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Captain Sensible – Gameweek 14

It’s time for our pre-Gameweek members article now, as we assess the leading captaincy contenders for the weekend ahead. We take a three-part approach that includes the weekly poll standings, the Opta statistics and our Rate My Team projections to help steer your thoughts on the armband conundrum.

For the second Gameweek running, Romelu Lukaku takes a commanding lead (39%) at the peak of our Captain Poll. The Belgian hitman has excelled since Everton’s schedule shifted in difficulty from Gameweek 11, carding four goals and two assists across three outings. A trip to Bournemouth on Saturday looks ripe for further attacking returns, given that the south-coast club rank top for goals conceded (27) this term.

He’s unlikely to last the distance at home to Southampton, but Sergio Aguero’s unparalleled goal threat has convinced 16% of voters to hand him the captain’s armband. The 13.1-priced forward enjoyed a wave of investment off the back of his sublime finish against Liverpool but faces a testing afternoon trying to break down a Saints rearguard that’s been breached just four times on their travels. Elsewhere in the Manchester City camp, confidence in Kevin De Bruyne (1%) has waned by virtue of a single assist in four matches.

Having bagged a brace for Arsenal in midweek, Alexis Sanchez (11%) – who’s expected to shake off a minor hamstring niggle – claimed the third biggest backing. The Chile international failed to deliver attacking returns in his previous quartet of starts but will fancy his chances against a Norwich City outfit that’s recorded one clean sheet throughout the campaign. Despite notching nine assists in his last seven outings, Mesut Ozil (5%) sits outside the top five due to his limited goal threat.

Harry Kane attracted 6% of the vote ahead of Tottenham Hotspur’s home tie against Chelsea. Although the Blues are displaying signs of resurgence with back-to-back wins and clean sheets, Kane has chalked up 12 goals in his last 14 London derbies and netted a brace and two assists in the corresponding fixture last season.

Odion Ighalo (5%) has been directly involved (six goals and three assists) in nine of Watford’s last 10 goals. The Hornets’ upcoming road clash against Aston Villa provides a platform for that trend to continue, given that the West Midlanders conceded 11 times in their previous five fixtures.

With four goals and an assist in three starts, Philippe Coutinho (3%) is the league’s form midfielder. A home tie against Swansea City bodes well for the Brazilian’s attacking prospects, yet a minor hamstring complaint diminishes his appeal. Coutinho’s compatriot Roberto Firmino (1%) makes his first appearance in our Captain Poll, having tallied a goal and two assists at the Etihad.

Jamie Vardy (2%) could set a new Premier League record for scoring in consecutive matches (11) when Leicester play host to Manchester United. The fact that the Red Devils conceded one goal in the last five Gameweeks suggests that Vardy will need to be on top form to eclipse Ruud van Nistelrooy’s achievement.

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  1. Doolittle
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Hot Chip:

    All players are replaced by Giroud and Pelle.

    1. Spatburgunder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Ha , that and chunky chip are the best so far

      1. Doolittle
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Ha thanks, I'm out of puns now I think 😉

  2. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The Anti-Chip Chip

    The next time someone comes up with a dumb Chip idea, Jesus Navas (c) gets automatically transferred into their team for -12 points.

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😛

  3. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    I've disliked boxing for a very long time, it's just two over aggressive blokes punching each other as far as I can see. I'm not sure if it was the sport itself that I started to dislike or some of the horrible characters that get in the ring....

    I have to admit though that these two boxers (Klitschko and Fury) are quite a pair of characters for the better...Good stuff.

    1. The Raging Bull
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      MMA is far more brutal, I've never understood how people can enjoy watching an MMA bout.

      Boxing has less casualties than Rugby.

      1. megatronaldinho
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        don't seem any more brutal than a game of u punch me, i punch u. at least broken arms heal. unlike irreparable brain damage

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Exactly...

        A bit more of that sort of stuff and maybe the sport might return to the massive viewing of the 70's...

        1. The Raging Bull
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          Well, Boxing is dead. One of the key figures is moving boxing and his large stable of fighter onto terrestrial TV in the states. Not sure it will work,

          1. Wilshere Knowledge
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 6 months ago

            Just needs to be cheaper on the TV I reckon. No way anyone not in to boxing will pay £25 or however much it costs nowadays.

            1. The Raging Bull
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 6 months ago

              The reason boxing is dead is because the heavyweight scene has been poor for a very long time. Casuals want to see two big guys trying to knock each other out. That's the entertainment value. People will pay to see two big guys over two small guys.

              If you're expecting the title fight on Saturday night to be exciting, then think again. These two will bore everyone and boxing will lose further popularity.

      2. The Raging Bull
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Tyson Fury is a bang average boxer. Don't be surprised to see him knocked down few times before the fight finishes in round 7.

  4. Spatburgunder
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The Demel chip :

    All your player transform into lord Demel, scoring the equivalent of either :

    1 goal , a clean sheet , and max baps .

    Or

    A red card and 4 conceded goals

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Or withdrawn on the 61st minute just before his team loses a CS.

      1. Spatburgunder
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Ha

  5. Niemi
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    What's the story with Joel Ward? Is he nailed on?

  6. fedolefan
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Whom would you play out of these three guys?

    1) O'Shea (STK)
    2) Azpi (tot)
    3) Janmaat (cry)

  7. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Bemba Da Chip - OMG

    1. Ha.
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I love syrup

  8. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The "What are you smoking?" chip.

    You can buy any player without hit with 0.1 more.

  9. Jazz!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Can we shut up with the chips?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I dunno, have you cashed in your be quiet chip?

      1. Jazz!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        🙂

        1. andy85wsm
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 6 months ago

          🙂

          These things tend to die down eventually. Asking people to stop is usually slower though 😉

    2. The Raging Bull
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Chocolate chip went too far. Pretty much killed the fun!

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      The No Chip

      You get to remove any posts that ask for people to stop talking about Chips.

      1. Jazz!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Oh God lol

    4. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      The "Chat sh!t get banged" Chip.

  10. Jebiga
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    1 kdb and vardy

    or

    2 coutinho and kane

    ?

    1. La vida FPL
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      2

  11. Spatburgunder
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The chip shop chip

    You can sell all of your chips to fpl for 50 points .......

  12. D0GS B0110XS FC
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    play mane or mahrez? have both and also playing vardy

  13. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Cheap as Chip(s)

    To be used once per season: Buy a player at 50% of their price at the time.

    1. Theatre_Of_Screams
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Surely everyone would just use it in GW1 for Kun though....

      1. Slartibartfast
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        That would be one use for it - but if you hold in order to get him back more easily after one of his injuries, that would give you an advantage over those who blew it in GW1.

  14. La vida FPL
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Everyone getting Aguero in?

    1. Theatre_Of_Screams
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Not this GW.

  15. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Chips

    Tasty

  16. AceDeuce
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Any news on likely hood of Sanchez playing tomorrow?

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Wenger said it isn't the right time to rest him, so I reckon it's very likely he'll start on Sunday.

      With no Theo, Ramsey just back and Ox only a maybe, and with Campball also a doubt, Wenger hasn't got many options either.

      1. AceDeuce
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Thanks for the news

  17. Barryyuen
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Man city and West brom to keep clean sheets?

    1. zon
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      City not, West brom maybe

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 6 months ago

        Why not City? without Kompany they still have least number of defensive errors.

  18. Doolittle
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    David Dickinson - Cheap as Chips:

    You can only buy orange flagged players for that GW.

  19. MrNatural
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The CHIPpendale

    If your elected captain removes his shirt during the game, you receive 100 points and a telephone call from the aforementioned player's girlfriend in which she describes the contours of his genitals in sickening detail.

  20. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Peek Chip

    Works from the time you play it to that GW's deadline.

    Lets you see all other players' teams for the coming GW, just like you can see your own.

    Would be great for those in a ML of casuals who make their transfers before the previous GW is over.

  21. lugalooch
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    What to do?

    A) Sanchez/KDB & Pelle > Coutniho/Özil & Aguero (allows me to play 343)
    B) Sanchez/KDB & Sako > Coutniho & Özil (bench pelle and play 352)

    Thanks

  22. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    They had fish on in the canteen at work today but with potatoes instead of chips - disappointing. True story.

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Sue the feckers.

    2. John t penguin
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I tried swordfish for first time. Tastes nothing like fish, with or without chips

  23. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Horse Meat Chip - must have a player from Iceland in your team

    1. Sheep Flavour
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      First one that made me laugh 🙂

  24. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The Ketchup Chip

    you can remove red flagged players without it costing you transfers

    1. JJO
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Tampon chip?

  25. Eden Hazardous
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The Internal Error in RMT Chip

    A Wild Firmino is ranked #2 in RMT

  26. tisza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The misdirection chip

    -10 pts but you get to slap the Premier League manager that has misled you in a presser. e.g. on a player's fitness.

    1. JJO
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      I like that
      Would live to slap Mou or Lvg

    2. Sjaugen
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Big Sams unnecessary formation lie before the Palace game

  27. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Team of the week Chip - automatically swaps your pile of sh1te to the team of the week

  28. John t penguin
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    The shoulder chip
    Change your name to ruthNZ and have attitude when someone disagrees with you

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😀

    2. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      😆

  29. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone else going to Fury v Klitschko tomorrow?

  30. semiconductor
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 6 months ago

    anyone likely to rise tonight?

    1. JJO
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 6 months ago

      Flour chip?