Having highlighted Gareth Bale and Michu in the top five of our previous article ahead of their recent resurgence, we’re rolling out an updated version covering the last four Gameweeks.
Once again, we focus on those individuals who have offered the greatest goal threat without finding the net, in the hope that their respective displays are a sign of things to come.
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I see NASA have a new employee..
Has Konig 'Gif' Luther even spoken a word on this forum yet?
😀 😀 😀
Spoken as many words as he has iq points
Him and Gif Boson need to fight to the death. Only 1 is allowed.
hahahaha
Gif Boson is far more judicious in his use of them and they are always in context.
they are not always in context..ive told him on many occasions make it relevant or dont bother 😉
One day, when I was at the back of the school bus, looking all cool 😎 trying to impress the ladies...
I felt that I needed to sneeze, so I when I was about to sneeze, I tried to hold it in, i did 🙂
But with the force that I used to hold in the sneeze, it forced out a loud fart!!!
There was pointing & laughing 🙁
That's one for the grandkids...
And a courtesy wipe?
You just made my spill out my Ribena and some of it came out my nose 🙁
source?
I just 😆 repeatedly
We all really wanted to hear that, on a Fantasy Football page. Thank you.
DISLIKE!!!
Shinned it.
OMG LACKOFZEST
umtiti goal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkrzO3sPVC4
pretty nice
Bale's giving me a huge headache, I can't get him in without taking hits and dismantling my team, is he that essential?
No, but a very good option. And you'll be left behind if he performs like he has been doing.
Depends who you'd be sacrificing. Probably not.
He's the best midfielder in the game IMO. I wouldn't necessarily dismantle my team to get him, but I'd prefer him to Mata and Walcott pretty comfortably. Of course, I do like having all 3...
Newcastle are suffering from a severe bout if shittyfinalballitis.
Aka Obertan
Those snooker players are a bunch of cheating barrstards eh? I myself am a very good snooker player regularly comprising breaks of 6 or 7................
Only when i foul
Pffft, I regularly hit 155s.
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES FOR ME. Oh wait thats darts
What is the highest possible break in snooker?
Correct, I've only ever achieved it 8 times.
1-1 goal Spurs - Lyon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkrzO3sPVC4
KONIG_LUTHER vs GIGGS BOSON
Do you guys usually talk about about me when i'm not here? I have literally just came on and my name was on the first page! 😆
no. but we have a pretender to your gif crown in our midst 😛
do you just talk in gifs? 😆
GET OUT, QUICK
Lord it's that slow today, is it? Members have descended to giffing to the death?
Is Gallas in midfield now, firstly he ends up in the box and messes up his control and then he breaks with the counter attack and messes up his touch.
Can't watch the Newcastle game tonight...just wondered how Sissoko was playing ?
Team for GW27, .6 in the bank, only 1 FT. I was thinking of playing it safe and dumping G. Johnson for Cuellar to shore up funds, but eventually I would like to get rid of Nolan and Suarez, and add Van Persie. Should I take the -8 hit so I could get J. Cole or Lallana as my fifth mid. Also, captain Walcott or Bale? Thoughts?
Foster (Jaaskelainen)
Clyne - Cameron - Demel - Mertesacker (Johnson)
Bale - Nolan - Walcott - Mata (Michu)
Berbatov - Lambert (Suarez)
“I AM HAPPY WITH THE WAY I’VE STARTED, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, I SHOULD HAVE SCORED FOUR OR FIVE MORE, SO THAT’S SOMETHING FOR ME TO WORK ON.”
Has RVP always been this unbearable or is it the United shirt talking?
I can't really see what is 'unbearable' about this sentence.
You're leading the EPL in goals scored by 2 goals, and then you that you should have "four or five" more than your league leading 19~
seems he's just recapping the 1st half of the season. He scores quite a few, trying for perfection and recalls a few that got away form him. Maybe add one more to that list from yesterday, so 5-6 that got away thus far.
this presumably is what ferguson instills, that's partly how he gets the most out of all his players, and maybe why he's so successful
Screwed up Nani and Berbatov IMO
nani was better winger or thereabouts in league for a couple of seasons, berbs top scorer? or do you mean what came after?
Yeah, there was a season where Nani was the best winger in the league without a doubt, but instead of building up his confidence, fergie rotates him always and brought in Ashley Young.
Berbatov leads the team in goals, and Fergie rotates him all year because of it.
I agree. And his nonsense about "the little boy inside him wanting to join united" made me want to vom.
Cisse goal.
Cisse not goal. Don't believe the first tweet you read.
offside
If you make a mistake on an internet forum, be quick to correct yourself.
You may just get away with your error before the angry mob descends on your post.
Choo choo! Tickets going quick! All aboard the Bale (C) fail!
Getting my ticket tonight
He will fail for you, but not the rest of us
Opta Joe
west ham have never conceded a free kick outside the box this season..demel (c) 😉
They're even better in open play!
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😯
Just realised I have owned Bale continuously since GW7. Can anyone beat that Bale loyalty?
I would like to request that, henceforce, Victor Anichebe shall be referred to only as Any Chubby
That was simply phenomenal, the way he keeps the ball so close to his feet at all times...wow
Another 'average' set of results for the 'best league in Europe'......................
shutup
Walcott (avl) for bale (WHU) this means -4pts (-8pts in total for gw)
BALE AGAIN
Bale is my favorite player in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFGGGGGGGGGGG
jesus christ bale is out of this world
OMG BALEEEEEE
11 years, 2 months agoSo Spurs will need to score in Lyon if they want to go through