Preamble

The Pre-Match Preamble – Gameweek 24

I’m partial to a flutter but I’m hardly a seasoned gambler. Even so, I’m aware of the concept of “chasing losses” – I also know that any experienced punter will tell you that it’s a mug’s game.

Until Tuesday night, I wasn’t really sure just how this applied to Fantasy Football. How, when desperation kicks in, your better judgement can go out the window as you ignore the obvious option and search out the long shot.

Let’s face it, handing Wilfred Bony my Gameweek 23 armband was a travesty. I can and will point to the logic behind the decision – I can talk about about the Ivorian’s form, of Fulham’s fragility. Even so, that doesn’t detract from the fact that, deep down, I knew that Luis Suarez would punish me.

As I mentioned in this week’s ScoutCast, I stood for a full thirty seconds at my front door at 7.28, key in hand, ready to burst back in and correct my madness. Foolishly, I chose to turn and head to Tesco. Those pizzas might have been buy one, get one free but they cost me dearly.

Such outlandish decision-making is in stark contrast to the methods employed by our own Jonty – a Fantasy manager who has profited from backing the favourite. Jonty has reveled in his “dullard” moniker and can point to an impressive ranking and a profitable Wildcard that has left even Hall of Fame legend, Evs, in his wake.

In Thursday’s ScoutCast I was asked what I’ve learned this season. Jonty’s campaign, coupled with my season-long failed quest to seek out effective differentials has taught me that my enthusiasm to look for the spectacular long ball, rather than settle for the sideways pass, has hurt me the most. I’m constantly trying to be Glenn Hoddle and Jonty, pulling off his best Ray Wilkins impression, is making me look silly.

I’d like to think I’ve learned a lesson but, only this week, I was fully contemplating tossing four points into the air and backing Robin van Persie at Stoke. There I was, listening to Granville spelling out the obvious move – Edin Dzeko in for the injured Sergio Aguero to keep the City cover – and I was plotting another foolish 60-yard “Hail Mary”.

While this may disappoint those who listened in, I think I’m going to have to rethink. I daren’t try another Hollywood pass for a while.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Clay Davis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Feedback appreciated on wildcard team

    Adrian (Mannone)
    Caulker, Mertesacker, Baines (Shaw, R. Bennett)
    Johnson, Cazorla, Yaya, Hazard (Noone)
    Adebayor, Dzeko, Suárez

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    1. Bod
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I would downgrade Baines and upgrade Johnson

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    2. Nelson Vivas Fan Club
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I would downgrade Baines to get some Utd cover in midfield or attack

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    3. don parcheesi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Baines to Azpi -- Baines isn't worth it, and you can upgrade AJ in a week or two when sunderland's fixtures get awful

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  2. Lazarus
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Do I play Nasty or Ward?

    If Nasty starts I fancy him to get a cleanie, but he probably won't and may even get a 1pt cameo.

    Ward will play, but is chances of a cleanie are slim and he could easily get 1pt or even 0pts.

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  3. DonTheSpecialOne
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    • 13 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Headache.

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Take a capsule.

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      1. DonTheSpecialOne
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        • 13 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        That's for girls. Morning TM, good to go?

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        1. TorresMagic™
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          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Last spot, Ward or Bruce?

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  4. Bod
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Marshall (Speroni)
    kolarov, Koscielny, Fabio (Coleman, Azpilacueta)
    Mata, Yaya, Lallana, Mirallas (Puncheon)
    Suarez, Sturridge, Adebeyor

    Good to go?

    Had Coleman since gw1 btw

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  5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    • 14 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Never mind Hollywood. Just stick with Pinewood. Or Ealing. 😉

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Anyway, that incisive 12 harder. 😀

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 14 Years
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        *yarder

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        1. Twisted Saltergater
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Ooer missus!

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    2. Tim Canterbury
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Loved the bit about buy one get one free 😆

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        🙂

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  6. GST
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Quick RMT for this week......

    Azpi. Sag. Chambers. ( Ward Coleman)

    Haz. Ozil. Silva. Lall ( Colback)

    Roon Giroud. Suarez

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  7. Hitman MHK
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Who to play..

    a) Boruc
    b) Mannone

    Cheers 🙂

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    1. Chucky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      boruc

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    2. Deulo10
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Boruc

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    3. The Albatross
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'd play Boruc - local derbies an unknown

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    4. Nelson Vivas Fan Club
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      boruc

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    5. Hitman MHK
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Cheers all!
      Will stick 🙂

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  8. Wilberto
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Please rate my WC team:

    Adrian (Mannone)
    Evans - Koscielny - Fabio (Yoshida, Coleman)
    Mirallas (C) - Mata - Hazard - Lallana (Ward-Prowse)
    Dzeko - Suarez - Sturridge

    1.8 in the bank

    Any suggestions for improvement?!
    How about the defence, how could I improve it?!

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    1. don parcheesi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      don't captain mirallas when you have suarez.

      Good team otherwise, keep the money for a rainy day

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I have to say I am pretty tempted by the Mirallas captaincy punt but will probably just play safe on Luis myself

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    2. Clay Davis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      1. Brave captaining Mirallas over Suarez.

      2. Dzeko subject to rest at some point so I'd ensure your subs play
      - Coleman currently injured
      - Ward-Prowse is not a starter recently - upgrade to Noone or Puncheon?
      - Yoshida has only just started playing, no proof of first team for long term - maybe R. Bennett instead

      3. No Arsenal attack coverage. I prefer Cazorla over Mata, reason being is he's topping the charts for midfielders taking shots. His recent run of form is no surprise there.

      4. Not a fan of doubling up on Liverpool attack. If they have a bad a week, your team will have a very bad week. I'd swap Sturridge to Benteke or Adebayor.

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Got Dzeko, he is currently doing well and great upcoming fixtures, Liverpool are scoring well and creating loads of chances and both Suarez and Sturridge are great options atm but I do get your point, Mata over Arsenal for fixtures is not a bad shout. Sorry Clay, not contradicting you just for the sake of it but just giving a different take on things as I have Dzeko, SAS. and Mata and doing well recently

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        1. Clay Davis
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          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          No worries, that's the beauty of the game... we've all got a different take.

          I've just been advised by all 3 replies to a RMT to take out Baines and upgrade A.Johnson. But I'm gonna go against the advise... think Baines is a great shout, when he plays most of Evertons attacks go down the left. They've got good fixtures, he's on pens and set-pieces and has 91 points already despite missing 6 games this season. He's clearly the best defender with 5.4 pts per game (same as gerrard and 1.5m less), but people aren't realising it. HUGE DIFFERENTIAL.

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    3. John Nerdelbaum
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I would go Noone over JWP. Don't captain Mirallas. I would get a Chelski defender in there and a City midfielder.

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  9. Houdini
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Great article again, you should write a book.

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      1. Mr. Greedy
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Love the "Those pizzas might have been buy one, get one free but they cost me dearly." line.

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    • JK - Cønt ⭐
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      double West Ham defence?

      too risky?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Much.

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        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I think I'll stick with MOLsson

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            I am going to have fun with Bertrand.

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            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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              • 12 Years
              10 years, 3 months ago

              are you playing him in the next 2 GWs?

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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                • 14 Years
                10 years, 3 months ago

                Probably.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Wait until the double game weeks, and when we have had a look at Reid.

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      3. Deulo10
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Definitely

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    • Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Repost...

      What do you think for this week? Not WC...

      Boruc | Mannone

      Koscielny | Azpilicueta | Ward | Olsson | Chester

      Yaya | Hazard | Mata | Lallana | Noone

      Suárez | Adebayor | RVP

      +0.2M

      Rating /10?

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    • Jinswick
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Benteke or Giroud

      Gotta be Tekkers right?

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      1. Pinoche
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Giroud for this week and Tekkers long term imo.

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      2. Liastro ⭐️
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        CPL at home.

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    • SuperOsçarBaby
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      (C) - Shrek or El Pistolero?

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      1. Chucky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😯

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😆 Jayrod is el pistolero?

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      3. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Luis ofc

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    • Tomlette Greggs
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      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      definitely play Marshall over Mannone, yes?

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      1. Snikiii
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        yes

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    • Ed
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Ward or Bruce to start?

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    • Parm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Triple Liverpool & Triple United.

      Eggs, baskets.

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      1. Get up ya bum
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Happy easter

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        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Wow, I thought I was bad with double City, double Liverpool, no United. 🙂

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        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Evans, Mata, RVP(c) 😉

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        2. Tim Canterbury
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I a have the same. That SOUNDS safer. Maybe not great this week though with the original 19th century footballers in town.

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Hmmm. 🙁

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        1. Parm
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Hmmm indeed.

          Thinking Sturridge out for Benteke/Giroud.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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            • 14 Years
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Madness!

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    • boyler
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      so I hav unlimited funds who should replace ageuro ?

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      1. Nelson Vivas Fan Club
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        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        RVP

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    • Shatner's Bassoon
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Does anyone know who the cheapest, nailed-on West Ham defender is? Rat's release has thrown a spanner in the works

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      1. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Adrian!

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        1. Shatner's Bassoon
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          You're probably right :/

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    • temo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Play Vlaar (eve) og Bruce (TOT)

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      1. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I'd play Vlaar, Everton have a few injuries & Villa are on the up.

        Then again, Villa let in 3 last week and Hull are pretty good at home

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    • Shifty
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'm sure Mark uses a smartphone. I think it's time he invested in a fantasy football app. Plenty of good ones for iPhone and androids.

      Saved me plenty of headaches when I'm out of computer range or on the road.

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      1. onionbarje
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Been saying this since the new comment system

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      2. Simon March
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        And how far away was this Tesco anyway? Not a 4 hour round-trip I'm sure....

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    • Dont Mesut w the Özil
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Which 2 of the following should I play?

      Eriksen, Gnabry, Adebayor

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      1. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Eriksen till he stops imo

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    • Dial Square
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Last chance RMWCT
      ...

      Boruc, Adrian

      Coleman, Sagna, Azpi, Bennett, Parr

      Lallana, Hazard, AJ, Eriksen, Noone

      RVP, Suarez, Sturridge

      ...

      Thanks

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    • Willis.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Play Ward (ars) or Vlaar (eve)? Ward is playing OOP no?

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      1. GTS
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Currently I'm playing Vlaar and won't change it I think.

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    • Ruud van Kane
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Do I bench Oscar for Beraniho? Anelka sidelined

      risky but could pay off or is this nuts. Got Eto as Chelsham cover.

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        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        absolutely nuts.

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        1. Ruud van Kane
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Oscar might not start. Matic, salah plus city at home

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      1. tw
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😯

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    • temo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Is Bony to Giroud worh a hit?

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      1. Chucky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        no, hatrick today

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      2. jas5sk - Youtube channel
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yes, get in on this Giroud (c) my friend!

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      3. Repetive Expletive
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        no unless he scores twice

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      4. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        no

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    • tw
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      A) Ade + AJ
      B) Dzeko + Lallana

      Have Silva

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    • Wilberto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Suarez, Sturridge... Pick one of Benteke, Dzeko, Adebayor or Giroud?

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      1. tw
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        dzeko or ade

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      2. Chucky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        adeba

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    • Dial Square
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Most nailed on 3.9 defenders?

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      1. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Bruce I think

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    • Ste7ieBoy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bench Januzaj or Lallana this GW?

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      1. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Jan

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    • Repetive Expletive
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Who to play
      a) Lalalalalana
      b) Hazard

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      1. The Albatross
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I'm playing both but if you need an answer I'll go for Lallana

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      2. Ste7ieBoy
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Hazard

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