Dugout Discussion

The Dugout Discussion – Newcastle vs Chelsea

The Gameweek attempts to start its engines with a frosty encounter, as Chelsea’s convincing title charge draws up to St James Park to tackle another potential north east banana skin.

Having faltered at Sunderland, Jose Mourinho’s men will be keen to dispatch Newcastle in their own backyard but will find a team recently revived under Alan Pardew. The Magpies have lost just one of their last eight and, like their Black Cats rivals, will be in no mood to roll over.

Fantasy managers will doubtless be looking to the returning Diego Costa for points, whilst hoping that Eden Hazard can break a barren run of away trips that have seen him gather just two assists on the road all season. At the back, Mourinho’s men have kept three consecutive shut-outs but, with Nemanja Matic suspended, the defensive shields are down.

The early kick-off will be followed by a batch of five afternoon encounters before it’s over to Man City to attempt to keep pace, as they take on Everton at the Etihad.

We will be right here soaking up the action and bringing you the teamsheet tittle-tattle via our Twitter feed.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. SteevieP
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    John Obi Mikel cost like £20m

    1. Willis.
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He's the second best defensive milf in the league.

      1. SteevieP
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Not sure if insane

        1. Willis.
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          In terms of tackling, reading the game, breaking up attacks and keeping possession under pressure, there is no one better than him except for Matic. Sure he's shite at starting attacks but from purely a defensive point of view, there are few better than him.

      2. davies
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Mikel Arteta would disagree...

        ... lol.

      3. CTID_
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Hahah

  2. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Is it crazy to do Bony + Baines -> Costa + Azpi (-4)?

    1. Robbens Diving Instructor
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Baines has a good fixture next week

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      o/ - very crazy

    3. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Just before Baines vs QPR ?

      If Baines doesn't look like doing anything, I think selling is not crazy as Azpi will get CS point more often than goal/assist.

  3. Zep
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    And I will run 100 miles... and I will run 100 more... just to assist the most goals ever in the PL league this season...

    Get it up ye, get it up ye... nanananananaananananaaaa

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      it's 500, not 100

      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        No, he was talking about Fabregas, being the first player to run 100 miles in the PL...

        and btw I'm Scottish, I know the lyrics... 😉

        1. Heels_Over_Head
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          fair 'nuff

          i was trapped acting as pillow for small child and missed commentary

          scotch-aussie, a thing?

          1. Zep
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I guess, it's what I am now... dual citizenship... 😎

      2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        You're so predantic

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          🙂

    2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Most run 500

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      *500

      1. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        See above

  4. Arsennulment
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Here's hoping clichy play's

    1. CTID_
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I'm sure he will

  5. Kurtinho
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    I'm so drunk right now! Changed fron Kun to Austin. Will I regret this?????

    1. Ady87
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Massively.

    2. CTID_
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      I hope your still drunk from last night and don't get drunk at 1pm

    3. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Lol

  6. Costa in Wengerland
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    10 minutes without Costa goal and Azpi CS
    sigh*

  7. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Azard assist nearly.

  8. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Willian close

  9. Willis.
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Observation: All of Chelsea's defenders + Mikel are wearing short sleeves while all of Chelsea's forwards are wearing long sleeves.

    1. Ady87
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Body fat % differ from the back line to the front.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Long sleeves are a sign of weakness.

    3. NATSTER
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      * checking Fab *

    4. Holmes
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Genius! Wonder what you are doing here...

  10. Griezlad
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Ivanovic certain goal today

    1. Gooner97
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Haz gol too

  11. Green Arrow
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Willian would've been a good pick had he not been such a rotation risk

  12. SteevieP
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Greedy Hazard

  13. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieettttt hazard is insane

  14. Willis.
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    That run from Hazard

  15. davies
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard goal Courtois assist would've been amazing.

  16. Egg noodle
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Micheal Owen please SHUT THE FECK UP

    1. Shifty
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      this.

    2. mouldy_uk
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      If you think he's a twat now, try watching him getting his new car 🙂

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG57-xJyOQ

      1. Egg noodle
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        hahahaaa!!

    3. Griezlad
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      What did he say

      1. Egg noodle
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Anything and everything he says annoys me

  17. Tomlette Greggs
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    what a run Hazard

  18. CTID_
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Chelsea taking a few long rang shots not making great passes to get someone through

  19. Zep
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Michael Owen is just the best...

    1. Billy Gilmore
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Where are you listening to him? 😕

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        On mute

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          😀

          We have different commentators in Aus (at least I do)

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            Kolarov time in 2 GWs Billy?

      2. Zep
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Well... I like to hear the crowd noises... 😆

  20. CTID_
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Costa chance but cleared by Taylor ball from William

  21. CTID_
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Benteke captain don't let me down 🙂

    1. Root
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Is that you, Eben?

  22. Fin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    What's that word for a person who makes out they're of more importance than they actually are?

    1. mouldy_uk
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Dick head?

    2. Mull
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Nick Clegg?

      1. Jimbo123
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        🙂

    3. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      are you thinking of self-aggrandising, perhaps?

    4. Zep
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Tw*t

    5. The Machine
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Confident

  23. Efan Ekoku Pops
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Has Costa been sent off yet?

  24. Griezlad
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Is dummet a full back

    1. mouldy_uk
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      He's left back today, though recently he's been a CB

      1. Griezlad
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        for this match

  25. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Enjoying the game so far.

  26. Jimbo123
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Just realised that Willian is up for grabs in my draft league. ...worth a punt?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      if you like the points for starts

    2. Root
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      Who are you dropping?

      1. Jimbo123
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 6 months ago

        Possibly Chadli?

        1. Root
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 6 months ago

          Watch him start today.

          1. Jimbo123
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 6 months ago

            I hope he does....would make life easier if he was back to being nailed on

  27. Heels_Over_Head
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    My lineup for next week has 10 at home plus Aguero away. Curious if I'll find something to do with 2FTs by weekend's end.

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      If this season is anything to go by, next week will be your worst. Never get optimistic in this game!

  28. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Hazard points incoming.

  29. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Willian should have scored.

  30. Willis.
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 6 months ago

    Almost Hazard assist!!

    1. BeachBadger
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 6 months ago

      such a turn that