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FFS UEFA Cricket World Cup 2015 – Preparing For Matchday 1

At the start of the international break the FFS UEFA group launched a new team competition. Here’s a look at what happens next to help teams prepare for Matchday 1. We have also included a quick recap of how the competition works. Further details can be found in the launch article of the FFS UEFA Cricket World Cup 2015

RECRUITMENT UPDATE

There are still a few spots left. If you’re keen, you may get in touch with the managers of teams that have spots left. The current squad compositions of the teams can be seen in the squads page, which also has the contact details of managers/captains.

WHAT NEXT?

All managers are to update their final 15 man roster on the squads page along with their FPL team IDs. The deadline for recruitment of players is 2nd April 2359 HRS UK Time.

This will enable us to develop the live scorecard in time for Matchday 1.

The deadline for Matchday 1 team submission is 3rd April 2359 HRS UK Time. There will be another article closer to the deadline informing teams what needs to be done then.

In the mean time here’s a quick recap of the rules and explanation of how the tournament works.

WHO IS IT FOR?

All posters of the Fantasy Football Scout community. Anyone who plays FPL can join the fun.

CRICKET? AND FPL? HOW DOES THAT WORK?

So. There are 12 teams in total. Each team has 15 players each. Like FPL, there are 11 playing squad members and four on the bench.

A team’s total runs scored in a particular Gameweek is the sum of the individual 11 players FPL scores in that GW.

Then, two teams go head-to-head and the team with the higher runs scored wins the particular clash.

WHEN DOES THE TOURNAMENT RUN?

The tournament runs from GW31 – GW38, according to the real Cricket World Cup format.

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE DETAILS?

The tournament will be run on the linked spreadsheet. So be sure to bookmark the link and become familiar with its geography.

WHAT’S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THIS TOURNAMENT?

This game is aimed to bring out the “team” element to the fore, just like how it works in the real world. A team’s success isn’t dependent on one player alone after all.

As much as it’s a team game, leadership is so crucial. Each team will be led by a captain and a vice-captain, guided by a manager.

  • The manager is the know-it-all, who will answer any questions you may have during the course of the tournament. He will also have frequent strategic discussions with the captain. The manager is also the link of every team with the organizers. They have been chosen by the organizers for their valuable understanding of the game. The manager also submits his playing XI every week prior to the squad submission deadline.
  • The captain is the face of the team. He/she is the one who scouts the players (including vice-captain) for his team. Along with the manager, he/she decides the playing XI every week. Also, in the case of a tie in a particular clash, the captain’s FPL score is the tie-breaker.
  • The vice-captain will deputize for the captain in his absence and share his responsibility where apt. Every captain has either already or will be picking their vice-captains.

LIVE SCORECARD

Over the course of the Gameweek, you will have the chance to view the live scorecards of each team (similar to Scorecast for the HWC). This is brought to you by Pratik. There will also be some features like Twitter feeds and Chatango. More updates on this will follow.

HOW CAN I JOIN A TEAM?

The Scouting period for the teams runs from now until 2nd April. Basically it’s a period when each team will be scouting for players (along with their FPL IDs). The squads will then be announced on 3rd April.

You can also approach a captain, vice-captain or a manager to join the team of your interest. If you check the squad page, most of the teams have linked their Twitter or Email IDs. Places are likely to run off quickly. So if you’d like to express your interest, the time is now!

You can also follow the competition on Twitter at @FFS_UEFA. Tweet updates from your country using the hashtag #FFSCWC

Please do try and keep chat about the tournament to the comment section for this article.

Organised by The Crew (BillyGilmore ENR Pratik)

2,128 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Cousin Greg
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    What's Up?

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  2. King Nil Miss ✩
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    This is a lie!

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    1. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      What is?

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      1. King Nil Miss ✩
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        April Fool´s day!

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  3. Breadbin
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Do I have to get a tournament gravatar? I'd rather not and don't want to be lambasted for being an individual.

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Course u dont

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Proof that we're a nice and welcoming team. Thank you.

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Haters gonna hate BB... us Scots don't give a feck.... Bar$tards

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    2. Cousin Greg
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      which team you on?

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    3. La Roja
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It depends which team you joined.

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Is it compulsory in some teams?

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        1. La Roja
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Not at all

          Just tell us and lets complete this joke ffs

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    4. John t penguin
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      9 years, 2 months ago

      no way thats what the sheep nations do.
      just being a right bas$tard proves your loyal.
      no pants is the only rule
      #bas$tards

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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      but I bought you facepaint and everything 🙁

      http://i.imgur.com/TuKyF6i.jpg

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    5. Doolittle
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      9 years, 2 months ago

      Of course you don't, but asking Berbilly to do mine was the greatest FPL choice I've ever made.

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  4. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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    9 years, 2 months ago

    FFFFFFRRRREEEEEEEEDDDDDDOÒM

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    1. Breadbin
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      9 years, 2 months ago

      I won't let you down.

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  5. John t penguin
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    9 years, 2 months ago

    this is the scottish article.
    any yoo other lot post a comment here an all pit ma boot up yir arse.

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  6. Sunny 😎
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    9 years, 2 months ago

    Aussies lost to this guy - http://i.imgur.com/HW9XPRU.jpg

    And they think they can win this cup 🙄

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      ho you get off my land

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      1. Sunny 😎
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        You mean the land given to you by us

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        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Who taught you history, Kim Jong IL?

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          1. Sunny 😎
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            We make our own history!

            The hell is a water buffalo doing out of water and coming on this land

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            1. Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              I don't see no Buffalo, what do they look like? 🙂

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              1. Sunny 😎
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                *hold up a mirror*

                Like this^. I'm trying to find my sheepdog to drive you back to your filthy waters

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                1. John t penguin
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  He ain't a buffalo
                  He is a dyslexic gun

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                2. BeachBadger
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  I thought this WAS Gnu

                  http://i.imgur.com/HW9XPRU.jpg

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                  1. Gnu
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    😆

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              2. John t penguin
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                He called you a buffalo
                You gonna take that

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                1. Gnu
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  You should use a spoon JMD!

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  7. John t penguin
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    9 years, 2 months ago

    we are scotland
    super scotland
    no one likes us we don't care
    we hate england, and india a bit, oh and maybe NZ and australia, no point in hating ireland they aren't here to hate, but no UAE
    and we'll chase them everywhere. (well until we pass a pub then we will get blootered and tell you all you are our best friends)

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    1. Sunny 😎
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You wear your underpants on your pants?

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
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      9 years, 2 months ago

      England likes Scotland. A fine place for grouse-shooting and salmon-fishing. And one more cricketing team to beat too.

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      1. Sunny 😎
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        9 years, 2 months ago

        This pup is cute, can we take him home Oy?

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        1. John t penguin
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          9 years, 2 months ago

          I have fleas

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          1. Sunny 😎
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I thought you eat them

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    3. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      😆

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    4. The Gambler.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I thought you voted against that last year?

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    5. TokyoRed 東京赤
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Why would Scotland hate India? Is it because of this?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3dqb1izAo

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        first name that came to mind

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        1. TokyoRed 東京赤
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Aha! Subconscious terror!

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  8. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Oh, so THIS is where you're all hiding.

    I just spent 20 excruciatingly long minutes on the the old thread talking to Thomass.

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You didn't tell him we are here did you

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      1. Sunny 😎
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😀

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      2. SPorting
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I may be stupid enough to join Team NZ but I'm not THAT stupid.

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  9. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    QUIZ TIME

    The team (after yours) that you reckon is the best team in the group?

    The team that you reckon is the worst team in the group?

    Who will be the first team to get eliminated?

    Who will win the FFS Cricket World Cup 2015?

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Scotland B (England)
      Bang the desk
      Ireland for match fixing
      Scotland, if we don't we are gonna batter all o you wi an irn bru bottle

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        15 gents eh? 😆

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    2. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      England
      Ireland
      Ireland
      Scotland

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        T'is about right

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      2. Kuqi Monster
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Think you need to check the groups again, luckily for Scotland you're not in our group.

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        1. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Technically it doesn't actually say your group

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        2. BeachBadger
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          NIce grav Kuqi

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          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            i didnt even notice the change
            BB special?

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          2. Kuqi Monster
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            cheers badger!

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    3. Sunny 😎
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Sri Lanka
      Convicts (Australia)
      South Africa
      England - like you had to ask

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  10. Saniul
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Can't see enough hate for the team on FFS. Bring it on!

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Hardly hate
      Just banter, or are we not allowed to include you in that either

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        🙂

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  11. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    For those on Twitter, here are the countries that are playing the #FFSCWC battle so far.

    @FFS_Australia
    @FFS_NZ
    @3llipsis (england)
    @FFS_Bangladesh

    @FFS_India
    @ProteaFire10 (SA)

    Remember to use #FFSCWC when tweeting updates from your country. All those tweets will automatically display on the live scorecard website, due to release before Matchday 1 (Thanks to Pratik)

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        More shots
        https://twitter.com/ffs_nz/status/583235706438418433

        And now at #ProteaFire
        https://twitter.com/ffs_nz/status/583237003258568704

        Looks like the epic Sporting campaign is back 😀

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    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Are ireland the gap in the middle? 😉

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    3. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      If anyone wants to do this for us feel free
      Preferably someone in our squad

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Seems a bit pointless, I think we shouldn't.

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    4. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I have never been near a tweet. I will leave this one up to other Sheikhs

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      1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I can tweet any updates that we want posting @jawain04 for UAE unless someone is creating a new account?

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        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          What is this twitter thing? I normally send messages carried by a hawk across the desert. But that is more of a squawk than a tweet. Is it similar?

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          1. Mr. Grv
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Used to use drones for that

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  12. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Guzan (Given)
    Caulker Lescott Rose (Trippier) (Sakho)
    Hazard Eriksen Silva Sanchez (Boyd)
    Kane Aguero Naismith

    Already done Forster > Guzan for my FT
    I have £1.0m itb & was thinking either

    A) Naismith > Agbolahor for -4
    B) Aguero & Naismith > Costa & Benteke for -8
    C) Boyd > Phillips/Sinclair
    D) Leave things as they are

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      You on the wrong page fool
      Ain't no way I getting in that plane

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  13. Scotty B
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Sorry for repost but would really appreciate some help...Thanks!

    Guzan (Given)
    Caulker Lescott Rose (Trippier) (Sakho)
    Hazard Eriksen Silva Sanchez (Boyd)
    Kane Aguero Naismith

    Already done Forster > Guzan for my FT
    I have £1.0m itb & was thinking either

    A) Naismith > Agbolahor for -4
    B) Aguero & Naismith > Costa & Benteke for -8
    C) Boyd > Phillips/Sinclair
    D) Leave things as they are

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  14. SPorting
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    We. Have. Arrived.

    https://twitter.com/FFS_NZ

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    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      lol nice work

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      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Hey Dunny, you want a spot on the current world champions? Wouldn't take much effort, just send in your team once a week.

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    2. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      See above^^

      I called it 😀

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Balders has found his match. Game on!

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      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Oh goody, the #NoisyNeighbours have arrived and ruined the tranquility.

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    3. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Nice sledging sporting. Though your constant put down of the aussies, along with their inability to come up with anything funny does feel a little bit like you are kicking an intellectually disabled child. Hopefully the cricket on the weekend will be a bit less one sided.

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  15. Scotty B
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    9 years, 2 months ago

    Sorry for repost but would really appreciate some help...Thanks!

    Guzan (Given)
    Caulker Lescott Rose (Trippier) (Sakho)
    Hazard Eriksen Silva Sanchez (Boyd)
    Kane Aguero Naismith

    Already done Forster > Guzan for my FT
    I have £1.0m itb & was thinking either

    A) Naismith > Agbolahor for -4
    B) Aguero & Naismith > Costa & Benteke for -8
    C) Boyd > Phillips/Sinclair for -4
    D) Leave things as they are?

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    1. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Read my lips
      You are on the wrong article

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      1. Ziegler1988
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        He's a persistent fella

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  16. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Ladies and gentlemen
    Tell me
    Where would morecambe be without wise
    Where would ying be without yang
    Where would adam be without eve ( in the pub)
    Where would dopey be without doc and sneezy and grumpy... Ok that one didn't work
    Where would asterix be without vercingto.. Vertingot, verciicn.. Without Obelix
    Where would Ben be without Jerry
    Bill without ted
    Butch without sundance
    Jekyll without hyde

    So I ask you where would breadbin be without his sidekick

    Ladies and gentlemen team Scotland gives you
    MUPPETTTTTTTTTTTTT

    He's red he's fuzzy
    His comments are usually scuzzy
    Mu-up-pet mu-up-pet
    He's red he's crazy
    He'll never post his team cause he's lazy
    He's the muppet from scotland

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    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      I've got a couple of barrels needing scraping, what's your contact details pal? 🙂

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      1. Daniel Exeter
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😀

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      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        look into your heart gnu
        you know you want to

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      3. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      :guffaw:

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    3. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Oh go it's the muppet show. He can join the other muppets 😉

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    4. Ronny Hotdog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      *yin not ying

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      1. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        sh*t not sh*te

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    5. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      DROHM DROHM DROHM

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    6. Numb
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Jeez, McDumb and McDumber in the same team!

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      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        At least we're not McNumb. I thought yous were remaining silent for Lucy's sake?

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        1. Numb
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          We have received certain assurances on which our limited return was conditional.

          By the way, the plural of 'you' is still just 'you' McDumber

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          1. Not Irish
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Intelligence, like gender, is something none of us can control. If yous would kindly refrain from such bullying it would be greatly appreciated otherwise Team Scotland may have to take such measures to receive such assurances.

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            1. Numb
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Lack of intelligence is not one of the protected characteristics under the Equality Act (unless you're claiming it as a disability?) whereas gender ('sex') is so I am OK:

              http://www.equalityhumanrights.com/private-and-public-sector-guidance/guidance-all/protected-characteristics

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              1. Numb
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Just banter of course 😉

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                1. Not Irish
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Of course. But yous need to get off the pot. 😉

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              2. Not Irish
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                So you let politicians dictate your morals to you?

                No wonder you're confused.

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                1. Numb
                  • 9 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Not politicians, its the law McDumber

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                  1. Not Irish
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    From who?

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                      1. Not Irish
                        • 10 Years
                        9 years, 2 months ago

                        No he would be well mannered in that case.

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          2. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Congratulations to team Ireland for:

            1. Voting for the scout picks challenge.
            2. Making a drama with the moderators then posting about the assurances you've received.

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      2. Sunny 😎
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        This wasn't necessary

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Indeed. Nice you English blokes are. Except Oy of course.

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          1. Sunny 😎
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            You dare say something about my comrade. Go all out Numb!

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      3. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        again it would be macdumb and macdumber

        mc is traditionally an irish spelling

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Do I need to change it?

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        2. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Calling people dumb isn't very nice. Their reasons are obvious and it's all rather petty.

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  17. gervinhosforehead
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Alright lads good to go? 1ft
    Krul
    Terry kosc jones
    Haz silva eriksen alexis
    Kane Austin (c) kun
    Hamer alderweireld Dawson Boyd

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    1. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Not this article bro

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  18. The Gambler.
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    We all sorted that JT ?

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      whats our twitter handle?

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      1. Ronny Hotdog
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        @deepfriedirnbru

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        1. The Gambler.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          NAW, MARS BARS MATE

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        2. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Brilliant. Not #Tunnocks?

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      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        i only have my own one, hardly use it anyway. not sure if i can set up another one, but i wouldnt use it anyway.
        feel free if you want

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    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Eye doo baleev thaht's oos, matey.

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What?

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      2. Amateur Pundit Zan
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Wow nailed it. That actually came across as an american doing a bad scottish accent which is how it must sound in your head.

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        1. Breadbin
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Glasgow smile for you.

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          1. BabyB
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Glasgow kiss?

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          2. Kings of Lyon ★
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😆 you mean Glasgow kiss? 😉

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            1. Breadbin
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Nope.

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                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                BB did you get my facepaint?

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          3. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            I think this is a hybrid of a Chelsea Smile and a Glasgow Kiss.

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            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Quick wikipedia search. Never new Glasgow smile was an alternative name fo the Chelsea smile before

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          4. Billy Gilmore
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Why so serious?

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        2. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Woot doo yoo meen?

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          1. TokyoRed 東京赤
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Wha d'ya meen?

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      3. TokyoRed 東京赤
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Read more Irvine Welsh

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Weye wood eye doo thaht?

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          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            What?

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          2. Amateur Pundit Zan
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😆

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            1. King Henrik
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Glasvegian born and Bread pal.

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          3. Woy of the Wovers
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            :crikey:

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  19. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    I see the Scottish team is well and truly drunk at 2pm. You might be able to get through 90 mins drunk but ODI lasts 9 hours. You'll have one bowler and 10 fielders knocked out enjoying a nap

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    1. Business Dog
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Getting sick of all this Scottish stereotyping. When someone gets me another whiskey, I'm going to go out and start a fight.

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      1. King Henrik
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Lol it's buckfast u need to drink mate. a half bottle of breach of the peace !

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      2. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        *Whisky

        Whiskey is the Irish spelling 😉

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        1. Business Dog
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Oops, bad doggy.

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          1. Business Dog
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            *duggy 😉

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        2. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          never put an E in your whisky
          bad trip

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      3. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Wow - didn't spot you're with the jocks.

        That's a lot of potential dog-skullery in your side.
        Will intimidate the oppo......

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    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Wail weel joos hahv too seee aboo thaht woont wee.

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What?

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Deed eye stuhtter?

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          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            What?

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            1. Not Irish
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Woot? Doo yoo noht spik Eenglahsh?

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              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                What?

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                1. Not Irish
                  • 10 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Eem doon heer.

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                  1. Cheeseoid
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    What?

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      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Are you sure McMuppet is Scottish ?

        Most of the lines I read I can close my eyes and hear Leslie Phillips saying them.......
        Just try it for yourselves.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sIZZ7nO3Jc

        You should have joined jolly old England my dear chap !

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          I'm a man of the people(and farm animals). The knitting along with all the other "cultured" practices were a bit dull for me. Have any of yous ever even picked up an axe?

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          1. TokyoRed 東京赤
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Only a bond axe

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        2. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          i keep reading it as the policeman from allo allo

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  20. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    How many wins do you think it will take to qualify from the groups then?

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    1. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      *yins

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    2. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      ThurE

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      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What? This one is pushing it even for you

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😆

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          1. John t penguin
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            *macmuppet rampage

            mc is traditionally irish name, in that case you wouldnt be on here to spell it wrong

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            1. Not Irish
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Troo thaht. 😆

              Boot eye joos lyhk hoow eet sorht oof soownds lykh McNuggets.

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              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 11 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                What?

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        2. John t penguin
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          i got it straight away
          he said thurE

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    3. Breadbin
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Fife.

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  21. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    with such small gravs it is hard to tell australia from NZ team some times
    could NZ team just put losers after their name to help

    thanks loads

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    1. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Says Roland Rat.

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      1. Blue Lion
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Even i thought it was a rat on first notice.

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      2. John t penguin
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        jeez now you mention it

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  22. Thomass
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Hello!

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    1. SPorting
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      That's my cue to leave....

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  23. BeachBadger
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    So Scotland have found their voice on this thread it seems. Shame it had to be Muppets.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IVFaRTJmmY

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Is it opposite day in UAE?

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      1. Jawain - 9th overall 2014/2…
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        No April fools day - keep up Muppet

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          😯 Indeed it is. 😆

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      2. BeachBadger
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😆 That would mean Im getting Walcott in this week 😯

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Erm, do that?

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        2. TokyoRed 東京赤
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Hush on that football talk

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            1. TokyoRed 東京赤
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              "Theo - who has yet to play a Premiership game - now stands at odds of 6/4 to score a goal during the World Cup."

              Those are pretty awful odds!

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              1. BeachBadger
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Horrible. But betting odds are often skewed for the market. Probably wouldve gotten much better odds outside of England. Sorry to bring this back to fantssy footie but its another reason you should be wary of bookies odds for the big teams each week

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  24. Blue Lion
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    We're Aussies. We know how to keep our opponents on our feet. 😆

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  25. Clam. ☘️
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Och ayeeeee Nessie!

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Muppets attempt at Scottish is slightly more believable than the Loch Ness Monster.
      Actually wait on second thoughts..........

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      1. Not Irish
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        😎

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  26. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Welcome aboard Muppet

    Need to change the Mc to Mac though.... we are the classier Celts

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Cheers. How's this?

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Twill do

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  27. Captain Shirokov
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Muppet and Breadbin on the same team, nice idea. Putting them together so a limit can be put as to how many teams they incite unrest in.

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    1. Not Irish
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      We Scots are a veritable picture of harmony. The unrest has been in various other camps I won't name.

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Just call him a ba$tard and Glasgow kiss him...

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        1. Not Irish
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Right. What was I thinking.

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Buck your ideas up laddie...

            Come on yoos got an excuse to abuse tis in our nature

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      2. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Ireland.

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  28. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Close your eyes – picture the scene
    The pub, the church, the village green,
    Flannelled figures round the wicket,
    This is England, this is cricket.
    Even non – cricketers confess
    Its quintessential Englishness.
    It is, for those in any doubt,
    What two world wars were all about;
    Peace on earth and God in Heaven-
    Tea time, 156 for 7

    In days of Empire, days of yore,
    In Timbuktu and Bangalore
    We taught the natives how to play it
    And now; I hesitate to say it,
    Home or away, no matter where
    They stuff us with a day to spare.
    Administrators swallow pride
    And vie to get them in their side.
    At county grounds whichever venue
    Scorecards read more like a menu.

    Take our current “England team”
    Alas things are not what they seem.
    You’d think from over 50 million
    We could put in the pavilion
    Eleven players, even ten,
    Genuine true-born Englishmen.
    What a cosmopolitan bunch;
    You wonder what they have for lunch!
    The only thing they have in common is
    They learned their cricket in the colonies.

    Gone the days, and what a shame,
    When an England player had an English name
    Like Larwood, Washbrook, Smith or Compton,
    Born in Bradford, Bath or Brompton.
    (Now he’s born in Notty Ash, but his name is, Ramprakash.)
    And Smithy wasn’t English was he?
    And even Craig White is an Aussie.
    Hick waited years to qualify;
    Now I expect he wonders why.

    Many an English boy would dream
    Of leading out the England team;
    But recent history records
    Foreigners in charge at Lords.
    The choice of captain must be wise
    Showing no racial compromise
    But selectors should distinguish
    Between who is and isn’t English,
    Keeping the noblest job in cricket
    Away from those not quite the ticket.

    But, on the contrary, what they do is
    Give the job to Tony Lewis
    Then in a show of rare largesse
    Pass it on to Mike Denness;
    One a Welshman, one a Scot.
    Did we like if? Not a lot.
    “British” isn’t “English” really,
    We were happiest with Brearley.
    Then English cricket hit the dregs;
    What captaincy was worse than Greig’s?
    Who, to make a crafty smacker,
    Sold the team to Kerry Packer!

    It’s no good, getting sad and ‘whingey’,
    We started it with Ranjit Sinji,
    Glad to welcome and applaud
    Talented ringers from abroad.
    Purists may moan and curse about them,
    We’d be even worse without them.
    Perhaps selectors, if you please,
    Should surf colonial family trees
    And see if any likely lads
    Were born to English mums or dads.

    We don’t need high-sounding orat’ry,
    The future lies in the laborat’ry.
    No excuses, no more moaning.
    The M.C.C. must go for cloning.
    Instead of making sheep or mutton
    Clone a Compton or a Hutton,
    Larwood, Botham, Maurice Tate,
    Every English all-time great;
    Challenge the Aussies and surprise’em
    And hope they didn’t recognise ‘em.

    Enough – the history book declares.
    Our game’s been good for world affairs.
    Mandela owes, it would appear, a
    Round of drinks to D’Olivera.
    Lately there comes upon the scene
    A chronicler named Benny Green
    Whose book kicked up an awful stench
    Suggesting that our game is French.
    It’s not. It’s English, clear and plain;
    Just like our Captain, Nasser Hussain!

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Tl:dr

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Only jesting.... Will take a gander

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        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          Still didne get to the end but not a bad effort.... Ba$tard

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          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Actually... Good effort from an English scumbag

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    2. Blue Lion
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Good night.

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    3. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      It's such a shame that by the time I finish reading this England will be on their way home

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Ha I see your joking here cricket really isn't for Kinnear

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      2. djenzio
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        on our way home with the Cup

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          We are England, we don't need luck.

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          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            😆
            For a minute there I thought you had said 'We are England, we don't need luck'.

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            1. Ellipsis
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Poor old Gnu you silly clown...don't you remember we hold the crown?!

              We've solid tactics, there is no luck, now on your way you dosey F@%k! 😀

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              1. 1966 was a great year for E…
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                Crown? Pakistan are current Cricket World Cup Champions!

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        2. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          ...our lads and lasses all made up,
          celebrating with a tipple,
          jam and scone and raspberry ripple,
          loudly toasting our success,
          we'll win this thing - no need to guess,
          clinking glasses and supping port,
          as we dominate yet another sport........

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          1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            All the other teams falling out and acting cocky
            They need to all realise we won the hockey.

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    4. A.T
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Great stuff 😀

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    5. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Is that the UKIP manifesto?

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Looks that way. Names not English enough is what I took from it.

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    6. Ellipsis
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Ahh such an eloquent reminder of why England is the greatest!

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  29. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    The Scots are the bollox of a team....

    Jog on the rest of ya wannabes...

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    1. djenzio
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      True. Yous are a bollox!

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    2. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Aye - a pair o' hairy bags.....

      Even dogs would give you a good licking, what what !
      😀

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      1. Breadbin
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        What country does a green lion represent?

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        1. Colonel Wasabi
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 months ago

          It's a wasabi lion......

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          1. Breadbin
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 months ago

            Japanese lion?

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            1. Colonel Wasabi
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 2 months ago

              Well - I am suffering a bit of a cultural trauma - being English isn't easy for a Taff !

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              1. Colonel Wasabi
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 2 months ago

                How's the wee laddie getting on ?

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                1. Breadbin
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 2 months ago

                  Didn't recognise you! We're all good, hope you're well too.

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                  1. Colonel Wasabi
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 2 months ago

                    Glad to hear that 🙂

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    3. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 months ago

      Feckin English scum give it large.... Come up here with your what what what and see what happens 😉

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      1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        Chin chin

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      2. Colonel Wasabi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 months ago

        I say old boy....I used to live in Glesgie.
        Rather charming it was too.
        The heavy was reasonably priced, and the city of culture year was jolly fun..
        Greenest city in Europe I do believe.
        They even played cricket rather well at my rugger club......

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  30. RD
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 2 months ago

    Any places available??was 2nd in the ffs Scot league of world cup.sorry for being late

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