could possibly do better in the short term. Though I do agree with you, long term RVP+Aguero is a better combo.

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    2. Advice Mallard
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      If you are going to ask for an opinion on your team, try not to format it in a way which will harm people's eyes.

      You may find that using the recognised template for displaying your team will cause less blindness and gain more replies.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Haaaaaaaave you met Captain Hindsight?

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      A imo. Although GW27 might be a bit premature for Fellaini when he has a blank followed by hideous fixtures coming soon.

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        Oh wait B. I misread the post. Rooney Lambert Pod would be a horrible front three.

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        1. Acquafresca
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          Id be playing the power 5 in mid bar GW29, where I would have to replace Pod.

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    4. Elniñorules
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      Very confusing, still.

      Are you trying to distract everyone from getting Bale?

      KLAXON

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        KLAXON is no longer available for purchase

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    5. the axolotl
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      i must be thick

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    6. timski8000
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      RvP and Aguero = Hubba Hubba

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    7. Crouch Potato!
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      Go for it!

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  5. /
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    Has Bale been discussed at all tonight?

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    1. the axolotl
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      thought the last batman was his best performance

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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        And that gives you power over me somehow?

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    2. CarlosKillface
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      not really

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    3. Declan-
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      Not yet. Good idea though πŸ™‚

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    4. Epic Fail
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      Who?

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    5. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      Not enough

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  6. False no.2
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    Just a thought..

    Now, we all know that to play for Stoke you need to be at least 6,2" and barrel chested. But wouldn't it be nice to see them spend a bit of cash on just one really nimble little playmaker, with all the other meat heads protecting him like a quarterback? I'm sure this thought has never crossed Pulis's mind, but it might just add another dimension to their game(!)

    Sorry if i've offended any stoke fans. I really don't mind Stoke.

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    1. Declan-
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      What about Charlie adam πŸ˜‰

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    2. Epic Fail
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      Possibly what they were trying with Owen.

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    3. CarlosKillface
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      messi > stoke

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      1. CarlosKillface
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        i heard off a guy its for 135m

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    4. Crouch Potato!
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      Stoke fans watch Stoke every week, they ain't easily offended!

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    5. subzero
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      Glory Glory Stoke United

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  7. keotes
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    Which front 8 is better?

    Bale, Mata, Walcott, Michu, Fellaini

    A) RVP, Le Fondre, Suarez
    B) RVP, Le Fondre, Aguero
    C) RVP, Sturridge, Lambert

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    1. Declan-
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      C. Although you'll be benching one of Fellaini/Michu/Sturridge/Lambert every week

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      1. keotes
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        Quite sad to do this. ESP if the benched player has a blinder of a gw

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    2. Mavric Marco
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      B for me

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    3. Rabid Dog
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      C for more game time when fit

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      1. keotes
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        Figured that there might be benefits in having some bench strength for unexpected rests. Also might be handy to assume that one of the front 8 could have a lousy fixture GW.

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    4. OShaughnessy
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      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      C gives you the best side but, as mentioned you'll have a heck of a time on deciding who to play.

      Therefore, I would say make a list of your must have 7 players & drop the 8th.

      Find a serviceable replacement & use the saved cash to bolster your back line.

      For example: I would rather have Evra play week in week out than be forced to decide if Fellaini or Lambert gets a game.

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  8. Evs
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    Need to sleep now, as eyes are burning from Aquas posts and its crazy formating 😯

    Nighty, night gang.
    😎

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    1. Get up ya bum
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      Hi bye evs

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    2. Acquafresca
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      Hater's gonna hate. Night grumpy. πŸ˜‰

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      1. Evs
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        πŸ˜‰

        Cyas buddy !

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      Is that like fore-play?

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  9. Get up ya bum
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    Let's Bale

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    1. Declan-
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      ....Tonight. Come on lets Bale tonight

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  10. In Like Flynn.
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    Evening All,

    So just as Newcastle looked to be getting their full squad together.............

    Will this affect Tiote's playing time?

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    1. Get up ya bum
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      Surely he'll slot in next to cabaye?

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21450584

        I meant this Champ.

        Assumed everyone had seen it.

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          😯

          In the new comment system i'd give you plenty of upvotes for this.
          http://i.imgur.com/ko2zHgj.gif

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          1. In Like Flynn.
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            Amazing link GB. I've not seen that before.

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        2. Get up ya bum
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          😯 just waking up here

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    2. Acquafresca
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      He is not french, is he still part of Newfrance United?

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        *laughing*.... NOT

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  11. subzero
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    Hi to my best friends @Snake, @Evs, @Gran

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    1. Optimus.
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      😯

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      Dat ass.

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        hahaha

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      2. Wild Rover
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        I thought it was his mouth.... Talks out of it anyway...

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      3. subzero
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        wassup kyle
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXelKDt6yOc

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          -_-

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  12. JapBen
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    Turner or Wilson for a cheap defender for the next few GWs?

    As Mark said on the last page Wilson played a full 90 minutes for the U21s recently and he has over a week before their next game so he should start especially as Pulis has stated he wants him in the side ASAP

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    1. subzero
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      better wait for fergie presser about Wilson. No rush

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      1. JapBen
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        I guess so but I need to downgrade Baines to a cheap defender to afford Bale and Bale's price will rise a fair bit before any press conference about Wilson.

        If you knew Wilson was going to start would you choose him over Turner?

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        1. cr4zym4n
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          Even fully starting, I'm not sure. Stoke has not been very good lately.

          But gun to my head, I'd say Wilson.

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        2. subzero
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          think for your self lazy goose

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    2. the axolotl
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      much of a muchness, both capable of cleanies, turner more likely for a goal

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    3. Advice Mallard
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      If you are thinking of choosing a value defender, check the recent record of their clubs.

      You may discover that one is in significantly better defensive form than the other.

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      1. JapBen
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        unfortunately no recent record for Wilson as he has been out injured for so long

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        1. Advice Mallard
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          If you think that Marc Wilson is a club, it may be an idea to check again.

          It might become apparent that he is actually a player.

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          1. Wild Rover
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            πŸ˜†

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        2. cr4zym4n
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          Yeah I'm thinking Stoke may turn their defensive form back around w/ Wilson back on the pitch

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    4. Rabid Dog
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      Turners been good for baps as late but both have on off fixtures

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  13. the axolotl
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    anyone else feel a massive drugs implosion may well hit the world of football in the next year or so?

    if it did, would you really care?

    trials in spain right now are starting to uncover the depth of cheating within cycling, but the same doctor's relationships in other sports are not being investigated, "for some reason". there's been (fairly) established incidences of entire teams in spain and italy taking performance enhancing drugs.

    do people think it's widespread in premiership?

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    1. Wild Rover
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      Football is more at risk from recreational drugs, no amount of steroids will make you more skillful

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      1. the axolotl
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        true, but it will keep you going longer in those industrious midfield positions, it will make you stronger, and faster, and it will make you recover from injury faster. it is absolutely certainly a problme in football, the only question is how much. as the football organisations don't want their product being undermined, their is very little testing (as in american sports). footballers talk routinely about gobbling pills ("supplements") they're given - which takes responsibility away.

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      2. CarlosKillface
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        agreed. no footballer would want to risk his skill.
        i wonder who in the premier league smokes weed... baines

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        1. the axolotl
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          no footballer would want to risk his skill? what does this mean. there's been loads of proven cases already where they've taken performance enhancing drugs

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          1. CarlosKillface
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            its difficult to explain but basically they would'nt want to risk not knowing precisely where there feet are in space, if that even makes any sense. if you take muscil enhancers and stuf like that the delicate touch u have wont be so delicate. they would'nt want to risk that. although a large centre half could use them to beef up i suppose

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      3. KIT
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        Mate they are called "performance enhancing drugs" for a reason.

        Possessing skill in the first place is one thing, being able to apply it for the full 90 mins (and the dreaded extra time in certain games) to the max is whole different issue. Fatigue plays a major part in it and that's where the benefits of these drugs are I guess.

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        1. Wild Rover
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          You over estimate the effort a footballer put's into the average game...

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          1. KIT
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            You clearly underestimate it I say. Why do you think there are so many injuries in the game, substitutions (apart from the tactical ones), players losing pace etc etc.

            These guys are supreme athletes and Anabolic steroids are basically to enhance athleticism. The use of these and any other kind of Performance enhancing substances is quite simply CHEATING.

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            1. CarlosKillface
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              11 years, 2 months ago

              red bull is a performance enhancing drug

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          2. Somalion
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            11 years, 2 months ago

            You underestimate footballers. I agree there are those who take it easy but there are those like Michu who leave nothing in the tank. I think performance enhancing drugs may impact football to some extent but my real concern is fraud and match fixing.

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      4. OShaughnessy
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        • 11 Years
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        Respectfully you sir are naive if you feel that PED's aren't threatening or already prevalent this game.

        When already hyper-competitive individuals compete to earn millions of pounds you can be sure that some players are looking for an edge.

        Just look at North American sport as it has been seen in all major competitions. (NBA, NHL, NBA, MLB...)

        So, I would see no difference in the motivations of their counterparts across the ocean...

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    2. Epic Fail
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      I wouldn't really care tbh. It doesn't affect me.

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      1. the axolotl
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        you mean footballers cheating via drugs wouldn't affect you? really? so if say a team with a bunch of souped up superheros releagated villa on last day, you wouldn't care?

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        1. Epic Fail
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          • 13 Years
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          Aye.

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          1. the axolotl
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            that saddens me, mr epic

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    3. CarlosKillface
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      nah

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  14. Piggs Boson
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    Is there no scoutcast tonight?

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    1. subzero
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      nope

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    2. cr4zym4n
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      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      No matches this weekend

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      1. cr4zym4n
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        • 12 Years
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        ...Other than Liverpool Swansea which they covered in last scoutcast

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        1. Piggs Boson
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          Good point πŸ™‚

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  15. chunk
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    11 years, 2 months ago

    Fellani to bale cone at me

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Victory has defeated you...

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    2. Optimus.
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      give a dog a cone

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    3. subzero
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      persie to lambert.. guthrie to bale.. thank me later

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      1. chunk
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        11 years, 2 months ago

        Got Lambert in already that was my 1st free TF

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  16. Demí
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    http://vocaroo.com/

    As i'm bored.. Who wants to record themselves saying something and post the share link on here?

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    1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      About Bale?

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    2. Optimus.
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      http://vocaroo.com/ πŸ˜€

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    3. Optimus.
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      i recorded..didnt seem to filter through

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      1. Demí
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        Did you go on "click here to save" and then copy that url

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          1. Epic Fail
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            Overrated 😯 πŸ˜€

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          2. Demí
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            "Is Gareth Bale Tottenham" "Maybe" :mgreen:

            Are you American?

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            1. Demí
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              :mrgreen: 😳

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            2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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              I'm Jamaican-American

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              1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
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                I've calmed down. 2ND take: http://vocaroo.com/i/s11b6DQunGwR

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          3. Alan The Llama
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            I'll never get those seconds back. Postiga?? wtf?

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    4. Epic Fail
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      Pervert.

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  17. /
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    Johnny Evans.

    Talk to me.

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    1. Wild Rover
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      11 years, 2 months ago

      he's busy

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    2. the axolotl
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      yeah i'm looking at him over zab / chelsea typres. feel utd will shore up in the run in

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      1. cr4zym4n
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        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Give DDG a look. Decent at 5.5 and seemingly nailed on now. Frees up the Defender slot for coverage elsewhere... Zab, Azpil, etc

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        1. the axolotl
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          yeah good shout, not really thought of him

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  18. Bggz
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    is Sissoko's value frozen and if so for how long?

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      No, he'll go up tomorrow most probably.

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    2. Wild Rover
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      Not now, rising tomorrow

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    3. subzero
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      7th season running !! shame on you. check fiso and don't waste our time

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      1. Bggz
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        *googles fiso*

        im not using ANOTHER stat website, information overload as it is. cant even find him on it anyway hes not listed as a NU player... http://www.fiso.co.uk/footballers.php?position_filter=MD&club_filter=28&sort=team

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        1. Bggz
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          and its more like 9th season πŸ™‚

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          1. Bggz
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            thanks.

            why hasnt he risen in the past few weeks? do new tranfers get frozen for a period? his net is around 100,000 but the nti is only 23,452.

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  19. 4vets
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    Hell on Earth... been dealing with the breakdown of a friend's marriage with ping/pong texts from a weeping 20 year old daughter as parents argue about their 11 year old son πŸ™

    I have priorities... may not be around too much.

    I'm sure y'all can cope πŸ˜‰

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    1. Bggz
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      let me lighten the load, whats the 20 y old daughters number? she can text me.

      no need to thank me, honestly.

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      1. Acquafresca
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        Thats just low...

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          +100000

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
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      Lord. Sorry, Vets ... πŸ™

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    3. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      But I'll miss you HERR VETS

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      hope it works out Vets. Take care dude.

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    5. In Like Flynn.
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Good luck with that 4 Vets, and no taking sides.

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    6. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      the 20yr old fancies you doesnt she ..you old dog you sailor you πŸ˜‰

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    7. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I can't cope. Come back.

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    8. Somalion
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Sorry to hear it Vets, have had two family members go through the same thing (one currently going through it.) Tough time. Chin up!

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      This is a week old, where have you been? πŸ˜›

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      1. cr4zym4n
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Still good. It's new to me.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      πŸ˜€

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    3. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Nice one πŸ˜€

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  21. /
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Right I have a decision to make.

    I need your input to help me make it.

    I have to sell Glen Johnson this week for a reasonably priced defender with decent fixtures.

    I've narrowed it down to Jonny Evans or Carlos Cuellar.

    Which would you go for right now, if you were me?

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Evans.

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Evans, but it depends on what you'd spend the money on if you got Cuellar.

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      1. /
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        I have David Silva on my radar.

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    3. JapBen
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Do you have DDG or Mignolet?

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      1. /
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Nope

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        1. JapBen
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          I'd go for Evans then unless you need the extra funds

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    4. /
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks for the help.

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    5. cr4zym4n
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Link your team?

      In a vacuum Evans, but what Eric was Born said... dep on what you spend the savings on

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  22. Advice Mallard
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Studies have shown that smiling relieves stress, lowers your blood pressure, boosts your immune system and can even make us more attractive.

    Remember to do it once in a while.

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    1. the axolotl
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)v:-):-)vv:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

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      1. the axolotl
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        wow, worst smile fail ever πŸ™

        i'm a complete smylexic

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      2. Advice Mallard
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        If ...... oh, never mind.

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Are you related to Captain Hindsight?

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      1. Optimus.
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        i retired

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Shame πŸ˜€

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          1. Optimus.
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 2 months ago

            i didnt want to wear it out in fairness

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            1. /
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 2 months ago

              Are you also the new captain hindsight?

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    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      It's impossible for me to look any more attractive.

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    4. CarlosKillface
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Eric Cantona does'nt smile.... think on

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      1. Advice Mallard
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        If you think that Eric Cantona is attractive enough without smiling, don't be shy about your feelings.

        We are all accepting adults here.

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        1. CarlosKillface
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          eric cantona is a beautiful man, no stress, no need to lower blood pressure, awesome immune system, never smiles

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          1. Advice Mallard
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 2 months ago

            If you are Eric Cantona's doctor, you may want to think twice about sharing his medical records.

            There is such a thing as doctor-patient confidentiality.

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            1. Chu Young Ping Pong
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 2 months ago

              πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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            2. CarlosKillface
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 2 months ago

              πŸ˜‰

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    5. Hazmat
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      What studies? Sounds like nonsense. You must be a quack.

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    6. cr4zym4n
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      advice mallard gives advice

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    7. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Oh yeah, I'm always smiling when I'm drinking.

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  23. Tmel
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Cisse (SOT, swa, STO, wig) or Lambert (new, QPR, nor, LIV) for the next few weeks? Money not a huge issue

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cisse.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cisse.

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    3. Tmel
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks guys, any particular reason for the Cisse preference?

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      1. subzero
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        want you to score less points ?

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      2. In Like Flynn.
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        • 13 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Decent form, great fixtures coming.

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  24. bantamdave
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Just got in after a 14 hour shift. Quick question, anything of note to report fro. Tonights game except Bales brace??

    Thanks in advance...

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    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I just saw the score, are you telling me Bale Bale'd again?

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  25. JapBen
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    What are the chances of Evans scoring 4+ points next GW?

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    1. JapBen
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Just checked QPRs last 3 home games and they were all 0-0 so I'm guessing quite high

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    2. daveoafc77
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      40-45%

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      70%

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  26. rdpx
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Could I have a quick bit of advice please as I need to go to bed and see Bale is about to rise and is on fire...

    Henderson/Suarez OUT

    Bale + £9.0m FWD

    Qs are:

    A. Who should I put in ? Beneteke? Dzeko? (I have Lambert)

    B. This is worth a -4 hit, right?

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    1. cr4zym4n
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I think if you have Lambert you hold.

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      1. rdpx
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Holding don;t worry.

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    2. Tmel
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cisse? I'm torn between him & Lambert in for Suarez

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    3. dinamika
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cisse

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      1. rdpx
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        What is all the Cissé love all of a sudden?

        2 goals in 6 matches?

        We don;t like Benteke?

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        1. Tmel
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Like Benteke, Arsenal & City in his next three though I believe

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          1. rdpx
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 2 months ago

            True.

            I fancy the extra cash though so went with Benteke.

            Man seems to be on form and he scored 2 against Everton, so he can score vs Arsenal.

            OMG I have a Villa player in my FF team. That can't be good.

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  27. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Night lads

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Cheers JK.

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  28. halnone
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    fucl valentine's day.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Did your girlfriend dump you?

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      1. halnone
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        well, we did have an argument.

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 2 months ago

          Ahhh. Hope everything's aight.

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      2. subzero
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 2 months ago

        if thats true, he must stink like hell

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    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      fucl you too.

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  29. Piggs Boson
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Singapore Football Stadium: http://i.imgur.com/JfmExkO.jpg

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    1. /
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Illogical.

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    2. rdpx
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      that's brilliant.

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    3. In Like Flynn.
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      • 13 Years
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Was it built for the Swansea Ballboy?

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