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The ScoutCast – Episode 110 – Cosmo

He’s well travelled. He’s multi-lingual. He’s just 19 points behind me. Despite my best start to a Fantasy Football season in living memory, Granville is right on my tail. In this latest episode of the ScoutCast, Granville takes delight in taunting me by wrapping his tongue around every “Pochettino” with ease, leaving me to struggle like Paul Merson with a mouth ulcer.

In between the mispronunciations, myself and the “cosmopolitan Manc” get heated about Robin Van Persie, rinse through the Gameweek 1 bandwagons, preview the weekend’s action and welcome the flying start made by this season’s ScoutCast team. It’s breathless stuff, squeezed into a low fat 40 minutes.

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Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Doolittle
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I love that Mark even mispronounces pronunciation 😀

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Very risky spelling post...

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      1. Doolittle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I haven't misspelled anything...have I?

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        1. Wild Rover
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          How would I know? I said it was risky 😀

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          1. Doolittle
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            It'd be embarrassing as I finished my English degree last year!

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        2. Baby Cuties
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          nah i think you've got it all right. and congrats on graduation

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  2. aehii
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Will Shaw play? Or Clyne?

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    1. joinho
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Or both?

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    2. gford33
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      shaw will unsure on clyne injury

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  3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    That Puncheon - is he buggering off to Crystal Palace?

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I think Gus Poyet should have a word with him..

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    2. Chazza
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      On loan. Still won't be enough to keep them up and doesn't warrant fantasy investment at that price in that team.

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    3. arcticjunkie1
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      yep, on loan

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    4. joinho
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      This is equally as big as the Bale move...

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    5. Pratik
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Done deal, 1 year loan

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Usual rules?

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  4. Atwood
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Koscielny + Lampard > Zabaleta + Mirallas

    Sound ok? This is my existing team, which would be turned into 4-4-2.

    Mignolet
    Ivanovic - Coleman - Koscielny
    Lampard - Hazard - Walcott - Silva
    Anelka - Giroud - Soldado

    Subs: Davis - Kim - Clyne - Garrido

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    1. Emilhoff
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Wow, do not give up Lamps. Haz>Mirallas for Zabaleta is better. Gives you more freedom in future transfers and you can always buy him back when fixtures improve and he starts scoring points again.

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      1. Atwood
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        When you say more freedom you mean due to Hazard's price right? Like there's more options to switch with?

        In such a tight spot this week what with the Anelka development/Koscielny.

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  5. joinho
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    My team for GW2, quietly confident:

    Boruc (Cech)
    Mertesacker, Shaw, Zabaleta (Turner) (Chester)
    Schneiderlin, Nolan, Hazard, Walcott (Jedinak)
    RVP, Sturridge, Gayle

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  6. Corrigan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Significantly, Davis is now K. Davis...

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  7. Hits Magnet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Anybody else concerned about losing team value this week?

    I've already taken a 8 point hit to dump Lukaku and Rat (WH) before they drop in value but now I'm worried about Negrado and Morrison (WH) ............ but I can't keep taking hots ...........

    I need to move away from the keyboard 🙂

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    1. FORCA INTER
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      i absolutly hate pts hit and keeping Koshielny 🙁

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    2. Spencer
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yeah, I'm worried about Koscielny, but -8 so eary on is not good at all.

      Sticking for the moment.

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      1. Colonel Klink
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'm cool with taking hits early on for players who are actually in the squad and playing. And if it makes you feel better, I'm at -12. (See shock and horror from a page ago.) But I still feel it's the right decision. Lost no cash, and Olsson, Kos and potentially Ivan and Luk next week (and definitely the following) were just bringing me down.

        Thankfully I didn't have Anelka...

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  8. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    • 15 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Good to see all the new quality entries in Last Man Standing & Early Bird. 🙂

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    1. Hits Magnet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I entered my team just to make people feel good about themselves ....... but i'm still alive 🙂

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  9. Nibbsy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Lukaku to Dzeko worth -4?

    Will Lukaku drop tonight?

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    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I give up.

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    2. arcticjunkie1
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Holding on another week I think. Typically he'll obviously start against Man Utd and bag a goal

      I thought about Lukaku > Lambert for -4

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  10. andres
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Migs davis
    Ivan zab clyne collins chester
    Haz wally coutinho mirallas jedinak
    Soldado lambs lukaku

    No cash and loosing value on lukaku.

    A get dzeko (too risky?)
    B ivan to coleman & lukaku to studge (-4) (gives me 3 pool, 2 everton)
    C haz to sinclair & lukaku to kun (-4)
    D save..

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  11. FORCA INTER
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Hazard-Silva transfer done

    team for next gw

    Ming

    Toure , Terry , Cheaster

    Lampard , Silva , Walcott , Mirallas

    Sturridge(C) , Giroud , Soldado

    subs : Kosh , Williams , Turrner

    i can't see some big pts haul but hopefully i will avoid red arrow

    what do you think? is it strong enough? my defence concerne me

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I thought you were getting HBA...

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      1. FORCA INTER
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        i was scared to go without any city player in next 3 fixures

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      2. Gimli son of Gloin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Looks to be in very nice shape.
        Planning the Silva move myself next week.

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    2. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      LOL wow what a bandwagon.

      Should of gotten HBA like planned....

      Silly Forca.

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Still a decent move, just not up to your standards of "not copying the FFS template"

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        1. FORCA INTER
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          yeah i know 🙁

          can't belive what i did

          but actually i listen your advice you gave me eariler this moring and decided to stop going for manny punts

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          1. Acquafresca
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            I don't think HBA is a punt. He has 3 home fixtures in 4. Surely gunna grab some points. On PKs, Corners, Set pieces.

            The only thing is with City the points could come from anyone...

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            1. FORCA INTER
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              also i when i was in pub today they showed city game and silva looked fine

              he might is not as explosive but he should chip in with consantly returns every week i think

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            2. Bests Conquests
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              10 years, 10 months ago

              Thing about HBA is you have to let him prove himself. That's the nature of the high-skill, high-potential guy who's also mid-priced. Can't be jumping on and off.

              It's not like he's at 8 or 9. He's 7 and is a good shout in next few GWs.

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            3. tw
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              the thing with newcastle points is they might not come...

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    3. Van Dal
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      You need some rvp in there. Defence wont score much imo but rest of team solid

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  12. ADucksBehind
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Tough to find a good captain choice this week!
    My three leading players are Giroud, Soldado and Zabaleta

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    1. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Out of those I favour Giroud and then Soldado a close 2nd

      Do you not own Walcott ?

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      1. ADucksBehind
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I do. Suppose he is just as good as Giroud

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    2. gford33
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      sold

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  13. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Van Persie (C)

    Done.

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    1. joinho
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      +1

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  14. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    If you were forced to pick one of Sissoko or HBA who would you take?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Suicide.

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I cant see him in the Newcastle mid list 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          • 14 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          It is a generic name for Newcastle midfielders. 😉

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          1. Call Me Old Fashioned
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 10 months ago

            Ok, may I have your valued suggestion on a 2 mid combo for 13.5M instead?

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Paulinho and Osman, or Mirallas and Schneiderlin..

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      2. Van Dal
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        That wasnt an option! 🙂

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I got HBA from start. I think I regret it though..

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    3. Falcao92
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      HBA no doubt

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    4. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      hba

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    5. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A rancid 2 week old Pizza covered in scum and dead maggots.

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  15. rab1982
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    So Anelka definitely not dropping tonight then?

    Damn shame this business as I had my first three transfers penciled in.

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  16. Canadian Football
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Lots of good players falling in price tonight (or before next GW) according to FISO. Hope this trend continues. We need some value !

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    1. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Hopefully Kagawa gets a regular spot. At 7.9m could be a bargain later in the season

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      1. Jairzinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Kagawa was the biggest flop of last season. Can't understand why so many people think he's still going to explode.

        He's not cut out for the Premier League.

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        1. Sting
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Lots of players have been a flop in their first prem season and then performed in their 2nd.

          He is a good player and a goalscorer

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    2. Acquafresca
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Hoping Migs rises. Going to be close.

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  17. Sting
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    A little RMT for my WC team ?

    Boruc (Vorm)

    Zabaleta Coleman Shaw (Ward Chester)

    Walcott Silva Hazard Barkley (Redmond)

    Soldado Sturridge Aguero

    ---------------------------------------------------------

    Considering:

    Hazard >> Oscar
    Chester >> Collins
    Vorm >> Mignolet

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    1. MARVELLUS
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Looks good, i prefer the three changes at the bottom.

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      1. Sting
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I think this could be Oscar's year...amazing talent

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  18. Deicide
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    So Madrid are paying 100m for Gareth Bale.

    I think they are idiots and Levy is a genious..

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    1. joinho
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Is that euros or pounds sterling

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      1. Deicide
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I think I read is Euros.

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    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Levy does business good.

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  19. Mr. Mystic
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Which two of the 3 would you go with?

    Walcott, SIlva, Coutinho

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    1. Emilhoff
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Walcott, Silva

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    2. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Walcott, Silva

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  20. Stimps
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    So i caved and used my WC... realised zab is essential IMO, couldnt afford price rises! Also was already on -4 for bringin in Lukaku --> Lambert, Ivan --> Coleman

    so my team now what do you think?

    Boruc (Speroni)

    Zabaleta / Coleman / Toure (Chester, M Turner)

    Mirallas / Silva / Coutinho / Walcott (Kim)

    Lambert / Soldado / Benteke (c)

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    1. Stimps
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      also i have 1mil in the back for silva -- hazard after GW3

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  21. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Play JT over Chester, correct?

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    1. Chazza
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      If you think a Terry header from a set-piece against Vidic is more likely than Bruce's Tigers keeping out Norwich, yeah.

      Seriously though, I may be biased but I think it's 50/50.

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  22. tw
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    John Terry's Dog - try to win! 😉 and maybe contribute a presser or two once those get going

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    1. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      and check the council site every week (not necessary) to keep up with standings and see any league reviews or other articles written about the leagues. that part is totally optional but makes it more enjoyable

      oh and participate in some banter with your opponents, always makes things more fun 😀

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  23. boredjames
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Best 4.5- 5 player? Not convinced by Barkley..

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    1. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I have picked Redmond at 5m

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      1. boredjames
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Think I am going to have to move to save the Morrison drop

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  24. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5t2mdISuA

    Bit of North Korean football w/ Kim Jong Un.

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  25. Optimus.
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    got a lift home with Forca tonight..

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7732973312/h55752D04/

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  26. Spoox777
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Any help with this please & reason why?

    Keep Hazard vs United & transfer him & Benteke next week for a hit?

    Transfer Hazard tonight for Silva or Yaya (Who would be better choice?) for a hit & transfer Benteke next week for the free. Thinking City will score more points vs Cardiff than Chelsea will at United.

    Thanks a lot 🙂

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    1. tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      i'm keeping benteke long term...

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      1. Spoox777
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I was thinking of Benteke to Soldado for the week Benteke misses.

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    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Why do you need to get rid of both of them? Even one of them?

      Benteke will rise tonight. I expect him to do well against Liverpool.

      I'd go Hazard to Silva this week, but probably not for a hit.

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      1. Spoox777
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I rushed my changes too early & already used up my free going Ivanovic - Zabaleta.

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  27. ADucksBehind
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Watched the Swansea game tonight and Michu impressed so much more than Bony. No question in my mind who I'm going to go with

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    1. Optimus.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      they were playing against 11xof me on a Sunday morning after 15 pints 🙂

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      1. ADucksBehind
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        They were but I'm comparing Swansea vs Swansea

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    2. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Really not been impressed with Bony so far tbh

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    3. MJ6987
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Routledge?

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      1. Walrus Eggs
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Routledge, Pozuelo, Dyer, and Hernandez would all be good if they'd play.

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    4. Walrus Eggs
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Bony will do better against teams that actually defend the wings.

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  28. FORCA INTER
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    only 2% will C Sturridge judged by capitan poll

    what a nice differentialy

    he is deadly in away games

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  29. Mr. Mystic
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Rate my Team:

    Boruc (Migs)

    Zab Shaw Turner Chester (Collins)

    Silva Miralles Walcott (Lucas, Colback)

    Soldado RVP (c) Lambert

    0.5mil in bank... Any suggestions?

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  30. FORCA INTER
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 10 months ago

    one more thing , Benteke was never part of my fpl team and he never will be 🙂

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    1. Wild Rover
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 10 months ago

      +1 from me

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