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The Fantasy Football Scout Leagues Round Up

With this weekend’s fixture schedule dedicated to the FA Cup Fifth Round, we’re afforded time to assess the leading contenders in the Fantasy Football Scout leagues across a variety of games. With leagues in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Ultimate Fantasy Premier League,Sky Sports and Sun Dream Team, there’s plenty to catch up on.

FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE

Chris Rigden – who placed fourth in our last updateretained his spot at the summit following a lacklustre 39-point round. Jamie Vardy, Harry Kane and Mesut Ozil delivered the goods, while Charlie Daniels justified his selection with an assist. Chris’ decision to hand Sergio Aguero the captain’s armband ultimately saw him drop below the Gameweek average of 41.

By virtue of a massive 79-point Gameweek, Ahmed Essam propelled himself into second place in our Scout League. Aside from his masterstroke in captaining Dimitri Payet (26 points), Ahmed profited from the double-figure hauls of Christian Eriksen (10) and Willian (13). At the back, Cesar Azpilicueta and Daniels bolstered his total with assists.

Craig Ward muscled into the top three with 55 points in the previous wave of fixtures. He opted for a 3-5-2 set-up, deploying a five-man midfield that comprised of Roberto Firmino (captain – 12 points), Payet, Ozil, Dele Alli and Riyad Mahrez. Although none of his defenders mustered more than two points, Fraser Forster came up trumps with a clean sheet.

Mustafa Eren Keçeci maintained his grip on fourth position with 46 points. His decision to captain Odion Ighalo against Crystal Palace didn’t pay off, but solid returns from Payet, Ozil and Kane kept him afloat.

In the wake of a 35-point outing, Ciaran Treacy slipped to fifth. Blanks from Alexis Sanchez, Ross Barkley, Mahrez, Aguero, Ighalo and a captained Romelu Lukaku found him dropping out of the top 50 in the global rankings.

To join this league use the code: 600-520

FPL MEMBERS SCOUT LEAGUE

Andrew Dougan enjoys a one-point lead at the top of our Member’s League. Playing Alberto Moreno over Toby Alderweireld proved to be an astute call, but Aguero’s blank undermined his captaincy selection.

Despite the fact that only four of James Ollerenshaw’s players produced attacking returns and he benched Vardy, Payet’s 26 points as captain contributed to a 57-point Gameweek.

Ralf Buckenmaier dropped one place after notching 49 points. Virgil van Dijk, Payet, Ozil and Firmino were his star performers, but a strike partnership of Wayne Rooney and Aguero failed to hit the mark.

Akin to Ralf’s Gameweek, Euan Thompson had the likes of Payet and Firmino, and Fraser Forster’s shut-out, to thank for his respectable 45-point showing.

Rounding off the top five, Brian Moss correctly benched Alli and Eric Dier en route to 55 points, plumping for a midfield that included Ozil, Firmino and Payet.

ULTIMATE FANTASY PREMIER LEAGUE

Dominic Nelson heads up the field in our Ultimate Fantasy Premier League table, having pushed up to 1890 points (13th in the global rankings) with a 63-point Gameweek. Sean Tobin leads the chasing pack with a total score of 1883 following a 59-point haul last weekend.

Sultan Osman steered himself into the top three after producing 81 points, placing him two points shy (1881) of Sean’s total. Meanwhile, there’s nothing to separate Michael Wong and Mateusz Grzadzielewski; the latter racked up three more points than the former (62 compared to 59) last Gameweek, but both men are neck and neck on 1874 points.

To join this league, use the code: 1258-516.

SKY SPORTS FANTASY FOOTBALL

Having amassed 182 more points than the second-placed David Browne (1692), it would take something special to prevent Alan Wood (1874) from securing the gold medal. Cathal Jordan – who’s just one point ahead (1675) of fourth place – completes the top three in our Scout League.

Positioned first in the league of leagues, we’re on pace to retain our crown. To join this league use the league name: FFScout and the code: 8009000

SUN DREAM TEAM

Jonathan Bancroft is the manager to beat in our Scout League (1585 points). Harry Kane (224 points) has been his main man throughout the course of the campaign, while Eriksen and Firmino are newer acquisitions that delivered last time out. Wayne Rooney’s injury has thrown a spanner in the works, though.

David O Byrne is breathing down Jonathan’s with 1577 points so far this term. Daley Blind’s 161 points have set the foundation for a strong back line, with all five members breaching the 100-point barrier. A 51-point gap has opened up between David and the third-placed Charles Mouzon (1526), who’s forward line of Aguero, Costa and Kane is capable of bridging that deficit.

Sitting just four points being Charles, Yiadom Yeboah (1523) is commandeering a well-balanced team includes both of Arsenal’s starting full-backs. Tim Mongiat and Jeff Payne share the honours in fifth place (both 1515 points). The former’s decision to field three Spurs players in his front six could pay dividends this Gameweek, while the latter could suffer from Aguero’s blank and Rooney’s injury.

To join this league use the PIN: 8060586

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  1. djenzio
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Harper Lee 🙁

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Mockingbird?

      1. Christina.
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Song for a Monk King Baird?

        1. Sp0rting
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Sup Biatch.

    2. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      she died today

      1. Now I'm Panicking
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        I thought Harper Lee was a bloke

        1. Sp0rting
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          That's Addison Lee.

        2. djenzio
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          nope

          you thinking of Arthur Lee?

          1. Now I'm Panicking
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Reminds me of my favourite ever Family Fortunes answer:

            Q: Name a famous Arthur
            A: Shakespeare

            1. djenzio
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              hahaha

          2. Doolittle
            • 11 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Oh Arthur Lee, one of music's greatest geniuses (though not a great person by all accounts).

            1. djenzio
              • 9 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              yep! excellent musician. gotta LOVE him 😉

              1. Doolittle
                • 11 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                Forever Changes is a strong contender to be my all time favourite album, a masterpiece.

                1. djenzio
                  • 9 Years
                  8 years, 2 months ago

                  oh man, so good. I love Four Sail

                  1. Doolittle
                    • 11 Years
                    8 years, 2 months ago

                    Great album. The problem is that, because Forever Changes is so incredible, their other fantastic albums are overlooked.

                    I read someone a couple of weeks ago describe Forever Changes as "the ultimate scouser album", they had a theory that it fits perfectly into the sound of Liverpool, and that it is basically held up in Liverpool as the greatest album ever. I'm from Liverpool, and think they have a point...

                    1. djenzio
                      • 9 Years
                      8 years, 2 months ago

                      never thought of that but it is very Liverpool.

                      yeah all their albums are incredible but I know what you mean with Forever Changes, like it's too good and it taints their other work!

                      1. Doolittle
                        • 11 Years
                        8 years, 2 months ago

                        Yep, reminds me of a Joseph Heller quote: when he was asked why he hadn't written anything else as good as Catch-22, he replied "who has?"

      2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        RIP

    3. Doolittle
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Indeed, very sad. At least she got Go Set a Watchman out before she went, I haven't read that yet but To Kill a Mockingbird is a fantastic novel.

      1. djenzio
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Haven't read it as it was obtained under strange circumstance, she didn't want it be released but she was so sick and out of it she didn't know what was happening apparently when she signed the contract to have it released...

        Heard mixed things about it, very strange she wrote one of the great books of all time and didn't do much else with writing.

        1. oghash
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Didn't it flop?

          1. djenzio
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            no it just lost the plot

        2. Doolittle
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Oh my, I thought it was finally released on her terms! Oh dear, maybe not so good then...

          1. djenzio
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            don't quote me on that, I remember reading odd things but I could be wrong. I remember she didn't want it released. who knows though. I still want read it at some point, gotta get through Infinite Jest first!

            1. Doolittle
              • 11 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              Oh Lord Infinite Jest, 2 of my friends swear it is the greatest book ever written, and I was enjoying it at the start, but...I just couldn't do it. I couldn't get right to the end. Will have to try again soon.

              1. djenzio
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                I've heard it's a toughy. Have it lined up as my next book.

                Read Gravity's Rainbow last year. Hardest book I have ever read but well worth it. Really twisted and bizarre and took me a good few months to get through it but ultimately rewarding.

                1. Doolittle
                  • 11 Years
                  8 years, 2 months ago

                  Ahh I love Gravity's Rainbow! I think I enjoyed it because I'd already prepared myself by reading The Crying of Lot-49 - a nice opener into the bizarre Pynchon world.

                  I will definitely return to Infinite Jest, I trust the opinions of those who adore it. As a David Lynch fanatic, I can handle a little weirdness.

  2. The Wise Owl
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    If you were any colour at all, what shape would you be?

    1. Sp0rting
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      A brown turd.

    2. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Strawberry.

    3. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      wtf

    4. oghash
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Neil Warnock

    5. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      The round mound of ground

    6. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Clanging

  3. Sp0rting
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Affair?

    What affair?

    1. Christina.
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      x

  4. The Wise Owl
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Should I change my display picture? If so, what should I change it to?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I like the owl but it needs to be wiser.

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Please provide evidence of such a picture.

            1. Costa's Counsellor
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              What is that owl doing out of shot?

    2. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      something from Twin Peaks

    3. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I like eagle owls, but the Little Owl is a favourite

  5. Costa's Counsellor
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Everyone has lost the plot.

    1. The Wise Owl
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Who says we had it in the first place?

    2. Sp0rting
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Like any here ever had a plot.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        I have a plot. Plumstead South Graveyard.

    3. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Call for the counsellor

    4. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      where did you hide it?

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Purple.

        1. djenzio
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Objection

          1. Costa's Counsellor
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Rain?

            1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
              • 10 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              Talkin 'bout a revolution?

    5. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      what's the plot

  6. Dr Dream
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Does anybody know where my plot is?

    1. Sp0rting
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I've reserved you one in the graveyard.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Cheers. I'll look forward to it.

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          That's saved you £600. 😉

          1. Mr. Grv
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Wow that's a lot to spend on a dead guy

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              You haven't factored in the Funeral, yet. 😉

              1. Mr. Grv
                • 9 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                that's why we just set them on fiiiiireee

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 2 months ago

                  The licence for that costs three grand. 😉

                  1. Mr. Grv
                    • 9 Years
                    8 years, 2 months ago

                    Here it would be blasphemous.

    2. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      downstairs to the left of the gorilla

  7. The Royal Robin
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    GTG? I have no other choice than to play Williams because I have a bench full of blanks and I have played my FT.

    Gomes
    Williams VVD Alder PvA
    Mahrez Ozil Payet Alli
    Kane Kun Vardy

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      or do I take a -4? I guess is the point of my post. Thanks!

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Take the risk, taking hits is pretty risky, especially for defenders. I'd just play Williams.

        1. The Royal Robin
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Especially now I'm in the top 3K. Can't afford to fudge it up!

      2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        You lost your plot?

        1. The Royal Robin
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          I don't know, but I think you have.

          1. Costa's Counsellor
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Did you take my plot?

          2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
            • 10 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Chill, just havin a bit of fun!

            But seriously, you have a 4-4-3 listed (although kun is a blank)

            1. The Royal Robin
              • 8 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              Wow, I am tired... My forward line is Kane and Vardy!

              1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
                • 10 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                Ah you found the plot!

                But yea, play who you got.

      3. Funkyav
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        you wait, we all wait.

    2. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      wow a genuine FPL question! panic stations......

      1. Mr. Grv
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        He lost his plot

        1. djenzio
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          no it's purple rain it's fine

  8. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Logs in -
    See's people playing where's my plot ?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      It's not safe in here.

    2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Ch*t sh*t g*t bang*d

  9. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    What's the word on the FFS streets? Giggity

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Plot

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        ?

    2. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      what would happen if you didn't say Giggity at the end of every sentance? Giggity

      1. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Yhen the grammar police come out about your sentence. Giggity

        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Oh the irony

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Why you say that? 😉

        2. djenzio
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Karma biatch!

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        the world would cease to exist

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 13 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          *world ceases to exist*

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            adding would to the sentence doesn't mean cease needs to have the s on it

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 13 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              I never said would though, you swine.

              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 13 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                YOU WANNA GO?!

                ..AGAIN?!

                1. Your Mum's Athletic
                  • 12 Years
                  8 years, 2 months ago

                  BRING IT

                  1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                    • 13 Years
                    8 years, 2 months ago

                    IT'S BEEN BRUNG SON!

                    1. Your Mum's Athletic
                      • 12 Years
                      8 years, 2 months ago

                      DO YOUR WORSE, I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU

                      1. Jøssy ⭐
                        • 9 Years
                        8 years, 2 months ago

                        WORST*

                      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        • 13 Years
                        8 years, 2 months ago

                        ATTTTAAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!

                        http://share.gifyoutube.com/AnNOj.gif

                      3. Your Mum's Athletic
                        • 12 Years
                        8 years, 2 months ago

                        😆 that's the best thing i've seen all day

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I M's gonna walk on your grave. Sorry - plot! 😉

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Doos! You are better than that! *giggles*

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          😆 I was under pressure. In vino veritas. 😉

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            i'll remember this 😉

    4. oghash
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      She said thanks

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        you boomarked that 😆 😛

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Ghostbusters
          If there's something strange
          In you neighborhood
          Who you gonna call
          Ghostbusters
          If there's something weird
          And it don't look good
          Who you gonna call
          Ghostbusters

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            When Doos has lost the plot, it's time to jump ship 😆 😀

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              8 years, 2 months ago

              BOOmarked ... 😛 😉

              1. Your Mum's Athletic
                • 12 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                god help us all 🙂

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 14 Years
                  8 years, 2 months ago

                  Gabriel has crossed you off the list ... 😆

                  1. Your Mum's Athletic
                    • 12 Years
                    8 years, 2 months ago

                    #religionbantz 😆

                    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 14 Years
                      8 years, 2 months ago

                      😆

              2. Irish Madridista ⭐
                • 13 Years
                8 years, 2 months ago

                That was ghastly.
                A real dead ringer.
                I'll give you a pun to die for...
                Be there or be square...wolf.

    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Good question. I guess "plenipotentiary"

    6. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Gorilla

  10. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    I leave for 10 minutes...

    1. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Yayaye

    2. The Wise Owl
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Is it acceptable to wear socks on your hands, and make them talk like puppets?

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        It's obligatory.

    3. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Not long enough.

      Please leave.

    4. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Didn't miss you

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        I missed you..

  11. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Johnson and Ramsey to VVD and Khazri for free

    I'll have a bit of that, in a week

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Well done if you said this in GW23.

    2. The Wise Owl
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Sounds like a very good idea.

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I'll be getting Khazri(C) next gameweek.

    4. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Wow an actual FFS question

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        sorry for lowering the tone

        I'll go stand in the corner and think about what I've done

        1. ViperStripes
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Don't think about the word "plot" while you're there

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            too late

  12. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Do you think sand is called is called because it's between the seas and land?

    1. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      *mind blown*

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Yes. Confirmed.

    3. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      That's deep ...

    4. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      You mean like 'taint'?

    5. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Congratulations on almost constructing a sentence 😛

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        😆

    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      No. It is because you don't want any in your 'Amper. 😉

    7. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Genius

    8. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      How about when it's between Land and Ocean? Is it then Oand?

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Which is Spanish for land! Mind=blown

  13. Mr. Grv
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Not sure if this due to the comments competition or just a usual DZ 🙄

    1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      FP cup for sure 🙂

    2. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      DZ

  14. Ziro Becomes One
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    This place has gone to the dogs.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I blame JT's Dog. 😉

    2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Dog god it!

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        1 wife
        1 kid
        10 dogs in da house

        Its enough to drive me to ffs at half past midnight on a friday night!

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Better than it going to the Weasels

    4. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      No dog track here, one in Sheffield though

    5. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      who let the dogs out?

      1. Mark-O
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Woof woof woof woof!

        Who let the dogs out?

        Woof woof woof woof!

        1. Mr. Grv
          • 9 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          You beat me , you doogy

  15. Sess!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Eat my shorts.

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      What is that filling?

  16. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Bruh, who put the alphabet in alphabetic order?

    1. Vincent Adultman
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Pass the zoot

  17. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Teams to concede more than one goal in Europe away to Midtjylland:

    The New Saints
    Bangor City
    Manchester United

    1. djenzio
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      small price to pay

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Man Utd are sheet

      Have you something we didn't know to contribute? 😉

    3. Now I'm Panicking
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Even the Lincoln Red Imps of Gibraltar only conceded one goal there.

  18. how now brown cow
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    When the fa meet to discuss fa cup schedules, the should examine the last few days of this website.

    a) 2 weeks between games is too much. People end up writing gibberish.

    b) all dgw should be announced within 10 minutes of them being needed. The cost to the British economy of dgw questions must be high.

    c) no plots must be lost in the rescheduling

    1. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      They should also consider their own Fantasy teams to gain an advantage in the FA FF league

    2. Holy See
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Why are some cows brown, and others not so much?

      1. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Chocolate milk makers.

        1. ViperStripes
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          *mind blown*

  19. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    My toddler asked me this the other day ...

    Papa, what's big, red, and eats rocks?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      A Big, Red, Rock Eater

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        That is absolutely right! Did you go to the same kindy as she did?

    2. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Fellaini?

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Ayers?

    4. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      This page must win most surreal page of the year so far

    5. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Was Onix in Pokemon Red?

    6. Mr. Grv
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Is that your toddler beside you in the PIC ?
      He looks like John Terry's dog .

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Nah thats 2 of the 10 dogs in the household. Nico .2 tiger on the left and woodstock (woody) on the right.

        The missus is an independent dog rescuer so we take in all manner of stray and abandoned mutts

        1. oghash
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Do you think the dogs see her as a kidnapper, kidnapping homeless dogs? (only joking)

    7. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Is it your toddler?

  20. Mark-O
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Hello it's me

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      who are you?

      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        He's not me for sure

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          I can prove he's not him either

      2. Mark-O
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Bear Grylls 🙂

        1. Costa's Counsellor
          • 8 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          What does your urine taste like?

          1. Mark-O
            • 8 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            As tasty as horse placenta

          2. how now brown cow
            • 9 Years
            8 years, 2 months ago

            Thought I was on one of my "other" websites for a moment there.

        2. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
          • 10 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          Beer? Girls? Where???

          Lead on, macduff!

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Adele?

      1. Mark-O
        • 8 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet!

  21. Kings of Lyon ★
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Plot Twist

  22. Costa's Counsellor
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    I wonder how many prospective new members we have driven away today...

    1. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Good. We dont want this high quality chat being diluted

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        😆

    2. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      I'm not driving anyone anywhere unless they pay me.

      1. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        Uber this

  23. Mind över Mata
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Have a full complement of players for this week but playing Stanislas.

    Do I:

    A) Do Simpson -> Huth / Fuchs, and play instead of Stanislas
    B) Do DDG -> Forster / Cech (for a double up with VVD / Bellerin)
    C) Save FT

  24. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    LOUD NOISES

    1. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      quiet ones

    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      When yer ma shouts you in for dinner when yer half way though a game of British Bulldog

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        "Sure a course I luvs ya, doesn't I ride ya and buy ya chips?!"

      2. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 12 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        😆 i'm glad I don't know what's going on, it's more fun this way

  25. Costa's Counsellor
    • 8 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    How has nothing on this page been hulked?

    Mods all asleep?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Picnic on the beach. Ampersand. & 😉

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        😆 that is too high up the creative ladder.

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          8 years, 2 months ago

          😀

  26. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    YMA... Did you just propose a truce?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Check his name extension. 😛

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 2 months ago

        I saw that as a compliment compared to my ex-moniker.. Firmino's a hunk.

    2. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      source?

  27. Ziro Becomes One
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Pages are flying! Just in time for the deadline tomorrow. Yay!

  28. Holy See
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Nearly page 4. Can't wait to see what happens next. The plot thickens.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      Just been foreplay, so far.

  29. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    If I crash a car on purpose, is that still an accident?

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      RTC

    2. Epic Fail
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 2 months ago

      It wasn't an accident in the first place, so it can't still be one.

  30. Gooner97
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 2 months ago

    Wenger: "Yes I blocked Debuchy's move to Man Utd. I hope it's not a surprise for you."